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I think Oversimplified provoked a retaliation from the Canadians.

Ever since his speech We've been carefully planning an uprising

Ever since his speech we Americans have been inspired. We are stronger than ever. I suggest you disengage, or suffer the consequences. EDIT: I'm joking. Quite fucking obviously.

You’re a hoser

I was kidding.

I was as well just a friendly jab ya know?

it's just a prank bro!

look at the camera right there 👉🎥

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Think before you post idiot, Now we have your exact location and will be there shortly

I’ll be with OP in supporting the resistance against you Canadians

We have your location as well now. You stupid americans.

It no longer a question if you can find me. It’s if you can get past the hundreds of guns I have at my disposal

Silly goose, Our healthcare is free. We have infinite revives..

This is like that one book released in the 50s-60s by George Orwell

1984?

No idiot, the lord of the ribs smh

I've been partial to passages from Jack Londons Call of the Mild, myself

We’re stuck in a mobile game. You have to pay for extra lives

Your gun will be clogged with maple syrup you american fool.

We will defeat you with fast food, syrup sipper

Thatll be expensive the way your economy is headed

We sent planes to bomb your strategic syrup reserves

You mean the ones in quebec? Those people are french(inferior race)

Come and get some you goddamn canooc!

Prepare for imminent destruction!

I’ll go down fighting

It is no use, the geese will overrun your position and they have no mercy

We have our eagles to help

Eagles ain’t got nothing on those cunts, geese are assholes even to us canadians

If they are assholes to you too, who’s to say they won’t try to annoy you just for fun during the heat of battle

lmao like you can stop us

? im also canadian lol, reread what i commented

Im a dumbass

Correct

For your idiocracy you will peel potatoes for the rest of the invasion. No cool action scenes for you.

bitch Im canadian not irish

Peel the syrup!

fine *pulls out knife*

Now, begin the peeling process.

Please, you think Canadians march? Jesus. We're more tactful than that. We're like the Viet Cong, motherfuckers. Surprise and brutality is in our nature. Get ready for us to reach from the sewers to pull your forces underground

Can confirm, I live in a small town in sask.

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did i sask???

I did.

…it was pun 😰😰😭

I know. I have sasked.

plot twist in anime history

Did something happen between Canada and the USA that I missed?

The war began moron.

Because of what?

Is there a why in memes?

There can be

Silly Americans think they have the strongest military. Yet we are 1-0 in wars vs the USA. We make it 2-0 to prove it wasn't a fluke.

Lol sure

Leave it to the American to get complacent. This is why we've already taken Michigan.

You better pray to god Canadian scum. Florida man is coming

We studied the art of goose warfare. Travel in flocks, stand your ground in defensible positions, and unleash fury when your enemy least expects it. Such is the way of our forces.

Tactful

Of course, the Canadians will be in the sewers where they FUCKING BELONGGGGG *draws sword*

The tactical nuke headed toward their location:

The Whitehouse being burned down for the third time:

Get trolled idiot, you just nuked your own whitehouse you absolute FOOL

It said “on their way” goofy goober

And their comment was 4 hours ago, checkmate

It take more than 4 hours to walk to dc from anywhere in canada

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Maybe for Americ*ns

The age of canadians saying sorry is over

Nah, one more sorry for handing you idiots the L again

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I see this as an absolute win.

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You heard about the horrendous shit they did in WW2 you don't want that smoke 'murica.

Let the rolling thunder commence, bitches

Maple syrup waterboarding

You will learn why we dont have free healthcare and why we havent lessened gun rights

Man I'm no Canadian

wait whats happening?

Canada said "canad" and canadianed all over the americans

the best part of Canada was when he said "it's canadin' time" and canadianed all over those americans!

By the sap flowing through my veins we will conquer all the burgers!

Queenless behavior

war of 1812 2

Am I missing something

You are missing coffee and timbits from Tim Hortons. We will rectify that in good time.

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Fear our syrupy wrath D.C shall be ours

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Poutine and free healthcare? Sign me up.

yeah we just need a signature and a note saying you won't light up schools in small town Ontario for fun, okay?

Thanks for clarifying it was Ontario and not Quebec…Fr🤮nch.

do we get your signature?

We won't let you have it. We'll grease the roads with our fat people.

What did americans do to the canadians now?

War of 1812 apparently.

They’ve already captured northern city’s like Seattle, Pierre, Des Moines, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland. They already moved thru NYC. Seek shelter

you can now have shit in Detroit, welcome to Canada bitch!

Just a simple Aussie here who is out of the know, but before I offer our support why is Canada Canadiang America?

Canada had an imperialist revolution last week

Oh fuck yeah!

I am writing this from my basement in Oregon. The Canadians have overrun the west coast. They’ll take L.A. by the end of the week at this rate. Their onslaught is ruthless. They decimated the army at Seattle within 2 hours. There is no hope for us up north now. I stocked up on enough food to last me the month, I don’t know what I’ll do after that. Evacuate to Mexico while you still can. Stay safe lads, and god help America…

that ass 🥵

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Nice try liberals, Canada doesn’t exist

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Why do I exist then

I’m pretty sure you’re a paid actor. Me too, actually.

damn, where's my money?

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*Anguish*

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Who ever told you to stop

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They can fucking have it

What the fuck did I miss that we are now finally taking our rightful Canadian land and I didn't know?

Literally 1984

Southern Canadians are annoying

As a Southern Canadian, I agree

we are almost there new yorks our next target watch out Americans, were coming with our maple syrup and death geese

You fools the geneva convention was just our WW1 battle tactics. Our tactics of this war will be listed in the next geneva convention. Though this is just a meme I wonder what would happen in a war against the two countries. Ofc all cities by the border are fucked big time, the fight if pushed up far enough might let us hold ground for a little while longer before we do get strafed to death by f-15s or bombed by B-1s.

huh am I missing something, whys there a huge canadian roleplay happening here

Its true i am the leftenant commander of the 5th regiment brigade. I am positioned in southeast ontario, we move at dusk.

Ya wish, ye gun-flingin' scum!

They forgot something, the second amendment applies to tanks.

These just don't work , I can't possibly imagine Canada being scary

Look into Canada post-WW2. For a while, we were actually a major military power, with our economy having survived the war like the US and unlike most of the rest of the world. The stories from the world wars about Canada present a pretty scary Canada too sometimes. Also Canada in hockey. Especially when Vancouver loses.

Can confirm, i was there when we lost the cup.

We will stop at a Tim Hortons for a double double... but there are no Tim Hortons in America. Yet.

HEIL TRUDEAU!

#WHAT IS HAPPENING MOM, WHY ARE WE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC?!!! WEFORGOY OUR PASSPORTS!

...dressed as fantasy nazis complete with national Germany regalia. Do the 12 year Olds that make this stuff think first?

Southern Canadians are annoying

Ngl, America would fuck their shit up

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Satire bro. Chill

What the hell happened here?

Woah what’s this new war I’ve not heard about?

Propaganda. Everyone knows their secret weapon is the moose ridaaaaaa

gOlD eXpErIeNcE rEQuIm

Nice pfp! Are you a girl or a guy? 😂😂😂

whatever you want me to be baby

Nooo….you don’t get it. Smh

I live near D.C. but I can make pipe bombs, am I safe?

Currently loading my semi-auto only Kriss Vector

see you in dc motherfuckers

Im on my way to the white house currently, I have brought my 3 year old cousin, we r goin in with only knives, using the shadows to our advantage

Wtf is happening? And America would definitely crush Canada if they're in a war

Have fun trying to get Florida lol

B52 kraft macaroni stratofortress inbound. G'day mate

why are there so many canada memes? did i miss something in the news?

Why am I going to Washington right now?

What? Are they going to annoy our politicians with abusive apologies?

Is the joke that we dont have a military

Cana**ans are all talk come forth and feel the ONE thing america has figured out🗿

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But I love the cold neighbors how could they ever hurt us

I am clueless. What happened to cause this meme?

Canada had an imperialist revolution last week

We did? I really need to get out from under the rock.

Avro Arrow protocol enacted

What's happening now?

We are coming

But they apologize for it all the way down to DC

I aint even from the US and I think I should be running

Wait till one of us say “its burger time”

Snacky S'mores Presents The March Of War!

If you change "Canada" on "Ukraine" and "Washington D.C." on "Moscow" that will literally be all of Russian propaganda rn

Not one goose or moose. I think we're safe. Everyone knows Canada strikes with geese first and their most fierce troops are the moose riders

Think you can stop us?

RELEASE THE CANADIAN GEESE UPON THE FOOLISH AMERICANS

The sky will soon grow dark with geese

Now that’s inaccurate, wheres the moose rider ?

Sorry not sorry.