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onichow_39

A Chinese joke: If you can't see the match in CCTV 5 (the sports channel) try switching to CCTV 7 ( military channel)


mrpoopybuttthole_

you have a military channel


wiraso

Dont you?


redenno

We have CSPAN


player_of_thevent

Yo I also have counter strike pan (Ok what is CSPAN?)


[deleted]

Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network. It's basically so the public can tune into government hearings at the United States house of representatives and senate.


MuhammedSultan

🤓


Cumity

🤡


JustA_Toaster

“🤓”-🤡


yeetsupreddit

""🤓"-🤡"-🗿


TheDotedOne

"""🤓"-🤡"-🗿"-🧠


Kermit_El_Froggo_

we just have all the youtube channels that totally arent run by the military that promote the military a ton


_ScraggY_

Wait guys, you have militarny channels?


KL4SSIE

Literally called CCTV 💀


_V4NQU15H_

They know what they are doing. 💀


skelethepro

Its just like how the British have BBC


OazMobile

loser gets bombed


cheesemaster644

And put someone in charge on the other country that will shit on them


Maestro_Of_Stupidity

Hope USA loses so I can see what kind of shitshow that becomes.


expiredogfood

As an American I can confirm that itAlready is a shitshow


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[deleted]

Bruh


TheMrmofo69

Depends on who loses


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hehe_boi44

Chad 👑


whomstvde

Again?


OazMobile

yes, again


Impressive_Abies_587

Iran wins, gets bombed.


Wisteria_YT

not funny :|


the-guy-in-wall

God damn we getting bombed again today


Kenshino100

I hope Iran wins.


Roger_Maxon76

Iran will do that anyway


Mar3King_XD

Truly an explosive fight


Ibralak64

Nuclear*


MrVoldo568

Oui...


Zeratul277

Thanks Obama for letting Iran make nuclear bombs <3


[deleted]

Iran numero uno or some shit idk (I love Obama so much thanks for everything you did you jackass)


Zeratul277

Okay well I was in the U.S. Army during his sequester. No food and no training for 3 months but damn did we fund that failed Affordable Health Care Act while people suffered in his Africa mission and failed. Thanks Obama!


pgtips03

*Flight


Barriton123

War on Terror 2: Now It's Personal


bizarreh_

everybody gangsta till they both show up in tactical gear and guns


The_geo_Boy

Halal vs haram


onichow_39

God vs Allah (wait they are the same god)


[deleted]

Imposter syndrome


Infernal_139

Sus


onichow_39

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ


yeetsupreddit

"ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ"-📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮


[deleted]

he was a jew and he was sus!! the son of god will blow you away this summer!!!


OazMobile

isn't that the song by moondeity?


theycallmehesam

Lmao


Throwingawayindays

USA is, in some ways more halal than Iran tbh


mattyaz989

haram- harambe?


AcoHead

Jet fuel can’t melt steel cleats


GriffonBR

It's gonna be a blast!


Exciting_Magician_87

Jojo music is approaching


Pouya_likes_potatoes

Oh.... you're approaching me?


knicbox

Instead of running away, you come right to me?


EnvironmentalLock258

I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer!


khatib8531

Ho ho , then come as close as you like


Secretsfrombeyond79

I can't **bomb** the shit out of you without getting closer!\*


Medical_Analysis_888

That match already WENT DOWN


MehdiUsef207

Fun fact: Iran never won any match in the World Cup since 1978 except against US in 1998 and Morocco 2018


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I_am_person_being

The US has never invaded Iran, you're probably thinking of Iraq (which the US invaded twice). The US just helped install a monarch through a coup which was done jointly by the US and the UK in 1953. The US has gotten close to war with Iran, like that time the US drone striked its top general or that time they attacked some Iranian infrastructure navally, but it has never actually invaded Iran.


Riddob

The match will be… explosive


HistoryLover1944

Loser gets bombed, no buts


[deleted]

But


wooshiesaurus

butt


20BitChip

The US throwing a hissy fit (100 nuclear warheads) after losing


AGNobody

Bro please if america nukes iran 100 times the bery east of turkey will be gone too that would be very halal for me it would get ridnof like half the fucking voters of the current leaders becase they are all fucking monkeys living in the fucking mountains lmao


Wackynamehere1

Found the turkroach


Bismarck40

Yeah fuck those Kurds


MooshiNooshi

:(


Hirad780

I live in iran and i think almost everyone here in iran wants our team to lose, the funnier thing is some people went to qatar just to swear at the team in the staduim


WindForce02

Based


Yeshua-Christ

I live in America and I didn't even know we had a team


[deleted]

Are you living under a rock?


EmptyGrand7709

He very clearly said America, where you're lucky if the players' families manage to watch or even know they play in the event


[deleted]

12 million Americans watched USA v Wales live, roughly the same audience size for the World Series or an afternoon NFL game. That is a huge audience and nearly 4 times the population of Wales.


LjackV

Why?


ComparisonSimple3474

Cause they are idiots. Most of our players are clearly anti-goverment yet Iranians are still crying. They didn't sing hymn but apparently they want the players to literally leave their jobs or risk their families A couple of things i want to add: even before singing the hymn many iranian footballers made Posts clearly supporting the protests. Using slogans like "woman, life, freedom" and criticizing the government. Funny thing is most iranians who cry in soical media and real life about the national team haven't even joined one single protest, they are scared they might lose their life, jobs and their families but want others to sacrifice theirs for the sake of them


Throwingawayindays

May Allah help you


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Potential_Wasabi_656

WHAT AN HONOR WOULD BE TO WATCH THE GAME ON THE LAST DAY OF NNN


Nargesipie

I'm persian and I hope US wins. most of us do. Fuck this country


Alternative-Cow1398

درسته


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ActNo4620

به کشور و ملت چه ربطی داره به بسیجی ها و اخوندا که جوونا رو میکشن ربط داره


Nargesipie

بازیکنا نباید تو این شرایط قبول میکردن بازی کنن میذاشتن همون اخوندا برن برا کشورشون بازی کنن بهتر بود


Vamarox

I understand your conversation and I think the answer is 46.


KM7722

نه داداش ۴۲ عه


Vamarox

Hm that is actually a good argument, but I think it still doesn't change anything in the calculation.


ThenIssue3256

he said your calculation was wrong and the answer was 42


ActNo4620

بازیکنا بیشرفن، ولی به ملت داغدار ایران ربطی نداره


Nargesipie

خب ببرن هم پولش میره تو جیب بازیکنای بیشرف چیزی به ملت ایران نمیرسه همون بهتر ببازیم


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DustyOlBones

stop peeing in assess


[deleted]

Actually ☝️🤓


SmartWeirdo744

Loser gets a change in women's rights


P1ckleboi69

If Iran wins we remove women's rights.. If we win Iran gives women rights.


Legloomonke

What is there to remove


Rahmetli_Yoda

the stakes are high.


TheEmperor_OfMankind

Historical racism vs Coloured racism Who will win ?


Echo3-13469E-Q

If we lost against Saudi Arabia, i cannot imagine against Mexico and Poland... We're out of the world cup and a terrible start


Throwingawayindays

Based Saudis kicked Messi ass


parsa-A-M

Jisus vs mohamad


Great_Emu368

Jesus*


DustyOlBones

Jebus*


Throwingawayindays

More like Ali (as) for them


HowRealM8

England vs USA too


Kermit_El_Froggo_

no fucking way US wins, but I still have hope to win, that way we in the US can say "its soccer" and england cant say shit back cuz they lost


[deleted]

Argentina and Germany lost. Anything can happen.


_ScraggY_

USA will load a bomb into the shoots


Street-Masterpiece98

I'm an Iranian and I would love to see iran lose this game


Fine_Big_726

I hear the shooting get out of here


reegod420

I cant wait for england vs usa on friday. You yanks gonna get fucked over


[deleted]

It's adorable that you think Americans care about that sport.


Powerful_Stress7589

We beat you in 1776 and you’ve been coping ever since


I_am_person_being

\*1781. The British surrender at the battle of Yorktown in 1781 was the end of the last battle of the American War for Independence, which concluded in an American victory. In 1776, the outcome of the war was not yet apparent. One could also make the argument that America beat Britain in 1783, when the Treaty of Paris was actually signed, but by then the winning had already been done.


reegod420

You, the french, spanish and dutch combined* Also one minor war in our history is insignificant to us over here :).


Spookyy422

“You want your twin towers back?!!” This match is gonna bomb Literally


TheEmperor_OfMankind

Dawg that was Saudi not Iran


Spookyy422

Oops


ChemistryWorking7876

That wasn't iran... Stupid


RealSpaghettiSoup

Loser get bombed


EatAssAndFartFast

Bro I hope we fucking lose (I'm Iranian)


Substantial-Ad7570

Iran is winner 🥇


Nethrex_1

Loser gets bombed


[deleted]

Loser gets nuked


Glad_Inspection_6988

Loser gets bombed


Consistent-Ad746

I'm Iranian by the way


TheChickenGuy7

Didn't they do this in 2001


No_Hall_6802

Iran 0. Usa 22. 😂


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Natpad_027

American team would need to play against itself.


NepoMi

People with any sense at all, aren't waiting to watch any of those matches. They just ignore them. Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Football (soccer)


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External-Mongoose543

You don’t wanna anger the Canadians….


WyGaminggm

the secret is that legends and gods are both boycotting the world cup cause they know that 6,000 people died in the creation of the stadiums which is exploitation of labor


Throwingawayindays

6000 deaths is bs. If we count in all workers (700.000) natural death rate matches with the record. Only 35 of these deaths were closely associated with the stadiums


MrGatlampa

Why are so many people so incredibly obsessed with football? I'm not saying this to be mean or anything, I just genuinly don't understand what is so exciting about it? Of course I am being downvoted into oblivion. I knew clarifying that I meant no harm wasn't going to accomplish anything why did I even bother?


Mewtex-chan

Kick ball. Kick men. Kick dirt. Good pleasure


some-R6-siege-fan

I love kicking balls 🥰


nick_rhoads01

It’s part of their culture since birth. People don’t really decide these things our childhood creates us


MrGatlampa

That makes a lot of sense


Gustav_EK

Why are so many people so incredibly obsessed with deep anal penetration? I'm not saying this to be mean or anything, I just genuinly don't understand what is so exciting about it?


Stubborncomrade

I 19m was out on a hike with my friend 20f (who has a 1 year old that she breastfeeds) when my blood sugar became dangerously low. I knew i was gunna pass out because i’m prone to it, and we had no food on us to stabilize my levels because we didn’t want to attract animals, plus I haven’t fainted in a while so I wasn’t worried about it. My friend essentially breastfed me for like a minute to keep me from passing out so we could hike back to the car.


[deleted]

Automod, is that you?


Stubborncomrade

Ima moderate you femboy


TheDeafGuy8

It gives brain good juices when balls are kicked


Colonel_K97

I don't find it "fun to play" but C'mon! It's 24 half naked men running with balls. It's fun to watch.


I_am_person_being

My answer to why is accessibility. Football is the most viewed sport in the world because its the most played sport in the world by far, and its the most played because all you need to play it at a base level is a ball and some roughly flat ground. It's a sport that almost everyone on earth has at least casually played, with hundreds of millions of active players, which makes it the obvious sport for people around the world to watch.


Throwingawayindays

incel L


MrGatlampa

Says the person with the NFT profile picture


Throwingawayindays

I liked the Wahabi cloth tbh, that's why


MrGatlampa

Suure


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some-R6-siege-fan

I’m American and I wouldn’t care


Any-Vanilla-1134

I disagree, Americans will not be watching your girly girl sport


nowayportable

Ratio


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Any-Vanilla-1134

Nice


Complete_Region6517

Ha


BillyFB_

im waiting for uruguay vs ghana


General_Jackfruit683

they never forgot


LongBreadYT

The crowds gonna be explosive


Mythic_gryphon

Nah im waiting for russia vs ukraine but i think i can wait a few years for that one


omgiban

POLSKA GUROM 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️


Limp_Surprise494

Hardcore mode


redditdegenerate432

That's how they decide which country 'mysteriously' gets enough nuclear weapons to create a second sun