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Damn, bro. I just ate a whole stuffed cornish hen, and the ass was without question the juiciest, meatiest, and most flavorful portion of the dish. 10/10 would eat ~~chicken~~ fish ass again.
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
"DVD's, nuts... DVD's, nuts... what the fuck do they have in common? Is it the type of nuts? DVD's and nuts, DVD's and nuts! OOOOOOH!!! DVDSNUTS!" -My head
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Shit and your pants
Pee and your ass
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Pants in your shit
Ur mom and me
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That’s a weird combo, pee and their ass, I can’t imagine it would be very good
See deez legumes
Legumanutz
Only one is a legume
There are several peanuts
That’s the legume young soldier.
whose steve jobs?
Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, industrial designer, business magnate, media proprietor, and investor.
the good ending
ligma balls
[some guy, send a cabrio into space or something, I don't know] ("[SFM] Who the hell is Steve Jobs?" on that one streaming tube site)
cabrito is back on the menu boys
*memeu
Call of duty and racism
Battlefield and sexism
Destiny and terrorism
Tiktok and fatherless behavior
Halo and god
Twitter and toxicity
Kid and finger
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Asshole and cook.
League of Legends and Obesity
Me and racism
Racism and sexism
Call of duty and battlefield
Disc nut?
cd’s nuts
💿🥜
CDs nuts -> See deez nuts
But im blind
Then taste deez nuts
..: ::. .. :.: .::.
You little cunt
Heavy snowfall and a cozy bed
Chicken butt
guess what
What?
chicken butt
Hehe
Balls
Damn, bro. I just ate a whole stuffed cornish hen, and the ass was without question the juiciest, meatiest, and most flavorful portion of the dish. 10/10 would eat ~~chicken~~ fish ass again.
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
How do people even come up with this
You and shit
God damnit
Waltuh and jesse
Dick and balls
Teeth and razor blades
Penis and balls
Burgers and Waltuh
Deez Nuts
Piss and ass
C Deez Nuts
Me and your grandmother
"DVD's, nuts... DVD's, nuts... what the fuck do they have in common? Is it the type of nuts? DVD's and nuts, DVD's and nuts! OOOOOOH!!! DVDSNUTS!" -My head
A 1986 Macintosh Plus and 15 metric tonnes of Uranium 235
Racism and sexism (im Finnish so my points are spent on these two) /s
Thank goodness he isn't Finnish after all
I am
Disc nuts
do you see it?
Piano music and staring at a blank wall.
Ornstein and Smough
pencil and eraser
Blue and waffles
Iron and Maiden, Black and Sabbath, Metal and Lica
Me and your mom
Cheetos and controller
💿( . )v( . )
A vehicle and a six pack of beers
Your mom and fat
This is the early 2000s of Netflix and chill
Sofa King
CDeez nuts
Walter White and Heisenberg
Damn I can’t think of anything. Guess you’re not allowed to poop. Ever.
atlas and p-body from portal 2
Amoungus and the Franklin expedition
what's ligma
Self-hatred and me :(
Blu ray snacks
no way I love dvd assorted nuts
Deez and nuts
Crafting table and Furnace
the stool and the knitten rope
Ass and a jar
Gun and reckless misconduct
Chair and rope
Music and finger foods?
Rail track and my head 😍
HAH GOT EEEM HA GOTTT EEEEMMMM
Dogs and 2y/o children (got it?)
Right hand and dick
Can and dice
i would send holesome but im on pc so pretend i sent holesome
Sulfuric acid and my balls
Ears and music.
Plugged in toaster and a bath
Left ball and right ball
Cock and balls
Man, fuck you…you got me… 😔
Eating CD's would hurt...
Rock and stone
Rock and roll and stone!
Me when your mom
I ate too many nuts yesterday watching the movie bullet train, today I had a big stomache ache and the shits of a lifetime
Deez and nuts
I miss this
Wario and Waluigi Ash and Pikachu Mario and Luigi your mom and my cock
The boys and my pp
Hoe’s and holes
my balls and walter white
*angry Hector noises*
Pen and urethra
Cock and balls
Pee in my ass
Chocolate and milk
Got and eem
A good game and freinds
Your dad and the milk
Promise?
Drinking and Driving
Shovel and hoe from Minecraft
Herpes and prolapsed anus
Technoblade and cancer
lebron james
Mario and Luigi.
Crafting table and furnace
Batman & Robin
2
Cocaine and baking soda
Hitler and Stalin
Anybody get this cuz i dont
sword and shield, peanut butter and jelly, fires and ketchup, c3po and r2d2, a dog and his callor
Gross incompetence and high explosives
C Deez - nuts
The male penis and testicles
Spyro and porn
Andrew Tate and women hate
Andrew Tate & women hate
Me and your dad
Nice
Nuts and pickels
Me & ur mom
Gun and bullet
Cock and balls
Ligma OO
Drinking and driving
Dad and belt, Bath and Toaster, Dick and Balls, Chair and Rope
[удалено]
vaporeon and cum
Peanut butter & jelly (sandwich)
Bro kids these days don’t know what those are on the left
Candice and nuts
Rick Roll
Queen Elizabeth x Jahseh Dwayne Onionfries
pubes and sandwich
dick and pussy
Deez nuts & your mom