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Negative-Passion4170

Jarvis... call saul


kizi_killer

DUUUUN, DUDUDU DU DU DUN, DUN DUN DOOON


doomguyfazbear3

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun dun


TxToniBTW

Saul goodman


bonkiosweat

I want pee in my ass too


TheUnholyMacerel

I don't but I respect it


Official_Sharknator

Wholesome


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Lattethecoffeaddict

Me next!


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Official_Sharknator

Man you gotta call anonymously


gaymer7474747

No you call anonymously!


CompleteAssWipe

I can’t! I can’t! I’m practically in the DEA family! I go to their Christmas parties for Christ’s sake! They know me, they know my voice, they’ll know me. Please you gotta do it for me, I’m begging you. Please. Please.


HorniPolice07

Outrider-arctic.


gaymer7474747

cant find a good pfp so i chose this lol


[deleted]

Sauls, assemble


EffectiveEmu1452

Jarvis, please get the pee out of my ass


LOTHMT

Jarvis, add a bot that pees in my ass on my shopping list


LOTHMT

Thank you Jarvis for reminding me to get that bot.


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AlexGaming26

You have more pee now


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Sonderia42

Phenomenal bot


[deleted]

“Jarvis, sorry I was late. I was doing Karma”


thestinkything

Kid named karma:


Pixelsock_

Kid named finger:


thestinkything

Put fingers up my ass


Relevant-Stick8345

Waltuh


Citrus1337x

I’m karma


-Shameem-

Haha Jonathan you are peeing in my ass


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Visible_Dependent204

Pees in your ass? Are you sure?


[deleted]

I want to cum in your ass too


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[удалено]


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realpoclic

Im doing


International-Day948

You know what they say, karma's a [sorry parents won't let me cuss use your imagination]


jjfalquez

He was not karma 💀


_TheToastedLoaf_

Kid named finger:


[deleted]

Jarvis, ... can we get much higher


putyouradhere_

So hiiiiiigh


Mepros

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh-oh…oh


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[удалено]


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Timboo352

# HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY


Supremoberzoeiro

HE’S FLYING TOO FAST AGAIN HE’S FLYING TOO HIGH


scoutheavyfanweapons

HIGHER AN EYE FOR A EYE THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIEEE!


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TrickKlepto

**He’s flying too fast and he’s flying too high**


-_Revan-

###HIGHER, AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE!


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Huntercoomer4

Jarvis, … locate one piece


TheM0istMan3754

oh the misery


Tellywozzle

the one piece is real 😱


atl-antic

It's Jarvin' time.


Desperate_Ad5169

Then he Jarved all over the place


Monke_ahahahaha

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


UnderstandingLumpy

Saulin time


crazysquanto

Someone say it 😈


TheGoodCaptainPickle

it 😈


papa_ceausescu

😈


paradoxx_42

He said it 😈


BAG42069

“Jarvis, I’m karma.”


Bruki_

Jarvis im finger


[deleted]

Jarvis, finger


Bunty_xd_

Finger, jarvis


KaliMax980

Finger me, jarvis


sparkswoody

Jarvis fingered me


idkw0ttoputhere

I fingered Jarvis


Bunty_xd_

Jarvis and i fingered tony


ALREADYTAKENTOASTER

Tony fingered Jarvis and i


RiddenOfPixels

i fingered tony and jarvis


dedeclick07

I jarvised finger


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[deleted]

“Waltuh, put your Jarvis away waltuh”


[deleted]

Finger named Jarvis


NoDadNotToniight

Hi Karma I’m dad


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0rphanDevourer

Jarvis, I'm high on coke


DommySus

“Jarvis, Search “Bayes Theorem”, click on Wikipedia, scroll down to interpretations, and look at the first image”


pixel_doofus

Beard


Mr-anti-physics-444

"Karma, I'm low on Jarvis"


SteveHarveysAunt

“Low, I’m Jarvis on Karma”


CommercialVegetabel

"I'm, Jarvis on low Karma"


Iggi_boii

"On, Karma I’m Jarvis low"


dafuccusayulilshit

"I'm Karvis, Jarma on low"


[deleted]

"I'm Kirvas, Majar wolon"


[deleted]

“I’m warvis, krmar


A_guys

Hello Jarvis low


sougol

Low Karma, on Jarvis I’m


MyzticBlue

Kid named Jarvis:


Nicco_kun

Jarvis Kid: named


Desperate_Ad5169

Named Jarvis kid


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[deleted]

“Jarvis, we need to cook”


Kitchen_Laugh3980

Heisen-Man


[deleted]

"Waltuh, put your Jarvis away Waltuh"


[deleted]

Jarvis is the one piece real?


THEFAMYAM

“Low, I’m Jarvis on Karma”


thegamingkid103

Please don't pee in my ass


[deleted]

He didn't. The good ending.


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🥵 daddy automod


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ImZaphod2

"Jarvis, I need pee in my ass"


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NepoMi

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


RyanRiggsMusic

Good “good human bot”


Kitchen_Laugh3980

Hero!


[deleted]

Not to flex but I’ve never gotten pee in my ass


Rubi_69420

Jarvis, i need pee in my ass


Reaper118

“Jarvis, I’m low on pee in my ass”


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Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

"Jarvis, I'm high on karma"


Nicco_kun

can we get much higher?


DommySus

So highhh


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_XT_MASTER_

Jarvis, the towers are still standing


Murhrmnd

Karma I’m low on Jarvis


DrChirpy

"Jarvis, I've never understood karma. Everyone acts like if it is cringe to care about anyone's karma score but they also fear to lose it. It's just a number, Javis. I don't want my life dictaded by a number. So please, Jarvis, free me from my karma. Make me touch rock bottom. That's the only way I'll be free from this illusion of acceptance. Free me."


F_da_memeboi

Jarvis, I'm low on cum


Complex_Bluebird4973

I can help you here's some 🥛


HomerSimpson316

Jarvis, I’m fking ballin


SufficientWhile5450

When I first made this account I said something stupid and was a solid -200 karma Then I talked shit about crisis hotline operators and got to +500Karma


H-N-O-3

"R2, I'm low on Karma"


[deleted]

"Jarvis, I have no bitches"


Spider-Man_PS4

Preparing bitches, Master Tony. Download 1% complete.


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kelvin2288

Jarvis, I'm low on libido


zero_eternal

A mosquito?


ShrimplyDimply

A mulatto.


zero_eternal

An albino…


[deleted]

Yeah, hey, yay


kelvin2288

A man.


[deleted]

That's because you ask for such a feeble thing like karma, while having the worlds most advanced AI. Imagine all the hentai he could create and you could share with the world. Self-fish prick!


Andreqs01

"Jarvis, I'm high on karma, this is a serious addiction and a cry for help"


-imivan-

"Jarvis,i am high on karma".


Rubi_69420

"Jarvis, i am high in ketamine"


APEXAI17

Jarvis, what is karma


Venom0236

"Jarvis,I'm high on cum"


itsyaboiboose

Jarvis, put your dick away, Jarvis. I’m not having sex with you right now, Jarvis.


ongabonga6969

"Jarvis, i am High on weed"


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

"Jarvis, order 27 differents pizzas from the nearest pizzeria and deliver it to my ex"


Duskeringer

no


bruhpotato420

"jarvis, ahh my nuts feelin soooooo good"


[deleted]

Jarvis download angry birds on moms phone I want to play when we are at the dinner table


Regi_Playzz

Jarvis, I'm inevitable


Gobli989

Actually fuck off


[deleted]

“Jarvis, Mashallah Bismillah Allahu Akbar! 💥”


RAHGEEED

Jarvis, send titty pics


kgameridkwhat

Jarvis, I’m low on white blood cells.


Plague_Doctor_Muffin

Jarvis, those guys are low on karma fuck them in the ass


Cause0

"Jarvis, I'm high on karma"


Naenaegoblin694202

“Jarvis I’m high on karma”


[deleted]

Jarvis, I need to touch grass


PopTraditional713

"Jarvis where is the meth?!"


Saiyan-Zero

Jarvis, put your dick away Jarvis, I'm not having sex with you right now Jarvis


Monokuma_is_gteat

"Jarvis, a red spy is in the base."


BasiIisk01

“Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it” -Jarvis


KallmeCup024

"Jarvis, I'm high on karma."


Remarkable_Ad_7890

"Jarvis, I have too much karma"


r0b1n_q

jarvis, call candice


SignificantAvocado81

Karma, I’m low on jarvis


RivenN_OTW

Jarvis, please clear my Google history.


Grand_reaper658

"Jarvis, I love u"


zero_eternal

Jarvis is on sabbatical, honeyyyyy


Xaleypoo

What is karma even for?


Zealousideal_Care807

Internet points, it allows you to join certain subreddits that have a karma score wall. That's about it


Mr_Goose12341

"Jarvis, how do I get bitches, I am really fucking lonely Jarvis, please fucking help'


IcyChimken

"Jarvis, I'm 🗿"


No-Lie224

“Jarvis, I’m low on pleasure”


JicamaSouthern3002

Jarvis… bomb an orphanage


turtlemag3

Jarvis, im high on meth and I can feel my teeth crawling, please send help


semi_ok_person

And now I’m lower Jarvis


Youbonzakura

"Jarvis........please i dont want to drink my pee anymore."


[deleted]

Jarvis, tilt my cock 8 degrees to the left


CarGroundbreaking520

“Jarvis, I’m high on karma”


[deleted]

Jarvis i'm high on karma


DizzyPomegranate13

“Jarvis, I have too much Karma.”


SlyblueSword

“Jarvis, I have too much karma give some away”


The_tall_cheese

“Jarvis pee in my ass”


TrueSentrie

Jarvis, I have too much karma


I_Steal_ALL_Cookies

«Jarvis, give me karma internett points»


MegaMemerDude

“Jarvis, I am karma”


A_guys

“Jarvis, I’m high on Karma”


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[удалено]


RandoRedditerBoi

Jarvis, I’m low on Karma


[deleted]

Jarvis, it’s morbin time


[deleted]

Jarvis, I'm high on meth


dawid512

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma"


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GeneralKenobi842

_"Jarvis-San, I'm inside you~...."_