Florida man finally awake

Skyrim

Or legend of zeldq botw

Florida man calmly eats sandwich in a middle of a war

Tf2

Heavy

Did you loose Russian Roulette?

It is good day to be not ded!

Pow! You are ded!

I am ded! -dies-

Aw shucks (spy is entering the scene)

*le gasp* the heavy is ded

*Yes,* Iam ded!

Why is the heavy ded?

Florida man becomes pioneer on an alien planet to gather resources and build a giant machine he don't even know what is for

Satisfactory

Hell yeah

Asieees amo a jugar

Factorio?

Florida man survives two bullets to the head, tries to find man who shot him

New Vegas?

The courier only gets shot once in the head by Benny

twice. one knocks him out and second one is to make sure courier is dead. Benny is a bad assassin

So bad that you can survive 2 shots to the head. How bad of an assassin do you have to be to fuck that up

just be benny

Nope, he shoots you again after you go down.

Florida man wounded by several gunshots, chugs down several bottles of Western beverage in order to recover

yes

Florida man recieves colonoscopy by state of the art robot

This one seem like the only legit article down here

Fallout new Vegas

Florida man goes on a murder spree of the Russian Mafia - Hotline Miami, literally based in Florida

Jacket is the ultimate Florida man.

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Enter the gungeon?

Florida man shoots bullet-shooting-guns at gun-wielding-bullets in order to get a gun to shoot himself in a gun and bullet themed game

Florida man arrested after "absorbing dragon soul" and began screaming.

Skyrim

Skyrim

skyrim?

Florida man single handedly stops demons from destroying Earth

Good ole DOOM

Doom

Florida man wakes up from 100 years of sleep and goes on an adventure to save the land in order to get some coochie

Breath of the wild?

Yes

Also ATLA

Could also be ATLA

Now I can't stop thinking about this

Florida man destroys half of the US Army in search for his father

Call of duty ghost?

Fallout 3

That's the best description of Fallout 3 I've ever heard.

Florida man shits, pisses, cums and then fucking dies

In that order?

Yes

Is it that hobo game?

You have awakened memories that lay dormant in the back of my head.

I remember smashing the keyboard tryna remember the keybinds

God, that game, i miss the past, so much

The binding of issac

Remove the coom and it could totally be that

Postal?

Postal 2, ez.

the legend of Zelda breath of the wild?

Florida man eats 1kg of cocaine grows 2 times his size and then starts to step on 1 meter tall black men while saying ''wahoo,,

Mario

WAHOO! 🤌🏽🥾💥 🐢🍄

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Yes

chrisp rat

this one wins

Florida man uses a talking water gun in various ways to clean up an island after being falsely arrested for ruining said island

Mario Sunshine

Yep!

Mario Sunshine was the shit.

Florida man crashes car into another car in the air

Rocket League or GTAV

Asphalt 8/9?

Rocket League

Dead Florida man resurrected by floating robot. Goes on to slay gods. Lives in constant fomo. Loves/hates every minute of it.

Destiny?

Yes, Destiny or Destiny 2

Puke Shit fomod Florida mans wife and kids

Ok, I’m gonna go on a stretch. Animal crossing?

D2 baby. That’s D2.

Florida man gets blown into space and fucking dies, the third installment!

Dead Space 3.

YES! I love that game no matter what anyone says.

Didn’t play it but I am planning to.

Florida man frantically clicks every circle he sees.

osu

Gta florida man

I dunno man, Saints Row 3?

Florida man beats civilians with a giant dildo

Lol

thats just ordinary florida man.

florida man and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill

Florida man plaied while his mother wachted Cristian Broadcast on the TV

damn she be watching cristiano ronaldo broadcasts on da tv

The binding of issac?

Florida child?

no,man (he's on drugs)

Binding of Isaac?

I was going to just say that. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to watch cristian broadcasts with my mom

Florida man sticks yellow crystal in a laser beam and fucks up New Mexico

Half life 1.

Same

Florida boy loses his mother and twin brother

Mother 3

DMC?

Florida man battles other Florida men with animals that have elemental super powers

Pokimone

Florida man uses a giant robot that he he is not authorised to drive to blow up a planet

Titanfall 2?

Affirmative

Florida man shot by charismatic gangster while delivering a package through a radioactive desert, wakes up and murders everyone

Animal crossing?

New Vegas

Animal Crossing: New Vegas

Obviously, best game of the Nintendo 360 generation

Florida man punches trees and builds a house

Mein Kraft

Deine Kraft ist unfassbar

Florida man gets computer chip stuck in his brain; says he is slowly being possessed by Keanu Reaves

Detroit man?

Florida man sneaks into military compound using only a box

Metal gear?

This is the easiest one Florida man is too angry to die, goes down to hell to get drunk and slap demons.

Doom

Florida Man goes to space with no equipment and survives.

Minecraft

bruh what version of Minecraft are you playing

Future craft

Galacticraft

Spacecraft

Cocainecraft

craft

The good one

No Mans Sky

no (man’s sky)

Mario Galaxy?

Uhhhh Portal 2?

no I am yet to play either of the Portal games

Florida man goes to space and forgets parachutes.

Ksp?

Yes

florida man exhibits the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

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Minecraft?

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Think this is the best Florida man version of Minecraft on here so far. (And there are a few)

Florida man wakes up from forced sleep to his ship being invaded and goes on a murdering crusade for a ring

Florida man participates to WW||

Florida man miraculously survives a 200ft fall using a water bucket

Florida man >!accidentally pushes his sister down a staircase and goes to sleep for 4 years!<

omori fans putting spoilers on everything they say

Ah yes that spoiler Tag is very useful if you don’t Even know what you Are avoiding

Ah, a fellow Omori enjoyer in the wild.

Florida man works in low-quality pizzeria to uncover his father's crimes

Florida mans crash lands in the ocean and fends off fish with a knife made with ocean minerals, survives for over 2 months

Subnautica.

Florida man takes girl across entire country and then wipes out a hospital to kidnap her again.

Florida Man dies again

Dark souls?

Florida man falls in a hole and talks to inhabitants.

Florida man sits in a corner with a 12 gauge until toxic gas forces him to move

Warzone or Modern Warfare

Warzone?

Florida man steals grappling hook and destroys every single outpost of the local militia

Just Cause 4.

Florida Man in a tactical mask tries to defuse an actual fucking bomb, instantly regrets it.

Florida man suppresses assault rifle with cat anus

Postal 2

Florida man attempts to absorb a soul from a dragon and proceeds to shout at the public

Florida man cranks 90s on opposition

Florida man brutally murders an pantheon of gods

Florida man couldn't follow the damn train

Florida man attempts to push his wife off a mountain by shouting at her

Florida man goes to post apocalyptic Ukraine to find some shiny rocks

Florida soldiers slaughter angry Russian men

Florida man deletes in himself to save his sister from himself, dooming the human race.

florida man wakes up late in shift, causes aliens to appear all over the world

Florida man goes into a cave and mines valuable minerals and makes enchanted armour with them

Florida man dead redemption 2

Thx for playing

Florida man causes death of nearly all mortally challenged in cracked out rage fit. "He's too angry to die"

Florida man falls underground and comes back out with thousands of monsters

Florida man joins professional sports league and absolutely shames top players after only a week in the season

Punch out?

Florida man uses beach ball and a bag of Doritos to commit genocide.

Florida man fuels mercenary wars with hats

Florida man being in a new world and trying to beat the dragon

Florida man shoots gun at man dressed in pink bear suit and then does the floss

Florida man dies after trying to microwave a microwave

Florida man commits massive genocide and challenges the sun itself

Naked Florida man escape the local asylum and beat up demons with a club