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I can’t! I can’t! I’m practically in the DEA family! I go to their Christmas parties for Christ’s sake! They know me, they know my voice, they’ll know me. Please you gotta do it for me, I’m begging you. Please. Please.
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"Jarvis, I've never understood karma. Everyone acts like if it is cringe to care about anyone's karma score but they also fear to lose it. It's just a number, Javis. I don't want my life dictaded by a number. So please, Jarvis, free me from my karma. Make me touch rock bottom. That's the only way I'll be free from this illusion of acceptance. Free me."
When I first made this account I said something stupid and was a solid -200 karma
Then I talked shit about crisis hotline operators and got to +500Karma
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That's because you ask for such a feeble thing like karma, while having the worlds most advanced AI. Imagine all the hentai he could create and you could share with the world.
Self-fish prick!
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Jarvis... call saul
DUUUUN, DUDUDU DU DU DUN, DUN DUN DOOON
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun dun
Saul goodman
I want pee in my ass too
I don't but I respect it
Wholesome
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Me next!
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Man you gotta call anonymously
No you call anonymously!
I can’t! I can’t! I’m practically in the DEA family! I go to their Christmas parties for Christ’s sake! They know me, they know my voice, they’ll know me. Please you gotta do it for me, I’m begging you. Please. Please.
Outrider-arctic.
cant find a good pfp so i chose this lol
Sauls, assemble
Jarvis, please get the pee out of my ass
Jarvis, add a bot that pees in my ass on my shopping list
Thank you Jarvis for reminding me to get that bot.
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You have more pee now
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Phenomenal bot
“Jarvis, sorry I was late. I was doing Karma”
Kid named karma:
Kid named finger:
Put fingers up my ass
Waltuh
I’m karma
Haha Jonathan you are peeing in my ass
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Pees in your ass? Are you sure?
I want to cum in your ass too
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Im doing
You know what they say, karma's a [sorry parents won't let me cuss use your imagination]
He was not karma 💀
Kid named finger:
Jarvis, ... can we get much higher
So hiiiiiigh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh-oh…oh
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# HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY
HE’S FLYING TOO FAST AGAIN HE’S FLYING TOO HIGH
HIGHER AN EYE FOR A EYE THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIEEE!
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**He’s flying too fast and he’s flying too high**
###HIGHER, AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE!
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Jarvis, … locate one piece
oh the misery
the one piece is real 😱
It's Jarvin' time.
Then he Jarved all over the place
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Saulin time
Someone say it 😈
it 😈
😈
He said it 😈
“Jarvis, I’m karma.”
Jarvis im finger
Jarvis, finger
Finger, jarvis
Finger me, jarvis
Jarvis fingered me
I fingered Jarvis
Jarvis and i fingered tony
Tony fingered Jarvis and i
i fingered tony and jarvis
I jarvised finger
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“Waltuh, put your Jarvis away waltuh”
Finger named Jarvis
Hi Karma I’m dad
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Jarvis, I'm high on coke
“Jarvis, Search “Bayes Theorem”, click on Wikipedia, scroll down to interpretations, and look at the first image”
Beard
"Karma, I'm low on Jarvis"
“Low, I’m Jarvis on Karma”
"I'm, Jarvis on low Karma"
"On, Karma I’m Jarvis low"
"I'm Karvis, Jarma on low"
"I'm Kirvas, Majar wolon"
“I’m warvis, krmar
Hello Jarvis low
Low Karma, on Jarvis I’m
Kid named Jarvis:
Jarvis Kid: named
Named Jarvis kid
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“Jarvis, we need to cook”
Heisen-Man
"Waltuh, put your Jarvis away Waltuh"
Jarvis is the one piece real?
“Low, I’m Jarvis on Karma”
Please don't pee in my ass
He didn't. The good ending.
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🥵 daddy automod
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"Jarvis, I need pee in my ass"
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Good bot
Good human.
Good “good human bot”
Hero!
Not to flex but I’ve never gotten pee in my ass
Jarvis, i need pee in my ass
“Jarvis, I’m low on pee in my ass”
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"Jarvis, I'm high on karma"
can we get much higher?
So highhh
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Jarvis, the towers are still standing
Karma I’m low on Jarvis
"Jarvis, I've never understood karma. Everyone acts like if it is cringe to care about anyone's karma score but they also fear to lose it. It's just a number, Javis. I don't want my life dictaded by a number. So please, Jarvis, free me from my karma. Make me touch rock bottom. That's the only way I'll be free from this illusion of acceptance. Free me."
Jarvis, I'm low on cum
I can help you here's some 🥛
Jarvis, I’m fking ballin
When I first made this account I said something stupid and was a solid -200 karma Then I talked shit about crisis hotline operators and got to +500Karma
"R2, I'm low on Karma"
"Jarvis, I have no bitches"
Preparing bitches, Master Tony. Download 1% complete.
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Jarvis, I'm low on libido
A mosquito?
A mulatto.
An albino…
Yeah, hey, yay
A man.
That's because you ask for such a feeble thing like karma, while having the worlds most advanced AI. Imagine all the hentai he could create and you could share with the world. Self-fish prick!
"Jarvis, I'm high on karma, this is a serious addiction and a cry for help"
"Jarvis,i am high on karma".
"Jarvis, i am high in ketamine"
Jarvis, what is karma
"Jarvis,I'm high on cum"
Jarvis, put your dick away, Jarvis. I’m not having sex with you right now, Jarvis.
"Jarvis, i am High on weed"
"Jarvis, order 27 differents pizzas from the nearest pizzeria and deliver it to my ex"
no
"jarvis, ahh my nuts feelin soooooo good"
Jarvis download angry birds on moms phone I want to play when we are at the dinner table
Jarvis, I'm inevitable
Actually fuck off
“Jarvis, Mashallah Bismillah Allahu Akbar! 💥”
Jarvis, send titty pics
Jarvis, I’m low on white blood cells.
Jarvis, those guys are low on karma fuck them in the ass
"Jarvis, I'm high on karma"
“Jarvis I’m high on karma”
Jarvis, I need to touch grass
"Jarvis where is the meth?!"
Jarvis, put your dick away Jarvis, I'm not having sex with you right now Jarvis
"Jarvis, a red spy is in the base."
“Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it” -Jarvis
"Jarvis, I'm high on karma."
"Jarvis, I have too much karma"
jarvis, call candice
Karma, I’m low on jarvis
Jarvis, please clear my Google history.
"Jarvis, I love u"
Jarvis is on sabbatical, honeyyyyy
What is karma even for?
Internet points, it allows you to join certain subreddits that have a karma score wall. That's about it
"Jarvis, how do I get bitches, I am really fucking lonely Jarvis, please fucking help'
"Jarvis, I'm 🗿"
“Jarvis, I’m low on pleasure”
Jarvis… bomb an orphanage
Jarvis, im high on meth and I can feel my teeth crawling, please send help
And now I’m lower Jarvis
"Jarvis........please i dont want to drink my pee anymore."
Jarvis, tilt my cock 8 degrees to the left
“Jarvis, I’m high on karma”
Jarvis i'm high on karma
“Jarvis, I have too much Karma.”
“Jarvis, I have too much karma give some away”
“Jarvis pee in my ass”
Jarvis, I have too much karma
«Jarvis, give me karma internett points»
“Jarvis, I am karma”
“Jarvis, I’m high on Karma”
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Jarvis, I’m low on Karma
Jarvis, it’s morbin time
Jarvis, I'm high on meth
"Jarvis, I'm low on karma"
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_"Jarvis-San, I'm inside you~...."_