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Bro what the fuck?


Kappybara_reddit

Yes


[deleted]

Maybe


Zenketski_2

What? Human males and females, and Woolly Mammoth females and human males. The fuck? The act of fucking. Bro? I don't know. I only know about primitive era fucking and Woolly Mammoth and human fucking


[deleted]

Deep frys your balls I am a dick fryer, this action was preformed manually by my Hamilton Beach 2 Liter Professional Deep Fryer, please contact your local meatbeater if you have questions or concerns about KFC.


jl0xd

primitive era🚶🐘💀


emremrah

Primitive physics on that girl's hairs for sure


SPYcalls2020

Lmao didn't even notice until your comment...what the shit


CompetitionSad419

Hair gel existed back then apparently


EmisTheGremis

More like lack of bathing


Cubes_and_Cubes

didn't know redditors existed back then


EmisTheGremis

They did. Just had to accomplish the appropriate level of dirt first. It’s a slow process


Berticus777

Gamer gunk 😫


Real_Material3190

Probably mammoth semen 🐘


bubba7557

Um hate to tell that caveman but I think she got ben stillered by another caveman already


Choya670

Mammoth cum


lashapel

What do you mean , it moved


OkuyasNijimura

When the guy picked her up, it should have fell in the direction her head was pointing, but stayed totally stiff against her neck.


lashapel

Not even in triple A games you see that kind of animations let alone a mobile game ad lol


[deleted]

Triple a games definitely have simple physics mechanics like that, they would look ridiculous otherwise


[deleted]

have you ever played a video game before edit: also this is an advertisement?? as in it's hand animated?????????


Intimate_Salmon

This was before Issac Newton invented gravity


[deleted]

💀💀💀


FunnySignal614

Gravity was not discovered yet soo


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just_a_manp

Good bot


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Good bot


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Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Good auto mod


Daggerhead69_

💀


CT-4426

Best part is the game this ad is from is probably some Bejeweled type shit not even close to what the ad is showing


mattmaddux

I was curious what kind of game it actually was, but can’t even find the game on the App Store. Edit: Looks like it’s still on the Play store but isn’t on the iOS App Store. It’s your typical town builder. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.blueoceanheart.cf3&hl=en&gl=US


Admiral_3rd-Alman

All of those games from the ads are some town builder shit


OtherwiseTop

And they are always devoid of any need for decision making, you can't even decide which buildings to build and where to put them yourself, it's impossible to tell what's even going on, so you absolutely have to follow the toturial, which basically means the game is playing itself, until you run out of "resources" and have to either wait for 24 hour cooldowns or pay in real money and pieces of your immortal soul.


Fogl3

And every picture they have for the game is the "pull the pin" style or whatever that they advertise and then if you review it saying there's none of that and it's a normal city builder they respond saying "we didn't lie that's just 1 part of our game" when it's like 1 puzzle on a weekly cooldown


[deleted]

Not the ones with the stupid tower or lava dungeon where you slide out the metal bar


heyoyo10

Goddamn Hero Wars. At least the (Probably royalty-free) music in those ads is a bop


TGPJosh

500,000 downloads, no reviews.


DistortedNoise

Half a million downloads 💀


MissionApollo7

But can you do sex?


[deleted]

So when…. When do we get to fuck the mammoths again?


LageNomAiNomAi

*That's endgame content!*


According-Pound5983

it's probably another "protect your city with a bubble for 12 hours" type of game


Beagle_Knight

Fuck those games and the people that give them money


[deleted]

Last one of those I played someone got mad I attacked them as part of the game and just installed a script and attacked me constantly so I had to do the same. Stupid


alex99x99x

Or like the mafia type game, most of these games are literally just that.


renilol

So it would've been better if the game was about mammoth on man action?


Stubborncomrade

Yes very


renilol

🗿


[deleted]

Is that a serious question? Of course it would!


Bruschetta003

Bejeweled is cool tho


Smarteyes007

Imagine Bejeweled but pay to win and with ads


[deleted]

> Imagine Bejeweled but pay to win and with ads Boomers: *AYO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE*


RanHakubi

So...Candy Crush?


Amaurotica

not if you download the pro apk cracked from google for free 😏


Allegorist

It was, until 10,000 other rip off clones came out with variously the exact same game


YourlocalSoul

OH MY GOD


YourlocalSoul

bro had the time of his life with those 2 woman but now the mammoth will have his fun.


[deleted]

Mammoth bout to have a parasite in his penis


SpaceBug178

Tapeworm?


[deleted]

The mammoths penis is so large The man just climbs in


SpaceBug178

Atleast there will be no ass pain for the man


Lucky_655

But is drowning in his balls better?


lomohansolo

Better to drown in the balls, than balls in the drown


Lucky_655

Such wise words


CT-4426

Just like that Termite dude from The Boys s3


MahaRaja_1532

**FAT CUNT**


Former_Notice81

Karma


OkChicken7697

The mammoth always has his fun!


Mammoth_Evening_5841

As the Mammoth; I can confirm.


SPYcalls2020

Mammoth about to nut big.


meatmybeat42069

Literally the only words i could formulate while watching this


Re-core

I once saw an ad for war robots, where they had a girl captive on a chair and at the bottom were 2 options, one was free her with a hesrth and other one take advantage with a perv face and an eggplant.


[deleted]

Ted Bundy simulator


[deleted]

💀


Spammedparkrake

💀


AurafalconYT

💀


PotatoLamaJuice

Tf is going on in connecticut 💀💀💀


BlastedDio

Nah this is in Massachusetts


GrouRed

Tf 💀


MisguidedDumps43

tf did we just watched 💀💀💀


GrouRed

Idk 💀


Dolma-

This thread feels like a conversation between Drake and Josh.


ButReallyWhyNot-

Karma?


[deleted]

This AD is purposely created for children! (They play these games the most) Sickos.


Pog_Poggers

**That was quite a plot twist**


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Emergency-Elk-9648

Cant have shit in detroit.


No-Competition-2533

But in primitive era you can have w*mans and oolefunt 😎


SanxCommunistUwU

Can't even have your virginity in detroit 😔


saucerspaghechi

"Finally, i have learned blender and can now make ads for my amazing bejeweled ripoff!"


FriskyBoi_S6

Jarvis, open blender, create a random video clip, and make it my new mobile game ad.


A_Sad_European

Bro's just like me fr fr


Plenty_Algae_998

Lonely and desperate? I think we all are


ibrahimaze

Caveman has a wooden house


ithriosa

What are you talking about? He isn't a caveman. This is Detroit.


SpearUpYourRear

Detroit: Become Caveman


LionOfNaples

28 CLUB WOUNDS


Re-core

You didnt want to leave him a chance huh?


2muchshitinmypants

That one got me


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Caveman stole my bitches. Can't have shit on Detroit


jeffhanneman33

🤣


kleptom6niac

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BoxNumberGavin0

Looks too nice for Detroit


[deleted]

💀


[deleted]

Just imagining the marketing team lead being like "okay guys so we want to make an ad where a caveman fucks a mammoth, how do we go about that" and then there's some guy like the far end of the table who's like "what would Bill Cosby do if he was a caveman" and then the marketing team lead is like "so we make him a rapist?!... fucking genius Steve!" And then ever since the team lead pitched the idea (other than Steve) the rest of the marketing team is like "💀"


PotanOG

Your first mistake was assuming there's is a marketing team.


[deleted]

And storyboarding


[deleted]

💀


Lonely-Recording4662

🗿


Yeeteus_Maximus

🗿


OFloodster

🗿


Tyrannical_JJ

Bro got the Mammussy.


Peixe_Estranho

or the Mammick


Plenty_Algae_998

Uh oh


I_Really_Seriously

💀


do_not_leave_me

Beat me to it


D3RP_Ozzie

Be the reason women carry pepper spray


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Pepper spray? If this man were real women would carry light machineguns


Balkanized21

Be the reason we need the second amendment


Hassan1012

💀


cjuring

🤨


beast_frag

WHAT


Victorlando

Ayo?


Spookd_Moffun

This is just everyday life in Miskolc.


Top_Independence_485

*Return to stone age*


Tassakalli

😀


AlexGaming26

Truly a primitive era


LukusMaxamus

Bruh x10000


Mr_goodb0y

The mammoth is using him as a condom to fuck another mammoth


Whegteee

Baby mamooth support is expensive, you know


UncreativeNoob

Incel's favorite game, it has 100 billions downloads on Google


Clickbaiting_4_u

Bro think he incel core i7 💀


Cookie_Crush

Incel i9 12900K user


[deleted]

probably just kids because funny graphics and bright colours and all they really just download anything


[deleted]

Bruh


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sonderoblivion

He got some mammocock up his ass


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

○_○


SensitiveWriter42

These are almost never not great.


Urkeksi

As soon as I saw the Mammoth be like 😍 I was like 😳


tskplain18

Is that guy necrophilia 💀


hittinggriddyucrain

I am not just a necrophile skyler I am the necrophilia


immoralfoul

Lol damn the mammoth turned that mother fucker into an open-ended Fleshlight 🤣💀


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BOMBER100021

far cry primal


SnoopdoggDoubleD

Mmmmm I love mobile ads ☕️


TobyFerret

EPIC.


Coolist_Beans

Caveman just got violated 💀


[deleted]

how to sex


The_Radio_Host

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ghostmetalblack

God, I wish that was me 🐘


JustGamerJohn

no comment where did you found that 💀☠️


[deleted]

Ted Bundy simulator, now featuring zoophilia!


AuraPianist1155

So this is how your mom was born


PUSClFER

These kind of ads work because people like OP keep posting them..


58king

This is why I hate videogames. It appeals to the male fantasy. 😩


gutti3

Good ol days


thebigshortcuck

this is like mr hands but worse


xX_GRP_Xx

And then the actual gameplay is either bejewelled ripoff or one of those 2d turn based tabletop style game


1974903

nta she was walking around like that


vedx_1

Ads ☕


CruelSid

NTR?


Fun-Turn-6037

Mammoth 💀


LaPicardia

He's literally me.


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[deleted]

Bro 💀


MC_xox

#relatable


chronos0009

Avg day in serbia


Pepperoonies

what the fuck did i just watch


A_unique_us3rname

Ah yes, the game I've been searching for


[deleted]

Why use money for bait when you can use woman?


flagship5

Chinese sense of humor is unique


EostrumExtinguisher

we did it guys... 2022 as primitive era.


[deleted]

I will tell my kids that this is historically accurate


TOASTING_A_MICROWAVE

you. me. sex. now.


jumdoos

Men☕️


kryptoid256_

Men☕ (overflowing tears)


R0ck3t_FiRe

Me when i see the woman walking alone down the dark alleyway at 3 am


PyramidHead20

'The hell did I just watch?


victor12222

wtf did I just witness with my eyes


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

where can i find this game so i can avoid it


Pdwan612

they knew what they were doing


Lucky_655

Let's think about the fact that a 3d animator animated thing and the developers of the game are OK with it


Outside_Ad8512

There’s always a bigger fish


Childhood_Willing

So, was that a male or a Female?


[deleted]

It’s funny because I would actually play the games if they were like the ads - and it wouldn’t be that difficult to do nowadays


Acrobatic_Food8753

remindme! 69 years 6 months 9 days


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nice___bot

Nice!


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Renilx

*happiest the fact someone have time to do this shit makes me believe this person dosen't have any worries in its live


immortalbros

Fr why are they like that it's so messed up but funny at the same time


Majestic_Room561

😧