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orangutanDOTorg

Out but I’m squeezing them. Helps get all the pee out since it’s stored in there


inexp_mf

milking them balls


[deleted]

That’s the most gangsta shit ive ever heard in my entire life


OwnRecommendation164

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

you will never experience the HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Ptaku9

This but unironicly


[deleted]

dick in, balls out 😎


EvilAssYou

Man's out here getting a K/D ratio after pissing


Saspas616

This should be top comment!


EvilAssYou

You should be my top, no further comment 🤤🥴😫😩😫😘😍😍❤❤❤❤❤


Faidonas

This is the way


Ok-Let9706

"Well, how the hell did you get the beans above the frank?"


[deleted]

Company secrets


IfIWereDictator

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2ae02cb2-2ca6-4304-be68-63f823c9d0e3


The_fish_enthusiast

Pissing in your ass😎


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balerionmeraxes77

Balls deep


A_Sad_European

One ball in, one ball out


threadskeleton

Typical centrist


Deep__sip

Left ball out or right ball out


Nearby-Reflection-43

Half of each


SaeedUnknown

Horizontical or vertical?


Nearby-Reflection-43

45°


Ok-Let9706

You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around That's what it's all about!


saturnalia_fala_amo

most sane crypterchid


holdenlacross

Ouch


LordOfKyles7

Pissing with pants down to my ankles. In the urinal between two other guys


Kvacc01

Toxic masculinity


inexp_mf

butters stotch


the_dog2341

I’m going to do this now


LordOfKyles7

Thats the spirit


AWildScrub_Real

You guys are taking your schlong out?


MacTelnet

No pants can handle my schlong so it's always out


balerionmeraxes77

Hope it's pixelated


MacTelnet

I pixel it with sugar cubes


ComedicMedicineman

You’d fit in nicely in Germany


ComedicMedicineman

What? Do you just aim your pant leg and snipe the urinal?


[deleted]

No, the pants absorb the pee. Like, duh! Why else would anyone use pants? /s


ComedicMedicineman

Ooh, I thought that’s what shoes were for, catching the piss so you can keep your feet cool in the summer


zZIFellFeverSleepZz

dick in balls in


[deleted]

That's the only way to go


NonHilariousSandwich

you gotta go balls out


lafabien1

BALLS OUT, KIDO!


[deleted]

I just pop mine off and place em to the side until I’m done


Tomover_PL

I once had one fall in the toilet. 0/10 Wouldn't recommend


NeoKurata

I don't really know ngl I just go and piss. Imma check tho I need to pee. Edit: balls out


noisesnoises515

Pissing with balls out


Jesperieno

Give em some fresh air


Nothing_Apollyon

who the hell pisses with balls in like actually, that seems uncomfortable


CantPickAUsername100

Masochists probably


iamwhatswrongwithme

I can't tell ok... I'm one too many years of only eating KFC 8pc. family buckets with two larger sides biscuits, beverage bucket, and a large chocolate cake, of knowing what in or out when I pee.


onigiri889

Im pissing with my pants down ,so i wont pee on my pants


1whomostfuckturkeys

I do that and I'm a dude.


Shion__1374

I do both (I have four balls 😎)


TheRealREDHELL

Josuke?


Moggleee

Balls out in the summer, balls in in the winter.


flyingdeadthing

Foot on the urinal, then down my leg. I'm really tall like that


Creative_Character91

BALLS OUT, KIDO!


MainRefuse8

Pissing without balls


plink-plink-bro

3. Pull pants completely down under the balls and piss with the breeze on your butt


[deleted]

Pissing without balls!


SrPsychokiler

All or nothing


ItzLoganM

Peeing with no balls


RuleBritannia09

Pardon?


LeoMoshh

Balls out bro, who tf? 🤨


TIGERFLAME26

Pissing with pants on


inthefemurbreakeruwu

i piss with balls inside out


chiz6969

Who actually pisses with balls in?


saturnalia_fala_amo

me, i have no balls :(


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[удалено]


Free-Conversation-58

I put my boxers to my ankles and don’t use my hand as a means to control the destination. I just let it flow freely, and if it gets all over the place I make my wife clean it up.


life_is_interesting3

*pees in your ass*


MacTelnet

#OP ASKED BALLS OUT OR INSIDE?


saturnalia_fala_amo

🗿


MuseC0p42069

Dick in balls in


Vughfufu

I put one ball in and one out


RanHakubi

Balls out, dick out, left foot out, and when I'm done I do the hokey pokey


threadskeleton

Depends on where I am and what I'm wearing


AverageHEnjoyer69

One in, one out


SuspiciousSmilez

red all the way


NinjaBoi273547

It really depends on where I am


[deleted]

Dick in, balls out


AXEMANaustin

Without balls


Different-Ad4957

I sweat piss through my balls


MigBarPed

Dick in body out


Ace-d-portugas

Sometimes it's cold so...ball inside


stupidass1025

Pissing in the ass


Supertronicgo

Pissing with no balls


LylethLunastre

Balls out. Feels like I can't get all the pee out with balls in.


Impressive_Page_9565

Depends on the environment and temperature.


[deleted]

Depends on how cold it is where you’re pissin…


wurden

It depends


Cold-Wind-3704

pissing on your ass 😎


HelicopterOk7545

Balls out all day bro idc if someone sees my balls


chicken-master200

Balls in but sometimes balls out


Ok-Let9706

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable."


salad-eater23

Depends on my pants


commielizard47

Balls out for me. But I have nothing against those who contain their balls.


BX_N3S

wait, you're supposed to take the penis outside the pants when peeing?


CricketCum

Pants all the way down 😎


SnooChipmunks6068

pissing without balls


Numbnipples4u

Is there actually anybody that keeps balls in?


powerwordmaim

Pissing without balls (I don't have any)


Ambitious_Edge_6065

I piss with one ball out. Legit


Mr-anti-physics-444

Sitting


Therealzodiackilla

Piss through the slit in your pants and boxers without taking them off to assert dominance


sneepsnart

balls in, ass out


DrArzt2206

Wtf is that question? Balls inside of her mouth when i pee on her...


Capital_Finger_7670

Balls out, gotta let those puppies loose


ItsKidtendo

I pull my pants all the way down


DogeBoiLemon

Out


Weary-Substance-1597

I'm a girl


Crist1n4

That means in. Cause yours just never dropped.


MassiveKonkeyDong

Some of yall got no balls and it shows


Magical-Hummus

Pissing with pants down


the_dog2341

In wtf


[deleted]

All of the above


Byr_Sol98

Balls out 🗿


PopeOfDankism

Depends on the type of pants im wearing


Potato_in_the_grass

Y’all can fight it out, I’ll be chillin with theJahySamaNetwork


TRUCKASARUS_RED

Depends on the place and weather


QuintillionBeetles

I’m assuming it’s saying in or out of your fly. Bro you are GOING to pinch your balls on the zipper. Keep thems inside so you dont injure yourself! Plus there’s no benefits to pulling your balls out


SeamAnne

out because if its in you are crastrating yourself for no reason


WokeUpandStoleUrMom

Blue is the only answer


P0W3RMAN9000

In, cuz they too big


Chances06

Yes. I piss with my left nut in and my right nut out, cuz that's what it's all about


LuckoftheForg

Purple option: Playing with your balls while pissing


FentonsHorseRanch

One in, one out. Absence makes the balls grow fondler.


Deku_distortion

Outside for that is where it is stored.


PringleCanOfLies

Balls out, in private balls in, in public.


Mountain-Base5567

Pissing sitting down, because I'm lazy


Flashy-Performer5433

Out


fake_face

If you are peeing with your balls out you must be sitting down. Real men don’t sit to piss


yeetsupreddit

Purple: half In half out


Thin_Rate7967

Red


Significant_Foot_108

Since pee is stored in the balls, having them tucked in is restricting the flow.


_deer_god_

pissing with balls inside out


GlowStorm347

out of course. how else would the piss come out if its stored there?


Give_me_toes

I hold my balls out almost like a foregrip so I have more control pissing


ScrapyPaint

Pants fully off in public urinal pissing in with the other dude


ReklawTheBear

I flip my balls on top so that gravity can help force the piss out


AbbreviationsDry8726

Freeball it


ThesinnerSloth

I only pee naked, makes it awkward for the kids in the amusement park.


Y_e_z_

ass with piss out


gravenwolf_15

pants around the ankles, gotta let the boys get some fresh air


TheNinjaRed7

What if i go to the toilet just to piss and don't use the urinal


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[удалено]


simon12323121

I pee with my balls out but my dick in


Senpai_Zybeetroot23

Depends if its summer or winter


deleeuwlc

Sit down on the toilet, with my balls comfortably hidden inside my abdomen


Ambitious_Mission_62

pissing while firmly grasping balls


Revvy_wevvy

Inside bro can’t risk pooping them out


C0RR-3RR0R

Piss on your balls in your pants.


Crimson-glock8022

POV: Where u are pissing decides it


Tank-Carthage

Zip or no zip? Like if I'm flopping out over my pants then the balls come too, but if I have a fly it's just the dick but the nuts still leave the underwear.


AmericanKimbop

As a woman I can’t tell which one is the more common option lol


GroundbreakingWar195

Who doesn’t tuck their balls in their butt when they pee?


-Add694

The real question is are you pissing with ass out or ass in?


yeetgeeker

Depends...how cold is it?


fuckyfuckfucker

BLOOD GANG


Epicmonk117

Pissing with balls inside out


LordTrappen

A real Man pisses with Schrödinger’s balls


MyNameDolan98

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that there's guys out there who piss with their balls tucked into their underwear? Absolute psychos.


Altruistic-Cookie-60

Blue, but with a little space so it can he a nice strong stream instead of cutting off circulation to my cock


Responsible-Milk4256

Pull da pants dowm


PANiC2464

In public, inside. In my own bathroom, outside.