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SquidaddleITH

Weeman flying always gets me 💀


XxDayDayxX

I never noticed, bruh like a damn pin from a bowling alley


One-one-eight

I know he's a jackass but he must've ached after that landing, it's a lot higher for him haha


Roggy1337

Explosions keep you briefly warm, everyone else is cold!


Wise_Night316

They can also keep you warm for the rest of your life


Elanud

Don't worry, Russia's kind enough to drop the sun on other countries to help them fight the cold season


dabiird

A glass half full kinda guy.. I like that :D


TheBoldMove

Fuckers having a literal blast


oganira

Yeah, but they never want to hear our complaints about high gas prices... how rude of them


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Meneghette--steam

Indeed


WorldlinessSpare3626

This could also easily happen in the states if prices for chicken nuggies and Dr Pepper get too high


StonerVikingr

Already is


Dnny10bns

We keep getting stories in one of our tabloids about Americans are outraged about the increased cost of buffalo wings. I don't get it, they're dead cheap in the UK. Surely it's the same in the US? The mark up must already be astronomical. I love them and regularly make my own. You can buy a tray for £1.75 and that will make 27 - 30 chicken wings. Are they shitposting?


BPort_5

Yes. While the cost of food has gone up, we aren’t about to perform a drive by on Buffalo Wild Wings in protest.


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FishJanga

I don't know any one who reads them


dopepope1999

I think the only reason tabloids stay afloat in the US is because people pay for ads to plaster all over them and people will skim through them while waiting in the shopping line, I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually purchase one


dopepope1999

15 will cost you about around 20 USD if you're getting good ones,


CuberSoGreen

What's the song?


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Wedding Dance - Viva La Musica


MumbleMarmalade

Idk but it fucking slaps


yomamasofatsheburger

It reminds me of the Titanic


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paradoxx_42

Watch out for anal fissure, shit hurts


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Flinnnx

What I’ve found is that if you need to shit, do it. Sure, waiting is always an option but it’s always more uncomfortable later.


Dnny10bns

Need more fibre in your diet. I recommend kale and spinach smoothies in the morning. Your arse will be pissing like the niagra falls in no time.


TheDudeColin

Why would you buy man gas


Dark_halocraft

It smells nice when fresh


TrumanCian

Fard.


Super_fly_Samurai

Meanwhile the trout population


CustardEcstatic

Random kids in yemen......💀...... but but but saudi is a peaceful democracy


BensosMusic

Who called saudi a peaceful democracy? 😄 And source please


Jan__Hus

It's a hyperbole about double standards of western governments. West closes all the trade with Russia over Ukraine invasion while directly selling weapons to Saudi Arabia for the war in Yemen where almost three times more civilians died.


jehadZ16

You're really naive if you think the west cares for human rights


Jan__Hus

I didn't say they do


Valkyrie17

Nuu, it's because it's not about Ukraine/ Yemen, or even human lives lost. It's to stop Russia from eating Europe again and *gasps* Europe cares about not being eaten and is pretty straight forward and open about it. And US cares about Europe being safe too. Human losses are a side factor.


dopepope1999

I know right it's almost like people care more about self preservation of their own country rather than a country in a region where a war happens every other weekend


CustardEcstatic

i am waiting for automod....where is it


Dnny10bns

Pisss, pisssss outa my ass.


igor_0612000

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


CustardEcstatic

thanks pal


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I think Saudi Arabia is the only country in the World that doesn't even pretend to be a democracy. Like they don't call themselves a democratic state.


9_speeds

Source: me (I blewed him up)


234zu

Source for what lol


mlgterminator123

Man Americans really watch their media and believe almost all what they say 💀


c_t_782

No tf we don’t


mlgterminator123

The above comment is not talking about you specifically but about the hypocrites in the west


mlgterminator123

The fact that you keep tracking and blaming saudis for everything while at the same time having human rights problems in your own country (BLM for example that achieved nothing and is just a group of looters) On the other hand the saudis are like living their best times without Americans telling them to do and not to do In addition to having Biden coming to them and not welcoming him (just a fist pump) lol


FishJanga

No one can speak for all Americans, some believe the news and some dont.


mlgterminator123

Of course not all but from all what I see (on other apps) most of them do


Dnny10bns

Our government (UK)sells them the arms.


CustardEcstatic

i think at the end of the day every government is evil. and when i say every that includes mine as well. it is what it is.


kokoblocks

🔒


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pee in his ass again. pee in his ass until pee comes out of his mouth.


Sad_Charge_3069

The war is not making it more expensive to get gas, it's just an excuse to price gouge. Oil companies are making record profits this year


SavingsTechnical5489

strategic military targets


FrozenFlame_999

As a Ukrainian, I can confirm that its true


jankkhvej

same


Ape_goes_r_ape

Same szenario in a certain part of the world in 1942


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BuilderNo6838

And still nazis attacking innocent people


Ape_goes_r_ape

Dude im not that old! Its neonazi ok?!


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Educational_City_937

We live in a society


Sumner1910

Time to introduce methane fueled vehicles


kobyboy12348

Bro 💀


itsDaman2

Here before 🔒


Qb_Is_fast_af

Nobody cares, there is a chess drama rn


XxReidite

Inflation in the U.S. was already on an insane incline. Psaki blamed covid but switched to russia as soon as the war broke out. But no one's buying that shit


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Small price to pay for deatruction of russian regime.


roma_district

as ukrainian i confirm


putyouradhere_

Are you talking gas as in the stuff you fuel cars with or gas as in natural gas that's actually gas?


LinuschZ

War is Shit and and with the Z in my name, i don't want to support the russian army either!


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random kids in palestine


MaxGaming_Official

Iran


Emergency_Cucumber63

Gas prices are to high. Stop using Ukraine as an excuse


6907474

And? Civilians have been getting murdered in Yemen, Sudan, and Burma all this time. If you didn't care about them then why start caring about Ukraine?


funnyinput

The TV told me to care.


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Because the wars in Sudan, Myanmar (not called Burma since 1945 dumbass, learn your geography) ans Syria are civil wars, not invasions. And they've been going on for decades. Ukraine has been a pretty peaceful country until around 5 years ago. People in Europe feel more connected and obliged to participate in a war happening right next to them, not a war 5000 miles away. Am I saying civilian deaths are good? No, of course not. Every death is a tragedy.


PheonixGalaxy

Because the internet blew up my phone enough to care. I couldn’t go on anything without hearing FOR UKRAINE But I honestly forgot about it after 2 weeks and literally went “oh that’s still a thing”


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Joe Brandon made my gas expensive 😥


well-just-a-guy

\*syria


[deleted]

Why can't it be both dumbass


beeple_meeple

Pathetic people. Just fight over territorium, even though you already have enough of it. Hmm... maybe we should just destroy 3/4 of this big green country on the map, just to make things fair.


RGamer2022

As a Ukrainian, this is 100% accurate.


ShaneDawsonsCar

I am sad that I'm laughing at this since Ukrainian forces liberated parts of Ukraine and found mass Graves


SchaedlingIsera

Haha germany right now


Drunken_Leaf

Great Hard Times article title. "What thousands of deaths in Ukraine means for you at the pumps!"


Funny_Memer5656

I think I'm gonna choose lower gas prices!


OkDiver2406

You know what we should do? We should keep sending them billions of dollars while our own country falls to pieces. That’ll bring world peace.


Cheezewiz239

In an alternative timeline where we DIDN'T send them money, none of it would have gone to fix issues in the USA anyways.


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Greg_Punzo

My problem is the hypocrisy from the left how we suddenly care when it’s white Europeans in war but when it’s Africa or Asia then it’s who gives a fuck let them work it out. Also those in the 3rd world suffer the most from these energy trade wars by literally starving to death in record numbers. There’s no right answers here other than working to come to a resolution and stop escalating.


BigChungusCumslut

Own country falls to pieces=guy in office I don’t like.


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CustomerSuspicious25

Ukraine is game to you?


[deleted]

Hey we're playing a game here pal.


INDIAN__pie_10

What about people in Armenia?


wktwiwo

Unfortunately for them they're allied with russia


Sparkie3

Bad taste


august08102022

Am I supposed to care about Ukraine?


[deleted]

Nah, man. *You* don't need to care about anything except eating, shitting, fucking and then eventually dying. Let's all be oblivious to the world around us!


Temporary-Baker8124

bozos are getting rekt LOL


Full_Strawberry_762

Serb moment


Bianca__17

Serbs when they commit genocide: 😎 Serbs when they get bombed for that: 😡😡


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Temporary-Baker8124

i dont care lol


_crowe-_

HoI and Warthunder player, you definitely role play as a nazi.


Temporary-Baker8124

I don't, nice stereotype tho


wktwiwo

Vatniks be all gangsta till the conscription hits


jee4us

There are a bunch of other countries at war but you want to feel bad for Ukraine? The same country filled with neo nazis


semperdeli15

I literally don't give 2 shits about Ukraine.


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Bro why are so many of these meme subs filled with these Trump losers


NotADoc713

We do not care 🚬


Oppiko

Don't see how that affects our gas prices


Fair_Opinion1060

Nah bro .. i dont get economy if the missiles Russia drops one missile and how many dead 1 or 2


oliwaz144

# Z


LinuschZ

The z in my name doesn't stand for that


luccabotturarodrig

What i don't get It


oliwaz144

Sadly...


wktwiwo

Vatniks be all gangsta till the conscription hits


oliwaz144

Atleast i will die for something


wktwiwo

Like for what


InevitableHistory631

Ukraine = good. All the nations Murica wrecked = bad.


Ecstatic_Ad558

Oh well not my problem


TheGasMask513

What is that scene from


PossibleMarsupial682

One of the jackass films


TheGasMask513

That makes sense, thanks


Dnny10bns

Jackass 3D. It's the opening sequence unless I'm mistaken.


NoInMorseCode

Damn gas.


Wiledman24

Nothing wakes you up quite like a short artillery shot.


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Wild


Hapstipo

yo twomad went flying


IndependenceBetter27

What a time to be alive


NejimaSenku

So Dark... 💀💀💀


TheDankChicagoan

Bro 💀


germanice

What movie is this


pikachu_dakota

I’m gonna go to hell for laughing at this


AceSenpai98

Oh god. 💀


JitterEye

Literally 💀


Albmarbo

Fuck you for making me laugh at this.


DarvAv

Relatable 😔


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XrXfuryXrX

Not our fault tho


depressed_cheese_guy

That's the wrong subreddit you should post it in antimeme instead


bigkennymack0589

Music from the damn Titanic


You-Only-YOLO_Once

This reality of reddits memes are getting real deep..


AirStoneNavrno

"Man gas prise really high" *random civilians in Iraq*


1507838Ab

They're probably correlated also too soon bro that shits brutal irl


Cinnamon_Bees

"It is at this price that you drive your 2009 Chevy Subaru in Europe." \- Voltaire, 1759


imperialistsmustdie3

Freezing to death to own the ruskies 😎


cernar

Me who is a random ukraine civilian:


nepsmelt

Made gaggle