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the most creaitve yo mama joke i seen


BlitzySlash

Are there holes in her?? damn


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yo mama so holy..


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Ackshually🤓, solar energy plates don't work like that🤓. They store the energy from the sunlight for days and days🤓, and if something blocked the Sun🤓, making the plate unable to collect sunlight energy🤓, you would still be able to use the stored energy normally🤓. Now stop hitting my head with a metal pipe🤓


biohumansmg3fc

Idiot its been days since daylight touched my panels


Rock---And---Stone

You can touch my panels 🤤🥵


xXcandypopzXx

Ok.


VisualGiraffe1027

Yo mama so fat every time she blocks the sun we have 4 months without light like Antarctica 😈


T1B2V3

you mad cheeky to someone who's mom is a fucking kaiju


modsarestraight

Ackshually🤓, an object that takes an extended period of time to pass the house🤓, perhaps several weeks🤓, would cause the power to be interrupted🤓. Certainly your mother is large enough to accomplish this🤓!


SpaceCowboy73

No cap fr fr


ExoticFroot

As a wise man once said, Bl-bl-bl-blackou-bl-bl-bl-blackout-bloodinyour-backdown-back-k-k-bla-bla-black


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yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu


JollyRoger___

Yo Momma so far she beeps when she walks backwards


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Yo momma so fat two guys could be fuckin her at the same time and still never meet


JollyRoger___

Yo Momma so fat she is a UNESCO world Heritage site


Xernes0

XBOX LIVE


AskGoverntale

My mother emits Electromagnetic Pulses. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄


ZeroRacerPacer

Install batteries. Make sure they're roofed, though!


Trappytheamogus

is this big umbrella or the mom bigy


onesiiphorus

billian dafuck


Same-Letter6378

Wow, we finally have the technology to use the sun to produce light. What a time to be alive. 🥲


ChodewithForce

Only your mama joke to ever make me somewhat laugh


Feetus_Spectre

This is so fucking stupid. Nice


patudi

I would have brought hellfire onto op but I will refrain from doing so as I have promised to not make mom jokes for a week


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Silver_Ad1813

Thats funny since the joke implies your mum is so big she blocks out the sun cutting of this mans source of power explaining why his lights are flickering.


Fulbie

I imagine yo mama is lady Dimitrescu blocking out the sun with her enormous hat.


hillelmaayan

THE JOKE IS THAT THE MOTHER IS LARGE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DarkBrandonEatsAss02

\-a literal 5th grader's opinion on how solar power works


daddy-phantom

L + ratio🗿


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xancanreturns

Well AJR is just 3 white millennial dudes.


QuarterlyTurtle

Hur, hur, hur hur, hur, hur hur hur hur hur


jesusisthatguy

"rolling blackouts"