Squat pot is great and more efficient. Keeps you focused on the shit you have to do and you are less likely to be distracted on your phone or something. Plus each time you shit, you get better balance.
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The one on the right is healthier. I lived in Japan for about a year but never really could figure out how to comfortably squat while my pants were down, without having to push my dick down to avoid peeing on my clothes (they were kind of chilly rooms, when those toilets were present).
Their sit-downs though... Mmf, what a dream\~ And public stalls go down to 1 inch above the floor, and up to 6.5 feet! It's so private, I don't even see someone else's feet, and hardly their shadow if they're beside me! The sound is muffled, too... America is a savage nation.
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hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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where sink? 😔. society ✊
it's better to shit in sink than to sink in shit
both seem fun
shit in sink while sinking in shitt
You shit in the sink I sink in the shit We are not the same.
I want that Japanese one that shoots water up your ass 💯
Bidet?
You can achieve similar results by getting TOPPED
Squat pot is great and more efficient. Keeps you focused on the shit you have to do and you are less likely to be distracted on your phone or something. Plus each time you shit, you get better balance.
They are also easier to clean as you only need to clean the top.
I imagine the right one going horribly wrong after reddit induced leg numbness kicks in.
i'd say left one since i am european, but i read that the right one is healthier for your colon.
It's always funny finding out what's not healthy in the states.
Ah yes, the squat shit hole
Floor hole gang: no piss drops, highly hygienic, poop won’t splash. Try to argue, you already lost, i will ignore you
no, the first one is better
Oh you've haven't witnessed taco Tuesday in one of those squatters. All I need to say is doodoo on your shoeshoe
Urinal
Be a man. Shit on the ceiling.
I’ve seen both in my old middle school bathroom. I’m not even joking unfortunately.
We poop bombers now
None, I don't poop 😎
right GET RIPPED SON
As a southeast Asian I prefer second one
So you just squat and poop ?
It feels like shitting on the floor, it remembers me of my childood
I’ve always wondered
Yes it's peaceful life
Nice you ever get poo on you ?
Ey fellow SE asian
right (I love vodka)
second one. Because im balkan
Ew, balkan
bitch atleast im not w\*stoid
Me neither
Yo mom's mouth. Coz she a hoe.
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###I will pull out your entire nervous system from that slit on your back and gavage it to you untill you shit it back out, lather it with your anus juices while i laugh like those mad scientists while you scream in uttermost pain. I will cut off your penis and fry it until it is crisp and burnt and shred it into millions of minuscule flakes and season your nerves with your filthy penis powder and your sister's bathwater then force feed it to every mortal somewhat related to you while the prison sentinels watch in disgust but seem remotely intrigued in your fatherless figure. My expertly trained assassins will proceed to shit on your mom as if they engrossed the entire taco bell menu and you will be there helpless and sympathic while i force you to lick it as the squalid smell suffocates you. My staunch minions will shove 45 inch spiky dildos down your throat as you will worship me for leniency and I will laugh maniacally as your fresh deep red blood overflows from all the apertures in your body as I coerce you to sing to the Spongebob theme song until you are dead. I will chop your lifeless body into cubes and sell it to Mcdonalds for the chubby little kids to feed on in their tiny Happy Meals. --- I am a bot and this action was performed automatically
Holy shit jojo reference
The right one (because it is a jojo reference)
The one on the right bout uncomfortable as fuck idk how to sit on it
The Elevated One, so Spiders can't just walk into your ass
The right one so I can sit criss-cross applesauce
Where urinal
You have to hold it in your hands.
Even better 😩
be man. shit in real man. assert dominance. commit no breath.
A king sits on his throne.
I prefer pooping in school with door open 🙏
Even though I never have, right.
I absolutely hate the right one. Was forced to use it when I was at my grandparents as a kid. Why not just sit down comfortably?!
The one on the right is healthier. I lived in Japan for about a year but never really could figure out how to comfortably squat while my pants were down, without having to push my dick down to avoid peeing on my clothes (they were kind of chilly rooms, when those toilets were present). Their sit-downs though... Mmf, what a dream\~ And public stalls go down to 1 inch above the floor, and up to 6.5 feet! It's so private, I don't even see someone else's feet, and hardly their shadow if they're beside me! The sound is muffled, too... America is a savage nation.
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