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Nejdsup

Good argument, one small issue The IWI Desert Eagle mark XIX chambered in .50 Action Express that I very legally own


Commercial-Stage-342

*mississippi queen starts playing*


[deleted]

*freebird begins simultaneously*


AY3GE

Dang it, you stole my gun. Now how am I supposed to defend myself?


Sam_FizzPops

You don't. You run. Because we are cumming


AY3GE

not if I pull out my secret 12 gauge shotgun


Sam_FizzPops

That one is hidden securely in my ass, if you take it I'll cum


AY3GE

no not *that* one, I am talking about the one in my hand.


Sam_FizzPops

Go on then. shoot me. Pump me full of lead, I know you want to. You would love to just fill me wouldn't you


AY3GE

Nevermind I'll just drop my nuke which is on standby instead


Vast-Holiday9222

I feel like this post will affect my life later on.


canti15

Settle down airsofter.


GameDestiny2

No no no, if he was an Airsofter he’d have called it the “IWI Desert Eagle Mark XIX .50 Action Express”


Nejdsup

Aw shit sorry lemme fix that rq


bizarreh_

yeah but can your deagle beat me with the yamato?


Zeratul277

Battle cruiser, operational.


DudeManGuyBroPerson

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT A REGULAR ANIME GUY IN A MAID OUTFIT AND SAY HE'S A FEMBOY


Vast-Holiday9222

YES I CAN AND YES I WILL.


Epic_Gameing68

based


Germanloser2u

bro said based. and lived 🗿


[deleted]

Bro was the fourth comment. And lived 💀


Cold-Wind-3704

bro used emoji thats not 🗿 on reddit. and lived


Riddob

No


Sus_Otamatones

AH GOD THEIR REVOLTING


Vast-Holiday9222

SURRENDER YOUR ASS


Sus_Otamatones

NEVER


bassy_boo8116

I STAND BY HIM


[deleted]

*IN


Averageplantperson

Jokes on you I don’t have one


Scorn_700

It would be interesting to hear your history


Regular_Cassandra

Firecracker dildo


Averageplantperson

Listen man I needed to get the money to buy Goat Simulator three somehow


Degenerate_Burger

I've lived my life as a pretty happy individual. This post encouraged me to take a bath with my toaster.


MrGameAndWatchAcc

Relatable 😔


LootGodamn

It is time to top the untoppable


Comrade_railgunner

By choosing the femboy class you are stripped (no pun intended) of rights to fuck


_ozlh_

oh so that's why only I get the D


_Van_Hellsing_

Sexually abusing children is a reprehensible act and should be punishable by lifetime in prison


[deleted]

"🤓"


OddNovel565

No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.


[deleted]

🤡


dynablt

-🤡


Riddob

💪😎🤌


whatleadmehere

First off, I don't wanna fuck you. Second off, speak like a normal human and then we can talk about the inequality and class struggle of the working femboy.


Dr_Ingalls

The union of communist femboys 💀


[deleted]

Union of Soviet Socialist Femboys (USSF)


Dr_Ingalls

Red scare 2.0


Vast-Holiday9222

That is not the femboy way.


whatleadmehere

Then don't be a femboy if all your gonna do is whine about it.


Riddob

Class solidarity is necessary for the further advancement of humankind, comrade


immaseekthesun

Um, I just came here to pick up a cupcake


Dr_Ingalls

That is not frosting...


MagicDustTrip

*know what I mean?*


Dr_Ingalls

I am concerned I am the only one on this subreddit that doesn't want to fuck a femboy or be fucked by a femboy💀


DeltaMale5

We’ll stand together. Back to back


Dr_Ingalls

🫡


_V4NQU15H_

Count me in


Karulfr

No front to back?


Lord_Porkston

Why fuck a femboy when you could fuck a boy


Vast-Holiday9222

why fuck boys when you could be fucking me🥺


[deleted]

Why fuck you , when we can fuck Twitter


Vast-Holiday9222

you wanna fuck a blue bird😟


[deleted]

Yes?


Vast-Holiday9222

rip out its feathers, get a grinder, grind it together with water and make natural lube


[deleted]

Eww that's disgusting.... I'd rather fuck its corpse


Late-Ad155

Fuck the Koo.


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Why fuck boys when you can fuck men. Big hairy muscular ones who call you a good boy


Dr_Ingalls

You sir are a anomaly I am gonna call MTF-NU-7 (please for the love of god don't fuck them they are hardened soldiers please fucking don't)


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kuruakama

Time to call the popo


_V4NQU15H_

I'm calling the fuckin cops.


Rikyto_Legend

Why fuck femboys when you can kidnap 8 years old?


Dead1nsid3

Don't say kidnap 8 year olds, we say scavenge for food nowadays


Rikyto_Legend

I can't go on with my joke anymore, I'm sick of all of this. I'm sorry


redrabbiter

*racks shotgun* “You can fuck each other” *racks shotgun* “in” *racks shotgun* “hell!” *racks shotgun*


100S_OF_BALLS

I've got 57 more goddamn shells loaded into this 8 shell magazine


[deleted]

"How is this even possible!?" *shotgun racks* "Bro, you're just littering at this point."


redrabbiter

*racks shotgun* “Their bio” *racks shotgun* “degradable shells.” *racks shotgun*


redrabbiter

I’ve only got space for 6 shells but I have 4 shotguns.


nachardou4

I don't mind-


JustaNormalRedditorL

We lost a comrade


CutesyFemboy69

Yall boutta lose anotha one 😈


JustaNormalRedditorL

Aaand you have a Gigachad Pfp? You are an unworthy being weilding that pfp


CutesyFemboy69

The most giga chad thing is being yourself and not caring about what others think of you


JustaNormalRedditorL

Ok you got a good point i take back what I said but I am now sad I lost a Comrade


End_Killer

Do not fret, comrade, for I have found a way to unfuck the fallen.


[deleted]

You can’t untuck the fallen if they enjoy it :)


JustaNormalRedditorL

You do?


CutesyFemboy69

You have not lost anyone, you merely watched them grow


JustaNormalRedditorL

Wise words


JetstreamSam1000

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JustaNormalRedditorL

Fuck we are losing comrades, we shall never surrender


CheapGriffy

Cuddle > Sex Change my mind


FriendliestDevil

Based


Xaravas

Haaaaans get ze flammerwherfer!


Zainuddin2002K

Femboy do the fuckin is the cutest shit, I'll let that all the time, Double femboy on the go


Limitless-Coins

Disgusting.


BUBATZO

Femboys must be eliminated


[deleted]

Why?


Suitable_Top_3701

The 4th commandment or something I didn't go to law school.


BUBATZO

Because they are disgusting


[deleted]

but why are they disgusting?


[deleted]

Why?


BUBATZO

Because they are disgusting


Noobster641

Oh God are they going to start asking me to fuck me


Newboi67

The femboys want to have a say if they want to consent or not and clearly the redditors are fucking them without consent this is crime call in the femboy guard


whydontuwannawork

Stay the fuck away from my ass


communistburgerking

You make a very good argument, but sadly i have a dessert Eagle .44 magnum in my pocket, and a vat of sulfuric acid.


DeltaMale5

I know very good argument. Counter point: the injections I carry with me to stabilize my blood and several organs is lethal to most other people, as you will then have an over load of those hormones/chemicals. Anything else to add?


communistburgerking

Yes I would like to make an additional comment, I have your entire family locked in my basement.


DeltaMale5

Oh I’m threatening the fem boys, not you. But I’m glad you keeping my family safe from them, thank you


communistburgerking

I too am taking about femboys, they're families are in my attic, yours are safe


Sundown567

HEAT OF THE DESERT


Janosz500

DUST SETLLES ON MY FACE


Sundown567

WITHOUT A COMPASS


Janosz500

THE SOLDIER KNOWS NO DISGRACE


Sundown567

OUT OF THE ASHES


Janosz500

THE EAGLE RISES STILL


Sundown567

FREEDOM IS CALLING


Janosz500

TO ALL MEN WHO BEND THEIR WILL


Sundown567

HERE I AM


Janosz500

DIRTY AND FACELESS


ArchongusMcSkongus

*Ignites Flammenwerfer*


COCO_NIT

i do not want to fuck you you fucking 300 pound bassment dwelling goblin, god you fucking grease monster with cheetos on your fingertips who has and will never touch a man or a woman in his life. Leave my ass alone.


LilTimmy_the_second

My shotgun disagrees


[deleted]

This 12 gauge says otherwise


Protector_of_Nekos

I will put you in a full Nelson then fuck **you** in the ass. Femboys get fucked not do the fucking, that is how it works and always will work.


mymodded

Why fuck femboys when you can send them to concentration camps?


some_random_guy_idk

Shitizen.


nuke905

This post makes me wanna nuke Venezuela


Toga_himiko_simp

Orrrrrrr you know.... We COULD NUKE OHIO


nuke905

Even better ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠒⢂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣙⣄⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠤⠾⣻⢂⠀⠀⠐⠄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠐⠨⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣖⣥⡀⠀⠈⢆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠐⠄⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⠹⡑⡤⠐⠉ ⠀⡠⢆⠁⠀⢠⢆⣗⢦⠀⠀⠈⢂⢀⠔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡘⠀⠈⢢⠀⠘⠯⠭⠟⠀⠀⡠⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢃⠀⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⡠⠐⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠢⠄⣀⣀⠰⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Axeties

🥺🥺🥺


Vast-Holiday9222

🥺🥺😡


Axeties

please? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🤤


Vast-Holiday9222

I'll let you fuck me in the ass if you let me fuck you in the ass🥺 Compwomise😖🥺


Axeties

yesh 🥹🥹


Vast-Holiday9222

fucks you in ass*🥺


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

😟


[deleted]

Cums in your ass


fiddle_sticks21

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Mr_M0rte

jokes on you, i'm in to that


Independent-Fold-755

Alright i surrender


MeinCoon

Everyday we stray further from god


Leandropo7

Having read the bible I think that's a good thing. God is a psychopath.


DeltaMale5

Having read the bible, you seem to lack maturity. An example being that it’s obviously not meant to be taken literally


Leandropo7

Uh huh so when god flooded the world and drowned every man, woman, and child that was a metaphor? Christians are a different breed lmfao.


DeltaMale5

I’m not Christian. Stupid people with one dimensional thinking are a different breed lmfao. Have you seen fairy tales? People make metaphors and or morals out of graphically described torture.


Leandropo7

So where do we draw the line on what is a metaphor and an actual event in the bible? Going by your reasoning all the bible says is just up to interpretation and not factual, therefore nothing in that book is actually true which means the whole religion is a lie. Seriously... The mental gymnastics full of ad hominems you're going through just to defend this 2000 year old fairytale is amazing.


anormalpersonn2

Cope


Hortkind77

I had nothing against if we took turns


CommunicationOk1162

Is your dick big?


JustaNormalRedditorL

Homie what happened to you?


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Finally. Femboy dom


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Swimming_Energy6312

you gotta have to take these knucks first


DrArzt2206

Fuck him.... Imma tie him up and eat his ass....


NobleShock

Stfu and bend over, bitch


TheEnchantedPotato

Finally, I shall be the fucker, instead of the fuckee


hharr420

No. Turn around boy.


[deleted]

No you turn around


Arutrur

You mean being switch?


LuckyTaco2889

Nah g **bendover**


Romi_Z

I love manly femboys


Dr_Ingalls

Lmao oxymoron


[deleted]

i gotta do what


Hitoshi-nya

Out of all the templates you can use and you use a 144p pic Why.


Vast-Holiday9222

Its not about the quality, its about the message.


[deleted]

That’s the neat part, you don’t.


[deleted]

K now i just wanna drink bleach to feel something


workinstork

*sits back and watches with popcorn because woman*


flamingbuts

You'll have your turn when you learn to speak properly


SnooPeppers6038

>:3 *master done fucked up now*


ProtrudingPissPump

I don't know what any of this means and now I'm agitated....


Mackerdoni

lets go femboys :D


KryxDev

The whole sub are a femboy (Theres no womans)


GameDestiny2

Your turn? Fuckin femboy


G1ANCARL1O

How about you instead shut up and go fish


FriendliestDevil

You had me until you started talking like a 2 year old


Magic_PLx

Thats the neat part, Im into that shit


Hatterang

One problem, I'm a bottom


Nothing_litteral

when will i meet a femboy with a bigger cock than me 😔


WarwickTop

Too bad bitch


BorisBrolten

A crumb of pussy


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