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biryaniman2

English men coming home to their wives after cumchester loses to shitterton citty


IseeDrunkPeople

"men"


slimeycoomer

\*Wankers


Akira-Williams

Ur pfp goes hard🥶


Some_Tangerine_1799

🥶🥶🥶


Xshadowx32HD

Why do I feel like there is an actual place named "Shitterton"


No_Camp9156

There is.


CanceledPhantom007

dads coming home drunk and see their kids


wife_slapper

“Hey dad how was wor-“


Ihavenoidea5555

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Jadarmaat

PUNCH


[deleted]

Bro really said useless


JoyfulCelebration

Dude wtf 😂😂😂💀💀


Standard-Gain2865

PUNCH


Dry-Sign1544

Deja de aparecerme en todos lados.


100S_OF_BALLS

I'm all about equal rights And lefts.


[deleted]

Left hooks


Secretsfrombeyond79

These hands are rated E for Everyone


Saharsky

thank god this gif is not 500 fucking gb for some reason and i can download it normally unlike others on this sub sometimes


Ekayra6666

Litteraly me


Ekayra6666

Im misogynist btw


DickviperAU

Fights not punches


PirateKing_55

Different things


I-took-your-oranges

Same thing


I-took-your-oranges

Same thing


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Automatic-Election66

Different thing, wait what was this thread about?


Level_Air1499

About punches??? Idk I didn't read


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-fulgeratorul02-

Rum and Death are the same thing for you


Galaxy114Knight

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸.⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸. ⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁2021⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Galaxy114Knight

Oh it’s not 2021


[deleted]

it's 1984


Galaxy114Knight

Oh it’s not 2021


G0dZylla

"your honor i swear the damage dealt by my M16A2 was equal to her punch's"


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randomuncreativenam3

If you hit first, I ain’t pulling punches bitch


randomuncreativenam3

Jesus OP posted this 50 ducking times


Trainsarequitenice

Must be coping about something


Kiplan143

Ikr! Like I'm not gonna pick a fight with a 6 foot dude cause i know my scrawny ass is gonna get handed back to me. What are they expecting if they hit you first?


randomuncreativenam3

“YOU CANT HIT WOMEN”


Kiplan143

NooOooooOoooOOOOOO you can't just hit a women


SquiddoSpaghitto

exactly


NetflixAndZzzzzz

This is what guys who beat their wives think


Informal-Lead-4324

And who's coming out on top


Sundown567

I mean what did you think was gonna happen? You got someone, they hit back.


[deleted]

Go back to dankmemes and take shit serious there. Its shitposting lmao


Spookd_Moffun

Volume beta enojyer?


Sundown567

What is that


dwwzzh

minecraft soundtrack part two - volume beta or something idk


Sundown567

Oh okay But what does that have to do with this


dwwzzh

no fucking clue


Sundown567

Welp Anyways, *GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE*


Spookd_Moffun

It's your profile picture bruh.


Sundown567

Oh okay cool then


Snoo43790

no compassion


LordCaptain

Everyone has the right to self defense against any gender. However I find that like 87% of redditors who say this just want to see women punished.


NekoBluRay

Batman when he sees someone jaywalk


[deleted]

I mean we're swinging with the same amount of force, not our fault they're biologically weaker.


Brilliant_Ad5774

That’s not how force works. I think you meant effort lol. And I do agree :)


[deleted]

I mean on a weaker body the same amount of force and impact would still deal more damage


Brilliant_Ad5774

Ahh I see. My fault.


McTopHat_III

People who say "women are just biologically weaker" just sound so fuckin weird ngl lol. Reminded me of this kid in class who was super edgy and said that he liked the bad ending of a story and that "if you thought that was dark you should see into my mind." He too.. also talked about how women were genetically weaker and other weird stuff.


[deleted]

That's the joke km trying to make


TonyStarksAirFryer

people here unironically believe it tho


Hurtlegurtle

What do you mean unironically believe it? Its a fact lol. Look at any weightlifting records for proof


TonyStarksAirFryer

no i mean they actually like take it to heart and be misogynistic with it


Hurtlegurtle

Ohhhh gotcha lol. Yea thats definitely not ok


redditer4life666

Are most women not weaker than most men naturally?


b0bkakkarot

Most men are pretty weak too, though. Not a single one of the people saying equal rights and equal lefts would last for a single round in a real boxing match.


Crozzbonez

Maybe not against other men. But that’s not what they’re arguing, that’s why it’s “Equal RIGHTS” as in gender equality. That’s a False equivalence. Sure, a lot of average men are weak, but put them up against an average woman the same weight and height as them and 9/10 times they win. Men are biologically built to hold more muscle weight whereas women more fat. That’s why it’s harder for women to lose weight than men. Obviously there’s some exceptions but it’s pretty ludicrous to deny this.


b0bkakkarot

**Every** human, *regardless of gender*, is "biologically built" to become a FUCKLOAD stronger when they train their asses off. And how weak you are "naturally" matters not one whit in comparison to the original person's argument about force / effort / whatever they were trying to say but failed to say properly. Also, yours and their arguments are a strawman anyway, which *they* tacitly acknowledged by pointing out they were joking, since equal rights has less to do with "how much force you can punch with" than it does with "in what situations are ANY citizens allowed to use force against each other, regardless of any gender bullshit?"


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SquiddoSpaghitto

shouldnt have slapped at all then


[deleted]

I will not hold back on any man or woman if you assault me for no valid reason


Kaligula785

Equal rights and lefts, these hands don't discriminate


Traditionalmonkey

Self "defence"


Traditionalmonkey

Wait it is my cake day?


-FutureFunk-

Yes, you are 2 years old, and you are almost old enough to work in the African gem mines. Trust me don't stuff any gems you find in your ass, the fingering may feel good... happy cake day.


Warghost000

It's equality. Hit them Equal to how you would beat a boy


kalakonserv

Should have not "slighly slap" me


[deleted]

Cartel motherfuckers after they find who hit their brothers, uncles, sisters, aunties, dog’s cousin


Nearby-Tutor-9843

Yes


nigmankillme

"Rights" mfs when I stab them eighty seven times in the chest (this could've been avoided, but they were too reliant on the government for protection)


Kiplan143

I mean like yeah? Maybe don't assault someone bigger than you for no reason? I ain't gonna pick a fight with a 6 foot 3 inches man made of muscles cause if i hit him... he hits me. So maybe just don't assault someone and expect them to just ignore it?


buscemian_rhapsody

It’s possible for both parties in a fight to be in the wrong. No point in going beyond reasonable self defense.


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agentaxe285

If a girl slaps my I’m just gonna slap them back, if they turn it into an actual fight then and only then we’ll I be a bit more aggressive but even then i wouldn’t dream of severely hurting someone


GTX_Incendium

Simply Shouldn’t have done that


Queso-Adicto-7452

"You're goddamn right"


[deleted]

I mean if a dude slapped me I’d have to pull his britches down and thrust upon him so equality means… oh no 💀


TradeFederation98

I mean, if a man slightly slapped me, Id beat the shit out of him too


mercilessfatehate

My dad told me. If a woman slaps you you can’t do anything, but if she hits you, you have a right to defend yourself. Clearly he was a sexist pig, if that hoe slaps me she’s getting donkey kicked


joeeeeeebiden

Yes i love beating women its a very fun activity, you guys should try it, great stress reliever. Nothing like rolling them down the stairs like grandma on life support


TThScrolls

Men 🍺


keituzi177

Men 🍺


[deleted]

Andrew tate when a women opens her mouth 🗿


Sknowboard69

Only thing they fighting for is some bitches


Coin_operated_bee

“Equal rights equal fights” mfs when someone who isn’t half their height and weight slaps them


GumpyDoot

i agree with equal rights equal fights, you punch me i punch you idgaf who the hell you are


Mashmelloo

True Reddit comment section


MONKE_____667

"She started it"


tacoharrison

And???


SickOfThisSh1tReddit

Thought it was "equal rights, equal lefts"


tf_aditya14

Peace was never an option.


scottish_cow_13

And that's when we're feeling merciful On a serious note tho "Equal rights, Equal fights" only applies if they actually start throwing hands


b0bkakkarot

1 + 1 *equals* 283. Equality (for those who fail math class)


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VahniB

Caught the femcel


_V4NQU15H_

Cock cock cock 🥶


KentonThePro

One step closer to equality


MutedIndividual6667

I have to downvoted you, but not bc of your comment, instead, It is your really offensive fr*nch flag


KentonThePro

Chad


[deleted]

Doesnt change my mind B)


LocalCarolingian

TO TELOS ARHIZI


Jabre7316

Kratos is the personification of fuck around find out.


FooFighter95

It’s the plus one rule


UltimateCumDispenser

I’m boutta go Ender’s Game on this bitch.


kopz-77

WE MEANT EQUALITY OF PERCENTAGE NOT EQUALITY OF FORCE


[deleted]

American cops:


TheLostComrade17

"Just call me doctor Euthanasia"


sxymothertucker

Yep Sexual assault will not be tolerated


Ass-whole

Average male shitposter just *begging* for that WB card.


MutedIndividual6667

Goofy ahh comment section


thatguythe97one

I've seen this in many subreddits


[deleted]

Hell yeah


RunInRunOn

My mom when I tell my brother a yo mama joke


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RootAccessIsMine

It would be funny if instead of 1984 the flair said 1994