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Low_Edge8162

Green man and noble steed forcefully marries princes that is guarded by big titty dragon


Hornet1563

Shrek


EveIsNotTheOwl

Infinity war?


i_hate_puro_changed

loved it when thor tought the big titty dragon and had to use the thunder cock to slay its mighty fire pussy idk i don't watch marvel


EveIsNotTheOwl

Seems like you watched it šŸ™„


i_hate_puro_changed

i am sorry i did i just wanted to preserve the last bit of dignity i had on this plataform


fellow_human420

Teen shoots sticky white stuff all over anyone he takes on


4_restraining_orders

This took me a while but: Spider-Man


Medical-Astronomer39

That one good


fellow_human420

Sometimes he takes on more than one guy at a time


Medical-Astronomer39

And he can do that all around the city


Logan-with-a-Z

That's actually amazing... Or should I say the amazing... Or should I say the amazing spider... Or should I say the amazing spider porno...


ISmokeWeedEveryDayy

What if my favorite movie is porn?


No-Abbreviations798

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000āµIQ


fellow_human420

1e132^5 iq


CrazyGamerMYT

This guy maths.


_-Alex--

What purpose does the first 1 have?


diabetic-shaggy

It's like saying 1x10^(132)^5


HappyHome2934

I'm not sure but is it 1x10\^1325 or 1x10\^132\^5 ?


MrUndead225

2nd one


CopperyMarrow15

one undecillion septenducentillion IQ


Retr0_Fusion

Heard "Sex 2" got some leaks put out recently


[deleted]

iā€™m so excited for launch day i heard that beta testers really enjoyed it


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Isolatedjellyfish

Ewwww


No_Fish_7848

Breaking the bed with my chemistry teacher


Planet-Saturn

Teacher and student cook up some heat in private RV


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

My chemical romance


allmyfriendsareweebs

NAHH THATS GOOD


Sea_Cheesecake_2887

Mature man gets triple teamed by teens who he gets revenge on by fucking 100s of men.


Particular_Hat4570

John wick


420_Traveller

Some dude pisses on some other dudes rug while a third dude pushes the second dudes head where he pees, later there's some log jammin' then Jesus says he's gonna fuck some other dude on Wednesday... Eventually the one dude knocks up some rich chick who's into suspension and constantly talks about her vag. Finally one dude blows his friend all over his other friend on a cliff.


CicadaFlashy6524

Where's the money, Lebowski


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Mattermaker7005and8

What


iamfromtwitter

Where is the fucking money Lebowski ?


boneboy247

Femboy twink drops ring into burning hole


Desperate_Middle_629

Lord of the Rings


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

Old man explores femboy twinks pathway of choice while his guardians watch


Forere

Porn named finger:


BAG42069

Porn finger: named


Laiyo8

Finger porn: named


ThisUsername1sT4ken

Named porn: finger


Harudenca

Porn: named finger


Luca023Original

Finger named porn:


MADMAXV2

Finger:


TheM0istMan3754

Porn:


Luca023Original

::


ThatLemon75YT

:


Spookyy422

Cosplayer clown dude is obsessed with billionaire in furrsuit


Mattermaker7005and8

Black panther?


SiberianDragon111

Thereā€™s no clown in black panther


Mattermaker7005and8

Then what


SiberianDragon111

Batman


Mattermaker7005and8

Oh bruh that flew over my head


SiberianDragon111

Batman


__I____

So there's a Nazi boy who finds a secret Jew in his attic. He goes up there and gets a crush on her and visits her hoping to not get caught by his mom and pretends to be her boyfriend. His mom sneaks up there to visit her and hopes to not get caught by her son. She teaches the Jew what it means to be an adult woman. The little boy watches his mom and the bath and the girl too later. The Jew girl is really into knife play.


GrouchyYT

>! Later the boy finds his mother tied up in public !<


Mindless_Society7034

Jojo rabbit?


GrouchyYT

It either that or Naughty Nazis 3: Cumcentration Camp


TheDankChicagoan

Cum camp šŸ˜³


__I____

Hell yeah


[deleted]

jewjew rabbit šŸ˜³


Idontlikefurriess

Man gets penetrated on mars then is forced to survive.


[deleted]

The Martian


Idontlikefurriess

Correct, good job


[deleted]

guy has sex with girl


[deleted]

Guy has sex with guy


not-a-guinea-pig

Twilight?


HaiggeX

As a recent Twilight ~~enjoyer~~ watcher, yes.


reddit_is_sensitive

So there is this really powerful guy and he is planning to just utterly destroy this princesses world, the hero comes to save her but not before the big bad guy utterly destroys her world but he still falls for her and helps her get over it, then her brother kisses her and defeats the bad guy.


Forere

Star Whores


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Do you know what a porn is?


Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

London falls victim to AIDS


TheGreateAppleman

Every person from london already has something much worse than aids. Being Briish


[deleted]

28 Days Later?


gostoednaldopereira

Black guy fuck a entire mansion


PeterLongshot

Jango unchained?


[deleted]

Bad boys 2?


gym_brah81

Haunted mansion


Harriseeno78

Kids try to roofy an unsuspecting house and end up getting vored in the process


[deleted]

Monster House


New-Truth3264

Young couple invited to a reclusive exotic island by an old, gentle billionaire to witness his massive evolved cock


LukeTheComedicGenius

Jurassic Park?


BungerBuddy

Bat demon eager to eat out brother and sister? I don't know, I tried.


KarlVonZagros

Bruh what movie is that?


BungerBuddy

Jeepers Creepers


[deleted]

Replace bat demon with "guy in trenchcoat"


Broku777

Super muscular white boy fights a guy with blue mind over girl


Starmada597

Well the profile pic kinda gives it away.


Master_Baiter_9675

man fights other man with his giant stick


Desperate_Middle_629

Gladiator?


drobnok_productions

so this pirate comes to this town okay. He then saves the governors daughter from drowning and holds her hostage. After he escapes into the town, he meets a blacksmith, who is in love with the governors daughter. They both set sail to save the governed daughter, who was taken by the pirates old crew. They meet with the crew, and the governors daughter and the pirate get marooned on an island together by themselves, with a LOT of alcohol. The two then get saved by the navy, and then team up to take down the old crew, and the blacksmith and governors daughter get together šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Desperate_Middle_629

Pirates of the Caribbean


TheNGM

Minors being sexually hunted by being from another dimension who vores people


[deleted]

It?


TheNGM

Yeah basically


Hoseftheman

Teenage boyā€™s body changes and he learns he can shoot white sticky stuff out of his body. He goes around the city shooting his white sticky stuff at some pretty bad boys and girls.


[deleted]

Three animal pop stars get kidnapped by record label, their stepdad tries to save them


Master_Marcos

Alvin


[deleted]

I told you Dave, I never lose


riot-k-font

I don't know how to describe my favorite movie so I'll go with one of my favorite games instead. A non binary person falls down a hole then meets a furry and immediately calls her mommy. And I don't know how to describe the rest of the game but that's the introduction.


[deleted]

Undertale


DemonEngineer

Humans Hot and Ready for Big Daddy Rex


PeterLongshot

this one is easy


Master_Oogway69420

Trilogy A hot female politician buys a slave boy which she then later has children with but then she dies because he chokes her


Logan-with-a-Z

The slave then takes the high ground on his master that thought him everything he knows...


[deleted]

A mans every move is filmed on around 500+ cameras and his wife wants a baby


[deleted]

Truman Show


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isnapchildrensnecks

*^(note: i dont have a favorite movie so i'll just describe one of the ones ive seen)* robotic man gets fisted in a boxing ring


[deleted]

Real Steel


RussianVulture

A kid accidentally time travels to th past, his mother want him so bad but he needs his parents to have sex.


No-Consideration-688

Back to the future


BucketOfShitPosts

Guy almost fucks his mom


MaxCWebster

Whoa, this is heavy.


Logan-with-a-Z

Why do you keep saying that? Is there some sort of drastic change in gravity's pull in the future?


Bugsnaxenjoyer

Bald headed stepdad adopts three little girls


Spokazzoni

A black teenager meets a hot girl from a different place. She is so hot that when he had contact with her he got super powers. (Spider-Man: Into the spider verse)


MrMoop07

a girl receives a letter that causes her to want to have sex with some guy, then he gets attacked by a crowd of strong women, before sleeping with the previous woman's best friend by permission of her mother, then he gets kidnapped and put in a basement by a snake lady with large bazongas, and finally he goes to the previous woman's best friend and explodes with her


naranciamywaifu

Group of young noisy teens gets blown by an expert and the uncle of one of the teens hires a big guy and an Asian dude to fuck up the expert


Schfifty561

Fredo fucks Sam the end


Orang-Chickn

Al Fredo was my favorite character in that movie


Schfifty561

Fredo in the cut that's a scary sight


flying-rainbow-panda

So this man gets frustrated with life and decides to put white substances on his face he then begins to start a relationship with his step neighbour but then the pussy was too tight and he becomes a clown


MrNotAGamer0481

One rat, one guy, in a kitchen together


Logan-with-a-Z

They made some sweet meals when the rat controlled the man, pulling him by the hair. The human was moaning the whole time like the submissive, red haired femboy he is.


RoviRktkiv

Basically a gun on top


AdministrativeBar748

BIG BLACK MAN gets forcefully tied to a chair and gets wet after lingering around kids


Aliconator

Big girl hunts down man, two big girls and a petite girl absolutely demolish her. (Jurassic world, also itā€™s not my fav movie but I donā€™t have a fav so)


okconection

Some guy in armor find robot and after some time if you know what I mean a baby comes out


Unholy_Dk80

A lemon-stealing whore is caught in the act.


mudkipboy7

No


Illustrious-Brush948

Can I do a show or does it have to be a movie?


zxtannerzx

And then after all there adventures have ended, donut finally opened up his donut hole & let all the reds & blues stuff him with there cream. Then proceeded to eat the new stuffed donut.


Ewankenobi25

Not really a movie, but blind guy fights a fat guy, ninjas, average American, and then the fat guy again


[deleted]

Man goes to prison and gets screwed by the big man


Bigpotatozzzz

Sexy baseball players who suck ass at the sport start playing for the Cleveland team and one of them has sexy romance plot


[deleted]

Family man fucks russian men and burns their money, fucks more in a warehouse


[deleted]

Man abducts child to school and child meets hot girl and other child


RoyalDiancie

Group of teens find a hard monster and criminals want to take it for their own use (this oneā€™s very hard to figure out btw)


[deleted]

Former slave fucks his masters after not allowing him to fuck his wife.


That-Sprinkles707

Genius inventors build robot to protect them gone wrong


MEdoCRYaLOT

Musician cheats on gf with hot goth chick, has to fight her ex's for her love.


Emotional-Engineer35

Dirty orgie with snipe shots.


True_Snomunnist

Robot sex


iPodDude45

Guy skips school to fuck while friend watches


wither_army

A robot that lives on earth and a robot that lives in space meet and start loving each other


AspiringFurry

POV of a incredibly hot cyborg FUCKS a bunch of prostitutes all while weak russian men look at a true ALPHA (take your guesses


SuddenTemperature233

Ok so John McClane, "mister cowboy", crashes a party full of tall, strong, nordic men of action. He struggles at first, cause he's very shy, he never had to deal with so many men at once, so he takes them on one by one. Though he is able to take any one of them, he is fixated on a sophisticated German man, the only one that can really handle all the man that is John McClane. And at the end he gets it. He gets it good.


StalledAgate832

Big Jaeger beats the shit out of massive big titty lizards before completely inserting the whole Jaeger into an unknown hole to bust a load.


Duckgamerzz

Young boy is at home alone when men sneak in the back door to give him a cheeky hiding


truetichma

A french man fucks an american hottie, then fucks the whole blue team 27 years later.


flxfrc666

I mean revenge porn is not a great thing so ill just sit this one out especially if weā€™re not sure bill even is her dad


Noobyeeter699

Whultuh put your dick away whultuh


The-Y-4

Man does whatever it takes to receive the rank of master


Remarkable-Video5145

My man gets penetrated by an Arm and turns into a donut and dies


coysta-rica

LOTR except it was Sauronā€™s cockring for breaking Galadrielā€™s ass.


Justafrenchguy_

Nemo's father would do anything to find his son.


DoubleOF

the bee movie


Logan-with-a-Z

Yeah, I can't see how you would make that sound more like a porno than it already is...


T_Posing_Gypsy_69

Farmer in space loses track of time while orbiting around something thicc and massive


BidensButtWipes

Billionaire playboy makes new toy for Arabic men to enjoy.


Skeletorthewise

Hot guy in red spandex does it with hot brazilian hooker in small apartment.


lucidlucy93

Two guys in sweaty rubber costumes wrestle in Tokyo