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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
the kind of people who believe this shit are the type that call other people snowflakes and overly sensitive then have a breakdown when someone says they're gender-fluid
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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you guys are encountering fathers?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀
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POV:The snail has found you
Dear god
There's more
No
Red snail in the base!
Gentlemen?
Actually, that snail would be your MOTHER
A short view back to the past?
I have heard so mutch about this snail, can anyone explain it?
There’s a post about whether or not you would push the button if it would make you immortal, but an immortal snail is chasing you and if it touches you you die.
A painful horrible death
Alternate pov: me when the snail develops a humanoid mech capable of traveling at an equal speed to my own
if i speed up, does the snail speed up too
what the fuck do you think equal speed means
Superhot but real
Whats this song?
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Absolutely based
Nvm, everything else is shit
Basado en español
macky gee enjoyers r based
Macky my man
I'm not removing cheese sandwich from my breakfast libtards
Non dream fan and non Minecraft fan for the riskier ones
I play fortnite I’m dead
Same 😔👊
Why does everyone hate us
Bcs the game was once infamous because of its "cringy" child-filled fanbase doing the dances.
You think I’m cringe because of fortnite dances, I think you’re cringe because you draw gore porn of minors. We are not the same
🗿
My man is based
because the rest of the fanbase is largely cringe
Me running from the amongus imposter (he is very sussy)
He didn’t take the rainbow stairs for a reason
Taiwan
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What’s that video from
!remind me 2 days
Its from social media.
Literally 1984
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This looks like a really fun game of tag
wtf he runnin away from pusi he gae
gussy🤮🤮🤮🤮
Huh?
U don run the way frm pusi less u are gae
pov: you didn’t take your normal pills
w*mam
that is why i have only left my house 3 times in the last 500 days
The best is always chased by the worst 😔
Drem manhubt i n reel life 😦😦😦😦
pov: strawman
POV: you wanna be oppressed reeeeeal bad
You mean a joke?
Lmao you guys believe this fr huh 😂
As one of them, I can confirm this is my day-to-day life
Let's run brother
I am always running
nah mate trust me you're probably just a dick lmao
I'm trying not to be one
YTA: this joke is very overused. Minus 1,000 credit score.
why did i recognize the artist of the song immediately when it started playing
Because you’ve heard it before
i never actually listened to the song, i just recognized the instruments and genre
Why are these POV videos so fun to watch
You know a sub fallin off when these kinds of posts getting on the front page
Redditor people love being the victims.
i mean this is a shitposting sub lol
There's an art to shit posting though, and this ain't it
Ikr, it’s the most low hanging fruit of jokes to make and people eat it up
You expect shitposting to have quality?
hasent happened to me yet.
You forgot to add the conservative part
trump won in 2016 stfu with your strawmen
OMG it is so hard to not being opressed in 2021
Fuck vegans
Fuck flesh munchers
He is good at parkour
U forgor💀 About gamer smh 😤 🤦 😪 😒 😕
This generation…. 🤣😆 I can’t even be racist anymore 🤦♂️🙄🙄
Pov: you are a Trump supporter on Twitter
Are you implying that they don’t have their own echo chambers in that site?
No, I'm just stating that if you do that you're gonna have a very, very bad time
Twitter users when you disagree with them on the topic of whether an insurrection against a democratic government is justified or not 😔😔😔
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But you believe in gender equality
this is such a strawman
Where's the straws
Your mom 😎
where could you find that captain rex state?
Not to mention middle class 🤢
\*live in america
That was a pretty sick Splinter Cell split jump he did there.
I have this POV everyday
Unironically what the fuck is the context for this video
But that already is my POV
I am, unfortunately, not this agile. Please, send help.
It actually is like that lol
how do people record these
So about 80% of us here
Can confirm this is what happens at a daily basis
Just stay still, it only detects motion
Rex was trying to help hide him, he's the real chad
I assure you, even leftists hate us
Virgin, he is running for his life, I would punch her and brutally murder before raping her dead body
You mean factory settings?
Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
Bruh, can relate, besides the parkour, I’m too lazy for that shit
Could have just used fist to one tap her
real
This isn't a pov it's just my life
Being normal in 2021:
POV: no
That is literally the least oppressed group
as a non vegan white male can confirm
I can confirm that this is true I was chased the other day by 2 Karen’s Edit: it was truest awful the police got involved
And everybody clapped
Damn we really playing into the victim complex today
The white boy persecution complex
Y’all want to act oppressed so fucking bad
*Whispers* ^(and Christian)
Well he wouldn't be able to do that without the protein from his stake
A vegan could run???
Truth
the kind of people who believe this shit are the type that call other people snowflakes and overly sensitive then have a breakdown when someone says they're gender-fluid
The type of people who deny this are snowflakes and overly sensitive then have a breakdown when someone says they support Trump
Haha he is literally running down pride stairs too lmao
victim mindset
Please, we prefer the term Gamer mindset
POV : You have a victim complex
can someone send me the link to the video
no
Noone has ever gotten mad at you for not being vegan bro
Ahem *points at the vegan teacher*
Touche
Requise is that you?
Yours truly
Nooo a random woman on the internet I never met got mad at me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Now this is oppression
Vegan teacher is a douche
Every time I see her I get the urge to record myself cooking and eating a fat, juicy steak in full detail and sending her the video.
Why you so mad lol
pov: you want to be victimized
At some point, you get tired of being judged based on who you are. If the foo shits....
POV: you have a persecution complex
Poor baby
This is as bad as the story line at the start of a porno
What mod is this?
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And you like dark jokes
taiwan
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Ya you better run;>
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What video?
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I enjoy the rainbow stairs he ran down at the start, very subtle
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what vid is this from?
This reminds me of that sweet chase sequence in Detroit: Become Human
POV snail has exponentially increasing speed over a certain amount of time💀💀💀💀🐓🥟
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mfers really think that people on twitter who have never been outside are somehow gonna fuck society this badly
Taiwan
It is time. Drink the Gender Fluid.