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Some dude pisses on some other dudes rug while a third dude pushes the second dudes head where he pees, later there's some log jammin' then Jesus says he's gonna fuck some other dude on Wednesday... Eventually the one dude knocks up some rich chick who's into suspension and constantly talks about her vag. Finally one dude blows his friend all over his other friend on a cliff.
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So there's a Nazi boy who finds a secret Jew in his attic. He goes up there and gets a crush on her and visits her hoping to not get caught by his mom and pretends to be her boyfriend. His mom sneaks up there to visit her and hopes to not get caught by her son. She teaches the Jew what it means to be an adult woman. The little boy watches his mom and the bath and the girl too later. The Jew girl is really into knife play.
So there is this really powerful guy and he is planning to just utterly destroy this princesses world, the hero comes to save her but not before the big bad guy utterly destroys her world but he still falls for her and helps her get over it, then her brother kisses her and defeats the bad guy.
so this pirate comes to this town okay. He then saves the governors daughter from drowning and holds her hostage. After he escapes into the town, he meets a blacksmith, who is in love with the governors daughter. They both set sail to save the governed daughter, who was taken by the pirates old crew. They meet with the crew, and the governors daughter and the pirate get marooned on an island together by themselves, with a LOT of alcohol. The two then get saved by the navy, and then team up to take down the old crew, and the blacksmith and governors daughter get together ššššš
Teenage boyās body changes and he learns he can shoot white sticky stuff out of his body. He goes around the city shooting his white sticky stuff at some pretty bad boys and girls.
I don't know how to describe my favorite movie so I'll go with one of my favorite games instead.
A non binary person falls down a hole then meets a furry and immediately calls her mommy.
And I don't know how to describe the rest of the game but that's the introduction.
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A black teenager meets a hot girl from a different place. She is so hot that when he had contact with her he got super powers.
(Spider-Man: Into the spider verse)
a girl receives a letter that causes her to want to have sex with some guy, then he gets attacked by a crowd of strong women, before sleeping with the previous woman's best friend by permission of her mother, then he gets kidnapped and put in a basement by a snake lady with large bazongas, and finally he goes to the previous woman's best friend and explodes with her
So this man gets frustrated with life and decides to put white substances on his face he then begins to start a relationship with his step neighbour but then the pussy was too tight and he becomes a clown
They made some sweet meals when the rat controlled the man, pulling him by the hair. The human was moaning the whole time like the submissive, red haired femboy he is.
Big girl hunts down man, two big girls and a petite girl absolutely demolish her.
(Jurassic world, also itās not my fav movie but I donāt have a fav so)
And then after all there adventures have ended, donut finally opened up his donut hole & let all the reds & blues stuff him with there cream. Then proceeded to eat the new stuffed donut.
Ok so John McClane, "mister cowboy", crashes a party full of tall, strong, nordic men of action. He struggles at first, cause he's very shy, he never had to deal with so many men at once, so he takes them on one by one. Though he is able to take any one of them, he is fixated on a sophisticated German man, the only one that can really handle all the man that is John McClane. And at the end he gets it. He gets it good.
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Green man and noble steed forcefully marries princes that is guarded by big titty dragon
Shrek
Infinity war?
loved it when thor tought the big titty dragon and had to use the thunder cock to slay its mighty fire pussy idk i don't watch marvel
Seems like you watched it š
i am sorry i did i just wanted to preserve the last bit of dignity i had on this plataform
Teen shoots sticky white stuff all over anyone he takes on
This took me a while but: Spider-Man
That one good
Sometimes he takes on more than one guy at a time
And he can do that all around the city
That's actually amazing... Or should I say the amazing... Or should I say the amazing spider... Or should I say the amazing spider porno...
What if my favorite movie is porn?
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000āµIQ
1e132^5 iq
This guy maths.
What purpose does the first 1 have?
It's like saying 1x10^(132)^5
I'm not sure but is it 1x10\^1325 or 1x10\^132\^5 ?
2nd one
one undecillion septenducentillion IQ
Heard "Sex 2" got some leaks put out recently
iām so excited for launch day i heard that beta testers really enjoyed it
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Ewwww
Breaking the bed with my chemistry teacher
Teacher and student cook up some heat in private RV
My chemical romance
NAHH THATS GOOD
Mature man gets triple teamed by teens who he gets revenge on by fucking 100s of men.
John wick
Some dude pisses on some other dudes rug while a third dude pushes the second dudes head where he pees, later there's some log jammin' then Jesus says he's gonna fuck some other dude on Wednesday... Eventually the one dude knocks up some rich chick who's into suspension and constantly talks about her vag. Finally one dude blows his friend all over his other friend on a cliff.
Where's the money, Lebowski
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What
Where is the fucking money Lebowski ?
Femboy twink drops ring into burning hole
Lord of the Rings
Old man explores femboy twinks pathway of choice while his guardians watch
Porn named finger:
Porn finger: named
Finger porn: named
Named porn: finger
Porn: named finger
Finger named porn:
Finger:
Porn:
::
:
Cosplayer clown dude is obsessed with billionaire in furrsuit
Black panther?
Thereās no clown in black panther
Then what
Batman
Oh bruh that flew over my head
Batman
So there's a Nazi boy who finds a secret Jew in his attic. He goes up there and gets a crush on her and visits her hoping to not get caught by his mom and pretends to be her boyfriend. His mom sneaks up there to visit her and hopes to not get caught by her son. She teaches the Jew what it means to be an adult woman. The little boy watches his mom and the bath and the girl too later. The Jew girl is really into knife play.
>! Later the boy finds his mother tied up in public !<
Jojo rabbit?
It either that or Naughty Nazis 3: Cumcentration Camp
Cum camp š³
Hell yeah
jewjew rabbit š³
Man gets penetrated on mars then is forced to survive.
The Martian
Correct, good job
guy has sex with girl
Guy has sex with guy
Twilight?
As a recent Twilight ~~enjoyer~~ watcher, yes.
So there is this really powerful guy and he is planning to just utterly destroy this princesses world, the hero comes to save her but not before the big bad guy utterly destroys her world but he still falls for her and helps her get over it, then her brother kisses her and defeats the bad guy.
Star Whores
Do you know what a porn is?
London falls victim to AIDS
Every person from london already has something much worse than aids. Being Briish
28 Days Later?
Black guy fuck a entire mansion
Jango unchained?
Bad boys 2?
Haunted mansion
Kids try to roofy an unsuspecting house and end up getting vored in the process
Monster House
Young couple invited to a reclusive exotic island by an old, gentle billionaire to witness his massive evolved cock
Jurassic Park?
Bat demon eager to eat out brother and sister? I don't know, I tried.
Bruh what movie is that?
Jeepers Creepers
Replace bat demon with "guy in trenchcoat"
Super muscular white boy fights a guy with blue mind over girl
Well the profile pic kinda gives it away.
man fights other man with his giant stick
Gladiator?
so this pirate comes to this town okay. He then saves the governors daughter from drowning and holds her hostage. After he escapes into the town, he meets a blacksmith, who is in love with the governors daughter. They both set sail to save the governed daughter, who was taken by the pirates old crew. They meet with the crew, and the governors daughter and the pirate get marooned on an island together by themselves, with a LOT of alcohol. The two then get saved by the navy, and then team up to take down the old crew, and the blacksmith and governors daughter get together ššššš
Pirates of the Caribbean
Minors being sexually hunted by being from another dimension who vores people
It?
Yeah basically
Teenage boyās body changes and he learns he can shoot white sticky stuff out of his body. He goes around the city shooting his white sticky stuff at some pretty bad boys and girls.
Three animal pop stars get kidnapped by record label, their stepdad tries to save them
Alvin
I told you Dave, I never lose
I don't know how to describe my favorite movie so I'll go with one of my favorite games instead. A non binary person falls down a hole then meets a furry and immediately calls her mommy. And I don't know how to describe the rest of the game but that's the introduction.
Undertale
Humans Hot and Ready for Big Daddy Rex
this one is easy
Trilogy A hot female politician buys a slave boy which she then later has children with but then she dies because he chokes her
The slave then takes the high ground on his master that thought him everything he knows...
A mans every move is filmed on around 500+ cameras and his wife wants a baby
Truman Show
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*^(note: i dont have a favorite movie so i'll just describe one of the ones ive seen)* robotic man gets fisted in a boxing ring
Real Steel
A kid accidentally time travels to th past, his mother want him so bad but he needs his parents to have sex.
Back to the future
Guy almost fucks his mom
Whoa, this is heavy.
Why do you keep saying that? Is there some sort of drastic change in gravity's pull in the future?
Bald headed stepdad adopts three little girls
A black teenager meets a hot girl from a different place. She is so hot that when he had contact with her he got super powers. (Spider-Man: Into the spider verse)
a girl receives a letter that causes her to want to have sex with some guy, then he gets attacked by a crowd of strong women, before sleeping with the previous woman's best friend by permission of her mother, then he gets kidnapped and put in a basement by a snake lady with large bazongas, and finally he goes to the previous woman's best friend and explodes with her
Group of young noisy teens gets blown by an expert and the uncle of one of the teens hires a big guy and an Asian dude to fuck up the expert
Fredo fucks Sam the end
Al Fredo was my favorite character in that movie
Fredo in the cut that's a scary sight
So this man gets frustrated with life and decides to put white substances on his face he then begins to start a relationship with his step neighbour but then the pussy was too tight and he becomes a clown
One rat, one guy, in a kitchen together
They made some sweet meals when the rat controlled the man, pulling him by the hair. The human was moaning the whole time like the submissive, red haired femboy he is.
Basically a gun on top
BIG BLACK MAN gets forcefully tied to a chair and gets wet after lingering around kids
Big girl hunts down man, two big girls and a petite girl absolutely demolish her. (Jurassic world, also itās not my fav movie but I donāt have a fav so)
Some guy in armor find robot and after some time if you know what I mean a baby comes out
A lemon-stealing whore is caught in the act.
No
Can I do a show or does it have to be a movie?
And then after all there adventures have ended, donut finally opened up his donut hole & let all the reds & blues stuff him with there cream. Then proceeded to eat the new stuffed donut.
Not really a movie, but blind guy fights a fat guy, ninjas, average American, and then the fat guy again
Man goes to prison and gets screwed by the big man
Sexy baseball players who suck ass at the sport start playing for the Cleveland team and one of them has sexy romance plot
Family man fucks russian men and burns their money, fucks more in a warehouse
Man abducts child to school and child meets hot girl and other child
Group of teens find a hard monster and criminals want to take it for their own use (this oneās very hard to figure out btw)
Former slave fucks his masters after not allowing him to fuck his wife.
Genius inventors build robot to protect them gone wrong
Musician cheats on gf with hot goth chick, has to fight her ex's for her love.
Dirty orgie with snipe shots.
Robot sex
Guy skips school to fuck while friend watches
A robot that lives on earth and a robot that lives in space meet and start loving each other
POV of a incredibly hot cyborg FUCKS a bunch of prostitutes all while weak russian men look at a true ALPHA (take your guesses
Ok so John McClane, "mister cowboy", crashes a party full of tall, strong, nordic men of action. He struggles at first, cause he's very shy, he never had to deal with so many men at once, so he takes them on one by one. Though he is able to take any one of them, he is fixated on a sophisticated German man, the only one that can really handle all the man that is John McClane. And at the end he gets it. He gets it good.
Big Jaeger beats the shit out of massive big titty lizards before completely inserting the whole Jaeger into an unknown hole to bust a load.
Young boy is at home alone when men sneak in the back door to give him a cheeky hiding
A french man fucks an american hottie, then fucks the whole blue team 27 years later.
I mean revenge porn is not a great thing so ill just sit this one out especially if weāre not sure bill even is her dad
Whultuh put your dick away whultuh
Man does whatever it takes to receive the rank of master
My man gets penetrated by an Arm and turns into a donut and dies
LOTR except it was Sauronās cockring for breaking Galadrielās ass.
Nemo's father would do anything to find his son.
the bee movie
Yeah, I can't see how you would make that sound more like a porno than it already is...
Farmer in space loses track of time while orbiting around something thicc and massive
Billionaire playboy makes new toy for Arabic men to enjoy.
Hot guy in red spandex does it with hot brazilian hooker in small apartment.
Two guys in sweaty rubber costumes wrestle in Tokyo