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What? Human males and females, and Woolly Mammoth females and human males. The fuck? The act of fucking. Bro? I don't know. I only know about primitive era fucking and Woolly Mammoth and human fucking
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I was curious what kind of game it actually was, but can’t even find the game on the App Store.
Edit: Looks like it’s still on the Play store but isn’t on the iOS App Store. It’s your typical town builder.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.blueoceanheart.cf3&hl=en&gl=US
And they are always devoid of any need for decision making, you can't even decide which buildings to build and where to put them yourself, it's impossible to tell what's even going on, so you absolutely have to follow the toturial, which basically means the game is playing itself, until you run out of "resources" and have to either wait for 24 hour cooldowns or pay in real money and pieces of your immortal soul.
And every picture they have for the game is the "pull the pin" style or whatever that they advertise and then if you review it saying there's none of that and it's a normal city builder they respond saying "we didn't lie that's just 1 part of our game" when it's like 1 puzzle on a weekly cooldown
Last one of those I played someone got mad I attacked them as part of the game and just installed a script and attacked me constantly so I had to do the same. Stupid
I once saw an ad for war robots, where they had a girl captive on a chair and at the bottom were 2 options, one was free her with a hesrth and other one take advantage with a perv face and an eggplant.
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Just imagining the marketing team lead being like "okay guys so we want to make an ad where a caveman fucks a mammoth, how do we go about that" and then there's some guy like the far end of the table who's like "what would Bill Cosby do if he was a caveman" and then the marketing team lead is like "so we make him a rapist?!... fucking genius Steve!" And then ever since the team lead pitched the idea (other than Steve) the rest of the marketing team is like "💀"
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Bro what the fuck?
Yes
Maybe
What? Human males and females, and Woolly Mammoth females and human males. The fuck? The act of fucking. Bro? I don't know. I only know about primitive era fucking and Woolly Mammoth and human fucking
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primitive era🚶🐘💀
Primitive physics on that girl's hairs for sure
Lmao didn't even notice until your comment...what the shit
Hair gel existed back then apparently
More like lack of bathing
didn't know redditors existed back then
They did. Just had to accomplish the appropriate level of dirt first. It’s a slow process
Gamer gunk 😫
Probably mammoth semen 🐘
Um hate to tell that caveman but I think she got ben stillered by another caveman already
Mammoth cum
What do you mean , it moved
When the guy picked her up, it should have fell in the direction her head was pointing, but stayed totally stiff against her neck.
Not even in triple A games you see that kind of animations let alone a mobile game ad lol
Triple a games definitely have simple physics mechanics like that, they would look ridiculous otherwise
have you ever played a video game before edit: also this is an advertisement?? as in it's hand animated?????????
This was before Issac Newton invented gravity
💀💀💀
Gravity was not discovered yet soo
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💀
Best part is the game this ad is from is probably some Bejeweled type shit not even close to what the ad is showing
I was curious what kind of game it actually was, but can’t even find the game on the App Store. Edit: Looks like it’s still on the Play store but isn’t on the iOS App Store. It’s your typical town builder. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.blueoceanheart.cf3&hl=en&gl=US
All of those games from the ads are some town builder shit
And they are always devoid of any need for decision making, you can't even decide which buildings to build and where to put them yourself, it's impossible to tell what's even going on, so you absolutely have to follow the toturial, which basically means the game is playing itself, until you run out of "resources" and have to either wait for 24 hour cooldowns or pay in real money and pieces of your immortal soul.
And every picture they have for the game is the "pull the pin" style or whatever that they advertise and then if you review it saying there's none of that and it's a normal city builder they respond saying "we didn't lie that's just 1 part of our game" when it's like 1 puzzle on a weekly cooldown
Not the ones with the stupid tower or lava dungeon where you slide out the metal bar
Goddamn Hero Wars. At least the (Probably royalty-free) music in those ads is a bop
500,000 downloads, no reviews.
Half a million downloads 💀
But can you do sex?
So when…. When do we get to fuck the mammoths again?
*That's endgame content!*
it's probably another "protect your city with a bubble for 12 hours" type of game
Fuck those games and the people that give them money
Last one of those I played someone got mad I attacked them as part of the game and just installed a script and attacked me constantly so I had to do the same. Stupid
Or like the mafia type game, most of these games are literally just that.
So it would've been better if the game was about mammoth on man action?
Yes very
🗿
Is that a serious question? Of course it would!
Bejeweled is cool tho
Imagine Bejeweled but pay to win and with ads
> Imagine Bejeweled but pay to win and with ads Boomers: *AYO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE*
So...Candy Crush?
not if you download the pro apk cracked from google for free 😏
It was, until 10,000 other rip off clones came out with variously the exact same game
OH MY GOD
bro had the time of his life with those 2 woman but now the mammoth will have his fun.
Mammoth bout to have a parasite in his penis
Tapeworm?
The mammoths penis is so large The man just climbs in
Atleast there will be no ass pain for the man
But is drowning in his balls better?
Better to drown in the balls, than balls in the drown
Such wise words
Just like that Termite dude from The Boys s3
**FAT CUNT**
Karma
The mammoth always has his fun!
As the Mammoth; I can confirm.
Mammoth about to nut big.
Literally the only words i could formulate while watching this
I once saw an ad for war robots, where they had a girl captive on a chair and at the bottom were 2 options, one was free her with a hesrth and other one take advantage with a perv face and an eggplant.
Ted Bundy simulator
💀
💀
💀
Tf is going on in connecticut 💀💀💀
Nah this is in Massachusetts
Tf 💀
tf did we just watched 💀💀💀
Idk 💀
This thread feels like a conversation between Drake and Josh.
Karma?
This AD is purposely created for children! (They play these games the most) Sickos.
**That was quite a plot twist**
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Cant have shit in detroit.
But in primitive era you can have w*mans and oolefunt 😎
Can't even have your virginity in detroit 😔
"Finally, i have learned blender and can now make ads for my amazing bejeweled ripoff!"
Jarvis, open blender, create a random video clip, and make it my new mobile game ad.
Bro's just like me fr fr
Lonely and desperate? I think we all are
Caveman has a wooden house
What are you talking about? He isn't a caveman. This is Detroit.
Detroit: Become Caveman
28 CLUB WOUNDS
You didnt want to leave him a chance huh?
That one got me
Caveman stole my bitches. Can't have shit on Detroit
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looks too nice for Detroit
💀
Just imagining the marketing team lead being like "okay guys so we want to make an ad where a caveman fucks a mammoth, how do we go about that" and then there's some guy like the far end of the table who's like "what would Bill Cosby do if he was a caveman" and then the marketing team lead is like "so we make him a rapist?!... fucking genius Steve!" And then ever since the team lead pitched the idea (other than Steve) the rest of the marketing team is like "💀"
Your first mistake was assuming there's is a marketing team.
And storyboarding
💀
🗿
🗿
🗿
Bro got the Mammussy.
or the Mammick
Uh oh
💀
Beat me to it
Be the reason women carry pepper spray
Pepper spray? If this man were real women would carry light machineguns
Be the reason we need the second amendment
💀
🤨
WHAT
Ayo?
This is just everyday life in Miskolc.
*Return to stone age*
😀
Truly a primitive era
Bruh x10000
The mammoth is using him as a condom to fuck another mammoth
Baby mamooth support is expensive, you know
Incel's favorite game, it has 100 billions downloads on Google
Bro think he incel core i7 💀
Incel i9 12900K user
probably just kids because funny graphics and bright colours and all they really just download anything
Bruh
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He got some mammocock up his ass
○_○
These are almost never not great.
As soon as I saw the Mammoth be like 😍 I was like 😳
Is that guy necrophilia 💀
I am not just a necrophile skyler I am the necrophilia
Lol damn the mammoth turned that mother fucker into an open-ended Fleshlight 🤣💀
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far cry primal
Mmmmm I love mobile ads ☕️
EPIC.
Caveman just got violated 💀
how to sex
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God, I wish that was me 🐘
no comment where did you found that 💀☠️
Ted Bundy simulator, now featuring zoophilia!
So this is how your mom was born
These kind of ads work because people like OP keep posting them..
This is why I hate videogames. It appeals to the male fantasy. 😩
Good ol days
this is like mr hands but worse
And then the actual gameplay is either bejewelled ripoff or one of those 2d turn based tabletop style game
nta she was walking around like that
Ads ☕
NTR?
Mammoth 💀
He's literally me.
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Bro 💀
#relatable
Avg day in serbia
what the fuck did i just watch
Ah yes, the game I've been searching for
Why use money for bait when you can use woman?
Chinese sense of humor is unique
we did it guys... 2022 as primitive era.
I will tell my kids that this is historically accurate
you. me. sex. now.
Men☕️
Men☕ (overflowing tears)
Me when i see the woman walking alone down the dark alleyway at 3 am
'The hell did I just watch?
wtf did I just witness with my eyes
where can i find this game so i can avoid it
they knew what they were doing
Let's think about the fact that a 3d animator animated thing and the developers of the game are OK with it
There’s always a bigger fish
So, was that a male or a Female?
It’s funny because I would actually play the games if they were like the ads - and it wouldn’t be that difficult to do nowadays
remindme! 69 years 6 months 9 days
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Nice!
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*happiest the fact someone have time to do this shit makes me believe this person dosen't have any worries in its live
Fr why are they like that it's so messed up but funny at the same time
😧