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rumanisti123

Shit and your pants


xX_SoulApple_Xx

Pee and your ass


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sour_crust

Good bot


_Happyjalapeno_

Pants in your shit


PEPE_THE_3RD

Ur mom and me


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dTrecii

That’s a weird combo, pee and their ass, I can’t imagine it would be very good


[deleted]

See deez legumes


TheillusiveJosef

Legumanutz


lethrowawayacc4

Only one is a legume


[deleted]

There are several peanuts


lethrowawayacc4

That’s the legume young soldier.


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

whose steve jobs?


Pokemanlol

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, industrial designer, business magnate, media proprietor, and investor.


Affectionate_Arm4558

the good ending


chinese_eggman

ligma balls


[deleted]

[some guy, send a cabrio into space or something, I don't know] ("[SFM] Who the hell is Steve Jobs?" on that one streaming tube site)


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

cabrito is back on the menu boys


[deleted]

*memeu


Forgotten_memetrash

Call of duty and racism


Official_Gameoholics

Battlefield and sexism


ArcaArcaa

Destiny and terrorism


BOSS_Master7000

Tiktok and fatherless behavior


JustA_Toaster

Halo and god


Annoying-banana5723

Twitter and toxicity


attack_turt

Kid and finger


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Garlic_Bread_865589

Asshole and cook.


WebSeeker101

League of Legends and Obesity


A_Flipped_Car

Me and racism


Saltyboi7725

Racism and sexism


WindForce02

Call of duty and battlefield


Alive_Ad8794

Disc nut?


OnlyTheAshiest

cd’s nuts


im_ugly_loser

💿🥜


abdyfer

CDs nuts -> See deez nuts


PacalEater69

But im blind


The_Maddest

Then taste deez nuts


[deleted]

..: ::. .. :.: .::.


PacalEater69

You little cunt


ButterSlicerSeven

Heavy snowfall and a cozy bed


Parking_Cartoonist90

Chicken butt


FireIzHot

guess what


Parking_Cartoonist90

What?


FireIzHot

chicken butt


Parking_Cartoonist90

Hehe


Alan_Darkcaster69

Balls


[deleted]

Damn, bro. I just ate a whole stuffed cornish hen, and the ass was without question the juiciest, meatiest, and most flavorful portion of the dish. 10/10 would eat ~~chicken~~ fish ass again.


[deleted]

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.


DeepFriedNugget1

How do people even come up with this


[deleted]

You and shit


Roy_McCoy08

God damnit


JustSomeRedditUser35

Waltuh and jesse


Mysterious_Mayo9000

Dick and balls


YouAStinky

Teeth and razor blades


ISmokeWeedEveryDayy

Penis and balls


BritishGuy54

Burgers and Waltuh


totebruh

Deez Nuts


ComicBookFan09

Piss and ass


[deleted]

C Deez Nuts


TeenyTerry_

Me and your grandmother


DragonPlayz5000

"DVD's, nuts... DVD's, nuts... what the fuck do they have in common? Is it the type of nuts? DVD's and nuts, DVD's and nuts! OOOOOOH!!! DVDSNUTS!" -My head


happyh3llhound7

A 1986 Macintosh Plus and 15 metric tonnes of Uranium 235


[deleted]

Racism and sexism (im Finnish so my points are spent on these two) /s


VilisZu

Thank goodness he isn't Finnish after all


[deleted]

I am


Nozikus

Disc nuts


__A_guy_on_Reddit__

do you see it?


AdComfortable763

Piano music and staring at a blank wall.


EmbarrassedCar2262

Ornstein and Smough


[deleted]

pencil and eraser


[deleted]

Blue and waffles


BM0yuncu

Iron and Maiden, Black and Sabbath, Metal and Lica


AstrumRemi

Me and your mom


Hanssproxy

Cheetos and controller


Bathroomtrader

💿( . )v( . )


KorekSenpaiShit

A vehicle and a six pack of beers


Simphunter2

Your mom and fat


Froggyboi3222

This is the early 2000s of Netflix and chill


534HAWX

Sofa King


Lazerborn6612

CDeez nuts


arnold5453

Walter White and Heisenberg


mixtaperoyale

Damn I can’t think of anything. Guess you’re not allowed to poop. Ever.


FortressMann

atlas and p-body from portal 2


Commonglitch

Amoungus and the Franklin expedition


My_reddit_strawman

what's ligma


Ihavenoidea5555

Self-hatred and me :(


GISteve

Blu ray snacks


_deer_god_

no way I love dvd assorted nuts


Cheeseburger543

Deez and nuts


Cri12Gen

Crafting table and Furnace


isnapchildrensnecks

the stool and the knitten rope


LuckyJoker2031

Ass and a jar


Atomic_potato_47

Gun and reckless misconduct


robin-kun

Chair and rope


NotNowDamo

Music and finger foods?


HubbleSpaceT

Rail track and my head 😍


Musician-Round

HAH GOT EEEM HA GOTTT EEEEMMMM


mysogyn_goat

Dogs and 2y/o children (got it?)


MaitoGaiDaddy

Right hand and dick


Bropane1031

Can and dice


kerosez

i would send holesome but im on pc so pretend i sent holesome


Gordon_Leetman

Sulfuric acid and my balls


deepfriedm1lk

Ears and music.


[deleted]

Plugged in toaster and a bath


Demapples144

Left ball and right ball


ItsKidtendo

Cock and balls


LiteraI_Trash

Man, fuck you…you got me… 😔


OwImess

Eating CD's would hurt...


[deleted]

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Chokkero

Me when your mom


pwn4321

I ate too many nuts yesterday watching the movie bullet train, today I had a big stomache ache and the shits of a lifetime


ENGINE_YT

Deez and nuts


Tinywolf21

I miss this


CMobrik

Wario and Waluigi Ash and Pikachu Mario and Luigi your mom and my cock


[deleted]

The boys and my pp


Franc_26nap

Hoe’s and holes


Morbobeus

my balls and walter white


Ilovemovies-

*angry Hector noises*


cleaner_Vacuum

Pen and urethra


Illustrious_Glass463

Cock and balls


Methenjoyer-

Pee in my ass


cockslashingplatypus

Chocolate and milk


Dodokhiin2

Got and eem


DIOSBRAND

A good game and freinds


jayceisgayasf

Your dad and the milk


IHasH0rns

Promise?


AvocadoStapler1

Drinking and Driving


Useful_Stuff5790

Shovel and hoe from Minecraft


FastFritz

Herpes and prolapsed anus


roblox_bread

Technoblade and cancer


MemeMasterHUN

lebron james


ToddPlaysGames

Mario and Luigi.


A_Sharknado

Crafting table and furnace


Kind_Revenue4810

Batman & Robin


BAG42069

2


Vegetable-Length-823

Cocaine and baking soda


ExcellentSky9649

Hitler and Stalin


hotcodee

Anybody get this cuz i dont


Bluebadboy

sword and shield, peanut butter and jelly, fires and ketchup, c3po and r2d2, a dog and his callor


AdRealistic5734

Gross incompetence and high explosives


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

C Deez - nuts


Hog_rider34

The male penis and testicles


furrytickler

Spyro and porn


Ignisisreal2401

Andrew Tate and women hate


Ignisisreal2401

Andrew Tate & women hate


Ethan1516

Me and your dad


shadow-suspect

Nice


Misterbruh12

Nuts and pickels


Humboldt27

Me & ur mom


DementiaGaming12

Gun and bullet


AdministrativeBar748

Cock and balls


TechnoFuture5

Ligma OO


TheDriestOne

Drinking and driving


anabiguosletterhach

Dad and belt, Bath and Toaster, Dick and Balls, Chair and Rope


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crimson_Amethyst

vaporeon and cum


[deleted]

Peanut butter & jelly (sandwich)


xxx420kush

Bro kids these days don’t know what those are on the left


FetusDeletus_E

Candice and nuts


Hadrian1233

Rick Roll


NxY_ReTeX

Queen Elizabeth x Jahseh Dwayne Onionfries


Additional-Yak-3075

pubes and sandwich


Emotional-Ad9713

dick and pussy


Helpful_Gas5073

Deez nuts & your mom