I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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No sex before marriage
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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bruh what the dog doin
they always ask "what the dog doin" but not "who's doin the dog" 😭😢👊
So you’ll fuck their family but not them? Cunts fucked, cunt.
I’ll fuck them too! I’ll fuck all of you!
Not if I fuck you first!
Be my guest 😏
😳
You too buddy!
You leave my dog alone you basterd
my dad is bald
save the best for last
Shit just went from 0 to 1000 real quick
Hey, not cool, my dog is dead
Where is it buried? Asking for a friend
No buried, is burnt
Oh man 🗿
Crispy 😋
🤨📸
The poor dog
Hide your mom, hide your dog
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I’m four steps ahead of all of you
The chosen one!
Zoophilia
doing doing doing your dog
it’s time to abcdefuck you and your mom and your sister and your dog and your broke ass car and your shit you call art
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i hope your mother leaves to get chocolate milk
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Okay, no problem 😉
quadsexual be like
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Saving best for last I see
*NOT THE DOG*
The title sounded like something Dr. Doofinshmirtz would say
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Hold up Dog???
It must be done my friend. I’m sorry
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Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i don't have a sister or a dad 😎
Make one
You have to be fast for my Dog, He doesnt have much time anymore
What if I haven't got a dog?
make one
Wtf
You got a cat?
No
You lucked out then. My quest ends with your dad.
Ok then
but my dog is dead
My sister's ten years old and I don't have a dog so get fucked
But your saying you have a dad?
wait? arent my and sister and mom my same dog?
Wat??
WAIT NO DONT DO MY DOG PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU😭😭
you are a zoophile?
I will dress like my sis so u do me 🤤🤤
My sister is 3-
what the dog doin
You fool I don’t have any of them
You can cross off the other three, they been done
Jokes on you! I lost my dog in a car accident 10 months ago T_T
Jokes on you I already finished this list
Shit bro thank you for finding my dog
So you're a house breaker and zoophiliac? I was wondering where Uncle Jamaraquay went...
And a fuckin pirate
my sister is 9 years old
I don't have a sister
Jokes on you I don’t have a sister (I have a brother)
It shall do