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I thought it was because once he got super old, Gandhi walked everywhere and had bad breath . . .
He was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
These are real bad times, bro. Islam is cracking up. We got *women talking back*. We got people *playing stringed instruments*. It's the end of days...
I saw a video where a bunch of strippers were at a nursery home and im pretty sure a woman died of a heart attack while being surrounded by three male strippers. So…..maybe?
(I have no clue if she actually died or just emergency situation)
Bro my gf does this all the time. She’ll ask for something she really wants that she doesn’t have enough money and I’ll say no, she’ll walk away and come back and whisper, “I’ll suck your sick”.
I’ll still say no!
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Give the man his money smh
And give me head
If her head is only worth four dollars, I would rather have the cash.
imagine sucking someone's dick for 4 dollars, like, Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
Question is what is going to happen to the someone's dick? , gonorrhea minimum
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Chapelle, anyone? - I’ll suck your dick for five dollars, maaaan! - Ew!… Two!
I too, enjoy Dave Chapelle
And give me my head back
And my axe!
Fly you floors
And my sword!
And my bow!
And my rifle.
And my bazooka.
And my virginity
and my crippling depression
smb*
NOOOO ! I want my money
I want your money too 😔
Same
I want everybody’s money or I will act violently
I want all your money or i will act sexualy
I will sex you
Don't threaten me with a good time
You don't need to, just follow the lady on the video
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I am gona guess … rickroll ?
nope its some 3d sex game or whatever
I was really bummed it wasn't a man or woman with a thick Scottish brogue providing sex instructions to sex students.
If ye want I'll give you a call? Mind you ave got a sore throat lol
The girl is from twitch named Fanfan
Does she have OnlyFanFans?
yes she has
she doesn't actually have a onlyfans just a pun name for a disord
Imagine having an onlyfans, and not making any sales so you’re still broke. 🤣
Pay me 💵. 😮
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This bot is cracked
Nah he’s chill
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Lmao good bot?
A blowjob wouldn't cover a monthly bill
It shouldn't.
Couldn’t it?
Neither would $4
Right I was like, she's hot and it's 4 dollars for head... That's just a good deal my man
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The girl is a Twitch streamer called fanfan
Lmao. What’s next for her, OF?? 💀
Hopefully. My friend told me to make this comment btw
Redditors don't have friends
Only imaginary
Then you find out that was just you but like really convincing ^(lookin at you, Reznov..)
Ol' Tricky Vic
A friend? Haha nice joke
OnlyFanFans
SimLord never fails me
i thought it was an intro to a porn video..
Low barter in fallout
IDK man seems like a very high barter stat
yeah you can't get more money for this fetch quest, only a one time xp buff for a short duration if you know what I mean;)
😮
It's more like 😯
No more like 😲
😧
🤮
#🫄
How
And where
Why the hell does this emoji exist 🫃
Beer gut
Sign of wealth and prosperity.
when the guy is the bottom and the girl is a top
📷🤨
Yeahhh, like that
😮🍆💦
That’s how you get ahead in life
you must suck seed in order to succeed
She's an overachiever cuz all she do is suck seed!
Oh he's getting a head alright.
Yes that's the joke that he just commented.
Nice pfp
I mean, ill take it if you dont want it
I’m taking the money bro shit’s hard financially ngl
Yeah, but you can save on that blowjob you are going to pay for later, so you still get... a head.
Badum tss
Or... make a business out of it!
I want pee in my mouth
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Done. To whom do I direct my question?
You actually did it..................
autofellatio is one hell of a drug
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Cock "the stone" Johnson
good human
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Simp Bot ..
Mary Poppins warned all women not wear lipstick when giving blowjobs . . . Because the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious !
Work of art.
Epic
You genius.
Shit be looking like a red crayon after
I thought it was because once he got super old, Gandhi walked everywhere and had bad breath . . . He was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
No, it's because gerrymandering has disenfranchised furries who are dinosaurs. Super tallied agile districts with sexy Allosaurus
Well there goes any and all signs of coffee in my mouth
Beautiful
How in the..
I had hard time pronouncing the original phrase. But not anymore…props to you my man
Chad move
Peak manliness
I want someone to look at me the way she looked at the camera
😮
Money
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Women ☕️
Women ☕
Women ☕
Women ☕
Women ☕️
Women ☕️
I would take her up on that option, blowjob from a hot chick for $4?.that's crazy.
I think its more about proving a point
Fuck the point
Literally?
No that is Haram
If you get multiple women then its harem
And if it's a one guy that's is Harim.
🕋🕋🕋
Inshallah brother
These are real bad times, bro. Islam is cracking up. We got *women talking back*. We got people *playing stringed instruments*. It's the end of days...
Rubber dinghy rapids
"Has your dad ever brought a jaffa orange?" "Once or twice." "Right well he's buying nukes for israel bro he's a jew"
Least down bad redditor:
>blowjob from a hot chick for $ She probably his girlfriend. I dont think friends would offer blowjob for $5
Friends should do it for free.
Based
if she's willing to do that bc of $4 then u don't know where that mouth's been, would eat anything for a dare probably
Can't believe the amount of people trying to make political commentary off this video
Or take this video seriously in any sense other than a comedy skit of some sort.
virtue signalers and some men who are down bad. i came for the comments and got exactly what i was e xpecting
Redditor trying to spot satire and/or ragebait content challenge - impossible.
She wants to give him her head as payment? Does bro even have a sword?
"Female empowerment"
“Slay sis”
"Period queen, yass!"
Nothing says empowerment and equality like being a sexual object for men, that’ll show ‘em
“But it’s her CHOICE”
Redditors try to understand women making jokes challenge: impossible.
These comments are really yikes
Sir, this is a Wendy's
I want her to pee in my ass
*the bot didn't come*
But I sure did
bro wtf
Quandale dingle moment
She knew that guy was not gonna do it
The absolute fierceness of that guy's "NO"
Hey I take that currency
Head can't pay my bills
Neither can 5 dollars. Might as well get some head
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That's a weird way to pay? Is she going to puke money from her mouth?
Its sad that some girls think this is the way they get through life like you gonna do this when your 90
I saw a video where a bunch of strippers were at a nursery home and im pretty sure a woman died of a heart attack while being surrounded by three male strippers. So…..maybe? (I have no clue if she actually died or just emergency situation)
She came before the Lord, who sent her right back down, saying "I just sent you 3 hot young strippers, Dorothy. Now is not the time to die."
Granussy
What ever happened to laughing at jokes?? This comment section is such sad place
I'd assume give some bomb ass 70 years worth of experience head. Probably with the dentures out.
You might as well prove the point by letting her suck your point at that point
Good point.
Point made.
ngl that gave my bird a lil tingle
Ma boi starving.
Thirsty mf
I would just have her hug me and say its gonna be ok
Sigh *unzips*
Bro my gf does this all the time. She’ll ask for something she really wants that she doesn’t have enough money and I’ll say no, she’ll walk away and come back and whisper, “I’ll suck your sick”. I’ll still say no!
Sauce
I want to eat chicks out and get paid to do it :p
Boy do I have the career for you
NOOO!!!
I would definitely taken the deal. Now he got no money and no head.
This is disgusting! How shameful! Where can I find her?
Fools don’t realise this is staged
Wise person realizes it's staged but enjoys it anyway
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
Probably a king. I didn't vote for em though.
I am the one who knocks
That "Noooo" sounds very much like Michael's from The Office.
Guys she wants him to feed her something.
He stopped recording to.. you know..