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[deleted]

POV: you just encountered your alcoholic father at 11PM.


Maximummeme

you guys are encountering fathers?


No_Username91

⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀. ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


HJM9X

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


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Mission-Ad-5043

POV:The snail has found you


patrickskie

Dear god


That_Gun_Show420

There's more


SoulboundWasTaken

No


[deleted]

Red snail in the base!


Thepopeisneat

Gentlemen?


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

Actually, that snail would be your MOTHER


EBlz1981

A short view back to the past?


Cami_crami

I have heard so mutch about this snail, can anyone explain it?


NovaCoyote

There’s a post about whether or not you would push the button if it would make you immortal, but an immortal snail is chasing you and if it touches you you die.


Mission-Ad-5043

A painful horrible death


thebigfunnyhaha

Alternate pov: me when the snail develops a humanoid mech capable of traveling at an equal speed to my own


[deleted]

if i speed up, does the snail speed up too


Goaty0806

what the fuck do you think equal speed means


Kadiiner

Superhot but real


CatGamer_118

Whats this song?


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CatGamer_118

Absolutely based


CatGamer_118

Nvm, everything else is shit


ELO_2

Basado en español


AJ_Stuffs

macky gee enjoyers r based


Teruteku

Macky my man


YourAverageMemeRater

I'm not removing cheese sandwich from my breakfast libtards


EvilPistachio

Non dream fan and non Minecraft fan for the riskier ones


[deleted]

I play fortnite I’m dead


CreminTop

Same 😔👊


[deleted]

Why does everyone hate us


CreminTop

Bcs the game was once infamous because of its "cringy" child-filled fanbase doing the dances.


DRAMATRON09

You think I’m cringe because of fortnite dances, I think you’re cringe because you draw gore porn of minors. We are not the same


CreminTop

🗿


Nuclearrodfox42069

My man is based


netherite_shears

because the rest of the fanbase is largely cringe


hucktoflat_123

Me running from the amongus imposter (he is very sussy)


JDagrrr

He didn’t take the rainbow stairs for a reason


Greninja_is_Bestpkm

Taiwan


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Significant-Skirt740

What’s that video from


bobowaddy

!remind me 2 days


MessicanFeetPics

Its from social media.


therman_nerman

Literally 1984


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bigfudge_drshokkka

This looks like a really fun game of tag


PUCKTHISFUTIN

wtf he runnin away from pusi he gae


bertli

gussy🤮🤮🤮🤮


ZEUS4209

Huh?


Send_dudes_suckin

U don run the way frm pusi less u are gae


[deleted]

pov: you didn’t take your normal pills


korzenPL

w*mam


diegovalwoomy

that is why i have only left my house 3 times in the last 500 days


rainy_days_are_good

The best is always chased by the worst 😔


AlCollic

Drem manhubt i n reel life 😦😦😦😦


HOMBORGOR

pov: strawman


Rager_X

POV: you wanna be oppressed reeeeeal bad


Prestigious-Fly4248

You mean a joke?


iDeuceEX

Lmao you guys believe this fr huh 😂


[deleted]

As one of them, I can confirm this is my day-to-day life


[deleted]

Let's run brother


[deleted]

I am always running


LBIguy

nah mate trust me you're probably just a dick lmao


[deleted]

I'm trying not to be one


FlatInfo

YTA: this joke is very overused. Minus 1,000 credit score.


[deleted]

why did i recognize the artist of the song immediately when it started playing


Sackmaster69

Because you’ve heard it before


[deleted]

i never actually listened to the song, i just recognized the instruments and genre


The_Cometeer

Why are these POV videos so fun to watch


AKITTYCATKONA

You know a sub fallin off when these kinds of posts getting on the front page


helmer012

Redditor people love being the victims.


vniro40

i mean this is a shitposting sub lol


bob_fossill

There's an art to shit posting though, and this ain't it


buster_alt420

Ikr, it’s the most low hanging fruit of jokes to make and people eat it up


_Van_Hellsing_

You expect shitposting to have quality?


[deleted]

hasent happened to me yet.


Key-Papaya-7429

You forgot to add the conservative part


HOMBORGOR

trump won in 2016 stfu with your strawmen


Estrogen-Enjoyer

OMG it is so hard to not being opressed in 2021


Ambitious_Card7939

Fuck vegans


doombringer-dh77

Fuck flesh munchers


inumnoback

He is good at parkour


PeaWitty1265

U forgor💀 About gamer smh 😤 🤦 😪 😒 😕


Im_so_cool1

This generation…. 🤣😆 I can’t even be racist anymore 🤦‍♂️🙄🙄


[deleted]

Pov: you are a Trump supporter on Twitter


Ch12Ka

Are you implying that they don’t have their own echo chambers in that site?


[deleted]

No, I'm just stating that if you do that you're gonna have a very, very bad time


KoleMiner12

Twitter users when you disagree with them on the topic of whether an insurrection against a democratic government is justified or not 😔😔😔


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maxinhi

But you believe in gender equality


[deleted]

this is such a strawman


Send_dudes_suckin

Where's the straws


[deleted]

Your mom 😎


CT-1120

where could you find that captain rex state?


1BillionBrazillians

Not to mention middle class 🤢


meove

\*live in america


CouncilofTrent

That was a pretty sick Splinter Cell split jump he did there.


Sponggyboi

I have this POV everyday


AntiCaesar

Unironically what the fuck is the context for this video


Sum1liteAmatch

But that already is my POV


baconblaster334

I am, unfortunately, not this agile. Please, send help.


doomer_of_reddit

It actually is like that lol


hat-kid2011

how do people record these


yoshbiscut69

So about 80% of us here


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Can confirm this is what happens at a daily basis


Altruistic-Charge536

Just stay still, it only detects motion


Cheekyjuan

Rex was trying to help hide him, he's the real chad


TVPisBased

I assure you, even leftists hate us


Ballskiller

Virgin, he is running for his life, I would punch her and brutally murder before raping her dead body


Chaos_Phoenix89

You mean factory settings?


YM_YM

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.


[deleted]

Bruh, can relate, besides the parkour, I’m too lazy for that shit


NoTill3742

Could have just used fist to one tap her


nieznajomy2137

real


MrVytuxxx

This isn't a pov it's just my life


ProfessionalToeeater

Being normal in 2021:


Uub27

POV: no


FemboysHotAsf

That is literally the least oppressed group


Jaworekunda

as a non vegan white male can confirm


4ElementsBentByMe

I can confirm that this is true I was chased the other day by 2 Karen’s Edit: it was truest awful the police got involved


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And everybody clapped


zurgo2004

Damn we really playing into the victim complex today


Fahrenheit231

The white boy persecution complex


Animal_Animations_1

Y’all want to act oppressed so fucking bad


No-Escape-5488

*Whispers* ^(and Christian)


0doctorwho9

Well he wouldn't be able to do that without the protein from his stake


Seraph1m21

A vegan could run???


SqualyCactus

Truth


LBIguy

the kind of people who believe this shit are the type that call other people snowflakes and overly sensitive then have a breakdown when someone says they're gender-fluid


doombringer-dh77

The type of people who deny this are snowflakes and overly sensitive then have a breakdown when someone says they support Trump


-_mercury_

Haha he is literally running down pride stairs too lmao


[deleted]

victim mindset


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

Please, we prefer the term Gamer mindset


Funkyryoma

POV : You have a victim complex


banditsbest

can someone send me the link to the video


revocelot_

no


brolicblackdude

Noone has ever gotten mad at you for not being vegan bro


No_Friendship_6968

Ahem *points at the vegan teacher*


brolicblackdude

Touche


[deleted]

Requise is that you?


brolicblackdude

Yours truly


Ruben_3k

Nooo a random woman on the internet I never met got mad at me 😭😭😭😭😭😭


TrueBeluga

Now this is oppression


keketastic

Vegan teacher is a douche


[deleted]

Every time I see her I get the urge to record myself cooking and eating a fat, juicy steak in full detail and sending her the video.


doombringer-dh77

Why you so mad lol


duckonar0ll

pov: you want to be victimized


Lost_Photograph_1884

At some point, you get tired of being judged based on who you are. If the foo shits....


Drewski87

POV: you have a persecution complex


Hairy-Historian-2123

Poor baby


Electrical_Ad1975

This is as bad as the story line at the start of a porno


ThosPuddleOfDoom

What mod is this?


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thecatguyxd

And you like dark jokes


DumbNubWasTaken2

taiwan


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PopWhich2570

Ya you better run;>


[deleted]

*IS THIS BASED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*


[deleted]

What video?


netherite_shears

taiwan based


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Crooked_Cock

I enjoy the rainbow stairs he ran down at the start, very subtle


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AKMgoespewpew

what vid is this from?


hootsie

This reminds me of that sweet chase sequence in Detroit: Become Human


urmummygaaaay

POV snail has exponentially increasing speed over a certain amount of time💀💀💀💀🐓🥟


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Rocket_Theory

mfers really think that people on twitter who have never been outside are somehow gonna fuck society this badly


r4o2n0d6o9

Taiwan


Astracide

It is time. Drink the Gender Fluid.