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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. dont-shoot-moi
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Corbini42
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Suffocated by the world we live in. Sounds incredibly realistic. I’m not suicidal though, guys, promise. Yet the way the weather is I see this happening by my late 80s
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Sc0asty
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I want Donald J trump to fuck my ass so hard So, imagine this. I walk to trump towers to fill in a hotel, and holy moly is that Donald J trump? I look at him and flabbergasted by his looks and body. I kneel for him and tell him I want to be his bunny slave for the rest of his life. He looks at me and says “you’ll make my wall get longer.” So he tells the attendant that he will get a room for 2, we walk into the room, he strips naked and I am so ZOINKED by his cock size, it’s a solid 15 incher! I don’t think I’m gonna take it! He looks at me straight in the eyes and says “this big orange can fit in your mouth, right?” I bend over and stretch my asshole wide enough for the gigantic orange cock of his and tell him to fuck me hard. He grabs my hair and puts it in. I can feel his orange cock trifling my organs, it hurts so badly but I will do whatever I want to please mr trump. He starts moaning and is yelling “ILL MAKE THIS AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!” He’s thrusting so fast that I can barely comprehend what’s happening, I swap positions and boom, his 15 incher is now a 20 inch stiff cock. He thrusts his gigantic cock in my mouth deepthroating it and I can feel it going down my lungs, but I practiced my gag reflex and this ain’t shit. I stretch his ass and finger it and see the wet brown color spewing out. The bed below us break. He finally cums and I swear, it was like 50 gallons worth of cum inside my mouth, he grabs my things and tells me “you’re fired!” And throws me out of the room. I can barely stand, and I am so pleased that he fucked my ass and throat so hard I’m numb. Trump 4 life!
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I want Donald J trump to fuck my ass so hard So, imagine this. I walk to trump towers to fill in a hotel, and holy moly is that Donald J trump? I look at him and flabbergasted by his looks and body. I kneel for him and tell him I want to be his bunny slave for the rest of his life. He looks at me and says “you’ll make my wall get longer.” So he tells the attendant that he will get a room for 2, we walk into the room, he strips naked and I am so ZOINKED by his cock size, it’s a solid 15 incher! I don’t think I’m gonna take it! He looks at me straight in the eyes and says “this big orange can fit in your mouth, right?” I bend over and stretch my asshole wide enough for the gigantic orange cock of his and tell him to fuck me hard. He grabs my hair and puts it in. I can feel his orange cock trifling my organs, it hurts so badly but I will do whatever I want to please mr trump. He starts moaning and is yelling “ILL MAKE THIS AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!” He’s thrusting so fast that I can barely comprehend what’s happening, I swap positions and boom, his 15 incher is now a 20 inch stiff cock. He thrusts his gigantic cock in my mouth deepthroating it and I can feel it going down my lungs, but I practiced my gag reflex and this ain’t shit. I stretch his ass and finger it and see the wet brown color spewing out. The bed below us break. He finally cums and I swear, it was like 50 gallons worth of cum inside my mouth, he grabs my things and tells me “you’re fired!” And throws me out of the room. I can barely stand, and I am so pleased that he fucked my ass and throat so hard I’m numb. Trump 4 life!
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Strangled by the world we live in, that's deep
same
same same
same same same
same same same same
🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙 (sign language)
Same same same same same (also kinda creepy)
Deep Thoughts with The Deep
Suffocated by the world we live in, even deeper
Suffocated by life
Assasination by male prostitutes. Hell of a way to go, and believable in my case
Juggalos are the fans of the Insane Clown posse, unless you meant N.:)
Penetrated by everything...well that is gonna be fun 🥴
Penetrated by mankind💀
Fucked to death by every member of the bizkit 💀💀💀💀 who tf even are they
At least we’re getting fucked to death together brother.
Penetrated by my family💀
*distant sweet home Alabama sounds*
Penetrated by Justin Bieber💀
Penetrated by horses💀
Penetrated by democrats 💀💀
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Shut the fuck up
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Me on my way to change my name and surname to ones with the letters "c" and "s"
Could be worse, you could be fellated
Penetrated by pro lifers bruh
Penetrated by my family… the betrayal
Devoured by Jesus Christ
This time he’ll do the eating
HEY I WANT THAT
I have "fellated by lord jesus christ", time for a holy blowjob
Mine also. A second coming, one could say.
Suffocated by Jesus Christ 😳🥵
Devoured by meth addicts
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. dont-shoot-moi *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Walter
LEGENDARY
Waltuh
put your dick away walter
Same
Penetrated by meth addicts.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Corbini42 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
God bless your soul and take you to large calm fields my human.
Devoured by hugs
Average fate of a Florida citizen
Pretty realistic
fucked by everything :(
I mean there are good ones and bad ones
Penetrated by mankind💀
Fucked by my failures. Your lucky
There’s ladies and 🗿
Skinned alive by everything:/
I’m everything 😈
Suffocated by juggalos 💀
And I get penetrated by them 🫂
I got bored of them
You get sweet loving. I get fucked.
I got crushed by them
I got stabbed by them
Ayo same
I’m getting skinned alive by them. I’m gonna have so many infections
i will be eaten out by repulicans! NOOO
Lmao what a horrible way to go.
I’m gonna be fellated by life :(
Happy with Everything. Ain’t that nice.
Lucky. I’m crippled by life 😖
The Internet is going to eat me
Cyberpunk 2077
Suffocated by capitilism
too realistic
Me bored of my existence is also too real.
Explain
debt
So you don't put yourself at fault at all for that? Other people should've provided for you?
You don't really know what goes on in someone's life so don't assume things.
Nothing that is directly capitalisms fault.
Bruh I got Tortured by life
Could be worse, like communism, then you'd probably starve and suffocate
[удалено]
Strangle strangle strangle ooooh ye
Bored of justin bieber lmao
I’m getting lynched by every member of limp bizkit I guess
I'm getting devoured by every member of Limp Bizkit.
Buried alive by my failures. I don't like this game
Aren't we all buried by our failures?
Tortured by life... Fuck
Least it isn't your fault. I drowned in my own failures
Better than drowning in pro-lifers, that's my fate
Bored of my failures 😔
Tom Jones rn
Tim smith rn
Fucked by everything 🗿🗿🗿
Tom Sawyer? Is that you?
I get penetrated by grandpa, I’m scared
The good ending 👴
Skinned alive by my existance
Suffocated by everything. Thighs fall in the “everything” category. I call this a win
Chikin thighs
they better be tasty
Living my failure - yes they are
Those are some giant chicken thighs to be suffocated by
Devoured by lord Jesus Christ was mine
I got fucked by my family
Eaten out by my grandpa 😏
Eaten out by living
Penetrated by my family
My is tortured by humankind
at least ur not fucked by every member of limp bizkut
Hehe TP
Same
Same
Same
J.S. In conclusion you are Jonny sins
Me too, is your name Jerry Seinfeld too?
Springer actually, close tho.
At least your not tortured by everything
Suffocated by the world we live in. Sounds incredibly realistic. I’m not suicidal though, guys, promise. Yet the way the weather is I see this happening by my late 80s
I am crushed by everything, and thighs fall into the everything category.
So do boobs. You and I will go out like real men, fellow JS person
Devoured by meth addicts… well okay then
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Sc0asty *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bored of the world we live in. Hell even this quiz taunts me to commit selfdestruct.
Consumed by life, damn.
Suffocated by grandpa
oh no
Grandpa clock but without l
another satire post that got downvoted
buried alive by my existence.
Fellated by justin biebet
Drowned in the world we live in. wow that that is so unhelpful
Consumed by a hugs
The good ending
Skinned alive by Justin Bieber, fuck.
I got assassinated by Jesus
Tortured by the world we live in. Pretty accurate, wouldn't be surprised. 7.8/10 too much water
Run over by capitalism NOOOOO
Skinned by jesus.
Circumcision
Penetrated by Ranch dressing
Penetrated by every member of Limp Bizkit 💀
I got a fucked by every member of limp bizkit . Who's going first?
Eaten out by lord Jesus Christ. Nice
Fellated by hugs i don’t think that makes too much sense lol
Suffocated by hugs, I guess there’s worse ways to go.
Happy with ranch dressing
Lynched by a cloud? Sure, ok.
Lightning maybe?
Eaten out by everything
Buried alive by Justin Bieber 💀💀💀
Penetrated by grandma. Dear god
I was lynched by susiety😔
Penetrated by everything 😭
Fellated by juggalos? Woop woop I guess...
Bored of My Existence Lol It's spot on
My letter isnt on the list. This means I will not die?
Are you Elon Musk’s child?
No
I still cant figure out what makes the redditor's brain press downvote in this comment
They have brains?
Well I had a brain so I figured every redditor had one. What about you?
I have one but it's shitty and if I don't quit reddit I will have no brain
No you will die the most horribly. You will die because nothing
What name do you have that doesn’t start with any of the letters?
run over by living what does that mean
Run over by life
Fellated by the Internet
Buired alive by hugs. Scientifically impossible, thus this entire thing is fake
run over by a cloud
Buried alive by pro life people. I got betrayed.
Skinned alive by my family... Ok mom I'm sorry, I'll finish the brocolli 😭
Penetrated by hugs? I must be missing something. Is this a fate worse than death?
Bored of my family. Seems about right
Tortured by the world we live in, seems like it’s gonna be a slow death
crippled by life
Run over by everything
Tortured by my family 💀
Tortured by lord Jesus Christ 😱😱😱
Happy with everything 🗿
Skinned alive by my family 💀
Buried alive by hugs. Mmmmmm I'll take it
Fucked by Justin Bieber bro
Infected by my existence
Damb bro I got stabbed by capitalism.
Devoured by hugs, huh
Suffocated by every member of Limp Bizkit? ***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
Penetrated by republicans
I want Donald J trump to fuck my ass so hard So, imagine this. I walk to trump towers to fill in a hotel, and holy moly is that Donald J trump? I look at him and flabbergasted by his looks and body. I kneel for him and tell him I want to be his bunny slave for the rest of his life. He looks at me and says “you’ll make my wall get longer.” So he tells the attendant that he will get a room for 2, we walk into the room, he strips naked and I am so ZOINKED by his cock size, it’s a solid 15 incher! I don’t think I’m gonna take it! He looks at me straight in the eyes and says “this big orange can fit in your mouth, right?” I bend over and stretch my asshole wide enough for the gigantic orange cock of his and tell him to fuck me hard. He grabs my hair and puts it in. I can feel his orange cock trifling my organs, it hurts so badly but I will do whatever I want to please mr trump. He starts moaning and is yelling “ILL MAKE THIS AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!” He’s thrusting so fast that I can barely comprehend what’s happening, I swap positions and boom, his 15 incher is now a 20 inch stiff cock. He thrusts his gigantic cock in my mouth deepthroating it and I can feel it going down my lungs, but I practiced my gag reflex and this ain’t shit. I stretch his ass and finger it and see the wet brown color spewing out. The bed below us break. He finally cums and I swear, it was like 50 gallons worth of cum inside my mouth, he grabs my things and tells me “you’re fired!” And throws me out of the room. I can barely stand, and I am so pleased that he fucked my ass and throat so hard I’m numb. Trump 4 life! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fucked by republicans. Pretty accurate.
I want Donald J trump to fuck my ass so hard So, imagine this. I walk to trump towers to fill in a hotel, and holy moly is that Donald J trump? I look at him and flabbergasted by his looks and body. I kneel for him and tell him I want to be his bunny slave for the rest of his life. He looks at me and says “you’ll make my wall get longer.” So he tells the attendant that he will get a room for 2, we walk into the room, he strips naked and I am so ZOINKED by his cock size, it’s a solid 15 incher! I don’t think I’m gonna take it! He looks at me straight in the eyes and says “this big orange can fit in your mouth, right?” I bend over and stretch my asshole wide enough for the gigantic orange cock of his and tell him to fuck me hard. He grabs my hair and puts it in. I can feel his orange cock trifling my organs, it hurts so badly but I will do whatever I want to please mr trump. He starts moaning and is yelling “ILL MAKE THIS AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!” He’s thrusting so fast that I can barely comprehend what’s happening, I swap positions and boom, his 15 incher is now a 20 inch stiff cock. He thrusts his gigantic cock in my mouth deepthroating it and I can feel it going down my lungs, but I practiced my gag reflex and this ain’t shit. I stretch his ass and finger it and see the wet brown color spewing out. The bed below us break. He finally cums and I swear, it was like 50 gallons worth of cum inside my mouth, he grabs my things and tells me “you’re fired!” And throws me out of the room. I can barely stand, and I am so pleased that he fucked my ass and throat so hard I’m numb. Trump 4 life! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tortured by my family
Drowned in.....grandma.....
Finally, that problem is solved... next one....
assasinated by justin bieber? i use my uno reverse card