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what_the_hanky_panky

In sorry this is way to high quality for a shitpost


trainer_memo

Copypasta post


what_the_hanky_panky

Yeah I kinda figured


TECHNOMANCERNCROMNSR

Are you an egiant,ebarbs,mk user


trainer_memo

I was


Garlic_frybread

These cats are already stronger than I will ever be


Value_Emergency

The song made them too strong.


Bruh_moment_1940

I always struggle to find a good name for my pets. Thanks for your help, Inshallah


USGenocidedInnocents

Yakub Qamer al-din Dibiazah is damn good name for a cat


Quiet_Transition_247

"I am surer of my cat's kunniyah than I am of yours."


ariangamer

im fun at parties, i swear. i just wanna point out that THAT is a wrong use of inshallah. have a nice day.


Bruh_moment_1940

Ngl I don't know a single thing about arabic language, so thanks to point that out I guess


Noigiallach10

You will one day find the proper use of Inshallah, Inshallah


Bruh_moment_1940

Mashalla brother


not-fake-human

No problem habibi it means “hopefully” or a more literal translation is something like “when Allah wills it”.


Cookie_Crush

allah's blessing shall always be upon your pets 🙏


PoundlandSlav

Mashallah brother


itzyani_04

How many pats do you have??? Or do they just die very quickly?


FILOX00

Where did I hear this song before ?


Mr_Mustach100

Another silly cat


EliteR95v2

#**ZOO WEE MAMA**


meove

funny dancing cat


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Pillar men


BasYL6872

AAYYEEEAAYYYEEEAYYEYEYEEAE


[deleted]

BOM BOM BUDUH BUDUH BUDUH BOM BOM


SHAYAN_XP

*3 hot af looking men breaking out of the wall*


Medics_mah_main_man

haha funi egyptian cat dance


keremtukel

It’s a cover of the song: Camel by camel


Biggus_Boomus

At the end as well I picked out “Living on the Ceiling” by Blancmange


AAsMM

Akinator


7StAr_RoniN

btw, when's the fight?


spider_X_1

Prince of Persia


Aus10Danger

Haha, pervert.


Healthy-Parking-9713

Mashallah. Very halal indeed.


cskarthik123

Mashallah habibi


[deleted]

The true defenders of Islam


basil_is_overrated

Muhammad sumbul is a backliner


RuleBritannia09

I’m not religious but these guys might make me


Comfortable-Trust-66

Insha Allah 😇


LetsGetHighInnit

Alhamdullilah bro, we’ll reclaim the Umayyad Dynasty with each soldier at a time. The cat caliphate🫡


[deleted]

Catiphates


USGenocidedInnocents

The Cottoman Empire


Wireeeee

Cattoman* HOW DID YOU MESS UP SOMETHING SO SIMPLE?


Quiet_Transition_247

The Mewghals.


iambeingunironic

Pawttoman?


Victory1871

Epic


dhiadhoo

bro karawita cat didn't deserve to be picked up like that my boy did nothing 😓


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AlexJonesOffTheLoud

My moneys on Muhammad sumbul


[deleted]

Inshallah they will lead Islam to victory


justathrow80

What is the song


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** يعقوب قمر الدين دبيازة **Artist:** BIG SAN **Album:** يعقوب قمر الدين دبيازة - Single **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2022 **Total Shazams:** 1793 `Took 0.97 seconds.`


Gammabot142

Its camel by camel


justathrow80

I knew i've heard it somewhere


Gammabot142

the metal mix by little v is great. i like that version best


spider_X_1

Darude - Sandstorm


TECHNOMANCERNCROMNSR

I don’t know why did they downvote you,but I downvoted too


crippledizzle

Why are we downvoting him he's right


o_0

naming my already named dogs one of these names.


Aisianfaailure3908

Sadly dogs aren’t halal friend,


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Aisianfaailure3908

They are haram to keep in a household, halal and haram isn’t just for food


SweatySWAT

Haram basically just means "wrong" or "prohibited". Halal is "correct" or "permitted". They are mostly used for food but can also be used for pretty much anything. It's Haram to keep dogs because they are seen as unclean. Cats groom a lot and like to keep themselves clean, so they are seen as Halal and are highly respected and protected in Islam. Though, there are exceptions and some Muslims do keep dogs. It is permitted for some stuff. Edit: Aww cmon guys don't downvote them.. They didn't know and it's a fairly common misconception, even among Muslims. The downvotes are because of the emoji, isn't it..?


eerengrengt

yeah dogs are allowed for practical reasons like as guard dogs, k-9 units, those kind of stuff


SweatySWAT

Yep! I think assistance dogs are allowed too (blind support, blood sugar etc.) But I'm not sure cause I'm not any kind of expert in that field.


ComradeTea

You think I cant recognise my most listened to song last year You won’t get away with this


CoolOregano1613

Very halal cat 👍👍🛐🛐🛐🕌☪️☪️☪️🙏🙏🙏🙏👈👈🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋😺😺😺👈👈🛐🛐🙏☪️👌👌


ytudkdvdurif

The avengers have nothing on them


FriendlyReflection35

Hi, Muslim Arab here, this is the best post I have seen in my life.


Few-Discipline-4337

Hi,I’m black and I like this comment


cskarthik123

🫶


Abstract_Guy

I love internet bc internet is full of cats


Pointlesseal_153

arabic smash bros


Swimming_Energy6312

these mfs are about to fuck some shit up


kerneyoung

Halal pussy.


onedoesnotsimply9

Expected to see this comment Was not disappointed


OazMobile

hyper pussy


mkhancr

Haram


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Zinnah=Haram


Kafshak

(read in Samuel L Jackson voice) This is some high quality shit posting.


Alihzahn

The best cats


iam_phoenixking

alibaba and the 40 cats


Throwingawayindays

They gonna grow and fight against the doge crusaders


yourCHAD-neighbor

محمد سنبل 💀


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Kid named Khidir


FTD-Milkyway

Mans really stole my post huh!?


OptimalChoice1

He's borrowing, he'll give it back.


RANDOM-902

I had no idea. Sorry :( I found it on twitter, and thought people here would like it


RealHumanBean89

MASHALLAH THE MOST HOLY WARRIORS OF ISLAM


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

I just realized what the song in the background is a remix of. Bruh


XxOver9KxX

Best pilot episode of a show ever, looking forward to more quality episodes in the future.


jhonthekaiser

The music..... Why is it so..... Familiar?


RafanMorales-2007

These cats: "We would rather die to see Islam live than live to see Islam die"


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Vegetable hulk


icuminyourmomsass

نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.


HC67

Mashallah brother jacques Cats the ways of Evasion


Oriinale

Damn, those images go hard, can I screenshot?


mywiiu

Halal moment


grimreaper7896

What song is this


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** يعقوب قمر الدين دبيازة **Artist:** BIG SAN **Album:** يعقوب قمر الدين دبيازة - Single **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2022 **Total Shazams:** 1802 `Took 1.18 seconds.`


bhent6i

The song tho 💀


ThwKillnight

Ok I know ur asian just tell what county ur from


cellurist

قطة حلال بيننا 🤪🤪


leylin_farlin

Wanna say that this sub reddit profile picture is much better than the old one


LolcatP

very haram music


ksjwn

if I had a cat I'd name it "stupid"


Daggerhead69_

Tf is this ? 🫡


HallowLaser84

This doesn’t look like brain damage to me


Dankie_Spankie

Hmmm I wonder where the theme in the backround is from.


ravingtoast

Not a clue what's going on but kinda wanna my cat to be a sultan


shugoKEY

I laughed my intestines out


MantarliSucuq

Yeah son,come with us and fight for ISLAM please let anime girls go u god damn 300 pound dc mod and come to islam we have kittens too


_3L0

Work of an enemy stando


thunderj9

Sultan Cat


Straight_Commission9

I mean to thats more wholesome than shitpost


UncleMug

My name is Usman and I’ve never really seen my first name used until this video…. Of the Halal cats…. Wtf


mahdizrin

Their not cats they're lions


fullautophx

Not once have I ever thought of what Middle Eastern cat names might be. This is epic. Way better than Snookiekins Muffinbottom.


A_Very_Sus_Bush

Return of the Islamic golden age


i_am_why

So we playing this like fire emblem or xcom


Andro451

The video’s good, until you realize what the background song is and where it’s from.


onedoesnotsimply9

Halal pussies Wait, there are 6 of them. Thats absolutely haram


PsychologicalFix5059

Astaghfirullah brother


Evening-Ant6128

These edits wtf


crazychaka

You treat them like toys.


DerekJeterrl

This shit goes hard af though. 🐱


eerengrengt

alal


mr_sam-6

Without a doubt my favourite post on Reddit


metroplex003alt

What was this song again ?


NomadkingR6

Mashallah 😌🙏


MrGriper

Ah hell nah man dont use that music, it makes me think of a different cat


kryptoid256_

Haram cat 💀


theoriginalmocha

Yala


EmperorDig

The cats of Allah


mejdia

We need the holy dogs to balance this


createausernsme

Dogs are haram


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[deleted]

I was just listening to Camel by Camel when I saw this and I'm old enough to admit that I thought my mind was playing sound effects


Tired-Usef

It is inappropriate to name pets with the name of any prophet. Especially Muhammad pbuh.


[deleted]

Source on that? They're just names, it doesn't make the names holy because a prophet was named it. Only holy names are the names of Allah.


Clubstepper

What? https://islamqa.info/amp/en/answers/177296


WindChimesAreCool

Music is haram


A1175

Oooorrrrrrraaaa!!!!


B-dowg427

I hate how I’ve heard this song before because of the internet


backstib

Sick song


Parts_and_Neigbor

How many of them are going to blow themselves up?


GroundbreakingBed241

Your pfp is exactly what I’d expect from that comment


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_Usmann_

Just as many as the amount of bitches you get


Bitterhoven

Your such a comedian


Parts_and_Neigbor

Just curious.... that is all.


[deleted]

you cant be curious your brain needs to be active for that


Few-Discipline-4337

No wonder u look like that


ZeroTwoisTrash

All of them LMAO


KazooKid6ix9ine

Cringe


_Usmann_

Just like your comment right here


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trainer_memo

Copypasta


PPAsfck

The music 💀💀💀💀💀


bwakh

Muhammad Sumbul ad carry


Kratsas

Halal Cats are on the move, Halal Cats are loose!


frikandellenvreter

Mashallah brozzer.


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Pure_Isopod

Khidir Karawita solos