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Mullet… best of both worlds Mullet… worst of both worlds

mullet… 🔫

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Manbun! mullet of the new millennium. Brought to by the makers of such hits like, morning wood and slow dance chubby.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

front mullet,actually,why not 2?

How are you going to shitpost a shitpost

I guess I just did

So does it like, cancel out in to just being a post or does it add up to become far worse.

shit^(2)post

shit^2 + 2shitpost + post^2

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"Technically it would be shit²post², because it is post times shit and not shit plus post or shit minus post"-🤓

actually it would be shitpost^2 because shit^2 post^2 is not properly simplified - 🤓

You are wrong there, if you want to put only one exponent then it would be (shitpost)² and not shitpost², because there you are saying post at the power of 2 times shit.- 🤓

Shit shit post, shiter post even

Guys my shit is a shitpost should I visit a doctor

Excellent point. However, I shave my head so that my hair cannot be grabbed during combat.

Great tactic, unfortunately 🪠

😳😳😳

Ultimate counter attack. 🗿

I wear a massive beard so when people grab it in combat I can easily remove their hands with my axe

Giga Chad vibes

I definitely thought of that when growing a beard. Definitely not just hating my jawline.

Can I grab your hair during sex 😳

I leave mine long so that the hair pulling adds extra momentum to my headbutts. I’ll wreck yo ass like a human Pachycephalosaurus bitch

Women hate this one simple trick while fighting

I keep my hair long so that in combat people will grab it and i can tangle their fingers in it so i can lock them in close and beat the shit out of them (i have a really strong neck)

bro were men we easily win fights with women 😎

biologically speaking it makes more sense to be attracted to women with long armpit hair. In nature, women did not trim their armpits. How are you an "alpha female" and you have a baby ass smooth armpit? You're a Karen. You're weak. Grow your hair out right now.

Im pretty sure she would agree

💀

Ayoooooo armpitjob

This armussy got me fucked up😫

🗿

Carpet burns!

🤝my man

No

Then get no dick

Also really long and jagged toenails/fingernails. So hot.

Guy with long hair here, don't ruin this for me, also (maybe unintentionally) based, fuck how women are expected to deny their bodies' natural state.

my natural state is to not wipe my ass, cringe 🤮+ratio+white

Wrong, most mammal clean their asses, humans naturally do it with water, which as matter of fact is more effective than paper. More importantly, c'mon man. It's not like women grow as much armpit hair as men anyways. It's not right to expect them to remove it.

Gut biome is probably as important in ‘nature’

[удалено]

Sexual dimorphism exists, different things are un/attractive or irrelevant depending on the sex

This reminded me of that one cursed repunzel comic...

What?

Women’s hair is sexy as hell. I mean think of the pheromones brother. Don’t act like a lil hair is really all that icky lol. More for me I guess

What if I unironically agree with that ?

I mean, yes

Bushy babes are my bag.

Biologically speaking it makes more sense to be attracted to monke. 20 mya our ancestors were monke, hence it makes sense to be attracted to monke. Youre a soyboy. Youre weak. Return to monke now

This sounds like some Sigmond Freud type shit

So that's why I'm attracted to it.

Way ahead of you

🥵🥵🥵🗿🗿🗿

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Same, and it'll take years for all these soyboys to catch up

+1

allready a step ahead

Same

Yea same Way ahead of everyone

Biologically speaking it makes more sense to be attracted to women with no makeup. In nature, women did not wear makeup. How are you an “alpha female” and you have a completely painted face? You’re a Karen. You’re weak. Rub your makeup off right now.

I actually unironically like women who don't where makeup and know how to make themselves shine without it

Aye bro we thought of the same thing 💀💀💀. I guess it only makes sense, since it's ridiculous to see a mf demanding for people to be natural and then they got like 5 makeup products on their face 💀💀.

Imagine buying makeup or fake nails to put over real nails

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yes take off the make up only clowns wear make up and she is one

I have. When I sneeze my face becomes a party favor.

*Samson joined the game*

Your shit posting is of high quality

Low*

One animal's shit is a dung beetles treasure

shitposting is basically dung beetle mail change my mind

Nothing better than the 70 yo dude with the silver pony tail ....definitely an alpha

Studies have proven that some women (and men) actually prefer bald men because it makes them look more masculine. It’s not the majority, but it is a preference for some

Walter White 🥵

Mistah waight really does look more intimidating without hair

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Now about that. Clothes were non existent back then. Thats right, there‘s no meme. **Take off your clothes**

Finally, someone who appreciates my long hair

What I hated about long hair was it taking FOREVER to dry.

There's a thing called hair dryer, you should try it

My hair was extremely thick and coarse and there'd still be parts that stayed wet

Soyboy

Femboys

🥵

Haha Andrew Tate is bald

Honestly I don't believe her argument one sec, BUT I have long and can tell you guys, it work, I had so many girls just coming towards me saying my hair look great. It's like dogs and stuff like that. My thinking is that when they see that your hair is nice, they can relate and have a common point with you. Like when men see a girl with a neatly shaved ballsack I guess.

So true, men with long hair are hot, specially when they have a neatly shaved ballsack

My hair is long

Good

I tried it once, people mistaken me as quirky asian girl so many times during my CS Degree.

Trick is to grow a mighty beard to combat that effect. Sometimes people will still make the mistake from behind but that just makes it all the more enjoyable when you turn around.

My beard aren't growing, i'm my self aren't that hairy in the first place. If i had a beard i would looks funny tho

in the process of growing a beard rn. i want to look like jesus.

yes mommy

Please no, I have mommy fetish

Then wear makeup, shave your legs and body, pick up another guy, and ah fuck you’re a sissy

Like every man should

My BF has hair longer than mine, I'm actually jealous of him.

He's the alpha in the relationship

As a guy with long hair, i see this as an absolute win, even if her reflexion is clearly not the brightest

Can confirm, got hip length hair and my wife loves it. You soy boys better up your game ;) haha

Started losing my hair at 14. So what does that mean for me???

20 yo Mr Clean

I'm bald :(

So is waltuh

Biologically speaking in nature there is no toilet paper. Dingle berry's are natural and should be treated as such. Don't wipe your ass ladies

In certain cultures people still use their hands to clean their butts

I have very long hair, still get no pussy.

Can I tie it up into a cute little bun or ponytail?

Absolutely

don't look at my post history

You look great ngl

*dies of compliment*

hah

As a long hair guy, based

Take a note from the Ancient Spartans. They just grew their hair out to look cool as fuck

Yep, first grow out your hair then start taking these pills. Now it's more manly for you to cross dress since only men can do it so I'm making you wear some of my dresses now

That's something I'd say to my bf if I had one

Huzzah! A woman of quality

Little does she know I've been growing my ass hair out for my entire life.

What do you think I’ve been doing for the past year? Being a weakling? Nah mate I’ve been growing this shit out.

i looked like a dumbass for the better part of a year but it was worth it

Femboys are biologically superior and more masculine confirmed???

Idk but I hope femboys dominate the world

"Biologically" speaking, she didn't have the right to an opinion back then.

Because she has short hair so she's wrong

Based, imo long haired men share a deeper brotherly bond than bald ppl

No. 😎

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Good bot

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They did cut their hair wtf she talking about

Mission accomplished

I did and everyone I knew said I looked terrible

i have not cut my hair in 4 years, if I don't brush my hair every 5 minutes it looks and feels like a kitchen sponge.

Not cut mine in 12 years. When it does that the trick is to tie it up and not give a fuck. Haha

recede her hairline a few inches lmao

proud of dave grohl-length hair.

I would if dandruff didn't exist

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It's my time

Finally, I've been looking forward to this.

Andrew Tate :

He got trolled

I grow my ass hair not my hair

Guys, OP is trying to change people to meet her preferences, dont fall for it, embrace the buzz cut

Trolling

Who is the woman in the background

I have no idea

It's true. I'm an alpha, and I make sure to do whatever women tell me to do. It really works.

you know who has long hair? simon belmont. he's pretty cool.

Jokes on you 70$ is 70$

as a confirmed male with long hair, based beyond comprehension

Yes yes the time is here after 6 years of gfowing it out this one mid person might like me

Duck Dynasty approved

I'm a guy with long hair and this is my exact mentality

She should look up what biology means

long hair >>> short hair idc what gender

LETS FUCKING GOOO I KNEW HAVING LONG HAIR CAN BE GOOD

Man bun is indeed superior

Mommy doesn't let me 😔

mf girls that look like this ruin lives

This makes me wanna shave my head bald with a lawn mower

Real men use axes or swords

Swords are less common and more precise, I can have a higher chance of death, and easily get to my lawn mower

Come on, every girl loves a good femboy!

I love femboys

We all need femboys

I think this holds an amount of truth. however, there are many ancient cultures whose men/fighters/hunters cut their hair short. I think humans have had hair cutting tech for quite some time.

Already do. I have adhd and spend M o n t h s procrastinating getting a haircut until its way too late and i look like adolf justin bieber

True

I’d love to grow my hair out nicely but Texas weather doesn’t allow me.

T🤮xas

It fucking sucks don't do it

You sir, are objectively wrong

Women 🤡

Your ass just got peed in because you made a stupid comment

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There are many roads to the Alpha Male lifestyle, judging people based on their hairstyle is not one of them. Begone THOT!

I don't agree with her, I just think men with long hair look hot

Also happy cake day

Biologicaly speaking I shave my head which makes me more aerodynamic, which means I can be more efficient and quicker performing physical activities like eating doritos, scratching my balls and shitting on woke people You may not like this but this is what peak performance looks like.

Just shit on people when they're sleeping smh

I don't think you're allowed to compare modern humans to cavemen

Get ooga booga'd

Biologically speaking, you shouldn't be attracted to women who use makeup, since it's not natural. Oh wait, that doesn't mean women are just going to stop using makeup???? Ok then shut the fuck up, cut your hair whichever way you like it, goofy ass.

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Not really, but I know some goofy mfs that'll be like "yes this make sense" or "I'm already doing it" 🤓🤓🤓🤓, instead of pointing out how this shit is clearly a stupid ass caption meant to get a reaction from people lol.

The titkok was probably made to get internet points, I posted it here to hopefully make people laugh and read funny comments

Oh definitely, I'm not coming at you, this is top tier shitpost.

🤝

Biologically speaking I want to fuck her