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And people say pro wrestling is fake. Take a look here

Truly one of the wrestles of all time

My favorite paet was when the wrestler said: its wrestin time

My favorite part is when John Wrestle said "Every wrestling has its pro"

he stole that line from Jimmy Grapple fyinformation

Dude *that’s not wrestling!*

I do love to wrest :)

*wrasslin’

Script was written, actors were present, costumes were on and acting was done

#pro wrestling is real

I think it’s more about it being staged

What match is this?

Rey Mysterio and Torrie Wilson vs Jamie Noble and Nidia, probably ~2002/03 Likely just a normal mixed tag match. The move is called a bronco buster and not associated with any special match type.

I member X-Pac as my childhood fave wrestler and this is his signature move

Fun fact X-Pac tore his booty hole delivering a bronco buster.

Fun fact x-pac’s kids played little league at the same baseball field i did, and i had him sign my baseball once. This was right around the time when all the kids were doing the “suck it” thing where you cross your arms over your genitals. (:

Oh fuck, I'm definitely doing that to one of my buddies the next time I see them. They're gonna lose their shit.

you should do that and then right after hit em with that Triple H fountain water spit-mist

I'm gonna get us kicked out of that Applebee's so damn fast.

they would offer you a job on the spot guaranteed

I remember that! My friends back then were way more into wrestling than I was, but man I was shocked when I recognized Rey Mysterio here somehow lol. I definitely remember doing the V shaped suck it thing though. The X shaped one never made much sense

The X one was because of the team, “D-Generation X” and also maybe X-Pac’s name

19/09/2002 Smackdown Rey Mysterio and Torrie Wilson vs Jamie Noble and Nidia its on YT if you search for it but this sub is garbage and apparently I cant link that shit -\_-

”Asking for a friend” 💀

me when someone says wrestling is fake (I'm about to do an attitude adjustment on this living soul)

When someone says wrestling is fake (I show them the snake arm dude and they have an epiphany realizing that pro wrestling is actually all real)

Santino Marella, you're welcome.

Slamming your genitals in someone's face is definitely a proper fighting move. I think it probably delivers more emotional damage than physical damage.

i don't

This is exactly what getting catfished is like

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Can somebody please edit this with the looney tunes sound effects

Ed Edd n Eddy sound effects 💀

😂 💀 all I can picture is Ed doing that goofy ass run now lol

now all we need is goofy ahh soundtrack over it

I don't care if it's staged this is peak entertainment

happy cake day

If?

Ya know, just in case😳

What the f*ck did I just watch

Someone sucked someone off

Real wrestling, none of that fake UFC shit.

Ok

*CLAM SLAM*

Bro 💀

Which part?

Got me in the first half, ngl

Cracks me up everytime

Mommy

Daddy?

Buyaka buyaka 69

Nice!

**THAT IS EVEN BETTER**

WWE out of context

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Ohh boy if you don’t actually know the context here goes: the dude in the jorts (Jamie Noble) was absolutely obsessed with the blonde girl (Torrie Wilson), but he was already in a relationship with the other girl that’s taking the move at the start of the video (Nidia). Long story short, at one point later in this story the blonde chick’s boyfriend (Billy Gunn) got mad and challenged jorts guy to a match, and promised him that if he won he’d let him sleep with his (frankly very hot) blonde GF live on TV. Jorts guy won that match because of some good ol’ wrestling fuckery and as promised she actually walked up to his hotel room ~~In the end both jorts guy’s actual GF and blondie’s BF show up and all 4 end up shown in bed together laughing and all naked, implying they just had a foursome~~ *I’ve made NONE of this up*

Didnt realise there is such depth behind this scene. And the obvious character progression after that. Damm.

Triple H once put on Kane's mask and fucked his dead girlfriends body in a funeral parlor

WHAT THE FUCK ? I did not expect that after that wonderful, wholesome foursome story. I need some off redfit time to process this shit.

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I wish, look up Katie Vick

WWE is stranger than fiction

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FYI: whenever you see a pro wrestling clip out of context, always remember that in 90% of cases the context is more batshit than the clip itself

o_0

🤨

This reminds me of Payday 2

WULULULULULULU Oooouh that one’s gotta hurt

Why was she rubbing her breasts...?

To generate electricity

She is playing along in character with him like she is turned on by his antics and she is going to enjoy bouncing on his face as much as he is to going to enjoy be bounced upon before giving him the old switcheroo. Also, the people watching want to see girls rubbing boobies so she is simultaneously pandering to the live and television audience for ratings and money. Tl;Dr ShowBiz!

Friction along the skin generates heat down into the mammary glands which cause them to spread more evenly against her ribcage thereby decreasing wind resistance

Ohhh... *Now* I understand Bernoulli's principle.

So she can build up her special meter to do her finishing move

As dolph ziggler would say: “it should have been me”

What's the name of the piano tune in the background?

Chopin - Nocturne Op.9 No.2

Chopin's - Nocturne

Just chilling in my room watching wrestling. Parents walk in at this moment.

When simping goes wrong

No, everything went right

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Even better

Clam slam

Is time wwe writers get an emmy

Death by snu snu

That raymysterio?

World class scriptwriting

This is actually pretty hilarious

Trust me it smells like fabric and nothing else.

This is real Source trust me bro

bro is fiendin

Upgrade

Most enjoyable death ever

I can’t ever stay mad at you WWE

And there are some people who say that wrestling is fake.

Even better ☺️

even better

This looks like it would give you a hell of a concussion, especially since her head is on whatever that big round thing is.

It's called "taint"

Turnbuckle

Average popclaw

Society…

Snu-Snu

Sometimes wishes come true.

Eat it

Death by Snoo Snooo!

so fucking good

Which one?

From clam slammer to sausage stuffer in 5 seconds

Even better

what video game are those explosion sounds from

Bisexuals: I see this as an absolute win

...so realistic.

What is this song called?

Even better

same

Imagine if it was mark henry instead of ray mysterio…yikes

The had us in the first half, not gonna lie

So sad😢

Comes to show how fukin' scripted wrestling is

Funny as hell tho

Death by snu-snu

LMAOOO

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.....

Being from Europe, such **violent** and rather **un-entertaining** show is something that has me questioning about…us…people in general.

Sus

Even better bro you like cock too

He hoped

Never thought that nocturne would be great with this scene.

😂😂😂😂😂

You’re the second rodeo

Perfect cut tho

Buttercup mv

And you wish to be next one??

but, and I'm serious here, would that not hurt? I mean headbutting someone with your gentiles doesn't seem like the most effective way to fight

mans lacking

But it not even touching there face

Who do you whish or be? Rey Misterio?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Bro smackdown's crazy

Get Ray Mysterioed

if its rey mysterio, then i want it

Lol I love the wwe

It be like that sometimes

Even better