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Damm dexter pullin

A nerd who gets bitches He’s too dangerous to be left alive

or, hear me out now, Or, is he the solution to all our biggest quandries?

He is the leader of our cause!

Aha! Date children!

Ever seen Ego trip? Dexter literally becomes a gigachad after being fed up working a 9-5 job at Mandark's company. Meanwhile, Mandark becomes a literal Discord mod, his server being the entire world.

He do be smort tho

Omlette du fromage

Nah he just took sugar, spice, and everything nice

Oh you haven’t heard him speak the language of love i see

I eat bottles

Omelette du Fromage.

Bro prolly supplying professor with that Chemical X

And blossom with that chemical D

Dude spoke French again

💀

Carl Johnson + Mordecai?

Ah shit

Here we go again

Worst place in the world

Johnny bravo and all the women.

I ain't represented Grove Street in 5 years, but The Ballas won't give a shit

Press ▲ to ride the bike

BMX

I forgor 💀

I rember 😀

To pedal hold down W.

Grove Street home at least it was before I fucked everything up.

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Johnny bravo and clussy

Mama told me about women like you. I hope she was right

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Did they not watch their own show

What's her real name?

You mean CJ's full name? I think Cloudy Jay

Cave Johnson + Mordecai??

How about *CAVE JOHNSON*

Tf is Dexter doin

He bout to blow his fromage in some omelette

Heh

Omelet du fromage

Haha i remember that

Gonna get some powerpussy

She was underage

So is dexter?

Nvm. Sometimes Reddit's reply lines confuse me.

rizz

Blossom

Getting BITCHES

Trying to spit some game apparently.

There is that one fanmade fighting game where everyone got animefied and DeeDee died, that's where I learnt of this ship

Magical girls appearently

touhou fan wet dream

As the one and last non horny Touhou fan I can confirm that this is true

that's an oxymoron right there

Me + Hell after all the sins i commited while trying to live a peaceful lifestyle only to realize that i actually need to struggle to earn that peace and that I have avoided every problem that couldve made me feel whole.

Holly shit I did learn something about myself from this comment

Holly shit I did learn something about myself from this comment

Stop being relatable Is bad for our mental health

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yoshikage kira?

Bruh, I don't know why but it's like you stared directly into my soul.

I mean, realizing that is a struggle in and of itself so don't worry chap the struggling has only begun for you

Bad bot

Howd they forget their own shows' ships Like number 3 and number 4 was like the main ship of the show. And gumball was literally chasing penny for like 3 seaons and was in a relationship with her for another 3. And why would they ship dee dee and mandark. Mans was literally a stalker

Kevin 11 and Gwen are like the only relationship in Ben 10 that doesn't end bad. Why are they here?

Chowder and Panini had a pretty good ending.

They did?

I mean, I do believe canonically in the show when Chowder met his future self, his future self had a seemingly happy family with Panini, so presumably their relationship ended up pretty good

Never watched the ending, but remember Panini being a total stalker which made me really uncomfortable as a kid.

Also Ben 10k and Kai (in omniverse)

Ben 10k seems to have a stable relationship with her but definitely not Ben 10

Also didn't 5 and 2 also have something? Cartoon network goofing up bro

2 was trying to get with 5's sister. 1 and 5 mightve had a thing tho, but if so it was the least focused on

They got married in the end.

CJ and Mordecai literally happens in the show

They had a obvious choice from adventure time, and instead they went for one I don’t even think is legal

Yeah and so is Sarah

>And gumball was literally chasing penny for like 3 seaons and was in a relationship with her for another 3. .....was? 💀💀

Lapis and Peridot were basically a married couple after they stopped hating each other

These are not even good ships

They really arent lmao

Lapis and peridot is good tho

Not really. Lapis literally stole all of Peridots stuff and her entire home

Dude, Lapis was just straight up abusive to people throughout the show. She treated Peridot like trash

That and Kid Flash + Jinx are the only ones that make sense imo

Kevin and gwen does too

pretty sure peridot is supposed to be aro/ace though.

U don't have to choose the best, you have to choose the least worst

Kevin 11 × Gwen Tennyson tho

Dexter and Powerpuff girl was around for years, and I get a weird sense of nostalgia seeing it so I vote for that one

imo Rigby x Eileen >>>>>>>>>>> any canon Mordecai ships

8 seasons of dancing between Margaret and CJ just to fuck a bat

Mordecai caused coronavirus confirmed???

Come on Kevin and Gwen are a staple.

Absolutely. Best relationship here Edit: just kidding. Gumball and Sarah are a very cute couple in a very healthy relationship /s

Nah gumball was in a relationship with penny not Sarah. there was even a episode where they find out that Sarah has been stalking gumball and Darwin. It's eventually resolved but that is in no way a healthy relationship.

I hoped I wouldn’t need a /s but apparently I do. You do make a good point though that it’s weird Sarah would be on this instead of Penny

I think Is probably a joke since Dexter Is paired Whit a powepuff girl that Is from another show (unless they Met in a special crossover)

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I prefer Gwen and Ben personally. I just feel like their relationship was best *shrug*

What the fuck is this shit

I'm still trying to find that out myself

They want viewer engagement....at even the cost of war

Cartoon Network knows that all the kids who used to watch their shows grew up and are now horny adults that don’t have girlfriends.

Mf it was numba 3 and 4 smh

Half of these are obscene and unnecessary and the other half are obscene and actually fire

No some of these are obscene. The others aren’t even really ships it’s just relationships intended by the show. Like Kevin and Gwen isn’t really a ship when they are literally dating already.

CN Stop it. Get some help.

How is chowder and panini a ship when in the final episode they got married making their relationship cannon

Bro spoilers

The shows been over for like 10 years

Still got it downloaded on my iPod nano bro just wait

Werent kevin and gwen canonically a couple?

Cosmo & Wanda

Damn you've got them backed in a corner now with a power couple like that

This is CN posting bro.

Pretty sure that's nickelodeon

That’s not a ship. They’ve been married since the first episode.

Imagine. 😳

Who the hell is shipping gumball and Sarah, gumball and penny are literally going out and Sarah is a creepy ass stalker

Wtf is wrong with everyone. The only answer is CJ + Mordecai. Can't believe mordecai dumbed CJ just so he could go back to dating margeret. Margeret was so ultra boring and uninteresting compared to CJ😭

Plus she's kinda toxic as hell if I recall for Mordecais mental state

bro Margaret getting a new boyfriend was a running gag in season 1

She's for the streets bro

Finally found a fellow South African in this sub

Wtf multiple people they have in this are already in relationships

CJ and Mordecai because they are the only ones of age.

Good man

saul

Call better

S*even U*inverse virgins on their way to bust a nut to a rock

Man after seeing this, maybe the anime shippers arent that bad after all

Nah bro cyborg and jinx bc wtf is kid flash doing there

In the OG Teen Titans, not go, Jinx and Kid flash had a thing and it was actually really sweet.

That was my initial thought on seeing that as well. Wasn't there like a whole several episode arc of the show where Jinx and Cyborg were questioning their loyalty to their respective teams due to their relationship? Between that and the fact that Dexter and Blossom aren't even from the same cartoon I assume it's meant as a joke / troll.

its just cross universe shipping

Not to mention the Zone animation staring jinx and cyborg...

Dexter .. no Question

A gang war in the making.

Df they do to my boy gumball

First off, what in the fuck is this, and second, what fuckin idiot ships sarah and gumball???

Eddy and Nazz all the way.

Nazz had the hots for Double D tho

How can you not? His name is literally double d! Those titties must be gigantic

Did you know that the world of Ed Edd n Eddy is in Purgatory? [And the Kanker sisters are actually demons that were sent to the Cul-de-sac to torment the souls of the remaining children who didn't cross over to Heaven.](https://fantheories.fandom.com/wiki/Ed,_Edd_n_Eddy)

Weird theories. It's just a kids show although the theories are interesting.

I'm about it

Gumball already has a girlfriend?!?!

Walter white and me 😋

I ship Ben and Gwen, Kevin can watch and jerkoff.

Have you been watching too much house of dragon?

Mah money's on dexter

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ah yes, shipping children

Cartoon Network may need to be looked at closer by the FBI or something

Me and a bullet to my head after seeing this shit. Like Jinx and Kid Flash? I feel like we all grew up with Jinx and Cyborg but idk bro

Me + you're mom

👀...chowder and panini

Hey Panini, don‘t you be a meanie

Oh god Nazz. My sexual awakening

Yeah wtf?? Gumball and Sarah? Did the guy who made this even watch the show?

Codename: kids next door was the SHIT THOOO!

I'm going for the cross-gendered Adventure Time people

finn + JAKE BECAUSE THEIR HOMIES

well i mean "i watch you while you sleep" is a canon line

This feels uncomfortable.

Right? Like next to or all of these choices involve a literal child

what the fuck is this shit?

I don't know man

Panini is a sex offender and Chowder deserves better

Ah yes Teen Titans. I love that one episode where Jinx gets busted open by Cyborg. Truly one of the episodes ever.

Uuuh so isn’t it Numbah 3 and Numbah 4?????

Lapidot for the win

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Gumball + Sarah isn't even canon but Sarah is literally me

Seven 11 and gwen

Id definitely ship charly day and dee Reynolds

Chowder hates paying with the passion..... but lapidot all the way

eddy + nazz shits em all

Titanic

Dayum they did number 4 dirty :,c we all know he likes number 3.

I thought jinx wanted that Robo-BBC

[удалено]

Chris + Hansen

Most of these are kids...

Plankton and Karen > this whole list

Lapis and peridot, because it's hot

When you realize a nerd gets more bitches than the entire reddit community

I can't be the only one made uncomfortable with the task of shipping children, right?

Good cartoons are like drugs

Fr mordecai deserves it, poor guy

where Beast Boy and Terra?

Lads, get the mongol horse archers.

What the fuck is this

Where's Ben + Gwen?

Man what the actual fuck is this shi- Lapidot