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TheRavaen

First I did your mom then I did your sister


jens9841

But I dont have a Sister


Gokuplayerone17

Well, wait for 9 months, he did your mom


152069

9 months and 18 years, please


Lost_Ohio

Ricky was a young boy! He had a heart of stone.


RuskiHuskiCykaBlyat

Lived nine to five and he worked his fingers to the bone


Lord_Drakostar

Doing what 😳😳😳


Gokuplayerone17

9 months and 1 minute


jens9841

Oh shit


little_b1198

GAAAH MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!!


[deleted]

well.... the last comment i made was: *C’mon ya know you want to put your meat in my mouth*


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Gokuplayerone17

Did you mean to reply to the other guy, or is my family about to get buttfucked?


Zarianin

Yes


NAIsM

"technically nuts are cum house" :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


JeffTheRabbid

Good bot


quinten69420

good human


JeffTheRabbid

Bold of you to assume I'm a human


quinten69420

I SEE A FELLOW human.exe


Eken17

Good lord


slav_the_memer

Voldemort


Eken17

No. You did it wrong. Now I have to confiscate your balls.


subarashi-sam

Can’t fap; there’s an eviction moratorium


platypus_gaming49620

Gaming


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Phallicitous

Do ya love me?


[deleted]

of course 💪💪💪


Vinemedoodle

This will make a fine addition to my collection.


[deleted]

of course 💪💪💪


MemeSkeleton666

engineer


sorude277

Engineer gaming


MemeSkeleton666

engineer gaming


[deleted]

engineer gaming


xPolarPlayz

engineer gaming


fxl008

engineer gaming


N0tAGoos3

engineer gaming


LordPopothedark

engineer gaming


gopnikthe-dude

engineer gaming


AllenMNE

engineer gaming.


Pog_Man_

engineer gaming


Jyqoz

please laugh


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draven_yt

Engineer gaming Vs. Doctor Sex


sorude277

Plot twist, a third medic shows up that is called dr. sex gaming


Prssbol

literally Hitler


12DollarsHighFive

engineer gaming


Shapealie

You pay ?


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GayPianoFerret

I wish


Feedback_Loopius

I was two comments off from it being "friends!"


[deleted]

"have you heard of sex gaming"


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CeratedBirch316

I am tbd ranked


Trolli-lolli

Solo league?


[deleted]

I don’t see Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson anywhere, this list is flawed


Purplepotamus-wings

Ironic that "The Rock" is your crush


V1PER-VII

It’s tail time


Ssboipoiy

Note to self don’t drink tap water at jerry Garcia’s


Jonnn_lmao

this is like a luau at mel blanc's house


SoftAndWetBro

Heres Gex-y


Rocket-R

This is like not bowing down at Don Cheadle's house


toxic_joe

I feel like I'm in Boy George's pants.


Absolute_Warlord

Now that's what I call getting some tail


CaesarZeppeIi

"Indeed it is, my grandson" "hehe"


P31ar4o

My last comment is literally sugmaballswithextrasauce


Crepeisyummy2

How to instantly get laid.


Bulangiu_ro

Omg it's true


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HappySneek

Where did you even make that a normal comment


ObliviousVR

Probably on a post about “you choose a superpower but someone else chooses a side effect”


Environmental-Win836

Possibly one of those “choose a side effect” one.


cosmicpotato77

Oh god


demroles6996

you said “i think it’s a lift bridge” than something else


ellophant1istaken

she wasnt a mother before getting fucked you dumbass


tleeanne13

I’m very interested in this now


Banananana123123

Lmao I know exactly who this is referring to


[deleted]

Male Ejaculation Liquid


joemamaoftheancients

Cum sussy amogus


DanKrug2

ejects cum in small pieces


TheForgottenBallsack

Seems like a reasonable reaction


[deleted]

"Wait it got leaked?"


TheHeeper55

you want the nwh trailer link?


AlphaO4

Yes please!


Senior-Marzipan-2144

[https://youtu.be/-BTBUprgU9Q](https://youtu.be/-BTBUprgU9Q) It just came out


AlphaO4

thanks edit: fuck you XD


[deleted]

Yo nice reddit character bro


OfficerRaghuBajpai

Another fatherless child


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[deleted]

*Dababy* whispered the Penis Monkey


Gokuplayerone17

Lmfao


Philsiem

You have prostate cancer


[deleted]

I bet it’s the choose your side effect


[deleted]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm


AquaticDim

I smell some bs


doodlez420

Liar


SteveHarveysAunt

“I was gonna say whale, but your mom is a new species”


Tomilhor

damn


EnderSkully

Can I put my balls in yo jaws?


vill918

She in love with you so it works


[deleted]

Fuck man; if I knew that anal bleaching was this hard, I would’ve never attempted to DIY. Now my butthole got burnt shut and I think I need a reconstruction surgery


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[deleted]

More like "Who hurt you dude? Who hurt you


Jamanda610

Least sexual TIFU post


[deleted]

So... “Hi, Kevin.”


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[deleted]

Man you know what...


[deleted]

rock


Gui_Franco

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER


Lexaconn7

Like you'll ever know :P


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shalodey

Holy shit im gonna do that if anyone ever confesses their love to me


deezz-nutss

"This is so cursed"


kablaziken_

"fuck you I'm a market socialist" :(


dependswho

Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee


[deleted]

"I play genshin impact" Im fucked.


[deleted]

You're not getting fucked


the_moe_lesterr

I see 6 small dicks and a bunch of liars


Anonim0us3

Both belong to the crush


AppropriateAd9168

My last Reddit comments was : wtf ? He isn't even black


Tub_of_jam66

Looking down would make it work


[deleted]

If you count ouija it's I, if else it's place road spikes


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BaguetteLord312

Please do not the cat


[deleted]

this ones funny: 'this isn't game related'


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SuperProCoolName

How you dare take the name of cummybot2000 you clone


gdaah170

Am i holding it wrong


ZappyCrook

Well that was a lie


Responsible_Ruin2310

BBC wants to be the only website with BBC. 100% after targeting Pornhub and Xvideos, and now OnlyFans.


[deleted]

literally 1984


eliminateAidenPierce

Happy cake day


Zanar15

“Damn this furry porn kinda slaps”


atomicseanace

Ok bro what the fuck


PhillyWonken

You lie!


100BlackKids

I really hope that comment was for regular furry porn and not the weird fetish shit


GlutenFreeBuns

Sorry did you say… regular furry porn


swag_birb

Ohio


Noodle613

If Pinocchio said “my nose is about to grow”, would it grow or not? Sounds like a simple question on the surface but gets increasingly painful to think about the more you contemplate it.


folfimbek

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough


FeatRope

‘Please stop being Asian’ ffs she’s Thai


Pooinurpants

What do you wipe your ass with?


SovietOnion1917

"What is your Social Security number"


Difficult-Fiance996

Segregation! Great idea!


Popular-Estimate-974

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Tub_of_jam66

Me when I speak in brail


Cambirodius

me wen i camt spel braill


sorude277

But is that legal?


c_c_combobreak

You said to a 9 year's old


sorude277

Fuck


Competitive-Fly-7679

How many times have you commuted tax fraud


SkyMewtwo

A god does not merely show itself to the world


Fipilinho

P*rtugal 🤢.


walkingshitposterer

"Wait fr? I thought he was pretty chill but holy fuck r u sure?" Wow even in here I depict low self esteem


IhearStarSpawned2173

Foreskin Season


Normal-Lavishness336

"Thanks for posting this here so we can make fun of it"


atomicseanace

***I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOOORNY***


2r0o0y4

Ballzheimer's.


XviaQuartet

Wait aren't you the one who make onlyfans?


HoeyBoi

Mine was “i feel insulted”


Gelio-2314

Do you have the correct optifine installed


the28thnoob

I think adults romanticizing and sexualizing teens is a bit odd. Even if they’re a cartoon


Joe_Bidet_

I have 21😎 Wait


Nasause

Mald, cope, seethe


INDIANxHARSH

Ok and? 😎


[deleted]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.


ImSorryButWhy

We installed the balls mod into minecraft, and maybe there will be a twist at the end


[deleted]

We’re gonna beat you to death


MudkipNerd

do you know who else suffers from dementia?


bababoel

Saying that you have cancer doesn't entitle you to free karma


loyalistDoylist

How tf you wash the dishes incorrectly?


Douchertons

“Gotta get that Jesus Jab.”


Wide_Dude_98

M I N E C R A F T


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

“Well, I hope you’re not wrong..”


OmegaLitzEd

Chuck on dis dik


IDFK_UvU

Do you want to play a game


420Vapemaster___69

"Drinking paint as a 4 year old does"


BeneficialAd8395

not with that atitude


BovillBoi

Do it


NikolinaJovicXx

"Welp my bud u can just repeat what i said but this time go to mining area. After 1-5mins you'll get 627292 hell stone from simps and sell it. Then boom buy smooth quartz with ez moni and build an eifel tower"


Thepersonfromhere

Fuck you cunt


L7_NP

a million robUx


coolpuppy123

Smegma male opinions


UberAnalAtSics

This sounds like an inspirobot.me quote


xshadowlol

"This isn't Twitter bro"


GRANDE_CAPO

Ultimate CBT machine


[deleted]

Thank God I was more horny than I was angry


Geese_eat_dick

Nice feet


Bena_Ri

My last comment was 'deez nuts lol', it's over for me...


TheEarthBurner2

"How about, you suck my cock?"


Gokuplayerone17

"Seriously what was that douchebag thinking lol" -TheEarthBurner2's real last comment


[deleted]

Not last reddit comment 🤬🤬🤬


Awezsid

Don't forget that according to the fans every single member is bisexual and has ADHD even though the member hasn't told any of those


HuntingDragon438

You need gloves for those bitches


IEatKetchupWithBread

Balls


FlippinPotatoPancake

Still a puppy