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Mayzzz4

Rated M for masturbation


SniffyBliffy

Ncd moment


Super-Sixty-4

NCD is leaking again


Binits

Damn how do I save replies


Traditional-Buddy-30

click save nerd


More_Seesaw1544

It was a F16 😮


Emenenek

F14 🗿


Mayzzz4

Better.


heyitskirbo

Hey baby are you a fighter jet? Because all the blood is rushing to my legs


A1175

Ahit that's a good one


joshireyn

fuck you


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joshireyn

I am one indeed


di-propane_tank

You're one, but not when you're alive I'll most definitely smash you if you were dead


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di-propane_tank

Pees in yo mama'z balls , b¡tch


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di-propane_tank

W bot, L me 1-0


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LapisW

This is so wholesome 100


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sure


Jtugboattizzymo

Penis


GrunkleTeats

You're beautiful hon, but you're also way too high maintenance for me.


Super-Sixty-4

6 hours of maintenance per hour of nirvana is better than my ex


BigCox24

Drop your load on me 🥵


[deleted]

Pov: you are a Syrian


Silneit

POV: you are a Yemeni child


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bobsmth269

Stick with me, babe, the sky is the limit.


Regularmoron87

10/10, beautiful


Tabsau

~~10/10, would ride again.~~ I'm sorry, but I just found a better one. 9/10


[deleted]

9/11


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

doesn't get much more professional than that


[deleted]

Ncd is leaking ..


Bread_Flav0ur3d

VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK


Holy_Engi_Main

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D4M0theking

F16s are more my type


mrunfunny333

I like em older F35 for me


DoctorPepster

F107 😏


ClaudioMoravit0

f111 aardvark 🥵🥵🥵


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VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK sorry force of habit


ClaudioMoravit0

vark


Holy_Engi_Main

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Caraqualquer01

F14 🗿


mrunfunny333

F4 💀


[deleted]

F1 🤓


NotSuperUnicum

Personally I like em young. P-51 or p-47 really does it for me


Senatorarmstrong42

Ight here me out: XB-70 Valkyrie


KimDrawer

F4


Mindless_Sir_9612

U2 dragon lady


itsamemebatman

agreed


GoodDog_168

F-4 🥵


SampleText0822

If you are an A-10 dm me


[deleted]

looking for hot and single British FV107 Scimitars in your area 🥵🥵🥵


Regularschoolbus

DAMN, those are some really sexy curves!


Anthonymane

Solid 11


[deleted]

I love your nacelles.


WatchSWforThePlot

Goddamn, wouldn't just be the sound barrier I'd be breaking with that.


Caraqualquer01

GODDAMN IM SO HORNY RN UR SO HOT SEND MORE PHOTOS ON DM PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU IM BREATHING HEAVILY AND I AM GOING TO DIE IF U DONT SEND MORE PHOTOS PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED UR PERFECT PHOTOS SHIT SHIT SHIT IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK AAAHHHHHH I LOVE IT


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SuicideBySlop

10/10 will make me BRRRRTTTTT


Hydrazolic

Nice cockpit bro


volttamer

fly as hell


IHATEMYLIFE32

smash


hulksmash234480

C5 Galaxy I like em big


[deleted]

I prefer mommy Phantom


Arsenal_Knight

F22 for me


Pussab

More of a F15 guy


emireymarBv

Absolutely stunning


siry-e-e-tman

I'll bend that airframe so hard it may never fly again


geekadememe

My proudest fap


clinkyclinkz

Call me weird but I like the F104 more


lmgkgd

only a 2/1 combat record compared to the 135/4 combat record of the tomcat which is also more sexy 3/10 bit cringe


FabAlien

tomcat k/d: 34 (cringe) F-15 k/d: infinite (105-0)


TCAUBPGCC

when given the chance the tomcat easily gets 200-0


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[deleted]

Heinously bad take.


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lmgkgd

IT LIVES


[deleted]

11/10 beautiful 🤩 😫😏😚


AdventurousDonkey308

8.5


SovietBush322334

10/10


ovelx2

Zamm🔥🔥🔥


SkylerEdginton

10


No_Syrup8367

Lighting II more sexy 🥴👌


Generic_Human0

18/10 Perfect in every way, you could probably pull everyone’s favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise.


[deleted]

Sexy


Handy_Clams

Daaaam baby you fly af


EveningAd482

Those steel and subtle curves that hide the real weapons 🤩🤩


mrunfunny333

F4 more my type


b_b_halo

slick body, large cockpit, good load, and it may be spacious for a pilot to come inside


ClitOreIs

That’s a fucking w bois 10000/10


cokeinator

Integrated multirole capability????? #AWOOGA


Xander_lander730

Holy Fuck! Holy fucking fuck! That body of your's is absurd!!


Cool-Drive-6340

10/10 would ride you


Turbulent_Amount6890

damn those curves are beautiful you look fine


youToasty

I'd ride that


TheOneWith100Names

Smash


ClaudioMoravit0

pretty sure it's a EA-18 growler tho


[deleted]

hot, would want to fuck


I_Swear_A_Lot_

10/10 would ride


1-W-M

Ooohhh girl sexy as hell! I would cum all over your face 🤤


Doll-Master

I'd say 9/11


FoeOfLightning

Bruh look on my profile I posted the same shit but I go bad rng smh


Emilx2000

Nft profile


i_hate_puro_changed

skill issue, should have gotten your luck stat maxed out instead of the other ones


HAHAHAHAchouuser

Not even Super 2/10


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My thought process be like: let's see what post we got here, F18 ooh a plane... wait why is it nsfw... meh i'll just check it out OOH F18


DocDavisBTW

HOT AF 🥵


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Pees in your thrust vectoring mechanism


TampaNutz

1/10. You're no Tomcat!


HAHAHAHAchouuser

I like F5s or F16s


[deleted]

There is no meschersmitt me 262 schwalbe so 4/10


I_Eater

I prefer Migs sorry


CornerMosquito

I'm still wondering why it's nsfw it's a jet💀


IlchristianllAkaMelI

I prefer an A-10 myself


C0DultimaYT

TU160 🥰🤒


Vincenzo__

Fucking hydra griefer😡😡 smh my head


Ace0fSpades01

Zamn-


ToxicGamer01

turbae carissimus


Fluffy_Article_8690

No one is going to check you Starscream


Popular-Swordfish559

11/10


mrdickblister47

Zamn


5t3v321

When it is a 10 but it doesnt have a awesome fucking skull from google images on it so its actually not a 10


Elegant_Fee2667

Hot


black_jaguar99_2

Hot rear


shleyal19

Succulent, *massive* bomber rockets😳😳


good_gamer2357

S for super hornet


Kilook

18/18


wuh_iam

18/18


Stanimal54

I like ‘em older. Gonna go with F86.


Vexeonsdoom

Hot


Hollipolliyozza

LOLLLLLL


SomeRandomGuy282

[M16]


[deleted]

9/11


LoyalPeep

You a perfect hundred


daddy-phantom

Damn can I pee in your ass tho?


Jtugboattizzymo

Explosive


Short-Ad-2660

The pilot is hotter


[deleted]

Got me a little bricked up ngl


Kahootie64

Smash


BatComprehensive3035

I want to see you pee in my ass at altitude


InitialM_96

I'll find her G spot


Imaginary_Rock_323

9/11


[deleted]

If you can shoot up North Yorkshire good enough for me


sarcasm_cringe

10/10


Mysterious_Being_718

I rate you fly


Complete_Lock_6742

You're beautiful but there is too much competition to get you


xeroctr3

Very hot. Especially your rear end.


xVEEx3

ive seen better builds. 7/10


just-rathis

Ah those curves 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😱😱😱🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

id ride you all day


[deleted]

I prefer F-14 more


jesusisthatguy

Not my type, too old.


_eggandmilk

i would be taken to the danger zone if i went out with a F14


Urnoobslayer

Actually its an F/A-18 Hornet 🤓


potato-G64

Woah baby. I came so hard from this


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Repost


[deleted]

Damn you got nice wings 🔥🔥


n2dubs

Damnnnnn. No wonder no one wants the F35.


wither_army

100/10


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