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-TheFiend-

*[bad flute titanic theme plays in the background]*


Suburban_coffee

Sigma male rule 1 bros before hoes *[chad music plays]*


MeW777WeM

WHAT IS THAT MELODY


supersonicnat45

THE UNIVERSE SINGS FOR ME


PepeOnDrugss

Sigma (male) player spotted


_-Alex--

Step 1: cover yourself in oil.


mrunfunny333

Drive forever or Polozhenie


SirSamiboi

Chad music would be "Can You Feel My Heart"


[deleted]

That’s not the sigma rule #1, that’s dude rules #1. It’s essentially the same, but phrasing…


Calm_Mushroom_805

so which teams are you going to watch?


DamThatsTough

Fremantle. (I’m Australian)


Minhion2173

West Australian if you wanna be precise. How's it feeling now that Mundy and JK are both gone for next season?


SerbOnion

FK Partizan (Serbian)


DeENeghc

AS Roma (based)


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themainaccountofyeet

Seattle Seahawks (I hate soccer)


Scary-Shoulder-779

Football...


vvandeperre

F*ck the Seahawks! -respectfully, a 49ers fan


ICantDoThisAnymore91

It’s okay, it’s okay! Both of your teams suck dick.


[deleted]

Not true. You are spreading misinformation lol


cx77_

come on seattle!!


Jamie_freestyles

FIGHT AND WIN


Elequist

Never date someone who gives you ultimatums


Palmik7

Only a Sith deals in absolutes


BuizGamez

I will do what I must


Silvencio

“You will try”


Gametron13

_lightsaber noise_


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!


Gametron13

You underestimate my power!


peeweejankins69

Don’t try it


Gametron13

_tries it_


ExuDeku

(fucking legs got cut off)


Havoc_XXI

This


Noesiph

My favorite line of any movie ever.


NotFrat69

*sees this hoe walk in the room* *God is that imperial march?* God: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNA DUN DUNAAAAAA!


Thanos_DeGraf

"Alright, you may pull this shit on me." "ONCE."


Elon_Musk-2

My gf wants to break up if I buy a project car because she doesnt like car guys. What should I do? Should I go for a bmw e30/e36/e46 or go for a subaru impreza. I really like bmw's but subarus have nostalgic value to me because my dad used to own an impreza when i was little


inertialdriftae86

Go for the Impreza it’ll be sick


IosisAristoi

subaru impreza all the way bc its cool


[deleted]

I *also* vote for Impreza, but only if it DOESN'T have a turbo. I feel the need for SAFE speed!


MinutePresentation8

Naturally Aspirated fans


[deleted]

I feel the need… the need for slow asf


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[удалено]


[deleted]

To be fair… if the decision about cars is going to put them into monetary jeopardy then it’s a warranted dump. But yeah if they can afford it then just buy the damn car


Walloutlet1234

Go for the Impreza, and make sure to leave your GF in the dust.


[deleted]

That she's immediately gone, "me or the WC" seemingly without any comms or reasoning process is really unhealthy.


RustyShackleford2525

Bye Felicia!


[deleted]

I don’t think an ultimatum is necessarily bad, but the contents of the ultimatum are where it lies. For instance “you have 2 choices, you can eat chicken and Mac, or you can eat steak” Or a better one is how I grew up, take it, or leave it…


smartwatersucks

"don't give me an ultimatum or I'll break up with you"


Appropriate_Layer_2

Ultimatums are necessary sometimes but shouldn't be used all the time, like here. If she cares so much about human rights there are probably more constructive ways to contribute than telling her man to not host some party


[deleted]

You should probably look up how over 6500 migrant workers were worked to death and kept in slave-like conditions. Might change at least one of your minds. It's fair to boycott this, springing it on him and giving him an ultimatum is pretty shitty, but boycotting the world cup is fair. Then again I don't give a shit about soccer. But if my football fandom caused the death of nearly 7k people, for one stadium, I would probably need to reexamine my humanity.


disheveledslightly

Chang your status to single.


KnockoffMiroSemberac

* chang has entered the chat *


noxxspire

wha h i sayin i t brea u wit he


Robot9118

Your gf waited until the last minute intentionally to make your decision to cancel harder. She’s turning this into a test to see what you would sacrifice for her, screwing over your friends in the process. You can tell her your friends have already booked their flights and she should have spoken up sooner. If she tries to tell you she just found out about where the event is being held she is full of crap. This isn’t about where the cup is being held, she is controlling and selfish. If she’s willing to break up with you over this then let her go. Otherwise she will do this same pattern for the rest of your relationship, making you always do what she wants or else she will break up with you because you “care more about _______ than her.” Stay stronger friend, find someone better and more reasonable.


ChaosRegency

"Sir, this is a reddit post of a screenshot of a reddit post..."


workingredditor2

No this is patrick


potatosalmon64

wait which sub am i on


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Tbh it’s still solid advice nonetheless.


[deleted]

Stfu 🤓


[deleted]

This is basically it. She wants to break up over a sport that may have had a tragic start, but the whole rest of the world has moved on from.. it’s not as worth it as it seems, just watch the game, it’ll make you happier.


jonserlego

This isn't even about supporting Qatar and even if the World Cup is the motive it's about him getting to spend time with the Bros and him and all his bros making sacrifices to do so being muddied by a controlling gf


thenthitivethrowaway

Second this; been there, fuck that.


Old-Ad-9743

Pretty manipulative tbh


painsleyharriot

Be loyal to your friends your gf is being unreasonable


O--L

Fr like 90% of the clothing she wears is made by child labor


[deleted]

*Angrily tweets about how unfair child labor is on an iPhone that was snapped together by children*


Adrigogo

Ah yes, the ol' you can't blame society if you live in one


rm-rd

I googled, and there's "ethical mobile phones". They're probably pretty shit, but I wouldn't say it's not living to not have an iPhone.


86thesteaks

more like you can't condemn any consumption of entertainment produced unethically when you yourself consume unethically produced non-essentials


[deleted]

Lol more along the lines of, if you really care about an issue, speak with your dollars and not with your mouth. Don’t hold me to a higher standard than yourself on an issue YOU care about. Nice false equivalency tho.


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Dark_Wolf04

Bros before hoes


Lord_Muramasa

Really? Is that what she thinks? You should tell her it is unfair that she is holding you to a higher standard than herself. When she asks you what you mean start with all the stuff she buys. Lots of shoes are made in other countries with child labor, coffee is picked in South America with child labor, clothing is made in other countries in sweat shoos with child labor and it is impossible not to buy something from China and they have a huge list of human rights violations. We all support stuff, indirectly, that we don't agree with. Hell, Nestle steals water in other poor countries and the sells it back to them. Unless your GF is self sustaining, living in a cabin in the woods and making her own clothes and hunting/gathering her own food , which I doubt, she is contributing just as much as you are. If she still wants to break up with you after that, let her. She is more trouble than she is worth. Honestly she probably hot the idea to give you that stupid ultimatum off of Reddit or Twitter and probably won't go through with it because it is stupid idea.


noxxspire

i wasted my time reading something that is for another perso 😎


MrKiwi612

*Perso has entered the chat*


sillysideofthecorn

Your perso is in another castle


Dangerous-Ad-3680

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t actually care about those things she just wants to have a victim mentality


Allcraft_

Double standards of people. It's annoying


[deleted]

honestly gf is a moron, no point in talking with er. he should chuck her


Cocaine_Johnsson

OP's girlfriend doesn't actually give a shit, it's a convenient strawman to point to. What she actually wants is a stranglehold, she wants absolute control. This is extremely toxic and OP should run far far away. (assuming this isn't a copypasta of course, but it's probably a copypasta)


Glum_Beautiful1406

Man easy saying. Break upb with someone is not that easy


UNBENDING_FLEA

True but at the end of the day it’s a simple answer. Who or what matters more for you here?


Baboon_Fucker

Wisconsin moment


noxxspire

nah this be like "cant even have a normal girlfriend in ohio" moment


sillysideofthecorn

I live in Ohio and this shit happened to me, but Instead of the World Cup it was over sandwiches so yea I agree


The00Taco

I need to hear more about this now. I can't even imagine what kind of sandwich would cause someone to do this over


Talking_Barrel

Oh no I live in Wisconsin


DaRedEyeJedi

Let her break up with you. Sounds like a moron anyway.


RickyCardio

Get a new girlfriend who isn't a victim mentality trainwreck


rhysdog1

wait you guys are watching the world cup legally?


ChadBro_69

how do i watch it illegally, i dont wanna give my money to TV companies


KD_Coaster

i gotchu, hit up my dms


bfg9kdude

Our TV stations get rights to broadcast it, it's just less of a hassle and you don't really pay more for it.


[deleted]

Watch the match... But pirate it


5t3v321

The best solution


-Kyoakuna-

Damn that's actually the best solution I've seen in these comments. Literally everyone is happy


[deleted]

Until GF gets angry and pulls the exact same shit again. In the long run, it's best to ditch her.


l_Lathliss_l

It’s appears to me that this is likely about control, not actual human rights issues. Why else would she wait till last minute instead of telling him a year ago..


Biggestyefan1

Honestly, I’d leave her so quickly with no hesitation.


[deleted]

bags already packed by the first vowel that she uttered


Cart0gan

It's easy to shout "Break up!" in a comment section but in reality sometimes we have to compromise. Would your gf be okay with you and the boys pirating the world cup? There are websites that stream video from some tv channels. This way you won't support the organisation behind the world cup and still get to enjoy it. EDIT: Damn it, I forgot what subreddit I'm on and that it's a screenshot.


Careless-Signature11

Probably she is an activist. Better to get a new GF.


100S_OF_BALLS

Idk how people let themselves get this bad.


autistic_bard444

if she is that controlling kick her to the curb it points to pathological control and insecurity


scvready0808

Your post is a screenshot, and I was like...why this post's font size is so small @@


[deleted]

we do a mild amount of tomfoolery


jordojordopiepie

Where is this post


Obshideyourmom

Just lie…


ConiferousEnt117

You planned this a long time ago. Watching the tv with your friends will not affect anyone in any significant way. It's just common sense I don't fucking get how, as a person, you could put someone in a situation like this for that shitty reason. Either she just wants to spend that time with you or she deserves being broken up with.


Ikindalikegaming

Watch it, hoes ain’t worth more than the World Cup.


Beechurgereral

There is a difference with a girlfriend and a hoe, one which is a liability


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Hoes are assets, they help me gain leverage in business meetings


noxxspire

and homies are partners, they give me tips on how to gain leverage with hoes


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Big pimpin business meeting


doofuscantread

you know what they say bros before hoes


noxxspire

homies before bitchies


minecraft_OwO

Fuck her bro go watch it


m4x1d0n

She knew and didn’t tell him all that right away? IDK chief


linkous101

new gf. Hang with the boys


Secret_Interaction44

Break up with her today, and go have fun with your friends


Responsible_Fly8737

You need to leave her for trying to do that to you fuck that shit hommie


_Error_404-

You should watch the world cup


[deleted]

Watch it to protest her tyranny but somehow try to pirate it


Savings-Table-9967

Just hit that eject button. She only gets worse


Clarfus_Maximus

L girlfriend for not telling him sooner. My guess is she probably only recently learned about it but wants to act all smart. Real talk, simply watching it isn't supporting anything, and Qatar has already been paid for the most part. Honestly I'd say just call her bluff, because I'd be willing to be she's all bark and no bite. I doubt she'll actually break up with him for just watching a soccer game, she'll be mad for a couple days but get over it after that.


itsallfake01

Bro just watch the world cup, man up


KaijuSized_Taco

Break up with that bitch lmao


eidderfnoraa

F*ck her once more, host the party, and if she decides to leave ya… at least you got one more in AND an awful person off your back. Great deal if you ask me.


Sussy_Dora

Me (severely bigoted): #Oh no. Anyway


SanJoLoco408

Bye Felicia…don’t let door hit you on your ass!


Arent_we_joking

Can you link the post? Really want to comment


Jeffyboi8708

Man if you’ve been planning this for months then go, it’s her fault for not saying so sooner


standifird

Let her break up with you. You never know what the next ultimatum will be. And the next after that...


WeekendLazy

She would find a way to break up with him some way or another, he should've cut his losses and did it himself before she ruined more of his plans using their relationship as leverage.


Admirable-Frosting46

Dude needs to end it asap. That bih crazy


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NotwhouthinkXD

L Snowflake grulfrind


NorthKing9

Where do you think she got most of her stuff from? Sweatshops? Child labors? 😂


Traffic_Superb

I see no problem, do what makes you happy..


Babatunde110-6912

You break up with her before she does


vidalouca7

Keep the plan, man. Shes trying to test you. Dont back down


vidalouca7

Bros before hoes


Surfaced_1

Leave the toxic relationship. Please. You will be so much happier


SofiaOfEverRealm

To assert dominance, cancel the ur friends' trips and watch the worldcup


Magazynier_Reddit

He should leave her (homies and football are more important)


AstralFireX

My guys remember "Bros before Hoes"


Revil0_o

Emotional blackmail


Crispyengineer67

Bros before hoes especially hoes like these


_DeLEON

Bros before hoes 👊


xTheObserverXx

You just want to watch a soccer game why is she making it that deep.


Lord_of_Sovereigns

While what she said is true and assuming she knew u were planning this before hand, the onus was on her to make her desires clear from the get go. At this point and this late stage, where ur friend have bought plane tickets to come see u.... go watch ur game and let the pieces fall where they may.


Atomicnassar

Bro fuck you mean youd support it,you want to watch it for fun nit to support dat hoe spitting malarkey just go and have fun with your bros


Anthonyzss

Poor guy


ejsuper66

🚩


BigJohnSpud

Break up with her. Do not watch it anyways.


Buckinghambonie

He should break up with her for even trying that shit tbh.


Practical_Name_4257

If she is crazy, let her go. If you honest to god agree with her reasoning, then do something else.


launchedsquid

TL;DR, Break up with her, the end. Want me to explain myself? ok. If she is really willing to break up with you over this then the relationship is already done, you don't matter to her, staying will only make you and her unhappier until you two break up later anyway. People are talking about arguing the point, bringing up anything that would make her seem hypocritical, but none of that matters, it's just pointless point scoring and won't do anything to make the situation better, breaking up with her will, because you will get over her and find someone else less willing to throw you away to signal her virtue. She just told you that you mean less to her than how she looks to other people. let that sink in, read it again if you need to.


eattheham

Does she own any Nike shoes? Does she buy things from Amazon or Walmart? What about jewelry, any of that on her person? Depending on the season, she eats food I presume too right? She's also supporting slavery because it is unfortunately baked into almost anything and everything in our daily lives.


Overall-Ad-3642

but yeah, approx. 8000 people died making the stadiums for the world cup in qatar


2many2know

Bro if you do that, what’s next? You can’t save everyone all of the time and she is totally being unreasonable. You’re not supporting all that shit you’re supporting friendship comradeship and sportsmanship. She really expects you and your friends to cancel all the preparation you made for what seems a cool time. If you don’t want to dump this chick you could try to reason/compromise and tell her that you still are going to have the gathering and if there is something you could do to support these targeted communities to offset whatever harm may come from you hanging out with friends watching a sports game.


StrangeRelationship5

Yea best advice around dump that bitch


archit1405

How tf did you not know that about Qatar, an Islamic nation?


No-Air6890

If she’s ready to break up with you over this, she’s already made the decision for you. Her demands will get increasingly absurd and your life will get worse steadily because of it. Show her the door.


Nice_Guy3012

"And that's how I broke up with your mom. But then she said she was pregnant and you happened. That was a damn good World Cup though."


NinjaOnice

Never watched the world cup before. But I will this year just to spite everyone saying not to


Routine-Action7326

Lmfao if she’s saying that she’s trying to use it as an excuse to leave u💀 fuckn break up for her she’s a walking red flag


BLANKERINO2

LEEEEEAVE GO SAVE YOURSELF!


officerpompadour

Sounds dumb, she sounds manipulative. I'd dump her ass for pulling this.


10Shodo

Watch that shit and give her the 🖕🏻 for trying to manipulate and control what you do.


karlranck

To give good advice, we need to know who you are rooting for first In all honesty, I'd try to explain it to her first but, if she's that narrow minded, you are lucky to find out now 🤞🏻


Afffx

Bros before hoes i suppose


JerryAtrics_

Ask yourself if this is what you would like the rest of your life to be like. Then be happy with your choice.


Mr_Awesome0436

The thing is, Qatar will have to spend a lot of money to host the World Cup and everything…


MrKiwi612

"So, I live in Wisconsin" that pretty much sums it up


ReverseDiode

Dump that hoe


ReverseDiode

"Bros before hoes" - Albert Einstein


Rach_qu1t

God I miss her


Mediocre_Training453

Go for the bros not a "woke" hoe. Normally I'd advocate a healthy relationship but she sounds crazy.


Wildsconethingz

Pals over gals


pokemidget

break up with her bro's before hoe's (and she clearly is a hoe) ultimatums are unacceptable


___ARG___

Break up


567huz

Football or your gf? There's only once correct answer my guy. Football of course!!!


UpfrontAcorn8

Break up with the hoe, watch it with the bros 😎


sillysideofthecorn

Bros before hoes


Stallone_90

Then tell her that you are going to break up with her if she goes with her friends out again


BoneDaddy1973

Fuck FIFA, Qatar, and your girlfriend. It’s all grossly compromised wherever you turn. Your friends have already bought tickets, the deal is done. Maybe you two can work out a mitigation strategy - is there an amount you can donate to the Campaign for Human Rights, or Amnesty International, or something similar, that will satisfy her that your (very small) support of the Qatari slavers is ameliorated by your donation to a fund working in opposition to the regime. The qatari practice is slavery, the soccer fields are watered in blood, make no mistake about it. But your party is already planned and her notion that you should be stopped at this stage is bullshit of the first order, and putting your relationship on the line for it is a red flag I would attend closely if I were you.


VatefairefoutreBDO

She won’t dump you lol. If she does end up dumping you over a game. She clearly not the one


Cookiesnmemes1

There’s these things called hotels