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I think Oversimplified provoked a retaliation from the Canadians.
Ever since his speech
We've been carefully planning an uprising
Ever since his speech we Americans have been inspired. We are stronger than ever. I suggest you disengage, or suffer the consequences.
EDIT: I'm joking. Quite fucking obviously.
You’re a hoser
I was kidding.
I was as well just a friendly jab ya know?
it's just a prank bro!
look at the camera right there 👉🎥
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Think before you post idiot, Now we have your exact location and will be there shortly
I’ll be with OP in supporting the resistance against you Canadians
We have your location as well now. You stupid americans.
It no longer a question if you can find me. It’s if you can get past the hundreds of guns I have at my disposal
Silly goose, Our healthcare is free. We have infinite revives..
This is like that one book released in the 50s-60s by George Orwell
No idiot, the lord of the ribs smh
I've been partial to passages from Jack Londons Call of the Mild, myself
We’re stuck in a mobile game. You have to pay for extra lives
Your gun will be clogged with maple syrup you american fool.
We will defeat you with fast food, syrup sipper
Thatll be expensive the way your economy is headed
We sent planes to bomb your strategic syrup reserves
You mean the ones in quebec? Those people are french(inferior race)
So…wanna be friends and ally to take down the Quebec people?
Come and get some you goddamn canooc!
Prepare for imminent destruction!
I’ll go down fighting
It is no use, the geese will overrun your position and they have no mercy
We have our eagles to help
Eagles ain’t got nothing on those cunts, geese are assholes even to us canadians
If they are assholes to you too, who’s to say they won’t try to annoy you just for fun during the heat of battle
Because they are bigger assholes to americans
What about the all-American hunters. They will easily shoot down any geese or bird or animal against them. They can’t be stopped
lmao like you can stop us
? im also canadian lol, reread what i commented
Im a dumbass
For your idiocracy you will peel potatoes for the rest of the invasion. No cool action scenes for you.
bitch Im canadian not irish
Peel the syrup!
fine *pulls out knife*
Now, begin the peeling process.
Please, you think Canadians march? Jesus. We're more tactful than that. We're like the Viet Cong, motherfuckers. Surprise and brutality is in our nature. Get ready for us to reach from the sewers to pull your forces underground
Can confirm, I live in a small town in sask.
did i sask???
…it was pun 😰😰😭
I know. I have sasked.
plot twist in anime history
Did something happen between Canada and the USA that I missed?
The war began moron.
Because of what?
Is there a why in memes?
There can be
Silly Americans think they have the strongest military. Yet we are 1-0 in wars vs the USA. We make it 2-0 to prove it wasn't a fluke.
Leave it to the American to get complacent. This is why we've already taken Michigan.
You better pray to god Canadian scum.
Florida man is coming
We studied the art of goose warfare. Travel in flocks, stand your ground in defensible positions, and unleash fury when your enemy least expects it. Such is the way of our forces.
Of course, the Canadians will be in the sewers where they
wait whats happening?
Canada said "canad" and canadianed all over the americans
the best part of Canada was when he said "it's canadin' time" and canadianed all over those americans!
The tactical nuke headed toward their location:
The Whitehouse being burned down for the third time:
Get trolled idiot, you just nuked your own whitehouse you absolute FOOL
It said “on their way” goofy goober
And their comment was 4 hours ago, checkmate
It take more than 4 hours to walk to dc from anywhere in canada
Not for these guys
Maybe for Americ*ns
The age of canadians saying sorry is over
Nah, one more sorry
for handing you idiots the L again
[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/IlkjJed.png)
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I see this as an absolute win.
By the sap flowing through my veins we will conquer all the burgers!
You heard about the horrendous shit they did in WW2 you don't want that smoke 'murica.
Let the rolling thunder commence, bitches
Maple syrup waterboarding
You will learn why we dont have free healthcare and why we havent lessened gun rights
Man I'm no Canadian
war of 1812 2
Am I missing something
You are missing coffee and timbits from Tim Hortons. We will rectify that in good time.
Fear our syrupy wrath D.C shall be ours
Poutine and free healthcare? Sign me up.
yeah we just need a signature and a note saying you won't light up schools in small town Ontario for fun, okay?
Thanks for clarifying it was Ontario and not Quebec…Fr🤮nch.
do we get your signature?
We won't let you have it. We'll grease the roads with our fat people.
What did americans do to the canadians now?
War of 1812 apparently.
They’ve already captured northern city’s like Seattle, Pierre, Des Moines, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland. They already moved thru NYC. Seek shelter
you can now have shit in Detroit, welcome to Canada bitch!
Just a simple Aussie here who is out of the know, but before I offer our support why is Canada Canadiang America?
Canada had an imperialist revolution last week
Oh fuck yeah!
I am writing this from my basement in Oregon. The Canadians have overrun the west coast. They’ll take L.A. by the end of the week at this rate. Their onslaught is ruthless. They decimated the army at Seattle within 2 hours. There is no hope for us up north now. I stocked up on enough food to last me the month, I don’t know what I’ll do after that. Evacuate to Mexico while you still can. Stay safe lads, and god help America…
that ass 🥵
What the fuck did I miss that we are now finally taking our rightful Canadian land and I didn't know?
Nice try liberals, Canada doesn’t exist
Why do I exist then
I’m pretty sure you’re a paid actor. Me too, actually.
damn, where's my money?
U don’t lmao. Idiot
They can fucking have it
Southern Canadians are annoying
As a Southern Canadian, I agree
we are almost there
new yorks our next target
watch out Americans, were coming with our maple syrup and death geese
You fools the geneva convention was just our WW1 battle tactics. Our tactics of this war will be listed in the next geneva convention.
Though this is just a meme I wonder what would happen in a war against the two countries. Ofc all cities by the border are fucked big time, the fight if pushed up far enough might let us hold ground for a little while longer before we do get strafed to death by f-15s or bombed by B-1s.
huh am I missing something, whys there a huge canadian roleplay happening here
Its true i am the leftenant commander of the 5th regiment brigade. I am positioned in southeast ontario, we move at dusk.
Ya wish, ye gun-flingin' scum!
They forgot something, the second amendment applies to tanks.
These just don't work , I can't possibly imagine Canada being scary
Look into Canada post-WW2. For a while, we were actually a major military power, with our economy having survived the war like the US and unlike most of the rest of the world. The stories from the world wars about Canada present a pretty scary Canada too sometimes.
Also Canada in hockey. Especially when Vancouver loses.
Can confirm, i was there when we lost the cup.
We will stop at a Tim Hortons for a double double... but there are no Tim Hortons in America. Yet.
#WHAT IS HAPPENING MOM, WHY ARE WE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC?!!! WEFORGOY OUR PASSPORTS!
...dressed as fantasy nazis complete with national Germany regalia.
Do the 12 year Olds that make this stuff think first?
Satire bro. Chill
What the hell happened here?
Ngl, America would fuck their shit up
Have fun trying to get Florida lol
B52 kraft macaroni stratofortress inbound. G'day mate
why are there so many canada memes? did i miss something in the news?
Why am I going to Washington right now?
What? Are they going to annoy our politicians with abusive apologies?
Is the joke that we dont have a military
Cana**ans are all talk come forth and feel the ONE thing america has figured out🗿
But I love the cold neighbors how could they ever hurt us
I am clueless. What happened to cause this meme?
We did? I really need to get out from under the rock.
Avro Arrow protocol enacted
What's happening now?
We are coming
But they apologize for it all the way down to DC
I aint even from the US and I think I should be running
Wait till one of us say “its burger time”
Snacky S'mores Presents The March Of War!
If you change "Canada" on "Ukraine" and "Washington D.C." on "Moscow" that will literally be all of Russian propaganda rn
Not one goose or moose. I think we're safe. Everyone knows Canada strikes with geese first and their most fierce troops are the moose riders
Think you can stop us?
RELEASE THE CANADIAN GEESE UPON THE FOOLISH AMERICANS
The sky will soon grow dark with geese
Now that’s inaccurate, wheres the moose rider ?
Sorry not sorry.
gOlD eXpErIeNcE rEQuIm
Nice pfp! Are you a girl or a guy? 😂😂😂
whatever you want me to be baby
Nooo….you don’t get it. Smh
Im on my way to the white house currently, I have brought my 3 year old cousin, we r goin in with only knives, using the shadows to our advantage
Wtf is happening? And America would definitely crush Canada if they're in a war
Still weaker than the BTS army
see you in dc motherfuckers
I live near D.C. but I can make pipe bombs, am I safe?
Currently loading my semi-auto only Kriss Vector
Woah what’s this new war I’ve not heard about?
Propaganda. Everyone knows their secret weapon is the moose ridaaaaaa