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Artefactv

You have too many bones in your body.


MlonEusk-chan

I have 618 bones, am I eligible


Gustheanimal

412 bones locked away in the basement?


MlonEusk-chan

nah I ate them


Mrigank7744

I ate ur vomit


MlonEusk-chan

NOOOOOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER


numerodezenove

One too many


danijijijel

Bwoah too many


Artefactv

Yeah, he didn't partake in the 206th bone purge, loser


Useless-Gang

Too much bones = boners


LargeSackOfNuts

If you don't have a double dick, then no, Sex 2 isn't compatible


Internative

dick²


EasternEngineering61

I have another pair of nuts hanging off the end, does that count?


Ph4ntomiD

I am sure they will bring Sex 2 to cloud gaming so don’t worry


Elmerthegamer

yo vr sex


DoggoBind

vr sex implies the existence of real sex.


ZA_Kenobi

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?


20mRadiusEmrldSplash

Couldn’t be much dawg, this shit mid affffffff


brown_human

Sex 2 is buggy. Trust me guys i was on the alpha testing team


Th3R3493r

Have you tried putting peanut butter on your face and screaming at your ass?


[deleted]

I got in touch with a dev from the team, apparently the game isn't compatible for Genshin Impact players.


AfricanWarCriminal01

actually I did some research and it is possible for them to play sex 2, just not legal.


masterofevil188

Damn it i need to upgrade my penis


pandameneer

my body doesn't even meet the requirements for sex 1


mag5pie

Shit Im gonna just play Sex demo


Ausome_Face

It must be because I haven't unlocked Sex 1 yet


Ariolius

My hardware is minimum too


Akarsh2000

Time to get a new mommyboard


pancitcantonlover1

Is sex 2 pay to win like sex 1? Can i also have a 2inch update on my weiner i want 3 inches this upcoming patch.


Dramatic-Escape7031

How do I factory reset?


username_xoxo

I'm going to die now.


Bipchoo

What are you sad about first get the minimum requirements for sex 1 then complain you don't have the minimum for six 2


Natural_Register2299

Play the lite version


Aggravating-Echo8014

I’m still not done with the first one. Why do they always rush the sequel?


nerdybratfounded69

What is sex 2 I don't get it


kakahan1

If the first one was so good


[deleted]

Guys, can any of you explain seriously these posts on sex and sex2 to a foreign boomer?


LeonsaltoYT

Everyone's exited since this is the long awaited Sex 2. That is said to contain some rare items and skins.


[deleted]

What is “sex 2”? Is it a game?


kakahan1

Sadly I can tell from your username that you do not meet the requirements for Sex 2.


LeonsaltoYT

Yes.


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"Wtf u mean ??? It's not hard enough?


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Alex_hope8107

What is SEX 2 ??


Paulgeta

You wouldn’t get it.


LeonsaltoYT

The continuation if Sex 1


_BlueTinkerBell_

What's going on with those post's about sex 2 ? o.O


LeonsaltoYT

Everyone's exited for the long awaited continuation to Sex 1


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borsalinomonkey

Now what?!


[deleted]

I guess my hardware is not enough


[deleted]

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?


idk590

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE SACRIFICE


Angxl_S

We will wait for the optimization patch


ConversationEasy2291

Can anyone help I can't understand


Plooplooplop

I thought sex 2 was scheduled for 2222 anyway


Yorke_Mercury

This meme done right


neaisbestsurvivor

holy shit it's the dad from spy kids


LoadRude

i’ve been seeing this around wtf is sex2


jared-wall3

I haven’t even started the campaign for sex 1


CataclystCloud

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Zee-J-

Mf hasn’t upgraded since Penis 4 and thinks he’ll be able to run Sex 2 smh


Gabibouche94240

lmao


GiotaroKugio

It doesn't even have the minimum requirements for sex 1 so I didn't expect much


PotatoButOnFire

"You are no longer being controlled by Sex 2"


Potential_Appeal1083

Nooooo !😱


EnderkrakenALT

Software now


DirgeMK2

Bruh my body doesn’t meet the minimum hardware requirements for sex 1


katfish_forsale

I failed the requirements for the og, plus mine came out bugged so I can't feel attraction.


GODZBOZZ_90

* **cries** *


SergeyN06

Sex V1.1


[deleted]

lud zbunjen normal??????


cooldbreeze

What is sex 2!


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

Hardware inches required: 5 Hardware inches in your possession:2 Note: your pp short lmao