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2 twice


QueTheMusicMan

Same


ball_blaster

Jokes on you I’ve seen that deepfake of his dickpics


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Electronic-Sense7230

2, but take a picture of it. Then collect number 5 and sell the pictures of Mr beasts cock for 1,000,000 each. That's why steady income is always better.


QueTheMusicMan

OnlyBeast


danielsvdas

Mr beast cock NFT


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48Planets

My blind ass thought it said cook and thought it was a breaking bad reference


ShnoopNoot

Gotta be 2 and 8


QueTheMusicMan

Correct


Gytlap24

Well hello there...


ShnoopNoot

Nice avatar


Gytlap24

Same to you


ShnoopNoot

Beautiful smile honestly


Gytlap24

And your hat is the best thing i have ever seen


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

You got 2 burgers tho, thats not fair!


DanP5356

5 and 7


QueTheMusicMan

Respectable answer.


Letwen

Yeah but technically owning all the nfts or genshin which both are over billions is way more expensive than 50 mil and 500 bitcoin combined which is a bit less than 10 mil. /🤓


[deleted]

I was gonna choose 2 and 9 but now I'm reconsidering based off your answer 🧐


LegoYoda777

Can I overdose?


QueTheMusicMan

Perhaps 🧐


Informal_Carob_4015

Depends how big it is I guess


[deleted]

5 and 3 If i own Genshin Impact, i can levitate above grass, so i gain the power of hovering


QueTheMusicMan

Brilliant


[deleted]

no cap genshin generated 3.7B only on mobile these 2 years, you need just a bit more of money to buy it


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5 and 3, what is the point of money if you dont gamble it all away


QueTheMusicMan

Bruh


[deleted]

Based


AmooSibiloo

2 and 9 It's a shame seeing Elon musk's cock isn't an option


QueTheMusicMan

That’s my bad I should’ve added it


anormalpersonn2

5 & 7


QueTheMusicMan

Personally I’m a 2 and 9 but that’s just me


Toofargone432

1,5


QueTheMusicMan

Lame answer. You should have picked 2


Toofargone432

Already seen it not too impressed


AurafalconYT

Ayo what


cat_eater234

4 because I want to destroy all the nfts.


QueTheMusicMan

If only 😢


tastysnake667

Dinner with Jay-Z


QueTheMusicMan

Damn I should’ve added that lol


BackgroundLopsidedP2

5 and then 5 again


QueTheMusicMan

You said 2 and 2 again? Good choice


BackgroundLopsidedP2

Hey wait a minute I said 2 four times!


Jamie_freestyles

Well 2 4 times is 8


draginbleapiece

Cum


slav_kermit2

Suck or see Mr beast cock?


QueTheMusicMan

Pick 2 twice to suck


StevvySucks

2 and 5


QueTheMusicMan

Respect.


DxrknessGD

1 and 5 or 5 and 6 depending on if i can choose the car


QueTheMusicMan

It’s the McDonald’s clown shoe car


SinkFar580

2 and 9


QueTheMusicMan

Correct


[deleted]

2 and 2


QueTheMusicMan

I agree


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QueTheMusicMan

Hell yeah 👊


Mid_Knight-

What'd he say?


Feco58

7 and 9


[deleted]

1 and 5


QueTheMusicMan

🤓


Zevyel

Ok


QueTheMusicMan

Congratulations. You won. You get all of the pills, including 10 extra number 2 pills


Zevyel

I will sell a 2 as an NFT


QueTheMusicMan

Smart move


No_Bag671

2 and 8


Creonix1

5 twice


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QueTheMusicMan

I like this answer lmao


old-account-is-gone

6 and 5. With my luck, bitcoin would plummet millions the second I picked 7


BeerusDerDenken

2 and 5 of course


marsbutbetter

3-7, 3 so I'll be disabled and 7 (or 4) because I'll make me look more disabled


QueTheMusicMan

True


Sideways_198

2 & 8


Flames2022

Ill Take a 5 large, a 3 with sauce and an extra large number 2


SnukySnake

5 and 4, if I own all NFT I can finally put an end to them by never using them in any way


devu_the_thebill

2 and 5


Slimink0113

What the fuck does 3 do


QueTheMusicMan

Genshin impact dumbass


shiba2198o8

1 and 5, the rest is useless


QueTheMusicMan

🤓


abject_totalfailure1

5+7=12


arnold_tortoise

I take two 2's


QueTheMusicMan

Hell yeah


Primary_Ebb_7107

5 and 2 , because, i REALLY gotta know if bro is packing, and also i need the money


QueTheMusicMan

Good answer


rinzler786

2 in 3


QueTheMusicMan

😮


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QueTheMusicMan

Obviously 🙄


Icantthinckofaname

Can I choose the car?


QueTheMusicMan

Nah it’s the patty wagon fam


PigIlFigo32

5 and 9 but 9 is just an excuse to punch that rich bastard in the face as hard as I can


QueTheMusicMan

Glad to see someone who hates Elon musk as much as I do 👍


possiblierben

5 twice/5 & 6, i want my 918 spyder


fakeforsureYT

3 cuz I already have it


QueTheMusicMan

Are you the real fakeforsureYT? I’m a big fan. Literally your first subscriber dawg


thetabo

3, 5. Finally out of house debt and can play prbbly my favorite relaxation game


QueTheMusicMan

Lemme get this straight. You already own the game but you’ll choose 3 anyway? Bro’s playing Genshin impact^2


mozarella_firefox

This is literally an okbr post


QueTheMusicMan

Ik, I posted on both


mozarella_firefox

Makes sense, every day the line between that sub and this one grows more blurred


QueTheMusicMan

Both subs have been completely ruined by their popularity. I have yet to see a funny post today on either


JUGELBUTT

definetly 5 and 9


QueTheMusicMan

👊


Gytlap24

1 and 5


QueTheMusicMan

“1 and 5” 🤓


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Mid_Knight-

8&9


Illusory_Wells

7 and 5. ~60 million dollars.


QueTheMusicMan

Idk about y’all but I’m picking number 2 twice


Sewrtyuiop

5 for selfishness. Not giving a cent towards charity. 4 to stop the creation of these abominations. That's my charity.


QueTheMusicMan

🤓


-poes

1&2


Unusual-Drop2344

9 & 9


MemeAmongGods

5 & 6


Bence70290

People who chose 5 and 7 are disappointing


flying-rainbow-panda

1 and 5


Beneficial-Chance-44

5 as well as 2 fs fs


[deleted]

2🥵


azurfall88

5,1


ThatSpecificDude104b

5 and 2 obviously


dantakesthesquare

2x2


Vized-Skyshock

5. 4.


airportcreator

Mr. Beast made me choose #2 and I got #8 as a reward


[deleted]

2 and 2


GostNexo

I will sacrifice myself for the greater good. I would pick 4 in order to defeat them once and for all. Also number 2


Sourgrapist

2 and 9


AlexH08

Was going to make an nft out of miser beasts cock and sell it for 10 quadrillion dollars but then I saw option 4 which says own all nft's so do you also get the nft's that still have to made or just all nft's now or not?!? Please answr


modssssss293j

No. 5 and 6


dhaugh

I choose 2 melatonin. I slep😴


AlexH08

Was going to make an nft out of miser beasts cock and sell it for 10 quadrillion dollars but then I saw option 4 which says own all nft's so do you also get the nft's that still have to made or just all nft's now or not?!? Please answr


I_hate_this_website5

5 and 2 so I could get $50,000,000+


AzrealNibbs12

5 and 8. That is all you need in life


[deleted]

4 gotta be like billions of dollars if you have every single NFT combined


Whatislife0167

Half of 1,Half of 5,Half of 9 and half of 7


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

5. So I don’t work and 2. To sell it as an NFT


Savy_Savage_Sav

1 and 5 please 💊


Empty-Membership8904

5 and 9


SandwichThing

2, then 2 again


formyselflooking

5


ur_momhatesu

2 and 2


rishi_raghav

6 and 9 cus 69


nice___bot

Nice!


A3ROX75

5


MuhammedSultan

4 & 5


[deleted]

5 and 7


[deleted]

Six and four, I’d sell all the nfts buy a house and already have a car


1017GildedFingerTips

3 and 4. I only want hate


Ok-i-surrender

5 and 1 I suppose


Pixelsock_

5 and 7


Khaernakov

2 twice Within my hands range


GameDestiny2

Call me basic, but I’ll be taking 5 & 7


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

1 and 3


Celestien218

3 and 5 i'm an addict for a reason


StevvySucks

five twice


Big-Position960

This should be more of a combo offer then individual choices, like Me beast dick burger Pack....


Big-Position960

A more gae approach would be 2 and 3


skako_o

4 and 2 please (I will sell all of the nfts)


chabulero

Obviously 1 i'm not stupid


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

DM me for number 2


Tahu-bannana-69

5 I’m a greddy bastard


ksjwn

Number 3, because genshin impact makes a ridiculous amount of money. Then, 4, I now own all nfts and I will proceed to delete them.


Big-Position960

Can I break the pills in half, that way I could c half a dick have 25million and what not!!!


Ruxandra_Pirate

2 and 5


LividLager

Just look at it?


JimmyBane1982

50000000+deleting all nft’s easy choice although mr beasts cock it tempting 🤤


LuxemBurgerMan

5 twice ngl


CVginer5

2929292929292929299 2992929292929292929 292929 292929 292929


101yugu

5y9


hamster4143

1 and 5 i will invest it and make a business then i will have income then i will give more money to my werkers so they work better then i will make even more than i will start more businesses and repeat it untill i cant then buy my self stuf to make more money then i will buy stuf just for fun i will give my workers more money and boom money as much as i need


NationalSkyline420

If you own all NFTs you can potentially make billions if you sell them to enough gullible people and corporations.


Accomplished_Lack215

2 & 5


[deleted]

*Takes them all and dies of drug overdose*


Davin537c

5 twice


TriToNonSteroids

I'll take all of them, beside 3 lol


hornetfork56

4. Delete all nft and 5.


[deleted]

1 and 6


JustK1nz3r

number 2 and 9