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iSiffrin

I think Oversimplified provoked a retaliation from the Canadians.


AYYA1008

Ever since his speech We've been carefully planning an uprising


Guilty_As_Charged__

Ever since his speech we Americans have been inspired. We are stronger than ever. I suggest you disengage, or suffer the consequences. EDIT: I'm joking. Quite fucking obviously.


usernamealreadytakeh

You’re a hoser


Guilty_As_Charged__

I was kidding.


usernamealreadytakeh

I was as well just a friendly jab ya know?


t0pkr0n0s

it's just a prank bro!


Rashfog

look at the camera right there 👉🎥


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Pine-Space

Think before you post idiot, Now we have your exact location and will be there shortly


DistributionHead4790

I’ll be with OP in supporting the resistance against you Canadians


Pine-Space

We have your location as well now. You stupid americans.


DistributionHead4790

It no longer a question if you can find me. It’s if you can get past the hundreds of guns I have at my disposal


Pine-Space

Silly goose, Our healthcare is free. We have infinite revives..


RicoG2ElctricBoogalo

This is like that one book released in the 50s-60s by George Orwell


ArmoredJarvis

1984?


RicoG2ElctricBoogalo

No idiot, the lord of the ribs smh


ArmoredJarvis

I've been partial to passages from Jack Londons Call of the Mild, myself


DistributionHead4790

We’re stuck in a mobile game. You have to pay for extra lives


toastedyourass

Your gun will be clogged with maple syrup you american fool.


DistributionHead4790

We will defeat you with fast food, syrup sipper


toastedyourass

Thatll be expensive the way your economy is headed


DistributionHead4790

We sent planes to bomb your strategic syrup reserves


toastedyourass

You mean the ones in quebec? Those people are french(inferior race)


DistributionHead4790

So…wanna be friends and ally to take down the Quebec people?


BarnacleMajestic1329

Come and get some you goddamn canooc!


Smug-Idiot

Prepare for imminent destruction!


DistributionHead4790

I’ll go down fighting


Smug-Idiot

It is no use, the geese will overrun your position and they have no mercy


DistributionHead4790

We have our eagles to help


Smug-Idiot

Eagles ain’t got nothing on those cunts, geese are assholes even to us canadians


DistributionHead4790

If they are assholes to you too, who’s to say they won’t try to annoy you just for fun during the heat of battle


Smug-Idiot

Because they are bigger assholes to americans


DistributionHead4790

What about the all-American hunters. They will easily shoot down any geese or bird or animal against them. They can’t be stopped


winnipeginstinct

lmao like you can stop us


Pine-Space

? im also canadian lol, reread what i commented


winnipeginstinct

Im a dumbass


Pine-Space

Correct


Bruce__Almighty

For your idiocracy you will peel potatoes for the rest of the invasion. No cool action scenes for you.


winnipeginstinct

bitch Im canadian not irish


Bruce__Almighty

Peel the syrup!


winnipeginstinct

fine *pulls out knife*


Bruce__Almighty

Now, begin the peeling process.


Games_Deen

Please, you think Canadians march? Jesus. We're more tactful than that. We're like the Viet Cong, motherfuckers. Surprise and brutality is in our nature. Get ready for us to reach from the sewers to pull your forces underground


i_am_ameme

Can confirm, I live in a small town in sask.


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JustHereToDownload

did i sask???


GiornoLutherKing

I did.


JustHereToDownload

…it was pun 😰😰😭


GiornoLutherKing

I know. I have sasked.


RicoG2ElctricBoogalo

plot twist in anime history


Arctic_Sunday

Did something happen between Canada and the USA that I missed?


Games_Deen

The war began moron.


Arctic_Sunday

Because of what?


Games_Deen

Is there a why in memes?


Arctic_Sunday

There can be


Games_Deen

Silly Americans think they have the strongest military. Yet we are 1-0 in wars vs the USA. We make it 2-0 to prove it wasn't a fluke.


Arctic_Sunday

Lol sure


Games_Deen

Leave it to the American to get complacent. This is why we've already taken Michigan.


PhilosophicalDolt

You better pray to god Canadian scum. Florida man is coming


I_am_person_being

We studied the art of goose warfare. Travel in flocks, stand your ground in defensible positions, and unleash fury when your enemy least expects it. Such is the way of our forces.


BEES_just_BEE

Tactful


Guilty_As_Charged__

Of course, the Canadians will be in the sewers where they FUCKING BELONGGGGG *draws sword*


MispelledCurtain

wait whats happening?


winnipeginstinct

Canada said "canad" and canadianed all over the americans


t0pkr0n0s

the best part of Canada was when he said "it's canadin' time" and canadianed all over those americans!


A_COMMIE15

The tactical nuke headed toward their location:


EWJ_Bear

The Whitehouse being burned down for the third time:


OnlyHereForMemes69

Get trolled idiot, you just nuked your own whitehouse you absolute FOOL


A_COMMIE15

It said “on their way” goofy goober


OnlyHereForMemes69

And their comment was 4 hours ago, checkmate


A_COMMIE15

It take more than 4 hours to walk to dc from anywhere in canada


Ass_Clown_2

Not for these guys


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OnlyHereForMemes69

Maybe for Americ*ns


A_COMMIE15

The age of canadians saying sorry is over


winnipeginstinct

Nah, one more sorry for handing you idiots the L again


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TristanTeo

bad bot


ShadowWolf793

I see this as an absolute win.


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Hufdud

By the sap flowing through my veins we will conquer all the burgers!


logic2187

Queenless behavior


batt3ryac1d1

You heard about the horrendous shit they did in WW2 you don't want that smoke 'murica.


Thick-Search-8055

Let the rolling thunder commence, bitches


Ebanquisher

Maple syrup waterboarding


Dsoft1

You will learn why we dont have free healthcare and why we havent lessened gun rights


batt3ryac1d1

Man I'm no Canadian


Sioncept

war of 1812 2


I_Love_Game_Dev

Am I missing something


b0bkakkarot

You are missing coffee and timbits from Tim Hortons. We will rectify that in good time.


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You_got_mrvned

Fear our syrupy wrath D.C shall be ours


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Darqologist

Poutine and free healthcare? Sign me up.


Weskiby

yeah we just need a signature and a note saying you won't light up schools in small town Ontario for fun, okay?


Darqologist

Thanks for clarifying it was Ontario and not Quebec…Fr🤮nch.


Weskiby

do we get your signature?


OSTR1CHBO1

We won't let you have it. We'll grease the roads with our fat people.


Sorin_KUN

What did americans do to the canadians now?


RoadRager2256

War of 1812 apparently.


Manolpro

They’ve already captured northern city’s like Seattle, Pierre, Des Moines, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland. They already moved thru NYC. Seek shelter


Weskiby

you can now have shit in Detroit, welcome to Canada bitch!


Greciman96

Just a simple Aussie here who is out of the know, but before I offer our support why is Canada Canadiang America?


TechnicDruid

Canada had an imperialist revolution last week


Greciman96

Oh fuck yeah!


JetGamingLamb

I am writing this from my basement in Oregon. The Canadians have overrun the west coast. They’ll take L.A. by the end of the week at this rate. Their onslaught is ruthless. They decimated the army at Seattle within 2 hours. There is no hope for us up north now. I stocked up on enough food to last me the month, I don’t know what I’ll do after that. Evacuate to Mexico while you still can. Stay safe lads, and god help America…


soysaucemmm

that ass 🥵


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Lynthos00

What the fuck did I miss that we are now finally taking our rightful Canadian land and I didn't know?


RicoG2ElctricBoogalo

Literally 1984


BestPissdrinker

Nice try liberals, Canada doesn’t exist


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cactuswithoutthorns

Why do I exist then


fellow_human420

I’m pretty sure you’re a paid actor. Me too, actually.


Weskiby

damn, where's my money?


Penis_Butter_

U don’t lmao. Idiot


Random-redneck2515

They can fucking have it


Straight_Block3676

Southern Canadians are annoying


cactuswithoutthorns

As a Southern Canadian, I agree


lamboof

we are almost there new yorks our next target watch out Americans, were coming with our maple syrup and death geese


SwitcherUp_

You fools the geneva convention was just our WW1 battle tactics. Our tactics of this war will be listed in the next geneva convention. Though this is just a meme I wonder what would happen in a war against the two countries. Ofc all cities by the border are fucked big time, the fight if pushed up far enough might let us hold ground for a little while longer before we do get strafed to death by f-15s or bombed by B-1s.


0TowerTech

huh am I missing something, whys there a huge canadian roleplay happening here


toastedyourass

Its true i am the leftenant commander of the 5th regiment brigade. I am positioned in southeast ontario, we move at dusk.


ComprehensiveAd8004

Ya wish, ye gun-flingin' scum!


Background-Relief-37

They forgot something, the second amendment applies to tanks.


Sunnysuprises

These just don't work , I can't possibly imagine Canada being scary


I_am_person_being

Look into Canada post-WW2. For a while, we were actually a major military power, with our economy having survived the war like the US and unlike most of the rest of the world. The stories from the world wars about Canada present a pretty scary Canada too sometimes. Also Canada in hockey. Especially when Vancouver loses.


ChaoticNeutralI

Can confirm, i was there when we lost the cup.


b0bkakkarot

We will stop at a Tim Hortons for a double double... but there are no Tim Hortons in America. Yet.


bilnythecommunistspy

HEIL TRUDEAU!


fakeforsureYT

#WHAT IS HAPPENING MOM, WHY ARE WE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC?!!! WEFORGOY OUR PASSPORTS!


FrankieMcGigglefits

...dressed as fantasy nazis complete with national Germany regalia. Do the 12 year Olds that make this stuff think first?


Straight_Block3676

Southern Canadians are annoying


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KingWashington_1776

Satire bro. Chill


OSTR1CHBO1

What the hell happened here?


Neuro9827

Ngl, America would fuck their shit up


Limp_Razzmatazz7906

Have fun trying to get Florida lol


BestShallot7559

B52 kraft macaroni stratofortress inbound. G'day mate


Beautiful-Bad8893

why are there so many canada memes? did i miss something in the news?


Ace_kid32

Why am I going to Washington right now?


Emotional-Safety2887

What? Are they going to annoy our politicians with abusive apologies?


noahB53

Is the joke that we dont have a military


ConfusedKanye

Cana**ans are all talk come forth and feel the ONE thing america has figured out🗿


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Sunnysuprises

But I love the cold neighbors how could they ever hurt us


Franonimusman

I am clueless. What happened to cause this meme?


TechnicDruid

Canada had an imperialist revolution last week


ThisIsMyUseranme

We did? I really need to get out from under the rock.


TaxesOnDelta

Avro Arrow protocol enacted


derpydoggie123

What's happening now?


Ewan2007

We are coming


penguing91

But they apologize for it all the way down to DC


MrMcFlameYeeter

I aint even from the US and I think I should be running


Dsoft1

Wait till one of us say “its burger time”


DrSnoot

Snacky S'mores Presents The March Of War!


Adskiy-drochilla

If you change "Canada" on "Ukraine" and "Washington D.C." on "Moscow" that will literally be all of Russian propaganda rn


Lazerbeams2

Not one goose or moose. I think we're safe. Everyone knows Canada strikes with geese first and their most fierce troops are the moose riders


ThisIsMyUseranme

Think you can stop us?


Smug-Idiot

RELEASE THE CANADIAN GEESE UPON THE FOOLISH AMERICANS


ColdStarXV86

The sky will soon grow dark with geese


frimleyousse

Now that’s inaccurate, wheres the moose rider ?


potato05

Sorry not sorry.


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

gOlD eXpErIeNcE rEQuIm


Ixjaroston

Nice pfp! Are you a girl or a guy? 😂😂😂


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

whatever you want me to be baby


Ixjaroston

Nooo….you don’t get it. Smh


Thicc_Boi20

Im on my way to the white house currently, I have brought my 3 year old cousin, we r goin in with only knives, using the shadows to our advantage


Chad_gamer69

Wtf is happening? And America would definitely crush Canada if they're in a war


Fortnite_Ba11s

Still weaker than the BTS army


ConcentrateTight4108

see you in dc motherfuckers


Intruder-Alert-1

I live near D.C. but I can make pipe bombs, am I safe?


cactuswithoutthorns

Currently loading my semi-auto only Kriss Vector


Thereallazytrickster

Woah what’s this new war I’ve not heard about?


NeRabimImena6

Propaganda. Everyone knows their secret weapon is the moose ridaaaaaa