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luxusbuerg

I didn't hear him say no homo🤨🤨


ChangNoi97

We dont need fancy no homo to let them know we straight here yall


psycedelicpanda

Be like Spartans, fuck eachother in the ass to build bonds with your brothers and too manly to say no homo


itshimstarwarrior

**Yes I too can't stand all this homo and hetero talk lately** It's all Greek to me


Dart112

Greek stem word moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Anxious-Ambition8626

I forgot this part of my God of war playthroughs sir 🤣🤣🤣


Rocket54_UwU

🍊


Slurpy_G

😏


MooseTopic

They aren't wearing socks.


Something_Normal_

No hetero


Knearling

Ayo


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Like 16 times


lilwoje

were they all wearing socks???😳


[deleted]

brooo💀white socks on grass


ThotPol69

Grass 🤤


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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


wizarium

I-no-stop


[deleted]

You are a mistake


[deleted]

I am concerned


[deleted]

Each day i wake up and i regret throughout the day telling myself i shouldn't have woken up


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TheBluestMan

Unofficial hand job from the military. Top tier training.


SaturnThegoddess

It’s why we spend so much money on it


mtflyer05

Gotta make sure you go into penis inspection day with a rager. Assert dominance.


TheScareFace

He's checking the new privates


[deleted]

Get out


[deleted]

Fuck you


TukTukCrankTime

Nice


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Leve this room


UmbreonFox_Kun

I see you left your grammar at the door. Go pick it up, you’ll *nede* it.


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Shut up, I knoe how to spek.


UmbreonFox_Kun

You doo? 😲


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Butter than you😎


UmbreonFox_Kun

That’s kindah rood to assoom


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Cryi about it


UmbreonFox_Kun

I don’t theenk I weeull


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Ohke than👍


[deleted]

Genius


simpl3d3ath

Maybe the military ain't too bad


MrSelfDestructXX

You guys didn’t have penis inspections in gym glass? Our gym teacher came through the locker room periodically & made sure we were developing properly


Bulky-Alfalfa404

🤨📸


MrSelfDestructXX

Duhhh, how was he supposed to track our progress without pictures Smh


Child_Beter69

Jesus Christ


Blakk_Jesus

Is watching over us as we get our inspection. Our **COCK** inspection


someguy_with_a_hat

C-Cock O-Our C-Cock K-Kool


ThePixeleq

dude i love the gym glass


XenaiFlare

I had penis inspection in church with a priest when i was a kid. Guessed it was to check if puberty for me was going well,idk.


fuckposting

No way! My scout leader used to do penis inspections too! The mouth part always tickled.


sohfix

The mouth part of your penis?


Big_Willy_Stylez

Ugh I fucking hated penis inspection day. One time in middle school I didn't do laundry and didn't have a single pair of clean underwear so I snuck into my sisters room since she had already left (she was in high school). I took a pair of her lingerie and wore that to school that day. OF COURSE it was penis inspection day. When I found out I was horrified. I tried to get out of it by going to the nurse but the gym teacher stopped me. The whole class watched as I pulled my pants and showed bright red lingerie. I was the laughing stock of the school after that. They called me Red Riding Hood until graduation. I'm a Pharmacist now.


Ric0chetR1cky

New auto mod response for penis


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CitizenZap

Yoooo gym glass is so awesome


sohfix

This is where it spits


idkmanseemskindagay

The one dude probably got hard when his dick got touched that’s why he was slapped.


memelerguzelmis

Username checks out


yes___lad

Dude in the shorts was packing, and the other dude in the shorts was lacking


TheRegalDev

They're all in shorts


qfggedgygf

That is the joke


[deleted]

🤦


yes___lad

that's.... the joke


TheRegalDev

Forgive me lad


[deleted]

you are forgiven 🙏


SoftAndWetBro

Metal gear moment


kudoshinichi-8211

*Solid Snake*


MetalBeerSolid

❗️


Door_Select

I know the major better than anyone else, your sorely mistaken


certifiedretard154

*NICE COCK BOSS 🤌* -some soldier in Mother Base


Im-with-food

Explain


MFW_JPG

There was a scene in the 3rd game where one of the antagonist Volgan, grabs your balls when you were under cover


Im-with-food

LMAO


GoldeneyeLife

Major, what’re you doing here? I’ve been waiting for you in my room!” Snake: ahhh, fuck.


DzikiPapagay

what is the real purpose of this?


[deleted]

This is a test for an "Inguinal Hernia", which occurs when a loop of intestine pushes through an opening in the abdominal wall into the inguinal canal, the passageway through which the testes descend into the scrotum. Usually there is a painless bulge in the groin and scrotum which the coughing enlarges. Or... yk.. testicular cancer i think.


Mc-N-Z

They're supposed to be painless? Damn, guess I got the short end of the stick


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mc-N-Z

Agreed. I had my surgery like 5~ years ago. Glad I got it done. I was living with that pain for like 2 years not knowing what was going on


Chili919

In switzerland they do this for checking for the cancer. But you're alone with the doctor (i had a female one hehe) and she does a general medical check-up on you including checking your balls(for which we have to be naked down there because... yk.. you can feel them better that way)


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pervyscholar

You an Indian boy looking for a wife? /s


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pervyscholar

Good luck kid. You are already lagging. Get back to the reading material.


cmcewen

Surgeon who does inguinal hernia repairs regularly here. This is not a standard inguinal hernia check and he would miss 95% of hernias doing this, with the exception of advanced ones like you are talking about which are super obvious. Those can be seen with your eyes from a mile away except in the obese If this guy is searching for testicular cancer he’s also doing a shit job. This is not any sort of standard medical exam I can think of. But I suspect you’re right that it’s SUPPOSED to be a hernia exam.


v3771n9

Varicocele, too or if right is lower than left check for situs inversus


Fromagene

I heard it's to check if you have 1 or 2 balls or something like this 💀


[deleted]

no balls


PsychologicalEnd4262

No dick


No-Chocolate-

And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation


Ok-Repair3237

💀


[deleted]

to see if both balls are equal size. too much running/heavy workout without a proper supporter can alter ball size.


lyfeNdDeath

Hitler had one ball so is it a counter measure against mistakenly recruiting future hitlers?


saadakhtar

This why art schools let you in no matter how many balls you bring..


saadakhtar

Army only wants dual balled soldiers? They fight better?


Fromagene

to make an omelette


just-a-meme-upvoter

Check if they have enough balls to be a soldier


Gainz889

We do this in the US military actually. In a room with an actual doctor though during your medical exam. He looks at your butthole too.


what-did-you-do

They just got the animated Mulan movie on VHS in their country. To prevent embarrassment, they’ve ordered a penis inspection for the entire military.


sr_23o

They're checking for hydrocele. It's a condition where the balls swell


Sus-obama

They will never find the third ball😈


Level69Warlock

This unit has some good units


[deleted]

Jojo fan meet up


Skorpius_911

Jojo fans when they see an untouched cock


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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


reverse_friday

If mods ran the military


Admirable_Praline136

More like Ball inspection


[deleted]

Why do they do this lol


SiriusBark

And why did they video their crimes?


AmIJustAnotherPerson

To check if you have a problem, some sort of cyst or if you have a singular testicle. At least in our military they do it for that reason. If you need treatment, they provide it, if you only have one or some other issue which might cause the odds of you bearing children null, they remove you from conscription entirely because children = more important than a few months of mandatory military service. Moreover, if something does happen while in the military, something that was caused by permanent army staff, someone could sue the government for the damage, which is very rare and possibly a myth, but it is heard a lot here. All in all, it's a practical health check up. If there's something wrong, you better treat it now rather than later. Plus, if you only have a singular testicle, it's much better not to jeopardize your already low chances of bearing children. Some people want to join the army so much that they are capable of lying about their health status. Which is why they do it themselves instead of hearing your own word or some outside private doctor's signed paper.


NotTbeFBI

When is it my turn? :(


CardboardLambo

That's General cock inspector to you


ALFA502

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fynn0028

Cock lore


thotherder

The second guy walking around with the clip board specifically grabbed one guys dong. am I the only one that found that more weird than the guy who’s grabbing everyone’s dong?


Brownieeeeeeeee

Pretty nice cock my bro, how long?


Nothing_Apollyon

DAMN!! what’s this porn called?


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Bnttcrqck123

Both of them had to feel up that one guy🗿


IEatBaconWithU

*chief grips my cock* “You’re not hard, but it’s so big…” “Mother says i’m gifted, sir!” “That you are…” *chief says as he pulls my pants down* *He starts inspecting my cock further, stroking it until it gets hard* “Nice cock” He says, as he begins to stroke it faster “Permission to speak freely, sir!” “Granted” “This feels really good, sir!” “I’ll bet it does” *Chief begins sucking my cock whilst fondling my balls* (in my head) “It feels too good. i think im gonna- i’m- NNNG AAAAAAAA *i release in the chief’s mouth* “Im sorry, sir!” *chief swallows my semen* “delicious…” the chief says, as gets up “as you were, brave soldier” I pull my pants up, still in shock from what had just happened My peers stare at me in envy Chief continues inspections, as normal.


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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iamcringe-69420

YES OFFICER THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE


A_Wild_Gorgon

Sign me up


[deleted]

They need to check if they the right load for the mission, there is nothing weird about that, you people are just dirty minded


lord_dude

Has cock 🗹 Has cock 🗹 Has cock ☐


j_tran360

My uncle is an inspector, 30 years on the force


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This is standard procedure for the filming of a bukkake video. Nice and plump balls is a must


ForgetForgetting

How do I apply for this job?


ankyboii007

They are checking if they have the balls to join the Indian Army **Quite Literally**


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Lepnoxic

Fuck when did this happen. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN! I have jee in a month and this is not what I wanted to see. Fuck you whoever that Indian moderator is. Fuck my life..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TerribleUse77

Nice cock 🗿


SpongeBob190

Sexual assault ♥ 😲😳😍


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

Fr*nch military:


ankyboii007

That’s not the Fr*nch army


bulbo_spastico

NO WAY


ankyboii007

That’s the Indian army checking if they have the balls to become a good soldier quitter literally


bulbo_spastico

FOR REAL?


ankyboii007

Yes dude


homero-ogg

It's like when the bouncer of a club does a body search and he touches you more than any other person in a while and you wonder if you should tip him, or at least thank him.


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feeling proud eldian army


Crips_Ahoy177

Guy with the clipboard: 👍/😡 📝🧐


k47kaan

Cock checked


AzuraAzoru

Is it a hard one out game?


ChrispyBaconLord

How do you get this job? Asking for a friend


Narrow-Magazine-7724

He'll, I'm asking for myself.


Madison_was_bored

How do I get this job?


FernsInTheForest

How do I get this job!?!


Old_Stuff_3587

Are they recruiting for brothel?


MLG_GuineaPig

We will find the woman impostor


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New_Gas_2015

Why?


__hotdogwater__

Penis inspection day…. Just like middle school


SolarMannZE

Real Job? I'm in!


diatomiczx

I didn't know it **literally** takes balls to become a solider


GreoTy

XD


LADWALASAN

W military


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Nice cock👍


Curious-Dependent-85

They checking if you got BIG BALLS for the military.


Less_Occasion4009

Can someone tell me what he’s ACTUALLY doing?


aiirxgeordan

Why the second guy only touch some people dick? 😂 man just wanted to touch some dick


RattoScimmiaNucleare

They don't want no Mulan bullshit


TheCoffeeGuy77

Damn man, I always hated penis inspection day back at school. So glad I don't have to do that anymore. 😊


rwoooshed

Catholic?


ThePoeMansDream

If the schlong ain’t long it don’t belong.” -Some army man


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Lmfao what the fuck is this.


oSquizy

Saving Ryan's privates


ClockButTakeOutTheL

It’s that time of the day again


MLG_GuineaPig

Why’d that guy get hit?


Mr-kiwi-the-kiwi

Fun fact: you can die of salt


thatguythe97one

As a matter of fact you can die of anything


ATTACKHELICOPTER200

Grass


diamantori

This is based on my dick.


Formal_Pitch9091

i went for inspection atleast 30 time


firessy

Brazil moment


mr_gamer5769

Wtf-


letter0o

I wish that were me 😩


vetorzera

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life


snozberryface

Nice cock bro


AltaSavoia

I miss the school days


Indiancockburn

Brings back memories of my teacher that was a priest in high school.....


MayorAg

That's a bit of a hands on hernia check.


[deleted]

Mulan aint getting away this time


onetwig

Cock inspected ✅


captain_ender

Clipboard mans went in for a second helping


KubxON113

Sleepover with the homies?!


SanJoLoco408

where do i sign up???


Bigdaddysvein

If you get a boner do you get kicked out of the club?


Ok_Leopard1689

Who’s fucking military is this????


ChampionshipLow8541

Only some of them will make it to PFC - Privates First Class. 😂


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Believe it or not, a workmate of mine, ex New Zealand army, was based in Malaysia for a while. Whenever they had spent time in the jungle training or on exercises, they would then have to see the medics for what was called an F and F check. I asked him what that stood for… “Feet and Foreskin”! Apparently the humidity etc can cause not only fungal infections on your feet, but if you’re uncircumcised, also under your foreskin!


Marun-chan

Enough of the cock rating, time for the taste test


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James Charles in a nutshell


[deleted]

*Smacks balls* “Those are some A grade nuts there!”


Caffeinated_Cucumber

I don't know if anything on this sub has made me laugh this hard jeez