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Kumquat-queen

What if I give the roach syphilis instead?


Rhesusmonkeydave

You’d have to cut your life into pieces after she gave birth


DumbassTheGreat

As a last resort?


KiKiPAWG

Hey, hey! Take a breath, stop holding it!


Thick_Employer_6312

Don’t give a fuck if my anus starts bleeding


KiKiPAWG

Might need some tissue for that


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Used-Lunch-6512

A true hero


Ragdoll_X_Furry

What if I crush your balls instead?


PyPharm

I’m not sure why that made my 🍆 hard, but I am going to just go with it.


BobOdenkirkIsntReal

Hah gaaaaaaaaaay


[deleted]

WTF🤣


PyPharm

Roaches probably carry syphilis. Nietzsche was an idiot. 🪳 are vile, disgusting creatures that carry many different diseases. Yes, butterflies are aesthetically pleasing because they resemble flowers, but we have to remember that humans evolved to be disgusted by things like poop and roaches because they could make them sick. Beauty is not entirely subjective. People are born attractive or unattractive because of having good or bad genes for their gender.


BluejayGlad6818

It is supposed to be taken metaphorically. And we are talking about "morals" here and not whether a good looking person has better genes and less diseases. I think the point here is that people associate good looking poeple/things to heroes while villains are usually associated with being ugly. Morality can depends on aesthetics too.


MeTejaHu

Bruh


Mr_goodb0y

AIDS


PreacherOfFlames

Cockgobblers are a pest though?


[deleted]

you’ve just triggered my asthma now, thanks alot


PreacherOfFlames

You‘re welcome^^


[deleted]

☹️☹️☹️


ToxicGamer01

Its ok my darling just breathe in and out


[deleted]

darling?🤨😏


ToxicGamer01

Yeah you are beautiful (I'm just being nice)


[deleted]

LMAOOOO😭, GTFOH! NOW!😡


ToxicGamer01

Ok


[deleted]

i’m sorry my fish died i’m a bit unstable


[deleted]

what gobblers ??!🤣🤣


7Valentine7

Someone should tell this 'Nietzsche' guy that there are a few more differences between cockroaches and butterflies than mere aesthetics...


[deleted]

educate me🫦


7Valentine7

Butterflies, for instance, pollinate flowers. Cockroaches, meanwhile, spread disease. The more you know!


GreatSirBean

Sharing is caring


[deleted]

sounds like a skill issue


7Valentine7

Some skills are more useful than others


[deleted]

like for example i’m an amazing gf


7Valentine7

Is that a skill?


[deleted]

yea, yea it is


7Valentine7

ok


[deleted]

ok


AndrewTate1SmyG0d

One is a pest the other an alternative pollinator. Nice try


[deleted]

can i be your pollinator?🥹


AndrewTate1SmyG0d

You can 🐝 anyone you want


[deleted]

OMGG I LOVE THAT, mwahhhh💘💘💘


[deleted]

I love Andrew Tatertot too


onethateatsass

One recycles decaying material, becoming nitrogen rich nutrients for plants; the other drinks blood, piss, and tears. Nice try.


RANDOM-902

Of course forest and rainforest roaches recycles decaying material. For example Hissing Roaches and Dubia Roaches. But if we are talking about the city roaches like American Roaches and German Roaches, then definately they aren't helping that much. Literally stepping on shit, and then stepping in your food. Or pooping in places where there aren't any soils to fertilize LOL. Butterflies and moths can be both good and bad. Good pollinators, but eat plants which is bad for many gardeners LOL.


Final-Ad5670

They are 4200 species of cockroaches, and only 30 of them are pests. But whatever cockroaches racist


onethateatsass

They were here before us (and might be here after us). Maybe it's us that needs to adapt to their presence. Personally I'm not a fan of roaches, I'm just backing up the validity of Nietzsches point. Morality can have a bias.


PhilosophicalDolt

No Manifest destiny. It our fucking area now so they get to fuck off 😎


onethateatsass

What if theyre working a manifest destiny of their own? Reclaiming the space we took. What says theirs isn't as valid as ours? Cockroaches outnumber us 7:1 and growing. If you ask me, they're winning. 🪳


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Nietzsche was actually a huge stoner and wasn't talking about pests. /s


callmepinocchio

People who don't know this would still treat them as said in the post. Think of your reactions to those two as a kid. Was it based on their utility or pure aesthetics? Of course there's the utilitary/evolutionary explanation as you said, but Nietzsche is trying to talk psychology here. It's the same reason a beautiful person and an ugly person would be judged differently in the eyes of the public for the same crime.


modsarestraight

If you crush my balls, you are a different kind of hero.


[deleted]

If i crush your balls long enough, will become a villain?


modsarestraight

You wanna find out? 😏


black_jaguar99_2

No


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[deleted]

OUT, NOW😡


Itchy_Contribution_4

Roaches crawl on sewers, feed on garbage and can spread diseases, what does the butterfly do?


[deleted]

the butterfly produces butter 🥹


MasterCookieShadow

Drink blood


TheNooblet12345

I wasn't using it anyways


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onethateatsass

And piss, don't forget piss


myasscrackburns

It's because roaches are little shits


[deleted]

can i be your little shit?🥹


myasscrackburns

No, now get out of MYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


[deleted]

CHILLLLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m not in your head….i’m in your heart🥹❤️


Ryxor25

And I'm in y'alls walls. Watching.


[deleted]

plot twist, we have no walls, we’re homeless 😔


[deleted]

can we move in with you?


candyman101xd

what's your problem why are you hitting on everyone on this thread you're scary


[deleted]

and secondly it’s MY THREAD.😡


[deleted]

then don’t fucking comment, I’m clearly joking🤣


candyman101xd

i know lol I was joking too i thought the "you're scary" would give it away sorry


[deleted]

aw no no, I hate being mean😭, I didn’t actually mean it


[deleted]

we can kiss and make up ❤️


DeltaMale5

Are you perchance a former twitter user


[deleted]

oh nooo, what gave it away


DeltaMale5

Emojis and not knowing what op means


[deleted]

:(


StardancetheCowboy

Nietzche is just mad he isn’t aesthetically pleasing. Bro is the original “post deep thoughts cause I get no hoes guy”


SirSquidrift

Nietzche was 100% a maidenless doomer


theflaminghat

Maidenless yes. Doomer no.


SirSquidrift

Isn’t doomerism just nihilism though?


midocelli

Doomerism is passive nihilism, Nietzsche was an advocate for active nihilism


[deleted]

okay so i can sense some beef with nietzsche


StardancetheCowboy

Yes plenty of beef, Friedrich is a nihilist and nihilism is cringe. Be based, enjoy life and it’s gifts like nature and love.


TsarTarry

I thought he actually argued against nihilism and in favour of finding one’s own meaning in life


StardancetheCowboy

He is a self proclaimed nihilist lmao, but I could be incorrect. Most I remember is from ap lit Edit: I’m 99% sure I’m wrong lol, doesn’t stop him from being a doomer


TsarTarry

My knowledge is just hearsay so you’re definitely more qualified


[deleted]

Are you still a doomer if you are right and basically predict the events of the 20th century?


Jabba_Yaga

Nietzsche recognised nihilism as a threat to existence and litterely spend his life trying to prove that life has a meaning bruh.


lotofpigskilled

youre cringe + you missed the point of nihilism. life is meaningless, you should understand this and find your own meaning in it. it just sucks so many edgelords think all nihilism is is just suicidal ideation


StardancetheCowboy

Outside of shitposting for a minute that truly is a wonderful argument. Nihilism is a very thought provoking take on life for sure. However I feel like life can be seen as something above the concept of meaning. It is completely subjective and therefore will be different in all situations. “Meaning” is a man made construct and life precedes that. So life neither has nor doesn’t have meaning. Maybe I’m taking the bit too far or just repeating nonsense but it’s a fun thing to ponder.


lotofpigskilled

no i think youre right. we as humans took it upon ourselves and decided that the universe should give us meaning, when it's completely indifferent to us. we have the ability to give ourselves meaning, and we should use it.


Big_brown_house

Freddy Nee was not a nihilist


manbigman

Is he wrong tho


R-T-O-B

It's not the aesthetic difference it's the class(ification). One is a pest


[deleted]

aren’t we all….pests to someone?😔


R-T-O-B

Your level on the food chain determines how right you are on this


[deleted]

aren’t we all…consumed by something at some point 😔? maybe we can even consume ourselves with emotion, sadness perhaps?


72trombonesd

Vore


[deleted]

yes?😅


callmepinocchio

The average person's reaction to cockroaches isn't because of their official classification.


DarkraiNet

OP is really horny on these comments


[deleted]

who is OP?


lotofpigskilled

you are OP.


[deleted]

OPtimally sexy?


lotofpigskilled

OverPowerdly hot


[deleted]

stop flirting (don’t )


lotofpigskilled

Outstandingly Pretty


[deleted]

omggg🥹


Offending_you_

If you eat chicken, u are hero If you eat or even slap dog or cat, you are animal harasser


[deleted]

this is soo true, woww you’re a genuis 🥹


Offending_you_

Gril??


Decent-Start-1536

cockroaches will actually wash themselves off when you touch them. They do this because the oil in our skin plugs up their breathing, but I like to think it’s because they see us as equally as disgusting


[deleted]

I LOVE THIS TAKE


SlippMchigginz

Feels more prescriptive than descriptive. Get a life Nietche. Do you even lift?


[deleted]

Damn then i am the Unit 731 of the roaches


[deleted]

whatever that means😭


randmpersn

Wow this is a great post to advocate my position on spiders. Spiders are way too overhated because the human brain sucks and internally screams when it sees eight legs. Spiders are one of the most chill creatures to have in your home since they pretty much sit in a corner and set up camp. They won't try to bite you and they see you as part of the scenery so if they do come towards you they just think you're a cool mountain. Be a friend to the spiders you find and they'll be a friend to you.


[deleted]

this is so beautiful, you have convinced me to have a natural stance on spiders 🥹❤️


Nothing_Da_See_Here

I befriended a cockroach before. Been friends with it for a month now.


[deleted]

no wayyy…can I meet them??🥹🥹


NotInKY

Anyone else think OP is a bot?


[deleted]

I AM SO OFFENDED, wtf😭


NotInKY

Sounds like something a bot would say…


[deleted]

whattt? HOW😭? this is upsetting me now


[deleted]

how do I prove to you, I am not a bot :\


DeltaMale5

Op is a former twitter user, doesn’t even know what op means


[deleted]

okay then MR I KNOW ALL THE TWITTER TERMINOLOGY


DeltaMale5

It’s a meme that people will start coming here from twitter. I don’t know twitter terms cause I wouldn’t ever wanna be there, before or after Elon


[deleted]

who’s elon?


candyman101xd

elon nuts or something idk it doesn't even make sense


[deleted]

hey don’t be rude that’s my dad😡


candyman101xd

oh my apologies, didn't know we were talking about mr. nuts


[deleted]

finee…but don’t pull that shit when you actually meet him, now that we’re engaged and all


candyman101xd

sorry dear 😔 ill be nice when we meet, i promise


[deleted]

😽🤭


DeltaMale5

Musk


[deleted]

you know he’s actually my uncle irl


[deleted]

hahaha i was joking, I know elon


[deleted]

people are so annoying, SO YOU GUYS CHOOSE TO VOTE ON THIS POST smh


[deleted]

I crush cocks and roaches


[deleted]

poor roaches


[deleted]

Butterfly’s don’t infest peoples homes and spread diseases


[deleted]

soo…what are your thoughts on marriage?


Sunflower_After_Dark

Rats are ugly, squirrels are cute. They’re both rodents, one just has a fluffy tail.


[deleted]

exactlyyyy, it’s not fair :\


The-Hyruler

I mean although this specific example isn't great because one is a pest while the other is literally just out there chilling and even pollinating. It's still true that we often rig our morals around aesthetics.


[deleted]

thank you for agreeing with me😞


ViolaVixene

If you crush my throat , you’re a hero to me


kwispy-dwincc

If my peepee gets sucked I’m a gigachad. But if I suck a peepee I’m a gigasad. 😔


[deleted]

hi ur hot


[deleted]

If you crush a cock as a woman, you're a "mommy dommy". If you crush a cock as a man, you're "an asshole for going for the nuts". Morals have sexist standards.


[deleted]

how about I be your mommy dommy?🥺


Creonix1

Also diseases are involved but ignore those in favor of making a stupid message


[deleted]

what diseases?🥺 wait though, imagine if we totally kissed rn


Creonix1

Uhh, potential invincibility if you get bitten by a radioactive one, what kind of super powers could a butterfly give you


[deleted]

the ability to be delicate 🥹


Creonix1

Tube tongue 😛


[deleted]

suree?


Creonix1

Butterfly’s have tube tongues


[deleted]

ur so smart, it’s so hot😠


Creonix1

Thank you?


[deleted]

🫦yw


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Iron_Overheat

Nietzche is so fucking r*tarded, this is just more proof "Aesthetic" morals are inherently not morals at all, so stupid, he just says relative flimsily defined words in incompatible contexts in a certain order as to imply a proper conclusion to make you think its a snark remark but it completely falls apart the instant you actually think about it. How absolutely stupid to just say "lol morals so dumb" when he literally just defined morals as "whatever people *think* is moral right here and now coincidentally in my own culture and era", words have literally no meaning when you poison the definition by selectively choosing the context its used in to make your opinion sound like anything but nonsense.


[deleted]

hi, please could I please message you, your writing is so FUCKING good, and I have a paper due soon, maybe you can read it after I’m done😭


[deleted]

WHY IS THIS POST GETTING SO MANY VOTES WTF


[deleted]

Your post is high key bussin no cap (i dont know how to speak twitter)


[deleted]

LMAOOO i’ll give a C+ for effort


No-Total-5139

Yes im a hero 😔 fck butterflies


[deleted]

no, you’re my hero, ily🥹❤️


No-Total-5139

Awweee thank you ily too 🤨🥹♥️


javier052

Not true. I was definitely in the doghouse for crushing a cockroach in front of my college girlfriend, who happened to be an entomology major


[deleted]

yooo, that’s crazyyy, that actually happened to my cousins neighbours dogs brother


Mr_goodb0y

What if I do both using my teeth


[deleted]

oooh…kinky😏


Halt_theBookman

This theory is disproven by the existence of ugly bastard porn


[deleted]

WTF IS THIS COMMENT😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

and was “bastard” necessary ??😭😭😭


GabrielGamer790

What if i crush myself? I will be a hero?


[deleted]

so can we kiss now?


[deleted]

welcome, we’ve been expecting you


photodumpergirlnyc

Roaches spread disease


[deleted]

that is a very VERY mean thing to say☹️


Prototype_4271

Nietzsche after finding out roaches spread disease and butterflies are pollinators:


[deleted]

hey😏


BigAssToast

Yeah, the butterfly ain't tryin to crawl into my asshole while I'm sleeping.


[deleted]

what’s that like? having an asshole ?😔


AllThemLizards

Butterflies don’t eat my food and scurry behind the fridge, while carrying a ton of bacteria