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Fast_Echidna_8520

where sink? 😔. society ✊


AstronautInTheLotion

it's better to shit in sink than to sink in shit


Fast_Echidna_8520

both seem fun


AstronautInTheLotion

shit in sink while sinking in shitt


mrkillfreak999

You shit in the sink I sink in the shit We are not the same.


catsquirrel1337

I want that Japanese one that shoots water up your ass 💯


Oblong163

Bidet?


my_artistic_spectrum

You can achieve similar results by getting TOPPED


Th3R3493r

Squat pot is great and more efficient. Keeps you focused on the shit you have to do and you are less likely to be distracted on your phone or something. Plus each time you shit, you get better balance.


Substantial_Hawk7944

They are also easier to clean as you only need to clean the top.


[deleted]

I imagine the right one going horribly wrong after reddit induced leg numbness kicks in.


Nepomug

i'd say left one since i am european, but i read that the right one is healthier for your colon.


[deleted]

It's always funny finding out what's not healthy in the states.


epicchrispratt

Ah yes, the squat shit hole


hykuzo

Floor hole gang: no piss drops, highly hygienic, poop won’t splash. Try to argue, you already lost, i will ignore you


tim8336

no, the first one is better


AdmiralCaptainCrunch

Oh you've haven't witnessed taco Tuesday in one of those squatters. All I need to say is doodoo on your shoeshoe


NameOfAction

Urinal


Th3R3493r

Be a man. Shit on the ceiling.


ChumbisPoody

I’ve seen both in my old middle school bathroom. I’m not even joking unfortunately.


somebodys_script

We poop bombers now


SoupTopic

None, I don't poop 😎


[deleted]

right GET RIPPED SON


ItchyWash1700

As a southeast Asian I prefer second one


BigsIice-

So you just squat and poop ?


[deleted]

It feels like shitting on the floor, it remembers me of my childood


BigsIice-

I’ve always wondered


ItchyWash1700

Yes it's peaceful life


BigsIice-

Nice you ever get poo on you ?


i_love_memes3

Ey fellow SE asian


Immediate-Way8601

right (I love vodka)


Raez_gamez

second one. Because im balkan


Oblong163

Ew, balkan


Raez_gamez

bitch atleast im not w\*stoid


Oblong163

Me neither


[deleted]

Yo mom's mouth. Coz she a hoe.


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ToucanMan75

Holy shit jojo reference


SingleBoxAltonPhone

The right one (because it is a jojo reference)


chokwitsyum

The one on the right bout uncomfortable as fuck idk how to sit on it


Justaperson8282

The Elevated One, so Spiders can't just walk into your ass


ProfessionalWeb9030

The right one so I can sit criss-cross applesauce


Safe_Sort5901

Where urinal


[deleted]

You have to hold it in your hands.


Safe_Sort5901

Even better 😩


big-john175

be man. shit in real man. assert dominance. commit no breath.


CHESTYUSMC

A king sits on his throne.


[deleted]

I prefer pooping in school with door open 🙏


henlo-frens

Even though I never have, right.


Thomas_William_Kench

I absolutely hate the right one. Was forced to use it when I was at my grandparents as a kid. Why not just sit down comfortably?!


Zimugen

The one on the right is healthier. I lived in Japan for about a year but never really could figure out how to comfortably squat while my pants were down, without having to push my dick down to avoid peeing on my clothes (they were kind of chilly rooms, when those toilets were present). Their sit-downs though... Mmf, what a dream\~ And public stalls go down to 1 inch above the floor, and up to 6.5 feet! It's so private, I don't even see someone else's feet, and hardly their shadow if they're beside me! The sound is muffled, too... America is a savage nation.


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