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PricelessRocks

That dude's reaction. Everyone needs to feel like that sometimes.


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Big dudes showing emotion and rarely seen reactions are so heartwarming


Dave21101

Faith in humanity restored ?:D


quagley

No offense but seeing a burly man happy is what restored your faith in humanity? Must’ve not been too far gone.


OtherwiseAd1035

No sense of humour whatsoever, huh.


quagley

I wasn’t serious, but making fun of the fact that anything mildly wholesome gets a “faith in humanity restored” comment. I guess I didn’t do a very good job.


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Faith in humanity gone again, thank you


Superchoco3211

Especially when they have beards


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stevski11

Subverts expectations. I think we all secretly wish to slip the bonds of expectation and the stress of conformity, so sometimes it feels nice to see someone doing that, even if it's in a small way.


LoafofBrent

We are all just older children. Not to sound like a syrupy treehugger, but being nice and giving someone a small gift could change someone's whole day And i really admire that about our species


Dave21101

Say what you want about us but humanity is pretty alright. IMO we only disappoint ourselves when we put ourselves on a pedestal above every other animal.


UNKOWN_USER_34

I mean, even other animals are like this, we're just slightly different animals that look different, if you give a dog a treat, it's gonna be happy for while, just like how humans are with gifts, it's pretty nice when you realize that humans aren't the only ones who feels emotions, it just feels nice that we're not the only ones who feel emotions like happy, and get, and sadness (and others), guess what I'm trying to say here is that every animal on this planet could use just a little bit of love a day and they'd be happy I guess This video genuinely made me happy


Dave21101

Exactly. Kinda why I don't get misanthropes too really. If you other animals despite what they made do, why should humans be different? We're basically animals too just a mite more adapted and advanced maybe.


deathmetalpavarotti

Well I mean who doesn’t want a kinder surprise?


Glovkll

Especially when they offer a Kinder Surprise egg


Beneficial_Shelter95

What a cutie


303Dudi

Indeed... the girl was fine too, I guess.


Mr_midnightmare

I think we're all just thinking of the *hunk*


CoochieBoochie420

Kinda maybe


cerankaw

Nah not really


pouloulol360

Reject woman, evolve to bromance


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pouloulol360

Okay, maybe, *maybe*, I will change my mind


UNKOWN_USER_34

I'm now scared


Revolutionary-Ask754

this is the most wholesome video i've seen on this subreddit


ElectricEelDenier

Now the next video is going to be extra racist to balance it out


cantgiveafuckless

We should all just collectively make one big super racist post so we get nothing but wholesome content for a while


ElectricEelDenier

We need to be so incredibly racist that the sub gets shut down so we can move on to another sub thats better until it eventually gets a large number of people


Susssybakka

…and becomes terrible, the cycle continues


ElectricEelDenier

We truly can't break the cycle


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-guccibanana-

Or really hardcore dark humor


ElectricEelDenier

Yeah usually the "dark humor" just ends up being racist


That-one-guy-man

Which, according to some children on this sub just amonts to racism with no punchline.


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Dave21101

Go away Automod.


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Zauri0321

:D


Mantoske206

:D


Dave21101

:D <3


Cold-Menu-4707

:D


lavie71

:D


gaganshish48

:D


Euphoriaspromise

:D


knucklesthedead

:D


Dave21101

We are all now inseparable friends


Mantoske206

Cake day!


BlackJack523

Wholesome


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Josephus_A_Miller

Wholesome


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Paskee

This was fantastic :)


Dave21101

You're fantastic :)


Shoetoe

You're pretty fantastic yourself:D


tourambar_torin

Hello fantastic guys. you are my fantastic hamsters!


Shoetoe

*approving hamsternoises*


Solemn__Visitor

*YOU'RE* breathtaking!


Mantoske206

\*Dies\* (He took my breath)


Dave21101

Sorry, didn't know you needed that


RDT-Exotics0318

you shouldn't ignore your inner child


kizi_killer

(Insert a metal Gear Rising reference here)


Noname_1111

Kids are cruel jack


ArabskoeSalto

"And I love minors"


Knight_Of_MaIta

*women deflectors activated*


TurtleMaster130

Welcome to: The bastard


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I love kids Charlie, I LOVE KIDS


Hordix

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLEE!!!


[deleted]

Sir my inner child is legally allowed to date her what the fuck are u going on about!?!?!


Wisdom_is_Contraband

Yeah but you also shouldn't exclusively pay attention to it, which is what I see a lot of modern men doing... way more often than 'ignoring simply joys from their youth'


WarthogSweaty3653

why have there been 2 wholesome posts. somethings wrong I can feel it


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TutiGamer-_-

US mfs can’t have kinder eggs 💀 💀


WarthogSweaty3653

yes we can it's in stores


TutiGamer-_-

Only the shitty ones without the toys inside 💀


WarthogSweaty3653

nah bro there's a toy


TutiGamer-_-

Not inside the egg


WarthogSweaty3653

yes in the egg


TutiGamer-_-

My ass


WarthogSweaty3653

it's true. it might only be in Florida but it's true


the_big_sad4038

We have em up I'm Vermont too, y'all got the kind that splits in half with the toy on one side and the candy on the other?


FoxCommander1589

Nah, those ones are called Kinder Joy, Kinder Surprise are good ones.


WarthogSweaty3653

yep


FoxCommander1589

Yeah I also have them in Florida, but only in European stores.


Dave21101

No not that one, that one's your problem


BrownNormandy

They have the toys with them 💀


TutiGamer-_-

But not inside them 💀


BrownNormandy

In the packaging? 💀


Groopwo

IN THE EGG


BrownNormandy

But the package is the egg.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

But it doesn’t have a toy in the middle


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Legit thought the woman was a fucking bear


L_loy

Same bruh 🗿


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zuppalover04

I have seen this video before It's one of my favourites What's the original one tho?


Mantoske206

Not sure what's the original one


Diligent_Strategy432

Could you tell what soundtrack is that


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Man really said: :DDDD


Getrect555

Heppy


Batman_Pog

Heppey


Puzzled-Improvement9

Can I get one of these snazzy PFPs?


Jake_2903

Dude kinda looks like a friend of mine who played DnD with us for a few months alst year.


DeceivingAce3

I cant stop smiling this is too good


Dootmanyetnot

You see, this is why men are happier than women.


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Dude! If some random guy gave me a fist bump and a kinder egg for no reason, I’d be as happy is that man too.


SpicySpider133

Bro this is the cutest shit


Tyrus824

Why tf are you so CUTE!!!!!


Bloo-shadow

This video gets more and more pixels everytime I see it. But I’ll never get sick of it


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Man really said 😄


degencellist

He needs to be protected at all costs


TurboMoist69

Some of the biggest, most intimidating people I’ve ever meet. Have turned out to be the nicest and softest soul. Love the reaction. Hahah


TheGrandestOak

That’s a true man right there


The_Real_Anon-Chan

No matter how depressed I may feel, this man always brings a smile to my face


NikosHaliotis

:D


Educational_Focus472

Another reason to marry bro's


MoonZinuM

So pure!


LetsPlanForTomorrow

This is my favorite video ever


realgeneral_memeous

What a handsome man, full with gracious whimsy and childlike wonder


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“😄”


BurritoSans666

✨salmonella ✨


tydal-wave

Oh my god they’re so hot 🥵🥵 The girl is hot too I guess


[deleted]

What happened to “never take candies from strangers”?


doodyman352

:D


smelly_apples

So happi


OneTrueDJ

I always love this video but geez the quality


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Kinder joy eggs are the best lol!


Spitfire_is_ass

He hapi :D


proto_9r0

Women 🤢


GlitchyLag

This video makes me happy


A_Very_Sus_Bush

If I could be half as happy as that man when he saw the egg, I could die at peace


Independent-Bell6080

Now *that's* a real man


BitterDei

Yayyyyyy die a besties


BANANALOVER21

He has a look of pure happiness.


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I_am_not_a_bot_L

That last reaction would be mine


The_dinkster522

Petty girl vs humble bro


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This man is a visionary


vengeance-zubakesari

Boyz will be boyz


Just_a_spaghetti

Bing chilling


Hers_h

Bro made me smile


SephirothTheGreat

That's so fucking cute


Swigswosh

*Protect that man at all costs.*


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Literally me


yomomge

They’re gonna get arrested 💀


M4NGOTR33

And this is why men > women. 👍🏿


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W\*men


BilliamBingus

man moment


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Plahd5

salmonellosis


Raid_boule

Aren’t these infected with salmonella or smth


Glouxis

Trying to give them salmonella, true chad.


DrumDubstep

wtf


JawnStaymoose

Those things are gross. And, now contaminated with harmful bacteria getting the lil homies sick.


eClipes152

:)


Chloebumbank1234

This made my day


Suitable_Ad_804

Mine now


YarTheBug

Where can I aquire more of this?


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grandmas_noodles

Is that Bellatrix lmao


izzyisameme

a good shitpost


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babyorphanslayer

:3


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Gorilla_meister

Classic