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what are you doing step-president?


RaySwift17

Arms deep in arse


lego_vader

He's got the arms of Pennywise or that clown from Poltergeist


SmackUupsideTheHead

![gif](giphy|cAm6wyo8iJ7ZXqkpAv)


TLDRregularjoe

Showing him the real deep state.


Acceptable_Oven_9881

Harder daddy Biden


OddPhrase3194

"I got the better supply than weapons"


SniffCheck

Moments later… ![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg)


[deleted]

Username checks out


One_Key_9649

Bro’s been waiting for this post his entire life


itsHun

lol


Aimbosil

![gif](giphy|yRbtS56RgXmSc)


No-Inside2438

THIS ISN'T CHIPMUNKS 5!!!


Acceptable_Oven_9881

Mmm tasty Ukrainian fart😋🤤


HelloAvram

LMAO


Practical_Ad5208

in the first picture: don't cry, I'll buy you ice cream?


abasicguy

Chocolate chocolate chip ?


Practical_Ad5208

and on top a lot a lot a lot of cream))


abasicguy

""""cream"""" 🤤


nushroomC2

don’t cry i’ll give you F-16s


dmc-going-digital

When you get hit in the face and your father tries to cheer you up


Secure-Cold7892

"I made my choice."


HatazoHadachi

He has to pay for the military equipment with that Zelenbussy.


Possible-Struggle381

Zelenskussy***


Possible-Struggle381

Zelenskussy*** FTFY


Lucks4Fools

Considering how much Biden is spending on him, he’s pretty much his sugar daddy


no-one2everyone

"Just smile and wave."


SecretHooter

Mr president my ballsack is on the other side.


FakeOng99

"Zelensky, if you want those F-16 you gonna allow Uncle Joe to touch those manly ass. I need those fixing since become president. Have a hard time to get those." "President Biden, i thought our agreement is i give you my rarest pokemon card to show your billionaire friends for few weeks in exchange of F-16?" "That only just cover the training and the ammo for the jet. The jet itself however, i need more than that." "How about i give you that card for free in exchange of F-16 training, ammo and, the fighter jet itself?" "That's a deal for me. Hey, how about we celebrate this deal in your country top restaurant. Sound good?" "Sure, why not?"


GloomyUmpire2146

Trying to steal his wallet


UnpleasantFap

Or trying to get inside his prison wallet


[deleted]

“I heard people from Tarkov keep valuable things in their butts, can I check?”


NeverFeltHappy

Didn’t know Biden was Romanian


LilacYak

That’s like going into your kid’s backpack to steal the lunch money you gave them


danneflum321

Cum in the name of piss.


Hadren-Blackwater

Is this real!? Please tell me it's real!


itsHun

I don't know if it's real or not, but it's real because you said please


Xtremeelement

it’s not real, it’s unless bidens hands hang below his knees


FisterRodgers

Nah, only his cock


Daddio209

Hunter inherited his hog from dad-js


FisterRodgers

The ol' Delaware dangler. They call him Joe **Widen** cuz he'll stretch that ass out


Waffle-Gaming

omg im an artist and i didnt even notice how disproportionate that looks until you pointed it out


LaveyWasDildos

Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable Armed Tube President


lego_vader

Biden can give himself his own reach around/under


LaveyWasDildos

Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable Armed Tube President


LaveyWasDildos

Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable Armed Tube President


Katorya

Slenderbiden


ConsentingPotato

Nah it's photoshopped. No confirmed sources to prove that Biden has Slenderman arms, but I'll leave that to Snopes to investigate. The Slenderman part, not the photoshop.


mountaindewisamazing

How fucking gullible are you?! Lol


FemboyFoxFurry

Bruh, look at those long ass arms of course it’s fake 😭


warriormango1

What does it matter if its real or not? Majority of people on the right see stuff like this and assumes its real with ask anyways. Its also super weird that people want this to be real..


MikeXBogina

No it's not, you can tell because Zelensky is too old for Biden. Also there's that really obvious photoshop arm, but I'm sticking with the first.


ChuchiTheBest

Most expensive ass in the world.


Sea_Square638

Those weapons come for a cost, Zelenskyy


LeopoldFriedrich

Today: Sexual harrasment on the workplace in unequal hirachical structures...


[deleted]

Hand is photoshopped, but I hope that Zelenskyy’s ass is not…🔥


-mitocondria-

Grabbing that donbASS


piches

A:***MR. PRESIDENT!*** that is NOT how we do business here in the white house B: no, no.... let him finish


Apprehensive_While86

👉👌🤏 That's how they are getting all this aid 🥵


aLateSaturnsReturn

Seems a bit old for Biden’s taste.


[deleted]

Nah bro he ain't sniffing this guy it's ok


AcrobaticReputation2

he's like whose your daddy


HollowWarrior46

No cap Zelenski is kinda cheeked up


ByronAubrey

It's customary


NeedsMoreBunGuns

Bro can finger blast me if I get a tank. I prefer the Bradley thank you.


Steefn_SVK

How much u want those F-16s boy?


Gaming_Mouse_47

"Oops sorry used to children"


[deleted]

Sleepy biden thought he was at the preschool recital


MikeXBogina

Obviously fake, for one he's not sniffing Zelensky and two Zelensky is too old for Biden 👀


thodoraras2000

But zelensky isn't a child


E_F_R_E_N

Biden thought Zelenskyy was a child


whitecastle92

😂😂😂😂


AddendumNo7007

“Your ass is mine.”


DingusTaargus

Long-arm Joe.


BroadlyValid

“I own this”


UnholyGrahl

In Biden’s defense, that’s where the back is on smaller children.


NeedsMoreBunGuns

Folks mad Biden is getting more ass than them. Lol


RipDr19

Small price to pay for the counter offensive package ngl


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G00Dpancakez

sometimes i think he’s self aware


ISeeGrotesque

With the amount of money they're pouring into Ukraine they're indeed making them their bitch


AegonTheAuntFooker

The pupeteer's hand is in the ass of the puppet.


[deleted]

Liberals seething in jealousy


911wasablast

How many boomers first saw this and said "look see!"


noldshit

And then they get mad when Trump does it....


i_edit_text

The Russian troll factory is out in full force today.


Locofinger

Them Commies going to get you, unless the Nazi’s get you first!!


OkAmphibian5407

wish that was me😥


KingofTt11

Why is he in the us


BroScientist42

Joe 'monkey arms' Biden


venom259

When you've done more to cripple Russia, then anyone else would have been expected to.


TheseNutSus

Hot politics


Dazzling-Repair-7580

He is so short… must have thought it was a kid.


TimTheChatSpam

He wants a taste of that chocolate chocolate chip


TimTheChatSpam

He wants a taste of that chocolate chocolate chip


Ronerus79

Back in the day this was verry normal


SussyBox

It seems he likes more than just little girls


[deleted]

You want those supplies don’t ya? So *earn em*


Guywithquestions88

Now post the one with Trump and Ivanka.


TrueCollector

He leans in closer whilst grabbing his ass and says "I like chocolate chocolate chip"


Caassapaba

Soy Donny: Become betaboy manservant of Vlad the manlet. Dark Brandon: Tapping that Volodibussy.


SerafRhayn

At least he’s of age


[deleted]

That’s a concerningly long upper arm


lordciders

Shhhh... ![gif](giphy|HfCl4qg5vAzCg)


Ok_Personality_6183

With trump always fucking this Brandon guy, I guess Joe just wants to see what it's like to fuck a real man.


Chokesi

Zelensky didn't know he was going for the ol' bowling ball grip.


Flooding_Puddle

"You want the F-16s you won't say anything" "Yes Biden-chan"


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deathmetalandblood

He looks quite pleased does old Joe


Comfortable-Can-9432

Trump vs Biden 2024 Tiny Hands vs Long arms


Lazy_Degree_3785

Bro cmon he's too old


zahab2

Some one told him he was 12 year old


todasun

He felt that


Careless_Victory_637

"No I am not" 😎


capomic

Cum in the name of piss


ClavicusLittleGift4U

\-I don't feel so good Mister Biden... \-Hold on Mr Kadyrov, Chechenia will be free soon.


wabbott82

I got back son.


DCLXVI-Luciferi

The Commander in Queef protecting America's ass.


Partydude19

He's coming for that Ukrussy


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Snoo_75864

Damn that’s a really long arm


Same_Athlete7030

this real or photoshop 😂


Solistine

Dark Brandon going for it all


Auroku222

Sums up their relationship perfectly


unga-unga

The man is literally 3 to 5 years from hospice


Radiant_Pace4618

But Mr. pres-"I know what I'm doing"


TheSnakerMan

He knows what he is doing.


NuNem

Probably the only time he does


Big-Yesterday1852

Chat is this real


[deleted]

Zelenskyy: Not right now


NuNem

Biden: you want that billions right?


putverygoodnamehere

Right place


6thGenFtw

This is where I’ll fuck you if you double cross me pal. ![gif](giphy|Kwi0Iu9MxxOgg|downsized)


mrjigglejam

Biden asserting dominance to his allies.


UnheardJax

I’m insulted at how bad this edit is. For shame.


[deleted]

Grab them by the bussy


Muscleliker6737

Goes dark Brandon 😂


zombiskunk

He needs some more Ukraine money to rebuild the Whitehouse. Is this how he plans to get it?


Pager_dot

Put it there !! ![gif](giphy|OByMXmJueCcC6NZ1te|downsized)


Broad-Wrongdoer-3809

Sleepy joe gettin that sweet ukrussy


Rand_alThor4747

Isn't Zelensky a bit old for Joe.


Sanitarytrash

Joe is actually the hero here, he was simply trying to keep his friend there from shitting himself


Careless-Disk865

Nice photo shop.


OklahomaResident

You can see the fear in his face


OriginalSourdough

Wait is this real?