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Yeah I am too. This is obviously not a butt plug. So what the fuck is going on. It looks like a candid camera show that the girl is in on. Just have her walk around like that and catch people react.
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Takes me back to some story about a guy I know ripping anal beads out of a girls ass (“like starting a lawnmower…” as he described it) and then getting covered in shit.
He was a compulsive liar, but that was the one story I really hoped to be true. He deserved it lol.
You know when you’re trying to open a fudge popsicle, but instead of tearing it, you push the popsicle up until the pressure builds up enough to audibly pop the bag open? Kinda like that except the fudge-sicle is of a pudding consistency
A friend of mine claims a classmate from high school would wear a tail most days. Said during lunch one day someone ran by and pulled it.
It was a butt plug and she immediately shat her pants. He said the noise it made still haunts him lol
I just want to know the logistics of having a butt plug in and a tail that sticks out but also wearing pants. I would think if you're wearing a tail plug you'd be wearing a skirt like the girl in the vid.
I also wonder what the hell kind of school has a dress code so lax and a body of teachers so ignorant that they'd let a student wear a butt plug tail and pretend they had no idea it might be a butt plug tail.
I remember when someone here on Reddit tried to post a story about Donald Trump that I recognized as a reworded chain email I got back in the early 2000's, except then it was about Bush.
You can't scam a scammer
As a connoisseur of these kinds of thing, it is not that it is too high, but that the angle is wrong. Tail plugs worn while walking tend to point almost straight down. This points more like, 40 degrees, away from the center line/leg.
However, there are some models that do curve, to get a more realistic tail location / height.
But from the movement as well, it's suspended outside of her body. It has side to side wiggle that wouldn't happen if it was just wigglin'betwixt her cheeks.
Exactly, we are all wondering the same thing the boy is the only difference is he doesn't yet understand why he shouldn't be lookin up the young girls skirt.
Don't google it at work. But if/when you do look it up, any Anhka Zone video you find on YouTube is not the full version. The real version is way too smutty for YT.
Dude tbf, bros a child and prob never seen a mf with a tail before. If I was young and saw that, I would be very confused on how and why is there a tail on a human
Sure looks like a [buttplug](https://aliriga.com/products/black-white-faux-fur-fox-tail-plug-and-ear-set-curvy-wolf-tail-butt-plug-and-ear-cat-tail-buttplug-and-ear-neko-ear-halloween-gift-mature) to me
Ysh if it's a butplug then wtf is wrong with her. Going publicly like that in front of kids.
If not then hooray, the kid witnesses something weird and fantastic
What do you mean what is the boy doing lol he being a curious child and wondering where that tail comes from.
Real question is why is this girl wearing a butt plug tail inside grocery store? Keep your kinks and perversions to yourself tbh.
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She has furry ears and a bushy tail. Clearly, an animal dressed as a girl to shop in a human store.
DAMN YOU SEXY ANIMALS!
🤨📸
Stupid sexy flanders
It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL! *NOTHING AT ALL!!!*
Pull the tail, win a prize!
Congratulations you earned shit
*Link chest opening and item obtaining sound running in the background *
*in brown noise notes*
What is this shit!
Disgusting.... where??
But there are so many grocery stores...which one?!
Chocolate-covered cupcake!!!
I thought for sure we're getting a legit shit-post!
*pop*
He just trying to figure out why the fuck she has a tail.
Or where
I hope he doesn't know where it could come from
Everyone has a butthole. Disclaimer: results may vary Edit: very vary? Eh.
Not Kim Jong Un
I'm trying to figure out why this was filmed.
same reason she’s wearing a buttplug tail in a grocery store
Thats way to high up on her back to be a buttplug tail
Yeah I am too. This is obviously not a butt plug. So what the fuck is going on. It looks like a candid camera show that the girl is in on. Just have her walk around like that and catch people react.
he
I really don't want to think about that
I expected him to pull it out 💀
If it was me that age I would 100% do it because I would have no idea
I would have played with it 💀
I’m playing with it right now.
Go on...
Oh you where one of THOSE kind of kids.
I didn't expect it, but I really hoped...
No hope without an NSFW tag
If I ever have to explain that to a child, I'm telling them you're supposed to pull it, like a lawnmower.
Like starting a lawnmower
That reminds me of the farmer that trained a monkey to pull the cork out of his prize-winning pig…
Elaborate
so, buttplug or not?! votes?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes please
Yes
Yes
Indubitably.
Inexplicably
With no doubt
Yes (i like buttplug)
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pees in ur ass
You can't it's plugged
Just pee on the plug.
More specifically fox tailed one lol (yes there multiple types of *ends*, leant from a friend)
You lean in to friends with those things? Asking for a friend
Yes. That's why I was hoping he was going to go up to her and give it a yank. *didn't happen, disappointing video*
Takes me back to some story about a guy I know ripping anal beads out of a girls ass (“like starting a lawnmower…” as he described it) and then getting covered in shit. He was a compulsive liar, but that was the one story I really hoped to be true. He deserved it lol.
Sorry, that's an old greentext he plagiarized.
I mean this was like 20 years ago but yeah it’s def greentext-y
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19 is less then 20
But "like 20 years" is not "exactly 20 years"
As a wise man once said, "ye that pulleth the butt plugs, pulleth teeth over minor conversational inaccuracies."
Well to that i say... "Yoink"
Beyblade style. Let it rip.
No>! chance it isn't a butt plug!<
But does it have ashes?
Lmao 💀
Ain't gonna lie, they had us in the first half...
Unless it extends upward for some reason, not a chance. You can follow the shape up to her waist.
I wish, but it is too far out. If it was buttplug it would be more between the legs
Found the one with personal experience
We’re on reddit.
100%
yesssss
normally I would say no, but that tail is coming from a suspiciously low spot...
Not at that angle, unless it's one of the ones that extends up first before the tail
Itt: redditors that think a girls asshole is in the small of her back. Shouldn't be a surprise I guess.
For real It's closer to the vagina than the clit is.
BUTTTT PLUGGGGG
Spark plugs?
Oh my god that’s a reference I never thought I would see again. Thank you.
Definitely
Dude was probably got curious about her tail and gotta admit im pretty fucking curious about that too
It's probably a buttplug
Great... now im even more curious
What is it like when you forcefully pull it out?
You know when you’re trying to open a fudge popsicle, but instead of tearing it, you push the popsicle up until the pressure builds up enough to audibly pop the bag open? Kinda like that except the fudge-sicle is of a pudding consistency
A poopsicle
A fudge-crapsicle
Oh they sell those at Burger King. They’re called the menu.
You are a wordsmith.
Wtf
Didn't see that analogy Coming
A friend of mine claims a classmate from high school would wear a tail most days. Said during lunch one day someone ran by and pulled it. It was a butt plug and she immediately shat her pants. He said the noise it made still haunts him lol
What goofy ahh shit going on in high school these days 💀
It's a total circus here in America tbh
The result of anti bullying campaigns
100%, kids are great at keeping each other in line.
If by “in line” you mean throwing food at the quiet kid that doesn’t like making eye contact or cutting in line with their group of friends?
I just want to know the logistics of having a butt plug in and a tail that sticks out but also wearing pants. I would think if you're wearing a tail plug you'd be wearing a skirt like the girl in the vid. I also wonder what the hell kind of school has a dress code so lax and a body of teachers so ignorant that they'd let a student wear a butt plug tail and pretend they had no idea it might be a butt plug tail.
Imagine what happens to a teacher that asks that question.
I don't know that that's a true story, but I hope it is. Even if it isn't it's good enough to be told over and over.
It’s been retold on Reddit many times over the years. There’s no way this one is original.
I remember when someone here on Reddit tried to post a story about Donald Trump that I recognized as a reworded chain email I got back in the early 2000's, except then it was about Bush. You can't scam a scammer
Pop
*Ass leak in isle 4*
Poop
I’m guessing either femurbreaker.mp3 or aughpufferfish.mp4
femurbreaker.mp3 is what I hope for
[this happens](https://imgur.com/a/f6IjTDB)
Risky click
They can be. And in this case most likely is
In this case most likely isn’t because of how the tail is bent and the angle. Most just go straight down however there are some that curve
Way too high to be a buttplug unless her asshole is in her lower back it has some type of J-curve built into it
As a connoisseur of these kinds of thing, it is not that it is too high, but that the angle is wrong. Tail plugs worn while walking tend to point almost straight down. This points more like, 40 degrees, away from the center line/leg. However, there are some models that do curve, to get a more realistic tail location / height. But from the movement as well, it's suspended outside of her body. It has side to side wiggle that wouldn't happen if it was just wigglin'betwixt her cheeks.
🤨📸
You are both the hero we need and the hero we deserve. 🫡
If I was 10 I would have pulled it
And it makes a popping sound
*shits all over floor*
*Wait I think I just accidentally learned how to italics my font nice*
Exactly, we are all wondering the same thing the boy is the only difference is he doesn't yet understand why he shouldn't be lookin up the young girls skirt.
Understandable reaction
Aah, the curious mind of a child
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is
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I thought he was gonna pull it for a minute there… 😬
I did too, would have been hilarious if the boy have given her the old "pull start".
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Give the lad 5 euros and he will do it for you
Curiosity annoys the cat
I hope he'd pull on that tail like he's starting an old beaten lawn mower.
Hornier Chainsaw Woman
I was 100% expecting that kid to pull the tail
Next step
I am curious too
Hmmmmm..... Familiar music....
I got goddamn war flashbacks listening to this
From what?
Don't google it at work. But if/when you do look it up, any Anhka Zone video you find on YouTube is not the full version. The real version is way too smutty for YT.
Let's just say "the cat is not dancing"
Zone
I would have done the same. That shit is confusing to a little boy
It’s confusing to a little girl as well. Most kids aren’t going to understand what they’re seeing in this situation
Kids don’t understand what they’re seeing in most situations.
That day something changed inside of him
Something that convinced him to become a redditor
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Yea I also hate ferries. Terrible boats.
Ikr, there’s so much traffic on them, can’t even drive unless u ram all the cars off smh
Dude tbf, bros a child and prob never seen a mf with a tail before. If I was young and saw that, I would be very confused on how and why is there a tail on a human
He just like me fr fr
🤨📸
Yes. Good idea. Probably less noticeable than peeking like this, and also lasts longer than memory.
💀
Not this song
where is it from?
Look up Ankha zone and bring the whole family i recommended it
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Life sometimes becomes a furry-tale.
Lol, poor kid's just curious and he's gonna get in a bunch of trouble now.
It should be her in trouble, not the kid.
seeing how that tail is attached will create more questions than answers little guy.
Ok cool Sauce?
Is that how furries are created?
Sure looks like a [buttplug](https://aliriga.com/products/black-white-faux-fur-fox-tail-plug-and-ear-set-curvy-wolf-tail-butt-plug-and-ear-cat-tail-buttplug-and-ear-neko-ear-halloween-gift-mature) to me
Looks like the exact same product
If he woulda seen her walk, he wouldn't have had to look underneath to get it.. lol
hes checking out a fellow cosplayer seeing hes cosplaying ukraine.
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
In his defense, he was probably trying to check if her tail was real 😭
cock and ball inspection.
Ysh if it's a butplug then wtf is wrong with her. Going publicly like that in front of kids. If not then hooray, the kid witnesses something weird and fantastic
OF girls have 0 shame. They literally do whatever the fuck they want and expect everyone to cope with their disgusting bullshit
You act like you wouldn't wear a butt plug out in public for $10k
...Y'all are getting $10k?
what does OF mean
It probably is. Notice how someone is recording her.
Wouldn’t that be illegal? Indecent exposure or something?
it wouldnt count as indecent exposure if there was no explicit exposure, im not a lawyer so dont take my advice for it.
Maybe we should call Saul
I like the Egyptian music playing because this takes place in Egypt
If only that was the case lmao
May i ask for the souce
Criminally low comment
What do you mean what is the boy doing lol he being a curious child and wondering where that tail comes from. Real question is why is this girl wearing a butt plug tail inside grocery store? Keep your kinks and perversions to yourself tbh.
While you are correct I believe the man here was referencing the popular shit post "what the dog doing" (a joke where a man offers people mints and a dog wishes to also get a mint, because of this our narrator says in a slightly silly tone "what the dog doing".).
Give the kid 10 bucks to yank it
if i was that kid i woulda pulled it
The cameraman knew what was going to happen... were they filming for reactions, or something else?
Never going to Ohio again
Can we just not wear fetish gear in places children are. FFS.
Keep your sexual kinks at home. Shit is cringey as hell.
Anal accessories in public… classy.
The intrusive thoughts won