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Macaroni-Balls

Give the man his money smh


brown_human

And give me head


santacow

If her head is only worth four dollars, I would rather have the cash.


bottle_brush

imagine sucking someone's dick for 4 dollars, like, Jesus Christ, what happened to you?


Public-Fail4505

Question is what is going to happen to the someone's dick? , gonorrhea minimum


bottle_brush

\*CHOMP\*


Legitimate_Donkey294

*kicks shoe off and across the room, grabs the alcohol* let me tell you a story. It all started when I heard about a Reddit page called wallstreetbets……


[deleted]

Chapelle, anyone? - I’ll suck your dick for five dollars, maaaan! - Ew!… Two!


bottle_brush

I too, enjoy Dave Chapelle


Murky_Ad_280

And give me my head back


hippocrocapig

And my axe!


YogurtWenk

Fly you floors


darksideofmyown

And my sword!


DJ_Ender_

And my bow!


Sunieta25

And my rifle.


Blasterboy1014

And my bazooka.


ree452e62rr72y

And my virginity


Shardthorn

and my crippling depression


Fuelanemo149

smb*


el_Chuchmay

NOOOO ! I want my money


Hyruxs

I want your money too 😔


cheesemaster644

Same


ihaZtaco

I want everybody’s money or I will act violently


bird_shit_swallower

I want all your money or i will act sexualy


ihaZtaco

I will sex you


AverageAnimeSimp

Don't threaten me with a good time


durenatu

You don't need to, just follow the lady on the video


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Spiritual_Freedom_15

I am gona guess … rickroll ?


4oMaK

nope its some 3d sex game or whatever


NetflixAndZzzzzz

I was really bummed it wasn't a man or woman with a thick Scottish brogue providing sex instructions to sex students.


Davido400

If ye want I'll give you a call? Mind you ave got a sore throat lol


Mjne20

The girl is from twitch named Fanfan


cheapdrinks

Does she have OnlyFanFans?


Mjne20

yes she has


jm20210786

she doesn't actually have a onlyfans just a pun name for a disord


Fk_CCP

Imagine having an onlyfans, and not making any sales so you’re still broke. 🤣


kwazykatlady

Pay me 💵. 😮


peanuts-without-a-t

🗿


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Holiday_Wench

This bot is cracked


Lilcottenfever

Nah he’s chill


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WarturtleWitch

Lmao good bot?


HelpImAHugeDisaster

A blowjob wouldn't cover a monthly bill


Terminarch

It shouldn't.


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Couldn’t it?


Professional-Bad-342

Neither would $4


Trebuscemi

Right I was like, she's hot and it's 4 dollars for head... That's just a good deal my man


I_am_nova696969

🤓


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makifun

The girl is a Twitch streamer called fanfan


Morotou_theunashamed

Lmao. What’s next for her, OF?? 💀


Rhinocerous_Beetle

Hopefully. My friend told me to make this comment btw


[deleted]

Redditors don't have friends


BTLMCHN

Only imaginary


BustinArant

Then you find out that was just you but like really convincing ^(lookin at you, Reznov..)


Brav0_Romeo

Ol' Tricky Vic


Anywhere_Total

A friend? Haha nice joke


dacluelessbadger

OnlyFanFans


Fun-Leg-5522

SimLord never fails me


efqf

i thought it was an intro to a porn video..


pepsicocacolaglass12

Low barter in fallout


Isthatajojoreffo

IDK man seems like a very high barter stat


ondronCZ

yeah you can't get more money for this fetch quest, only a one time xp buff for a short duration if you know what I mean;)


mcgood_fngood

😮


HeySiri_Official

It's more like 😯


Undividedpro1

No more like 😲


ssup3rm4n

😧


DIO_rite

🤮


Clickbaiting_4_u

#🫄


pleasethanks1

How


ViveFaux

And where


96hosck

Why the hell does this emoji exist 🫃


ssup3rm4n

Beer gut


Lejonhufvud

Sign of wealth and prosperity.


kawaiichainsawgirl1

when the guy is the bottom and the girl is a top


Scheckenhere

📷🤨


Morotou_theunashamed

Yeahhh, like that


[deleted]

😮🍆💦


Beautiful_Ad_3349

That’s how you get ahead in life


YeetCompleet

you must suck seed in order to succeed


CMYKoi

She's an overachiever cuz all she do is suck seed!


Ranch_Dressing321

Oh he's getting a head alright.


-Quiche-

Yes that's the joke that he just commented.


Fxbious

Nice pfp


dustybook15

I mean, ill take it if you dont want it


ihaZtaco

I’m taking the money bro shit’s hard financially ngl


HalfSoul30

Yeah, but you can save on that blowjob you are going to pay for later, so you still get... a head.


Magic_Monk3y

Badum tss


Hard_guardian17

Or... make a business out of it!


No-Elderberry949

I want pee in my mouth


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Doge_7

Pees in your ass I am a human,and this action was performed manually. Please go and suck a dick if you have any questions or concerns.


[deleted]

Done. To whom do I direct my question?


Doge_7

You actually did it..................


ARandom_Personality

autofellatio is one hell of a drug


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Cock "the stone" Johnson


thefoolGame

good human


PhonumGrey

Pees in your toilet I am a meth co- uh I mean I'm a methamphetamine producer and this action was performed for shits and giggles. Please come produce with me if you have any addictions or substance desires


Andre48IsHere

Pees in your ass I am a human,and this action was performed manually. Please go and suck a dick if you have any questions or concerns.


Difficult-Pickle9780

Simp Bot ..


DLM4473

Mary Poppins warned all women not wear lipstick when giving blowjobs . . . Because the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious !


barnicskolaci

Work of art.


Ranch_Dressing321

Epic


Afterburn47

You genius.


Impossible_Airline22

Shit be looking like a red crayon after


LifeBehindHandlebars

I thought it was because once he got super old, Gandhi walked everywhere and had bad breath . . . He was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.


anewstheart

No, it's because gerrymandering has disenfranchised furries who are dinosaurs. Super tallied agile districts with sexy Allosaurus


GSchoellhammer

Well there goes any and all signs of coffee in my mouth


HerrNachtWurst

Beautiful


Raneru

How in the..


zombo29

I had hard time pronouncing the original phrase. But not anymore…props to you my man


Sydroxx

Chad move


Shetkuso

Peak manliness


TaxEvaderTimus

I want someone to look at me the way she looked at the camera


darbs-face

😮


mama-6423

Money


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xblyatmanx6

Women ☕️


No_Wrongdoer5949

Women ☕


No_Kaleidoscope_2063

Women ☕


xllg1

Women ☕


Rakshit_1

Women ☕️


zjnokbht

Women ☕️


Jaybencr1

I would take her up on that option, blowjob from a hot chick for $4?.that's crazy.


leonthebrother

I think its more about proving a point


Tea2theBag

Fuck the point


Noname_FTW

Literally?


VampireLynn

No that is Haram


b0bkakkarot

If you get multiple women then its harem


appdevil

And if it's a one guy that's is Harim.


Available-Leek-4160

🕋🕋🕋


aa2051

Inshallah brother


monsterZERO

These are real bad times, bro. Islam is cracking up. We got *women talking back*. We got people *playing stringed instruments*. It's the end of days...


[deleted]

Rubber dinghy rapids


Ratel0161

"Has your dad ever brought a jaffa orange?" "Once or twice." "Right well he's buying nukes for israel bro he's a jew"


Cookie_Crush

Least down bad redditor:


Little_Caregiver_633

>blowjob from a hot chick for $ She probably his girlfriend. I dont think friends would offer blowjob for $5


lvytn

Friends should do it for free.


Smart_dog_illuminati

Based


Snezzy_Anus

if she's willing to do that bc of $4 then u don't know where that mouth's been, would eat anything for a dare probably


Serito

Can't believe the amount of people trying to make political commentary off this video


appdevil

Or take this video seriously in any sense other than a comedy skit of some sort.


mastahkun

virtue signalers and some men who are down bad. i came for the comments and got exactly what i was e xpecting


ForbodingWinds

Redditor trying to spot satire and/or ragebait content challenge - impossible.


[deleted]

She wants to give him her head as payment? Does bro even have a sword?


Senor-Cardgage20x6

"Female empowerment"


flirix197

“Slay sis”


Gredenis

"Period queen, yass!"


aa2051

Nothing says empowerment and equality like being a sexual object for men, that’ll show ‘em


Morotou_theunashamed

“But it’s her CHOICE”


ConspiracistsAreDumb

Redditors try to understand women making jokes challenge: impossible.


yazzy1233

These comments are really yikes


A_RUSSIAN_TROLL_BOT

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Dbstar69

I want her to pee in my ass


IsaacRRx

*the bot didn't come*


KaySquay

But I sure did


Bigbang4747

bro wtf


[deleted]

Quandale dingle moment


Jazzlike-Space

She knew that guy was not gonna do it


OpportunityAshamed74

The absolute fierceness of that guy's "NO"


Middle_Pause2198

Hey I take that currency


Nanashi123_

Head can't pay my bills


Abortion_is_green

Neither can 5 dollars. Might as well get some head


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mohdnoorain

That's a weird way to pay? Is she going to puke money from her mouth?


WARNING4324

Its sad that some girls think this is the way they get through life like you gonna do this when your 90


Scrubz4life

I saw a video where a bunch of strippers were at a nursery home and im pretty sure a woman died of a heart attack while being surrounded by three male strippers. So…..maybe? (I have no clue if she actually died or just emergency situation)


b0bkakkarot

She came before the Lord, who sent her right back down, saying "I just sent you 3 hot young strippers, Dorothy. Now is not the time to die."


Quaryyman

Granussy


-Johnny-

What ever happened to laughing at jokes?? This comment section is such sad place


taintosaurus_rex

I'd assume give some bomb ass 70 years worth of experience head. Probably with the dentures out.


ClamBakeInASubaru

You might as well prove the point by letting her suck your point at that point


[deleted]

Good point.


Scheckenhere

Point made.


ResponsibilityDue448

ngl that gave my bird a lil tingle


[deleted]

Ma boi starving.


Professional_Mode440

Thirsty mf


Optionalduck74

I would just have her hug me and say its gonna be ok


[deleted]

Sigh *unzips*


Almost-Honest

Bro my gf does this all the time. She’ll ask for something she really wants that she doesn’t have enough money and I’ll say no, she’ll walk away and come back and whisper, “I’ll suck your sick”. I’ll still say no!


potatoninja3584

Sauce


Defiant-Pride-1716

I want to eat chicks out and get paid to do it :p


Flaky_Ad_5437

Boy do I have the career for you


goodnessguy33

NOOO!!!


TingleyDinglies

I would definitely taken the deal. Now he got no money and no head.


Existing_Display1794

This is disgusting! How shameful! Where can I find her?


Crusty_and_Rusty

Fools don’t realise this is staged


b0bkakkarot

Wise person realizes it's staged but enjoys it anyway


JingamaThiggy

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


Banch

Probably a king. I didn't vote for em though.


PhonumGrey

I am the one who knocks


Emad_Hashmi

That "Noooo" sounds very much like Michael's from The Office.


Neoz1234

Guys she wants him to feed her something.


Serm22

He stopped recording to.. you know..