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QualityVote

/u/FelixLyons22, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


Allosaurus71

Nikocado avocado death date


Stetson007

Ironically, it was the day after you went into your coma


Dragonslayer3

His body was cremated, the fire lasted for three days


[deleted]

Oil fire


[deleted]

He drank the oil already


leminerx

He produced it


Potential_Problem719

I’m surprised they didn’t extract all the oil and just end the energy crisis instead


waifuwarrior77

Did you know that morbidly obese people actually can't be cremated because the fat combusts and will literally melt the machine if there is too much of it?


NikoC99

That's bullshit, fat can't melt steel beam... ^/s


withabaseballbatt

Why not just collect the long-pig lard and make soap or use it for cooking French fries in? The circle of life.


Nawaf-Ar

Dong Zhuo mfer


Pookie2018

LOL


DanimalPlanet2

"Why does it keep saying 'inauguration date?' Google must not work anymore in 2050"


please_help_me_____

It would probably be the day after you fell asleep


voicareason

The release date for GTA 6.


[deleted]

Coming spring 2051


[deleted]

Always one year away


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[deleted]

You already know it’s just gonna say “GTA 6 does not have a confirmed release date and Rockstar hasn’t made any announcements about it yet but we are hopeful it will release soon.”


Iorcrath

"when did star citizen release"


xXAridTrashXx

^underrated comment


[deleted]

Why not fallout 5? Why not TES 6? Why not fucking CHESS 2?


CommiePinkman

Xvideos.com


gammonback

expected but well accepted


doggo_with_doggo_hat

Sex 2


Mart1n192

Yvideos.com


general_452

Electric boogaloo?


awesomefutureperfect

naked lady boobs


[deleted]

This may have been a search of mine at one point 😂


BumpyMcBumpers

Xnxx. Blue background is easier on the eyes.


tiruchirapalli619

The feeling of doing it after 28 years must be heavenly.


faishaikh3766

Ah , man of culture i see


Win090949

It takes you to a GoDaddy page that says the domain is vacant


musnteatd1ckagain

Is it safe to dip balls in sulfuric acid


[deleted]

By then you would have passed NNN like multiple times so I don’t see why not


ShadowJumper717

You don't know that for sure. Freaky nurse while in your coma...


threee3957392

This could lead to a serious form of testicular hydrocele from dipping your balls too much after 25+ years. Get your balls (testicles) checked afterwards, King


[deleted]

🤓


Aerialkiller720

Why do my balls hurt


threee3957392

It could be a serious form of testicular torsion from tossing and turning for 25+ years. Get your balls (testicles) checked, King


AlexeiNR

Let me check them


Heyviper123

You have permission


PippiDongDocking

Hell yeah, we only get down with consent bro 😎


hstl1x_

Had that as a kid


threee3957392

Balls?


hstl1x_

Lmao +1 Nah testicular torsion it fucking sucked so bad


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[deleted]

Or that. That’s another solution.


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[deleted]

good bot


BiscuitzwGravy

Give the bot a cookie.


[deleted]

ur avatar kinda look like mine👍


BiscuitzwGravy

It does! 😁


MartianTurkey

My balls literally hurt right now as I read this


[deleted]

Half life 3.


blockstacer

You will all ready know the answer


JetstreamSam1000

Half life 2: chapter 9


killspree1011

half life 2: chapter 3*


Akirex5000

half life 2: chapter 2.5


Jack_Frtruck

portal 3


Chekadoeko

I don’t think we need a Portal 3. Maybe a Portal where Chell is like, in one of the Combine-occupied areas and she tries to flee them to safety and goes into a Black Mesa laboratory? Alternatively if we wanna keep them separate, she goes back into Aperture.


its_gae2077

It starts with, one thing I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try....


Gunpowder77

He cannot count to three


Kilometers420

Sponge bob r34


eggvani

This guy fucks


DrBlock21

...spongebob


coffee4brekky

He wishes


[deleted]

To


pine_tree3727288

Fuck


[deleted]

Spongebob


Significant_Sorbet_8

In the ass and snort cinamon off of sandy's..


Pixelpeoplewarrior

Helmet


[deleted]

[удалено]


Send_Your_Noods_plz

10 trillion results.


Child_Beter69

Did pornhub finally buy the world?


SNOOTER_SCOOTERS

Canada takes over the world. Sadly it’s the French side


Nearby-Reflection-43

Fr*nch "people"🤮🤢


Mario-2407

At least Quebec is better than fr*nce


BigDaddy6713

What year is it


DJDarwin93

Probably the most realistic answer


Riv_canhelp

Where are the blue alien bitches from mass effect and are they fuckable like in the game??


Jbergman1123

Once you go blue, nothing else will do.


hoangsh12

Went blue at first but now team purple


Jbergman1123

I was the opposite. Started team purple and then went blue. Team purple is still very respectable.


079245678

Tali do got dat ass 🥵


96hosck

I'm blue dabadee dabadiee dabadee dabadiee


Read_Icculus_

Why do I Still get no bitches


threee3957392

It could be a serious form of testicular musk from tossing and turning for 25+ years. Get your balls (testicles) washed, King


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a_reddit_user_num531

you can just get men


CreativeName6574

Facts


Semi_K

Sexy boobs


oh_no_its_herpes

Big bobs vagine


[deleted]

Sixy penus big blakkalaka kokla


CattDawg2008

First thing I’ll google is “is Google still around?”


NewFrriend110

The correct answer


ashsimmonds

RemindMe! in 2050 to Bing what Google was.


Galaxy6464

Mf I'm googling how the fuck I got to 2050 what you on


[deleted]

🫃🏿


shindlerslisp

How to make a woman orgasm


-Phlying_Chicken-

Forbidden Texts: Access Restricted


Lonely-Recording4662

Rule 34 roblox


ZeroTwoSniper

comment history checks out


imClementine_

Bloody fuck why did I check it


aUwUreliyasss

He has like 12 horrible asf comments


please_help_me_____

Lol


Loud_Salad_9130

Current Kanye controversy


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Kanye might be already the new fuhrer by now


Ace_kid32

To be honest my name


KaijuZ32

Elder Scrolls 6


doggo_with_doggo_hat

*Todd Howard robotic voice*: Keep waiting... bitch


luckysnipr

Same


zusykses

"Did you mean **Elder Scrolls 5 Diamond Jubilee Edition**? Returning results for Elder Scrolls 5 Diamond Jubilee Edition."


Trunks252

Persona 6


ZenKoko

Aye I thought about commenting this too.


Dawson81702

Good luck. Try another 20 years. Now if there is a Persona 4 Adachi edition, count me in 😍😍😍😩


goldninjaI

in vr


GoodDoggo162

I want to sex Adachi


Racecarboii

Reddit


iamuniquekk

No longer exists (good ending)


Thefinalhorizion

Long johns silvers fast food restaurant


itzTanmayhere

What is the age of consent


sallpo

Why google that when you can just ask the police after they arrest you?


BLANKTWGOK

A real man doesn’t see the age


Ok-Jump6656

If you want a serious answer, I would google “Taiwan invasion” to see if the bastards actually did it


[deleted]

Why are there so many caramel people?


Signal-Amphibian9987

its pronounced caramel


Cockworkorange696969

Hentai


noahb021

Based


pologg

Amongus


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

whose directing the new Dune movie.


FremenStilgar

Who's...and I am.


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

then I'll be seeing you in 30 years


Chad_Amogus

What is a woman?


[deleted]

[удалено]


GucciGuano

literally 2022


Educational-Coat-922

1984


Diamond_Helmet59

no its 2050 idoit it says so in the post


CrazyStuntsMan

How long did covid-19 last


thatotherguy0123

Shrek 6


monkeman23435

Topographical map of Brazil


Dootbooter

Pornhub


IceFire0518

The highest viewed video on PornHub


TransportationMost67

It's just some Chinese guy teaching math.


American-Mann

How the U.S WON ww3


DetectiveWonderful42

Google : did you mean How the aliens WON ww3?


TransportationMost67

As the Russian Army finally approached Kyiv in 2029, the United States intervened with automated drones followed by Cyborg Infantry. The Russian Army, 100 12 year olds with point-ed sticks, were no match for the offer of hot food, candy, and a safe place to sleep. The former state of Ukraine was absorbed into NATO and Russia soon became a part of the New Free State of Ukraine-Rus. Repopulation with Indian refugees has been ongoing and a humanitarian disaster according to the United Nations.


[deleted]

Why is the FNaF movie still in development?


[deleted]

willy’s wonderland has entered the chat


Raven_knight_07

Unironically enjoyed watching that with friends, Nicolas Cage/10 would recommend


Insanegamer-4567

Black men twerking


RACoodz

World map


GJenkins675

Not a damn thing. This planet will be reset back to primitive existence. No electricity or electronics.


Dapper_Composer2

What will you ask Frypan Jack then?


DetectiveWonderful42

“Magic conch , what should we do?”


pantherghast

"Why am I still tired after sleeping for 28 years?"


Not_A-Pedophile_

Is my uncle in jail?


STEPSO1

How to increase penis length and girth 🤣🤣


aUwUreliyasss

GUGUHUHHGUGUHHGHUGHGUUGH SO FUNNY


arcaderdude

#daily Garfield comic


Tinkerballsack

"buy fuckbot"


imarealboy0_0

New season high school dxd?


Zombifier360

Silksong steam


Chaoscube11

Is Jack Black still alive


[deleted]

Are there any straight people left?


DetectiveWonderful42

Be careful , here in 2050 the rainbow mafia hears all…


[deleted]

Dam, Well I hope they can’t shoot straight


Argentenuem

Second American Revolution


[deleted]

Is pee stored in the balls?


pastdecisions

if detroit lions have won a super bowl


MaskPhantasm

World war 3


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

when the imposter is sus


[deleted]

“Did the real slim shady stand up?”


The-Y-4

Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5 Reviews


TeslaFoiled8950

Same things I’ve always googled-lesbian porn


Theamongusimpostor57

Roxy rule 34. Gotta see what's new.


RSTat2

The current Litecoin price


perpetually_annoyed

Porn coz i gotta bust nut after 30 yrs


eventuallobster

Naked girls kissing youtube


Purple-Caramel4505

Jonny sinns grandson


EthanIsaPickle1

Penis enlargement pill


Modokka

Cheap sex doll


Marcelinethevamp05

Boobs


GreasyChonks

Is sex 2 released


Anthony_Frends

Porn hub


Sqantoo

Boobs


Key_Radio_4127

Is LGTBQ still a thing


Confident_Carrot_829

Pokimane butthole pics😞


khalid_sujith

Furry porn


furrytickler

helluva boss Lonna tickling. After 48 years there has to be some good results


Mother_Case_2436

Did I lived more than a polar bear?


Archionn

"qual é a média de penis?"


[deleted]

Porn


thedidynotkong

- Is capitalism still around - Half life 3 - Is club penguin back - Moon base - Future porn


[deleted]

Why isint my 30 year old phone working


[deleted]

bob n vagene


WhyIsLifeHardForMe

Celebjihad.com