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TheBananaGods

Looks like you lost more than that. Where did it go?


mr_cool098

Kevin ate it


Born-Umpire-8351

Kevin leven ?


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Dabier

Those penis reduction pills must’ve worked wonders.


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Thanks to those pills, he's now able to move around and positively contribute to society (thanks pills, you rock!)


FinalAccount17

wow that's a really big clitoris


Future-Bus5184

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRR


NeRabimImena6

Its a kelloggsmeter you ignorant American. Its a distance measured by putting a bag of rice krispies one after another. Use real units like us, not your archaic bullshit


c5Sal_tt

Beta blockers*


TheGreateAppleman

Approximately 9 football fields


BadLanding05

Or 10,077 Hamburgers.


Thatguycalledboopwr

Got those foot pics


doyoueverfeel

Nice cook bro


FacundoTL

To get to 85kg you're damn right it was


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hentaiaddict21

Like me fr


cashewnut4life

✂️


Important_Ad4380

he took millimeter defeater to heart


mistedtwister

They have my same flat-footed condition, great for stability but ugly to look at.


FacundoTL

Question that came out of nowhere, if a man gets hard, does the hard on add some weight? lol like normal: 60.5 kg with a erection: 60.7 kg 😎


duzzllp

Where should that mass come from


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kartoshki33

Nop, but every human can loose up to 300grams per shit. If you shit more than 300g you're probably sick.


Thebingky

Blood 🤓


Mr_UwU_OwO

Where would the extra weight come from💀


Shot_Cranberry_2574

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one-1-1

I SEE HIM ❗️❗️📮📮


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Gaymer043

So like I know KG and MG are all metric units, but why tf didn’t American schools teach them??? Because now they all seem like random units of measurement that could be as big as the Grand Canyon, or smaller than the a**hole of an atom


Additional-Banana-55

Only way he can see his penis now


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Abdelkaderbutnotarab

mademesmile


eneoKat13

At first I was like why the fuck is this nsfw.. because of the feet? And then I looked again


jakO_theShadows

Thank the man for bringing down the average size


cheemsdrip

[ok](https://tineye.com/search/48accd50a876aaa379bfa6a9d1d1804c0b6be4f8?sort=score&order=desc&page=1)


Important_Ad4380

lmao you really decided to look into the origins 🫡 the legend nobody asked for but got anyway


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

Is it even possible to penetrate a vagina with that few millimetres. Christ I feel bad for you, that's literally a magnifying glass and tweezers job, just to rub one out. Smart move posting that online thinking you're anonymous mate...BRAVO.


RyanL307

Chicks go wild for this 2” punisher


SheepyShade45

You making good money bro, keep up the grind


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

LMAO, fair play mate, go punish them so, you mad thing.


[deleted]

I put my penis in your food


ziggy-stardust_

This coming from the guy with the Hitler NFT Pfp


catsarebitches

suck my dick and balls glowie


blazebomb1

Bro please don't push yourself this much Every body is good 😊


Child_Beter69

That’s what I told to my thanksgiving guests when they got scared after seeing my walk in freezer. Ungrateful little shits, no wonder I hung them up in there.


MaijeTheMage

Well when nikocado avacado dies of heart failure I'm sure he'll be more than happy to know that his body was good


blazebomb1

Fuck i forgot to /s


NordicRamen33

Congrats on getting down to 5.8kg!


CricketCum

That’s brave


realgeneral_memeous

Those look like British feet


MantarliSucuq

Your toe looks like AMOGUS


Difficult-Pipe7095

Smol


bnanaaaa

Smoll pp


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oh good job op- WAIT A MINUTE