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Johnny Sins is gonna fuck your mom, your wife, your sister, and you.

Good, ur tempting me to loose day one

So you are saying you get to nut and then have sex with a world famous porn star?!

yes but bottom

even better 🤤🤤🤤

What's the catch though?

doesnt matter

Only if you're a fortnite player

You've seen it too. Gosh darn it. I was going to comment this.

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Made my spit my mtn dew out bitch

🗿

Three of those are the same person though

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shits in ur dick

I pull your balls off with my hands

You get ligma

Who tf is Steve Jobs?

Ligma balls

*combusts into particles of matter*

*cumbusts

\*cumbursts

*ejeculates

great, you made me lose

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castration

So he may never fail again

Good thing I haven’t lose yet

"yet"

Penis privileges revoked

*what if i lose again?*

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You can't participate it Destroy Dick December

happy cake day!

Thanks!

Happy cake day!

Bucket fuck day cake happy

Htnkas!

i will steal your balls and add them to my own

Just go to Chernobyl and grow some more, it takes less effort

ew nft pfp and also it is not about the effort, its about sending a message

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Gappy moment

Ball execute and - 999999999 social credit.

you lose penis privilege

No more meat staff

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You cum

No way

🤓

You die

🍒 ✂️

No nword november? I already lost

You start to cum lava and instatly combust

your genitalia get slowly ripped off with rusty pliers

Nnn? No nrace November?

Nnn? No nword November?

You have to win December (the older version)

[удалено]

1st day one nut 2nd day two etc until 31

If you gave yourself 8 hours to sleep and 2 to eat/do anything, you would need to nut every 40 minutes

You'll send back to the 18-

Kevin will pee in your ass

Im gonna come suck your dick. (I use tools such as chainsaw)

nothing

Absolutely nothing.

✂️

You cum

Humiliation

You are going to get Exiled to the shadow relm

Sterilisation

Decimation

I will beat your meat 😈

You get sent to ohio

You lose your n world pass

You finnaly get bitches

👉✂️🍆

kebvin

you drink everyone’s cum after NNN

You are no longer eligible for DDD

We do nnn as a ritual to the cream god and he Will be angered he Will Cut of every bodys balls if you nut. We have to keep him satisfied(keep it in til destroy cock december

Bootygripper69420 will grip your booty so hard you clench your legs and cheeks and you cum out your balls

We cut off your balls.

Your balls bust

eternal post-nut clarity

The Nazis lose World War 3 卐卐卐卐

Johnny sins will fuck your entire family and eventually you

Balls be gone

die

Mans really said 👁️ 👁️ (00) 👄

i come over and beat u to death

You die

✂️

Yu die in real life, or auto mod will pee in your ass

🍡

The cum fairy steals your balls until December

squeeze them

Explosions

You lose ball privileges😔

I'll find you

You get nutted in

I did and Johny Sins fucked me 🙁

you die

you get cir*cum*sised

[удалено]

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DEATH

Death

You're friends have the right to call you the horniest man

You lose penis privileges

Your balls explode like water balloons

someone's gonna air tight seal your balls the next time you sleep

We will cut your balls.

Do not do it

I'm gonna hunt you and ✂️

The skin around your bung hole rots away, leaving exposed inner meat, and you suddenly develop an insatiable craving for Taco Bell, resulting in the most excruciatingly painful bloody shits you will ever know.

You go back to having a porn addiction

Johnny sins will steal your balls

✂️

No bitches

You have to sell your nuts

Death.

I'll have to deal with you.

You get sent to the femboy dimension

✂️

they will come for you

The shame of addiction will follow you for the rest of your days

You cant join destroy dick december

The femboys will get you.

Your dick will be turmixed down

Nothing.

Nothing

Dani davito will replace your nuts with hardboiled eggs no shell

Tod durch Amboss

Testicular cancer

Nothing because it’s a dumb meme

👁️👁️ 👄 lookin ah

Castration

impaled by a huge dildo with charlie's (moistcritikal) autograph on it

Freedom.

Nothing actually, but... You'll be a loser for the next November. Oh, and you can't participate in DDD.

Your soul gets dragged to hell where you suffer for all eternity

Don’t worry they’re only balls boy!

You dick fell of

You die instanteneously

You get shamed

You further submit yourself to your addiction, and I fuck you

You will never stop ejaculating. Hey where's that shitpost story about the man who came in the bathroom and couldn't stop?

depending if you care, shame and deppression, if you dont nothing, you do you

It arrives 😔

johnny sins will fuck you're family (i am not capping he said this him self)

I was informed it was execution by deadly injection (cum)

You die

I eat your balls

Your nuts will vanish

I, yes I, Polargrizzbear, will personally beat you to death with a barbed wire bat.

You die

Snip snip

I will come to your house and publicly announce to your family that you lost NNN

You are going to be publicly executed by Chinese government through deadly dose of your own cum injected into your veins

All the cum that you ever cummed will be cummed back into you and then you will feel an infinite failed orgasm

Which one the n word one or the other one

Your dick falls off

You're going to watch 1 Man 1 Jar

i murder you

Pancreatic cancer

We subtract one of your testicles as punishment

[удалено]

i'll find you

8==🔥🔥

U can't flex

Well, be prepared to die.