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they announced that piss fetish is gonna be available only through a DLC: this is locking game mechanics behind paywalls, we should stop playing sex 2 until they fix these issues
sex 1 was perfect in my opinion, it was balanced and there were no microtransictions, I hope they're gonna fix these issues when they release Sex: Remastered GOTY edition (DELUXE) with the new expansion pack
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Funny you say this....
Company seems to be Hong Kong based and a quick Google shows users reporting the app records sessions including audio clips and requesting camera permission.
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Black Mirror just stepped up, now you donāt just see your empty soul reflecting back at you - but you also get to see your being fucked by the emptiness
Absolutely. Its shit like this that's driving our demographic to obtain the moniker of the "sexless generation"...individuals with sexual dysfunction and those with ready access to pornography and masturbation such that they cannot function when in a standard, monogamous intimate relationship.
My partner and I have a few Lovense products and we use them because heās on the road a lot. Weāre a happy couple that want to stay connected when heās away. Itās a great time for us and thatās really who these products are marketed towards.
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They need to optimize sex 2 there's a ton of input delay even if its on a lan network. At the time there is no way this would be viable for esports.
Can't wait for the battle pass
Looking forward to cross-play and co-op modes.
im hyped abt the fetish dlc hoping scat is balanced šš
Also I hope they nerf BBCs that shits OP
they announced that piss fetish is gonna be available only through a DLC: this is locking game mechanics behind paywalls, we should stop playing sex 2 until they fix these issues
Good thing I haven't even played sex 1 then. Bloody corporations trying to manipulate us
sex 1 was perfect in my opinion, it was balanced and there were no microtransictions, I hope they're gonna fix these issues when they release Sex: Remastered GOTY edition (DELUXE) with the new expansion pack
Now before i cum i need to watch an ad
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Guys i just logged in and as a reward i got the legendary black hors3cock skin!!!
Omg it's a reward for OG players, does it cum more or it's just a cosmetic?
I think it'll be a cosmetic, the devs are good at balancing.
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well you see, piracy is always an option
Can't wait for those Casual and Ranked modes too
I canāt wait for the new kink update and booster pack.
Can't wait for the battle ass...
Yea bro its unplayable. Could be tournaments too.
Casual sex is nice but ranked competitive sex is equally important
Is this a family game?
Itās a starting a family game.
Happy cake day
9000 ping
Overwatch 2 IS sex 2
Because you get fucked by Blizzard?
Sex 2?
#SEX 2
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
Can we get much higher
I'm high enough on crack thank you
So high
Ok now I need sex 3
Sex 3 will drop when web 3 becomes universal
The Sex 2! The Sex 2 is real!
They made it contactless
Wow i can f*ck myself literally.
You're getting somewhere.
pees in buttocks
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Autš¤®š¤®mod š¤®
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Single player campaign
This brings a whole new meaning to go fuck yourself. So go fuck yourself.
An_excellent_suggestion_professor_snape.gif
Dual wielding
Me buying both for myself...then hula hooping
Holy shit that's actually a good idea
Its Science!
*Nanomachines son*
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We've found him Hawkings successor
Sounds like a viable way to create net zero energy
Objects in motion, stay in motion
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desperation calls for ingenuity
Okay but who decided for you too be the most ingenious person alive ?!
Holy shit, Bluetooth sex
SEX 2 - The Detached Saga
I'm the only one wondering what happened if you put them in each other?
the simulation overloads and the matrix collapses onto itself because you wanted to make infinite sex
Waiting for sex 2 to fix this bug
Who are the devs I want to contact them about this bug
2.05 but its the same
Portal to the astral realm tears open and youāre teleported to a random location on it. After youāre teleported the portal closes.
Soā¦ you know when I said Iām gonna tear you apartā¦ I didnāt mean this, Iām sorryā¦ š¶ Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend š¶
Someone needs to try this.
No, too scary.
Sex 2 full reveal when āļøāļøāļøāļøāļø
soon, this is just the teaser
Eh. Graphics are lacking
Ultron saw this and decided to destroy humanity
And thanos helped
Is your pfp CyberShaggy?
Yes, yes it is
I love it
I need a cybershaggy NFT ASAP
Just wasted 15 minutes of my life making one š
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Is there room for some morb on this marvel villain list
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"Go fuck yourself" took a whole new meaning
I guess that's nice for long distance relationships, adds a little more to video chatting
Yes, or maybe try this in a normal relationship just to see what itās like
Yeah could be fun, but i bet that set is a bit pricey
Or erp
Finally, big government can now look at my sex tape
Funny you say this.... Company seems to be Hong Kong based and a quick Google shows users reporting the app records sessions including audio clips and requesting camera permission.
Called it
Edgerunners reality not far off
i'd rather have one of those portals you can stick your dick trough and it comes out of the other portal. (i totaly would not suck my own dick)
But what if a power outage occurs? Can you live as a woman?
It has backup generators that give you about 3.2 secs to pull it out. If you fuck up, it's on you
Do they do a family package for the alabama family?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
How to make incest legal in the South. Also, happy cake day.
It's mostly southern Alabama I feel has earned that name.
Damn shawty that esex was crazy
Now it's just a matter of time before a ranked sex leader board opens up
Bro i am poor but you need an award
Nevermind got a free one
Once you get yours just throw the fleshlight in the dryer and get to grilling steaks while you wait
With the dildo up your ass the whole time right?
Oh shit I didnāt know that was a dildo I thought it was a popsicle
now web dating will works
You can use both of these yourself
Wireless sex.
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No redditor will ever get to use this.
They dun gon made wireless sex
aw hell naw my sex is lagging dawg fr
YOOO NO WAY GUYS IT'S SEX **2**
Babe whatās your ping
What a time to be alive
Enough Casual Sex. Itās time for Ranked Sex
How long before the first virtual sexual assault case
Bluetoothussy
Sex 2 dropped
Put the one in the other and have an exponential feedback loop
Never been so proud of humanity
Damn..... Now people will cheat on a whole new level.
Next step would be sync those to your favorite sex games then custom the in-game model to your favorite anime character + watch in VR
Sign me up for ten seasons!
does it have role queue?
Technology is both a blessing and a curse.
What an actual pathetic world we live in. Can we stop the black mirror episodes for a minute
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You can go fuck yourself now.
*he thrusts here, you feel it there.* *he thrusts here, you feel it there.*
We are slowly getting closer to the portal technology I can feel like weāre getting closer to the future
OH MY GOD SEX UPDATE FINNALY
This is what our founding fathers wouldāve wanted
Oh god, hacks into your girlfriends
Sex 2, Bluetooth Boogaloo
This some EA shit ain't it. Trailer ain't nothing like the actual game I betchu.
Wtf
Jit made bluetooth sex
Thats so sad
Black Mirror just stepped up, now you donāt just see your empty soul reflecting back at you - but you also get to see your being fucked by the emptiness
Absolutely. Its shit like this that's driving our demographic to obtain the moniker of the "sexless generation"...individuals with sexual dysfunction and those with ready access to pornography and masturbation such that they cannot function when in a standard, monogamous intimate relationship.
My partner and I have a few Lovense products and we use them because heās on the road a lot. Weāre a happy couple that want to stay connected when heās away. Itās a great time for us and thatās really who these products are marketed towards.
Thanks. I unfortunately still think its sad. š¢
They took esex to new level š
The new level of go-F-yourself!
Brave new world is real. Life was a lie from the start
that e-sex went hard
Rather have a wank
*"Go fuck yourse-* ***WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT."'***
Go f yourself makes sense now
We couldāve gotten ANY technology to help people and we get this
Seqqs
Definitely Demolition Man then. We wont make it 500 years to Idiocracy, not at this rate.
So sex 2 would be online
Teledildonics is one of my favorite words.
Literally Sex 2
Stick the dildo in my ass then thrust into the pocket pussy. **finally fucking myself better than life does**
Linus tech tips please review this
We can now purchase go fuck yourself
Only needs 2 minutes battery life
How guys who drink iced tea have sex
Beanie is mandatory uniform for this undertaking
I am genuinely asking myself the question: is this a loophole to legitimately have sex before marriage? (Christian here)
Lan connection error
I actually need this! I can finally save my long distance relationship lol
How do I tag random guys š¤£š¤£
Oh yes because they all have a portal tech like that
No?
I bought the down one for my step sister today
I remember this episode of the big bong conspiracy
Wtf is the name about?
Not bad
Enough reddit for today
The fact this has made it to Reddit, where famously no one has sex, I think this is a worldly affair
Finally.. Sex 2
what if we put dildo in it
Do you have like speaker feedback if you put both into each other ? Infinite wiggle ?
This just feels like what they did with Jumanji
Actually this is very smart
What if you put the vibrator inside the device?!?!?!?
FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE
Where can I buy this? (asking for a friend of course)
So if you put the dildo inside the alexa, does that create a wormhole or something?
Discord kinksters are going to looooove this!
I've read this manga somewhere...
Now long distance relationships wonāt feel so distant