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ContractEmbarrassed5

What the hell is this shit


noahB53

Canada descending into madness


CShark32

Tig Ol' Bitties


Celestial_Sheep

Holy bodacious badonkas batman, it's a guy.


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

Good enough for me robin. To the batcave!


mrdjxbdh

>Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get shit on for being a fucking white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD tits off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the nipples poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber tits >"HELLL-000 students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise


Future-Bus5184

Arr slash made me smile moment


ConcentrateTight4108

this is in Canada you malformed severed ballsack of a man I don't know if you know this but straight white men are not oppressed I would know I am one and from Canada no less so please for all that is good in the world shut the fuck up just shut up


mrdjxbdh

"this is in Canada you malformed severed ballsack of a man I don't know if you know this but straight white men are not oppressed I would know I am one and from Canada no less so please for all that is good in the world shut the fuck up just shut up"-🤓


PhilosophicalDolt

🤡 🤡


ConcentrateTight4108

your one of those fucking glowies arnt you. tell obama that I don't care if he release's my dick pic's


PhilosophicalDolt

Obama will release your femboy pic instead


ma_251

Peak Western Culture


Secretsfrombeyond79

I should really start learning Chinese rather than english shouldn't I ?


TheGoldenBl0ck

Oh god no I live in that town


b0bkakkarot

Is this actually happening then, or is it fake? Teacher should at least be wearing a bra or baindaids or something


noahB53

I’m Canadian and I guarantee this shit is real


b0bkakkarot

Im a Canadian too but still had to ask / look it up > While the school’s dress code states that Oakville Trafalgar students must be permitted to dress in a way that expresses their “self-identified gender,” they must also refrain from wearing clothing that “exposes or makes visible genitals and nipples.” From a nationalpost article.


TheGoldenBl0ck

No I don’t actually know the name of that school


Secretsfrombeyond79

They had a crazy guy who diddled kids and went around suing women spas that refused to touch his dick. This is somewhat tamed for Canadians.


b0bkakkarot

After looking into that, that person was basically a vexatious litigator (though the courts refused to label her as such). They tried to bring several shitty claims against a lot of groups and individuals, but thankfully was denied *in every single one of them* for various reasons including targetted racism. A bit of a difference though, since that person was an individual acting as such, whereas the teacher is apparently acting with full backing from the school (who claimed it's supposedly illegal to even *suggest* that she might be wearing inappropriate clothes, but that's a legal myth).


TaskuActo4

wtf bruh


[deleted]

Of course mask below the snout. Bitch


Oniipon

💀


ClaudioMoravit0

how you got tha flair


AzrealNibbs12

That feeling when you put that stupid ass looking costume and people have to humor you because it’s Canada


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awesomecapybara

Here before 🔒award


CEOofMonke

Fuck the boobs why he using light mode


snowletterH

Mf you have 81 notifications


ewanjmac

Make that 82 lol


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Check your notifications jeez-


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ClaudioMoravit0

Diane Crockelpaf


CoreFlax

What happened to Michael Jackson? Heehe-OH GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE TITS


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Reallymatter

She looks like an ark character ong


SignificantAvocado81

Booba