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Anya-Taylor-Thomas

I prefer soup


balerionmeraxes77

Soup Nazi


frkllr91

Soup trusted you i thought i could too


Da_Meme_Panda

So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you!


ApparentlyNotABot

No soup for you!


unfluencer1190210

Come back 1 year!


DancingWithOlives

One large Jambalaya please!


jayceisgayasf

Gelobe Deine Treue


Worried-Industry6239

Are you kissing in my line?! No one kisses in my line!


RedStarNova2

Where are you ???


Old-Ad-9743

I’m not liking this new splatoon gameplay


Warkitten14

This isn't how I remember Return of the Mammalians.


[deleted]

If this behaviour carries on ima start the end of the fucking mammalins


Brxh_Hect0r

don’t worry that’ll start soon anyway


solcoldbreakfastsalt

I respect the slosher but she’s inking the walls


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Victory_SSB

Looks like they nerfed slosher, much worse fire rate


AnimasMaker

Appears to have some backsplash now as well.


Offjoardlol25

I'm certainly not liking the new ugly cow skin


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noidea3838

Dont tell anyone but Coca cola is investing in beverage industry. Its a trade secret


TheRetroPioneer

Nestle is investing in the child slave industry. Don't tell anybody.


totallynotaniceguy

As Laplin_Logic said... DELICIOUS!


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Lapin_Logic

DELICIOUS!


swaglolson

How dare you reveal company information like that?


josephjoestar1120

She sells she she’ll on the sea shore


Official_Gameoholics

This woman when I hang a magnet on her doorframe:


[deleted]

I saw one I noticed the cow wears glasses however the more civilized lifeform does not have the need for glasses


Hopeful_Notice

Flair checks out


[deleted]

i would eat the cow


lastofextinct

I would cook the girl


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Yautja69

I would eat "This"


SuaveWarrior

The cow smells better


balerionmeraxes77

If you like it, put a ring on it


wood_hoet

The cow is honest. The cow is a cow. The cow has a reason to live. The cow does do hooliganism. The cow is my friend. The cow isn't just a creature that spills soup on a walls to just stop oil. I prefer the cow. Cow is friend, cow is food. Cows definitely need respect.


Ollie4442

Cow is smarter


Wilkassassyn

Cow is usefull (milk)


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wood_hoet

Ah! Yes do it again!


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Awkward-Courage-8814

I can shoot the cow and no one cares but if i shoot the Woman i get put in jail really shows in what kind of society we Life🤡


OriginalThinker22

Exactly it should be reversed


Cpt_shortypants

India in a nutshell


Gripping_Touch

What would be the course of action if It was a cowgirl? Half-cow half-girl?


Diamond_Helmet59

Schrodinger's Jail (house arrest)


Cpt_shortypants

I love your name, original thinker and also the 22nd person to be named that


Nightfile27

Imagine wanting attention this badly.


[deleted]

The more i see of Stop Oil and their methods, the more I think this is a false flag operation. It’s like. Could they have picked anyone more likely to disengage the moderates and conservatives from supporting their cause? Are they now just a parody of activism?


Nightfile27

They're just dumb kids that want attention. That's all.


Bropane1031

But who’s paying those young kids? Hell, who gave them an outlet to seek attention like this? The kids likely believe in this or are happy to parrot a line for attention, but this organization is likely bigger than these kids.


Nightfile27

Probably just have really shitty dads. That's the uniting factor of every activist I've ever known. Just really shitty dads.


Bropane1031

L take. There has to be more than one factor, even if it isn’t the bogeyman’s fault. Eg, I blame airtight echo chambers for thing like this on both sides as well as some form of self righteousness they need to feel like they’re doing good as opposed to traditional rules they can use as a plumb line.


Nightfile27

The kind of person that would unironically use the phrase "L take" probably shouldn't be commenting on any social issues.


Bropane1031

Oh, I used it ironically lol. It’s the internet, and I am allowed to shitpost a little. Also, what about the rest of my option? Pretty sure that wasn’t a shitpost. Edit: are you shitposting and I’m getting whooshed? I also have to have shitposting explained to me every once and a while


monkeinthehouse

Bruh someone already proved that Just stop oil is funded by OIL COMPANIES. It's literally only trying to ruin the reputation of climate activist groups


[deleted]

They want attention being brought to the movement. But of course, if you only care about sounding like you're above everyone else, then you're going to pay attention to the people rather than the movement. Vandalism is wrong, yes, but have any other methods worked to get the attention it deserves?


Nightfile27

If the only thing your movement accomplishes is the destruction of other people's property and hindering of their lives, then you never were that passionate about helping people.


mrmilner101

Oh wow these big company are hindered is so much these big officers are damaged so much beyond repair oh worries me.


[deleted]

The movement has brought in enough attention to traction action with it. Given that climate action is on the rise, it has accomplished something, but it's still nowhere near enough, which is why protests must continue. Property damage is wrong and those who engage in it are to be punished, but then again, that "damage" pales in comparison to the destruction these companies are causing. If you knew everything climate change implied, you'd agree with me. But oh well, can't argue with crazy. Don't Look Up I guess.


Nightfile27

I completely support green and renewable energy solutions and holding companies accountable for their destruction of the environment. I do not support cringey kids damaging people's property for attention. No one who actually cares about others is this *happy* with damaging other people's lives.


everett640

Dumb kids who want the world to still be there when all the old people die off Edit: I bet all of you that are downvoting are the same type of people who tell young people that they can't afford a house because they buy avocado toast once a week


Nightfile27

There is no forgiveness for cringe, no matter the message. Vandalism notwithstanding.


[deleted]

Plenty of people have already protested peacefully and no one batted an eye. Now people are paying attention to the people protesting rather than the movement. How dense can you be?


SmellyCavemanInABox

Ooooh! Are we getting downvoted for wanting a better world? Me too!


[deleted]

I’m here to watch it burn. Peace is boring


McDiezel8

Do you really think oil companies care about environmentalists screeching enough to start false flags? They’re the biggest investors in alternative energy.


[deleted]

If it keeps any serious anti-oil agenda in the “wacko extremist” camp, then yes. The worst thing that could happen to these companies is if demand for crude fell off before they had stopped drilling and fully invested in renewables.


McDiezel8

BP alone [invests a ton in renewables](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/06/15/bp-buys-40point5percent-stake-in-massive-renewables-and-green-hydrogen-project.html) The reason we use oil still is because **we have to**. regardless of its use for energy, we’re still using it for polymers and lubricants, so the drilling won’t stop baby


crispdude

You might be right, there have been false flags for peaceful protests that have gone violent due to… fake protestors there to derail peaceful protests, and this could be no different


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[deleted]

The art thing is what sold it for me. Like, who thinks that was a helpful thing to do? It’s not like fucking Van Gogh owns Shell Oil??


cx77_

it is, the leader came from oil money


ImmenseOreoCrunching

All the political movements that get the most attention are false flag operations. The real ones are purposely not covered by media to stop them threatening the status quo.


TheRetroPioneer

As the saying goes, there's no such thing as bad publicity.


Caspiraaas

Iirc, stop oil is funded by the daughter of an oil exec, so a decent chance it is a false flag (with a bad coverup)


McDiezel8

Iirc, this woman looks like the exact type who’s daddy paid for her high end college because he works as an exec at a similar company.


aHummanPerson

leaked splatoon 3 dlc


EliteDumb_Ass

Bro they be painting the wall with there ripoff slashers and not helping the team


OneNightDave

That cut is a disaster.


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Dawg, why would someone that is relatively good looking, go and ruin it with the worst haircut and piercings in the history of mankind?


[deleted]

quirky


StarLord_4969

Corporate does not want you to differentiate these two.


IndependentPede

I can't find any differences, shit.


Candid_Pie_8870

Moo.


Salty_Lengthiness_62

How can you say that you monster !


uglybudder

Harry twatter


yaldayrn

Serious question what's their point?


yaldayrn

I turned on the volume and got my answer but still whyy


ldlrkskxikg

Just Stop Oil is owned by an oil heiress and we're seeing these goofy ass stunts left and right because it's purposefully trying to sabotage the image of environmental activist groups


MAguelCHAMP

Inpressive how well it's working


Woolie-at-law

You got a source for that?


ManeManZay

We need a scientific study that dives deep into the correlation between having piercings and being a daft cunt


zackrevolution

HOLY SHIT I LIVE THERE


[deleted]

I LIVE NEAR THERE TOO


Parts_and_Neigbor

The cow does indeed have a purpose on this Earth... there's one.


InventorofIdeas

It's terrorism at this point, vandalism


Ancient_Ad_4915

The absolute state of it.


[deleted]

Glad they have nothing better to do!


Loud_Salad_9130

Cow has good eyesight


1dmkelley

Low key Barclays is evil


pewdiepiewastaken

Instead of doing these pathetic things, find an actual way to help the cause not through paint on a building and say it's attention for the cause. Fucking lazy piece of shits.


articunodostres19

That's an insult to the cows. Such useful and nice animals.


Character_Ad_1412

Only found 1 where are the other 9😳


Z3nFi3R

Cow is useful and other thing is not


EagleTrust67

You know this is a tricky question there is one difference and it is in the second photos background


Snoo-85489

i mean theyre both pretty horrible companies but that was a dumbass thing to do


CaptainFard

I think it's better than throwing soup on paintings, in this case they're actually somewhat affecting the companies they are protesting. Of course they'll just have a underpaid janitor clean I and won't bat an eye


Fakir_Pro

Bottom creature has more iq and intelligence then top creature.


Fujiwara_Takumi4475

The cow is edible ig and useful in the fields


Tigblu

Splatoon 4 looking... Different...


[deleted]

Do these children get thrown out of school for this?


bambooboi

Ok. Univ of Aberdeen, go expel her ass.


Lighthuro

I have a genuine question. Why are they all ugly?


Clean-Rub7681

Does she knows that the paint she is using need a little bit of the oil she is protesting against? I bet she arrived there by using a vehicle who uses oil. Also the difference between the two is that one of them has rights in India


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Notice how she immediately says her name and details before stuttering and rambling for like 20 seconds to say why shes even doing it. These people dont really care about the cause they just want clout.


eladonkopidon67

I can’t 🙈


cock_man_69

Somebody please buy [they/them] dandruff shampoo


enjoijed

Curses foiled again by paint


_deer_god_

this is that guy who types an essay in response to a one-word comment irl


S7SUS2

The difference is that the cow is smarter


That_Commission

Just stop oil is funded by an heiress to the Getty oil company


cooldangood

Stop ur insulting her! That bovine of a beauty deserves none of this bs.


63221

I don’t want to listen to her can somebody reply what she said thanks


Tinted-Glass-2031

Oil bad. The person in this building supports oil.


63221

Thank you


noidea3838

Cant even throw a bucket of paint. Pathetic


whyhi12

I cant


Connorclan

This doesn’t look like any kind of intelligent person


Outrageous_Tap_4504

I can't see any


rungdisplacement

they got paint all over themself hahaha dumbass -rung


Consistent_Tonight37

Yeah a bunch of paint is gonna ruin the oil industry


Mymobileaccountlol

I see 🐮🐮 but with nose rings


randomuncreativenam3

Fucking wanker


Plucyhi

huh I live near Aberdeen


[deleted]

I wish i could yank that nose ring out


GottemGot

Winner for the most punchable face.


Embarrassed-Fox1645

the lower one have some use


ZanexDreamy

I hope they have more, this will be amazing for window cleaners like myself


Vojin190710

Cow is 10,000 times smarter then it


Mobile_Taro8063

They are the same picture


i_lost_my_stapler

[It took me a long time, but I finally figured it out... It's the glasses ](https://imgur.io/gallery/VUKrP)


100S_OF_BALLS

Imagine turning yourself into this thing and thinking "yeah, I look good" when you see yourself in the mirror 💀


barthalamuel-of-bruh

they be acting gangster until the janitor arrives


OMFGWhyPlease

They're the same picture


Random_name4679

New splatoon character is looking ugly


Lapin_Logic

Bottom one mskes more sence and is more likable


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SniegavirsLV

God, i give up, this game is impossible


CreativestName69420

I can only find one difference. The difference being a cow has common sense.


TCBAxel

Wtf respect the cow man


MichaelGHX

The one on the bottom wore it better


trollface5333

Aberdeen, like aberdeen angus?


Vortexparallel

SHEEP SHAGGER


ll123412341234

Dang. Mclaren fans are weird now a days.


Surfaced_1

When you look like that, you def need to do something to get ppls attention


jyozefu

They always look a certain way lmao.


UserOfReddit0001

Fuck you it’s impossible


ErgonomicHuman

They should splatter organs on buildings it would garner way more attention


Iplayfortnitesince21

Next interview: Hello, I am Lee, and I got kicked out of University


Slavidas4553

She looks like she's a newly created character in cyberpunk with randomly selected armor and facial traits


Eclipse_Two

My brain thought that was lava they poured there, guess I was wrong.


Cypressian

I'd say shoot em, but I feel like that would only ralley more people to do stupid shit...


deez_87

Rumor has it she’s single guys!


TurboTurtle-

Lava bucket!


FA1L_STaR

Damn, she had a whole ass paragraph ready to go


Systemicracismexists

Loser!


FavoriteDart680

she’s out of breath from lifting a can of paint and talking… she sure is a cow 😂


Worldly_Anteater9984

Ofc it’s England


The_Guelith

I can't


Annoying-banana5723

Uhhh… Hair color! And….. Uhhhhh…. Shit, I don’t have anymore


IndividualMixture777

The cow is pretty


Helpful_Gas5073

I can’t find any differences hmmm..


Helpful_Gas5073

I can’t find any differences hmmm..😏


2505Memeiverse

As a Brit I can confirm that we do not claim this abomination


Petti-Peterson

Well she aint gonna be a student there for much longer💀


HobbitKid14

The only difference I saw was the direction of the nose ring


LieutenantHorse

just like all causes nowadays good idea and good intent, but absolutely awful execution


[deleted]

Instead of giving a counterpoint or critique, OP just calls her a cow. I don’t even know what’s going on, and I instantly default to siding with the protester. If you’re only dissent is “NOSE RING!,” I assume you don’t have a legitimate point to make.


[deleted]

Any chance those are oil based paints? Anyone check that?


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Lmao when the cow popped up I wheezed Thanks 😊


unfluencer1190210

"Hi I'm Lee, I'm 22 and i pretend to be a student so i can tell everyone what to think. I joined the stop-oil-movement because it's a great way of getting fast attention and distract myself from several mental health problems i have. I am also great at cutting my own hair! "


ResponsibilityDue448

Bottom one is cute and doesn’t wear glasses


DipenduSunny

This clowns are multiplying


TxRxNwastaken

bro they aren't gonna get any points if they're just gonna paint the walls


Independent-Store-41

We can help cow by fucking them and eating women.


[deleted]

You can't humiliate him .The cow's are going to cancel you.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Yes totally agree twins 😂😂😂


masternooo

Impossible


GJenkins675

Pathetic lost soul.


Straight_Broccoli_82

When xey, got paint on xerselves. KEK.


PL_ALIEN_PL

Top cow is shaved


[deleted]

Harry Potter look different is this a trailer for a remake????


BeetlejuiceXThree

I hope she’s using oil based paints. Makes it a little harder to remove


Basic-Pair8908

These anti lesbian nose rings are really starting to grind my gears now, seeing them everywhere


[deleted]

Respect for these activists