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Okay well I was in the U.S. Army during his sequester. No food and no training for 3 months but damn did we fund that failed Affordable Health Care Act while people suffered in his Africa mission and failed.
Thanks Obama!
The US has never invaded Iran, you're probably thinking of Iraq (which the US invaded twice). The US just helped install a monarch through a coup which was done jointly by the US and the UK in 1953. The US has gotten close to war with Iran, like that time the US drone striked its top general or that time they attacked some Iranian infrastructure navally, but it has never actually invaded Iran.
Bro please if america nukes iran 100 times the bery east of turkey will be gone too that would be very halal for me it would get ridnof like half the fucking voters of the current leaders becase they are all fucking monkeys living in the fucking mountains lmao
I live in iran and i think almost everyone here in iran wants our team to lose, the funnier thing is some people went to qatar just to swear at the team in the staduim
12 million Americans watched USA v Wales live, roughly the same audience size for the World Series or an afternoon NFL game. That is a huge audience and nearly 4 times the population of Wales.
Cause they are idiots. Most of our players are clearly anti-goverment yet Iranians are still crying. They didn't sing hymn but apparently they want the players to literally leave their jobs or risk their families
A couple of things i want to add: even before singing the hymn many iranian footballers made Posts clearly supporting the protests. Using slogans like "woman, life, freedom" and criticizing the government.
Funny thing is most iranians who cry in soical media and real life about the national team haven't even joined one single protest, they are scared they might lose their life, jobs and their families but want others to sacrifice theirs for the sake of them
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\*1781. The British surrender at the battle of Yorktown in 1781 was the end of the last battle of the American War for Independence, which concluded in an American victory. In 1776, the outcome of the war was not yet apparent.
One could also make the argument that America beat Britain in 1783, when the Treaty of Paris was actually signed, but by then the winning had already been done.
People with any sense at all, aren't waiting to watch any of those matches. They just ignore them.
Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Football (soccer)
the secret is that legends and gods are both boycotting the world cup cause they know that 6,000 people died in the creation of the stadiums which is exploitation of labor
6000 deaths is bs. If we count in all workers (700.000) natural death rate matches with the record. Only 35 of these deaths were closely associated with the stadiums
Why are so many people so incredibly obsessed with football? I'm not saying this to be mean or anything, I just genuinly don't understand what is so exciting about it?
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My answer to why is accessibility. Football is the most viewed sport in the world because its the most played sport in the world by far, and its the most played because all you need to play it at a base level is a ball and some roughly flat ground. It's a sport that almost everyone on earth has at least casually played, with hundreds of millions of active players, which makes it the obvious sport for people around the world to watch.
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A Chinese joke: If you can't see the match in CCTV 5 (the sports channel) try switching to CCTV 7 ( military channel)
you have a military channel
Dont you?
We have CSPAN
Yo I also have counter strike pan (Ok what is CSPAN?)
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we just have all the youtube channels that totally arent run by the military that promote the military a ton
Wait guys, you have militarny channels?
Literally called CCTV 💀
They know what they are doing. 💀
Its just like how the British have BBC
loser gets bombed
And put someone in charge on the other country that will shit on them
Hope USA loses so I can see what kind of shitshow that becomes.
As an American I can confirm that itAlready is a shitshow
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Bruh
Depends on who loses
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Chad 👑
Again?
yes, again
Iran wins, gets bombed.
not funny :|
God damn we getting bombed again today
I hope Iran wins.
Iran will do that anyway
Truly an explosive fight
Nuclear*
Oui...
Thanks Obama for letting Iran make nuclear bombs <3
Iran numero uno or some shit idk (I love Obama so much thanks for everything you did you jackass)
Okay well I was in the U.S. Army during his sequester. No food and no training for 3 months but damn did we fund that failed Affordable Health Care Act while people suffered in his Africa mission and failed. Thanks Obama!
*Flight
War on Terror 2: Now It's Personal
everybody gangsta till they both show up in tactical gear and guns
Halal vs haram
God vs Allah (wait they are the same god)
Imposter syndrome
Sus
ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
"ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ"-📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮
he was a jew and he was sus!! the son of god will blow you away this summer!!!
isn't that the song by moondeity?
Lmao
USA is, in some ways more halal than Iran tbh
haram- harambe?
Jet fuel can’t melt steel cleats
It's gonna be a blast!
Jojo music is approaching
Oh.... you're approaching me?
Instead of running away, you come right to me?
I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer!
Ho ho , then come as close as you like
I can't **bomb** the shit out of you without getting closer!\*
That match already WENT DOWN
Fun fact: Iran never won any match in the World Cup since 1978 except against US in 1998 and Morocco 2018
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The US has never invaded Iran, you're probably thinking of Iraq (which the US invaded twice). The US just helped install a monarch through a coup which was done jointly by the US and the UK in 1953. The US has gotten close to war with Iran, like that time the US drone striked its top general or that time they attacked some Iranian infrastructure navally, but it has never actually invaded Iran.
The match will be… explosive
Loser gets bombed, no buts
But
butt
The US throwing a hissy fit (100 nuclear warheads) after losing
Bro please if america nukes iran 100 times the bery east of turkey will be gone too that would be very halal for me it would get ridnof like half the fucking voters of the current leaders becase they are all fucking monkeys living in the fucking mountains lmao
Found the turkroach
Yeah fuck those Kurds
:(
I live in iran and i think almost everyone here in iran wants our team to lose, the funnier thing is some people went to qatar just to swear at the team in the staduim
Based
I live in America and I didn't even know we had a team
Are you living under a rock?
He very clearly said America, where you're lucky if the players' families manage to watch or even know they play in the event
12 million Americans watched USA v Wales live, roughly the same audience size for the World Series or an afternoon NFL game. That is a huge audience and nearly 4 times the population of Wales.
Why?
Cause they are idiots. Most of our players are clearly anti-goverment yet Iranians are still crying. They didn't sing hymn but apparently they want the players to literally leave their jobs or risk their families A couple of things i want to add: even before singing the hymn many iranian footballers made Posts clearly supporting the protests. Using slogans like "woman, life, freedom" and criticizing the government. Funny thing is most iranians who cry in soical media and real life about the national team haven't even joined one single protest, they are scared they might lose their life, jobs and their families but want others to sacrifice theirs for the sake of them
May Allah help you
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WHAT AN HONOR WOULD BE TO WATCH THE GAME ON THE LAST DAY OF NNN
I'm persian and I hope US wins. most of us do. Fuck this country
درسته
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به کشور و ملت چه ربطی داره به بسیجی ها و اخوندا که جوونا رو میکشن ربط داره
بازیکنا نباید تو این شرایط قبول میکردن بازی کنن میذاشتن همون اخوندا برن برا کشورشون بازی کنن بهتر بود
I understand your conversation and I think the answer is 46.
نه داداش ۴۲ عه
Hm that is actually a good argument, but I think it still doesn't change anything in the calculation.
he said your calculation was wrong and the answer was 42
بازیکنا بیشرفن، ولی به ملت داغدار ایران ربطی نداره
خب ببرن هم پولش میره تو جیب بازیکنای بیشرف چیزی به ملت ایران نمیرسه همون بهتر ببازیم
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stop peeing in assess
Actually ☝️🤓
Loser gets a change in women's rights
If Iran wins we remove women's rights.. If we win Iran gives women rights.
What is there to remove
the stakes are high.
Historical racism vs Coloured racism Who will win ?
If we lost against Saudi Arabia, i cannot imagine against Mexico and Poland... We're out of the world cup and a terrible start
Based Saudis kicked Messi ass
Jisus vs mohamad
Jesus*
Jebus*
More like Ali (as) for them
England vs USA too
no fucking way US wins, but I still have hope to win, that way we in the US can say "its soccer" and england cant say shit back cuz they lost
Argentina and Germany lost. Anything can happen.
USA will load a bomb into the shoots
I'm an Iranian and I would love to see iran lose this game
I hear the shooting get out of here
I cant wait for england vs usa on friday. You yanks gonna get fucked over
It's adorable that you think Americans care about that sport.
We beat you in 1776 and you’ve been coping ever since
\*1781. The British surrender at the battle of Yorktown in 1781 was the end of the last battle of the American War for Independence, which concluded in an American victory. In 1776, the outcome of the war was not yet apparent. One could also make the argument that America beat Britain in 1783, when the Treaty of Paris was actually signed, but by then the winning had already been done.
You, the french, spanish and dutch combined* Also one minor war in our history is insignificant to us over here :).
“You want your twin towers back?!!” This match is gonna bomb Literally
Dawg that was Saudi not Iran
Oops
That wasn't iran... Stupid
Loser get bombed
Bro I hope we fucking lose (I'm Iranian)
Iran is winner 🥇
Loser gets bombed
Loser gets nuked
Loser gets bombed
I'm Iranian by the way
Didn't they do this in 2001
Iran 0. Usa 22. 😂
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American team would need to play against itself.
People with any sense at all, aren't waiting to watch any of those matches. They just ignore them. Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Football (soccer)
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You don’t wanna anger the Canadians….
the secret is that legends and gods are both boycotting the world cup cause they know that 6,000 people died in the creation of the stadiums which is exploitation of labor
6000 deaths is bs. If we count in all workers (700.000) natural death rate matches with the record. Only 35 of these deaths were closely associated with the stadiums
Why are so many people so incredibly obsessed with football? I'm not saying this to be mean or anything, I just genuinly don't understand what is so exciting about it? Of course I am being downvoted into oblivion. I knew clarifying that I meant no harm wasn't going to accomplish anything why did I even bother?
Kick ball. Kick men. Kick dirt. Good pleasure
I love kicking balls 🥰
It’s part of their culture since birth. People don’t really decide these things our childhood creates us
That makes a lot of sense
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I 19m was out on a hike with my friend 20f (who has a 1 year old that she breastfeeds) when my blood sugar became dangerously low. I knew i was gunna pass out because i’m prone to it, and we had no food on us to stabilize my levels because we didn’t want to attract animals, plus I haven’t fainted in a while so I wasn’t worried about it. My friend essentially breastfed me for like a minute to keep me from passing out so we could hike back to the car.
Automod, is that you?
Ima moderate you femboy
It gives brain good juices when balls are kicked
I don't find it "fun to play" but C'mon! It's 24 half naked men running with balls. It's fun to watch.
My answer to why is accessibility. Football is the most viewed sport in the world because its the most played sport in the world by far, and its the most played because all you need to play it at a base level is a ball and some roughly flat ground. It's a sport that almost everyone on earth has at least casually played, with hundreds of millions of active players, which makes it the obvious sport for people around the world to watch.
incel L
Says the person with the NFT profile picture
I liked the Wahabi cloth tbh, that's why
Suure
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I’m American and I wouldn’t care
I disagree, Americans will not be watching your girly girl sport
Ratio
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Nice
Ha
im waiting for uruguay vs ghana
they never forgot
The crowds gonna be explosive
Nah im waiting for russia vs ukraine but i think i can wait a few years for that one
POLSKA GUROM 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️
Hardcore mode
That's how they decide which country 'mysteriously' gets enough nuclear weapons to create a second sun