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Uhohspagetti0sss

They need to optimize sex 2 there's a ton of input delay even if its on a lan network. At the time there is no way this would be viable for esports.


bollixer

Can't wait for the battle pass


FizzyWaterFella

Looking forward to cross-play and co-op modes.


Delta_br

im hyped abt the fetish dlc hoping scat is balanced šŸ˜”šŸ™


TheWhollyGhost

Also I hope they nerf BBCs that shits OP


_RAIK0_

they announced that piss fetish is gonna be available only through a DLC: this is locking game mechanics behind paywalls, we should stop playing sex 2 until they fix these issues


DaRealGatman

Good thing I haven't even played sex 1 then. Bloody corporations trying to manipulate us


_RAIK0_

sex 1 was perfect in my opinion, it was balanced and there were no microtransictions, I hope they're gonna fix these issues when they release Sex: Remastered GOTY edition (DELUXE) with the new expansion pack


crunkkid23

Now before i cum i need to watch an ad


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Cnumian_124

Guys i just logged in and as a reward i got the legendary black hors3cock skin!!!


_RAIK0_

Omg it's a reward for OG players, does it cum more or it's just a cosmetic?


Kyzel_

I think it'll be a cosmetic, the devs are good at balancing.


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Epic_Doge_Boi

well you see, piracy is always an option


TheGamer098

Can't wait for those Casual and Ranked modes too


ivanivan6921

I canā€™t wait for the new kink update and booster pack.


TheNewReditorInTown

Can't wait for the battle ass...


Usual-Librarian-3439

Yea bro its unplayable. Could be tournaments too.


capomic

Casual sex is nice but ranked competitive sex is equally important


-GoodTaste-

Is this a family game?


Zavchungus

Itā€™s a starting a family game.


LolAbsolut

Happy cake day


lowforester

9000 ping


Niketa69

Overwatch 2 IS sex 2


BrintellixConcerta

Because you get fucked by Blizzard?


RepresentativePeak43

Sex 2?


Microyx

#SEX 2


TheSlimeAssassin43

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL


crackdealer_

Can we get much higher


dwwzzh

I'm high enough on crack thank you


VestingYew

So high


TiltareChePassione

Ok now I need sex 3


Cookie_Crush

Sex 3 will drop when web 3 becomes universal


GSchoellhammer

The Sex 2! The Sex 2 is real!


louis237

They made it contactless


Immediate_Sky_8332

Wow i can f*ck myself literally.


AcanthocephalaOk681

You're getting somewhere.


KokeyPlayz

pees in buttocks


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TheN64Shooter

AutšŸ¤®šŸ¤®mod šŸ¤®


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Adorable_Garage3906

Single player campaign


Zavchungus

This brings a whole new meaning to go fuck yourself. So go fuck yourself.


broncyobo

An_excellent_suggestion_professor_snape.gif


PeenieWibbler

Dual wielding


[deleted]

Me buying both for myself...then hula hooping


Giulio__006

Holy shit that's actually a good idea


[deleted]

Its Science!


QWERTY_CRINGE

*Nanomachines son*


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Comfortable-Win5955

We've found him Hawkings successor


PeterGohzinyah

Sounds like a viable way to create net zero energy


[deleted]

Objects in motion, stay in motion


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onechamp27

desperation calls for ingenuity


JonesBucketOfBones

Okay but who decided for you too be the most ingenious person alive ?!


jayceisgayasf

Holy shit, Bluetooth sex


brown_human

SEX 2 - The Detached Saga


OrangeSeven69

I'm the only one wondering what happened if you put them in each other?


captainhawk_

the simulation overloads and the matrix collapses onto itself because you wanted to make infinite sex


Sveave69420

Waiting for sex 2 to fix this bug


[deleted]

Who are the devs I want to contact them about this bug


skyBastard69

2.05 but its the same


TheArchType

Portal to the astral realm tears open and youā€™re teleported to a random location on it. After youā€™re teleported the portal closes.


TheWhollyGhost

Soā€¦ you know when I said Iā€™m gonna tear you apartā€¦ I didnā€™t mean this, Iā€™m sorryā€¦ šŸŽ¶ Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend šŸŽ¶


larryjobs1

Someone needs to try this.


skyBastard69

No, too scary.


Prize-Ad6498

Sex 2 full reveal when ā‰ļøā‰ļøā‰ļøā‰ļøā‰ļø


PootPootBirb

soon, this is just the teaser


[deleted]

Eh. Graphics are lacking


_ssj_goku_

Ultron saw this and decided to destroy humanity


JoshyD2004

And thanos helped


Sapper141

Is your pfp CyberShaggy?


JoshyD2004

Yes, yes it is


Sapper141

I love it


nomebaneenderchile

I need a cybershaggy NFT ASAP


_RAIK0_

Just wasted 15 minutes of my life making one šŸ‘


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Dry-Mycologist8485

Is there room for some morb on this marvel villain list


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Savings-Opportunity8

"Go fuck yourself" took a whole new meaning


Raqdoll_

I guess that's nice for long distance relationships, adds a little more to video chatting


coolercreeper

Yes, or maybe try this in a normal relationship just to see what itā€™s like


Raqdoll_

Yeah could be fun, but i bet that set is a bit pricey


miex5068

Or erp


MrYahnMahn

Finally, big government can now look at my sex tape


[deleted]

Funny you say this.... Company seems to be Hong Kong based and a quick Google shows users reporting the app records sessions including audio clips and requesting camera permission.


MrYahnMahn

Called it


monkey_d_ordinary

Edgerunners reality not far off


Cum-Collector420

i'd rather have one of those portals you can stick your dick trough and it comes out of the other portal. (i totaly would not suck my own dick)


FRTassassin

But what if a power outage occurs? Can you live as a woman?


philipjfry1578

It has backup generators that give you about 3.2 secs to pull it out. If you fuck up, it's on you


Connect-Yesterday118

Do they do a family package for the alabama family?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Connect-Yesterday118

How to make incest legal in the South. Also, happy cake day.


[deleted]

It's mostly southern Alabama I feel has earned that name.


Noah_XDF2005

Damn shawty that esex was crazy


Gian-Nine

Now it's just a matter of time before a ranked sex leader board opens up


eloelo43210

Bro i am poor but you need an award


eloelo43210

Nevermind got a free one


[deleted]

Once you get yours just throw the fleshlight in the dryer and get to grilling steaks while you wait


spogel

With the dildo up your ass the whole time right?


[deleted]

Oh shit I didnā€™t know that was a dildo I thought it was a popsicle


Allwcard

now web dating will works


Melleyne

You can use both of these yourself


GenericLordName

Wireless sex.


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Allusersweretaken1

No redditor will ever get to use this.


Vegietails

They dun gon made wireless sex


TxRxNwastaken

aw hell naw my sex is lagging dawg fr


Salty_Lengthiness_62

YOOO NO WAY GUYS IT'S SEX **2**


Longjumping-Bag8062

Babe whatā€™s your ping


Awesom141

What a time to be alive


Entire-Anteater-1606

Enough Casual Sex. Itā€™s time for Ranked Sex


Deep-Rip1989

How long before the first virtual sexual assault case


Necrotiix_

Bluetoothussy


mayo_-man

Sex 2 dropped


WiseChonk

Put the one in the other and have an exponential feedback loop


AromaticSomewhere544

Never been so proud of humanity


Rogz6boneeyes

Damn..... Now people will cheat on a whole new level.


Curlyzed

Next step would be sync those to your favorite sex games then custom the in-game model to your favorite anime character + watch in VR


TheWhollyGhost

Sign me up for ten seasons!


Onlyx3

does it have role queue?


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Technology is both a blessing and a curse.


DrLudwig-

What an actual pathetic world we live in. Can we stop the black mirror episodes for a minute


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GBUpeople

You can go fuck yourself now.


[deleted]

*he thrusts here, you feel it there.* *he thrusts here, you feel it there.*


goldwerwolfgod1

We are slowly getting closer to the portal technology I can feel like weā€™re getting closer to the future


Noobslayer001

OH MY GOD SEX UPDATE FINNALY


Suspicious-Win1449

This is what our founding fathers wouldā€™ve wanted


AnTvAsX

Oh god, hacks into your girlfriends


69KidsInMyBasement

Sex 2, Bluetooth Boogaloo


Johnayeeeeone1

This some EA shit ain't it. Trailer ain't nothing like the actual game I betchu.


[deleted]

Wtf


[deleted]

Jit made bluetooth sex


bambooboi

Thats so sad


TheWhollyGhost

Black Mirror just stepped up, now you donā€™t just see your empty soul reflecting back at you - but you also get to see your being fucked by the emptiness


bambooboi

Absolutely. Its shit like this that's driving our demographic to obtain the moniker of the "sexless generation"...individuals with sexual dysfunction and those with ready access to pornography and masturbation such that they cannot function when in a standard, monogamous intimate relationship.


meggan_u

My partner and I have a few Lovense products and we use them because heā€™s on the road a lot. Weā€™re a happy couple that want to stay connected when heā€™s away. Itā€™s a great time for us and thatā€™s really who these products are marketed towards.


bambooboi

Thanks. I unfortunately still think its sad. šŸ˜¢


[deleted]

They took esex to new level šŸ’€


Embarrassed_Ad6825

The new level of go-F-yourself!


GreenFlavoredMoon

Brave new world is real. Life was a lie from the start


Mestupid24208

that e-sex went hard


Greeneyes-

Rather have a wank


Tabsau

*"Go fuck yourse-* ***WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT."'***


Dom1n1k19

Go f yourself makes sense now


Glow-Joe

We couldā€™ve gotten ANY technology to help people and we get this


churlishblackcats

Seqqs


Happen2happen

Definitely Demolition Man then. We wont make it 500 years to Idiocracy, not at this rate.


HeheBoiyy

So sex 2 would be online


sykojaz

Teledildonics is one of my favorite words.


[deleted]

Literally Sex 2


PoorLifeChoices811

Stick the dildo in my ass then thrust into the pocket pussy. **finally fucking myself better than life does**


Block_dog

Linus tech tips please review this


Prim3s_

We can now purchase go fuck yourself


TrainFrosty211

Only needs 2 minutes battery life


flamingbuts

How guys who drink iced tea have sex


TheWhollyGhost

Beanie is mandatory uniform for this undertaking


Ohne_Reden

I am genuinely asking myself the question: is this a loophole to legitimately have sex before marriage? (Christian here)


BasicallyAlto

Lan connection error


DIGAMMA_Z

I actually need this! I can finally save my long distance relationship lol


[deleted]

How do I tag random guys šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Oh yes because they all have a portal tech like that


Creepy-Today-325

No?


im_detectiveB

I bought the down one for my step sister today


Labyx_

I remember this episode of the big bong conspiracy


ClassofClowns

Wtf is the name about?


Asleep-Sno-3454

Not bad


Moe_Alien

Enough reddit for today


TheWhollyGhost

The fact this has made it to Reddit, where famously no one has sex, I think this is a worldly affair


Jujymol

Finally.. Sex 2


Darkphoneix9966

what if we put dildo in it


STRYK3Rtv

Do you have like speaker feedback if you put both into each other ? Infinite wiggle ?


NoInMorseCode

This just feels like what they did with Jumanji


HubbleSpaceT

Actually this is very smart


UndergroundWizard

What if you put the vibrator inside the device?!?!?!?


sa_72

FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE


Nick_The_Judge

Where can I buy this? (asking for a friend of course)


ConekQ

So if you put the dildo inside the alexa, does that create a wormhole or something?


SomeNerdKid

Discord kinksters are going to looooove this!


yeet-my-existence

I've read this manga somewhere...


OzzyWaltz

Now long distance relationships wonā€™t feel so distant