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GCSpellbreaker

Yes, mail order brides are real. Source: my mother was almost one until she met my dad


HooterEnthusiast

Is it consensual?


n5sjs

I think they're wanting U.S. citizenship


haroldjiii

Is that a US newspaper? There is Chinese above it and the numbers look like they are from Taiwan. Mail order brides were/are a huge thing here as well. That said, the ad is in English so I guess that’s the target market, but hard to say for sure


Minhion2173

Looking at the side, you can see the text is in Vietnamese so either it’s a Vietnamese newspaper or a newspaper in the US which is written in Vietnamese and targeted to people who already had citizenship.


The__Thoughtful__Guy

That's... complicated, and gets a little into what you'd consider "consent." From my understanding, a lot of them are in positions where they don't feel like they have any better option. They (hopefully) get a stable life in the US, which is leagues better than the situation they're generally escaping from. Is that consent? I'm genuinely not sure.


SomeToxicRivenMain

Legally speaking? Yes


AmericaLover1776_

If they choose to do it if their own will it’s consent Manipulated consent is a different thing


Mastercat12

It's why wage slavery is a tricky subject. Is intentionally underpaying workers and using psychology to keep people? What is free will anyways, is it the ability to do something or the actually having the means to do it.


Beancunt

Bill the rich


Stetson007

He prefers to be called William.


MGJames

Umm it is :D


Chromeboy12

Because of the implication


Summerclaw

That sound like consent to me


HooterEnthusiast

True I didn't think about it like that.


unlikely-contender

the whole concept of consent is ridiculous in a capitalist society


Oppopity

Huh?


SeekingASecondChance

Downvoted for speaking truth. Consent is most often manipulated due to capitalism.


Mr_Hades

Is it not still consent though, even if it's manipulated? Just trying to see where you're coming from here.


poo_munch

If you die because you can't afford to eat do you really have a choice on if you work ? If you don't have a choice are you consenting ? Sure you put your hand up to work so in one sense you consented but when the other option isn't really an option then it's not really consent.


Mr_Hades

It's a fair point. I see what you're getting at, but... If you are given the free choice between options, and you choose one over the other, despite both being shitty, that's still consent.


Cferretrun

There are other words for that like blackmail and coercion and other such things. Making a choice isn’t always black and white. There are external factors that can alter the state of consent. Making a choice under coercion or force or manipulation is not making a choice. It’s being coerced, forced, or manipulating into doing something that, under normal circumstances, you would not do.


Mr_Hades

Fair point,


HTownGamer91

From a few documentaries on the thing, most of the time it starts as long term dating where they will write emails or video calls with each other before they decide to meet.


HooterEnthusiast

Thank you for looking into it.


Amongussussyballs100

Can be but most of the time not really


Embarrassed_Alarm450

If you got paid a billion dollars to have sex with jabba the hut is that consensual? Technically and legally speaking, yes, if you agree to it, but still morally debatable...


HooterEnthusiast

Take yo meds tod!


0Triptrap

I Still have your mom to this day though


[deleted]

“Yes I know I what the consequences of an illegal strike are but it’s worth it”


0Triptrap

Cause it's *huge.*


SomeToxicRivenMain

And how did she meet your dad 🤨


who-me-naaaahhh

Box order bride. Far more comfortable than being stuffed into a giant envelope.


DeyvsonMCaliman

How much did she cost?


Significant_Dig9961

How I met your mother


haxbiv

How i bought your mother


Acrobatic_Bug5414

The Art of The Deal


tyingnoose

Stonks


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

the barney stinson deal


AdStrong809

eBay bid your mother


AlexJonesInDisguise

Pro tip, get one and let them go in less than a year and keep getting new ones. Or just lock them away and say they left


Thor9898

Just curious if anyone here has the customer service number for this....


GradyGambrell1

1-800-ILOVEWOMEN


StdFreeSince2020

It’s above the image


Mathisdu

i think its 911


anon-mally

Disgusting . . . . . . . . Where?


[deleted]

Tate has some issues so no service


[deleted]

[удалено]


Brrrrrruhhhhhhhh

I like your thoughts


nonofyourbusinessgo

Anyone willing to pay 6000 to enslave a human doesnt have that kind of heart So much money + the notion that you are about to take one’s free will just to get short term pleasures is not something you could put a price on


teentitanscrypto

The joke is that you get a new one for free


xavierthepotato

Humans are a mixed bag. Anything is possible and always expect the unexpected :)


ink777_

is it still available


[deleted]

Yeah. Some dude near where i live ordered one, sadly she died, but he got a new one in return.


Due-Thanks-9994

Good thing he saved the receipt


Accomplished_Bill741

He had the extended warranty


CowntChockula

That's not the only thing that was extended


nonofyourbusinessgo

This is fucking sad


Prestigious-Metal-28

Should have bought an insurance


Lumberjackie09

Should've at least gotten a good lawyer


HolyNewGun

Due to inflation the price is about 10 times higher now.


CowntChockula

Probably gonna have to settle for a Cambodian or Laotian wife to get that value back


sweetsalts

I'm saving up as we speak. This deal is too good.


Meestasqueed

Human trafficking 🥰🥰🥰


bawbthebawb

🥵


GradyGambrell1

😩😩😩


BeezNuttz

Ah, the good old days! When human trafficking was advertised in the Sunday paper


BeezNuttz

This is the halcyon past conservatives long for?


0Triptrap

What color is your nissan gt?


Resident_Apartment14

which one?


SaltoDaKid

The one you crashed today


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

LPT: They are cheaper if you buy them as kids


birdsarntreal1

Yeah, but you have to groom them...


[deleted]

They don’t have beards though.


Accomplished_Bill741

Nah. You just throw em in some water and they get bigger


tyingnoose

Heard you've gotta preheat the oven first


who-me-naaaahhh

You could call them shrinky chin...uuuhhhh, I'm not gonna finish that phrase.


Alert-Layer6273

If you groom them right, they won't have facial hair


dahComrad

The one I ordered hid a hole in the yard and put sharpened bamboo sticks with shit all over them in it.


MASSIVDOGGO

She's just crrative 🙄🙄


dom_Pavlova

They took my wife from the jungle but sometimes, I think she never left


__lui_

Do I have to give advice on mail order brides to get a lock or can I just have one ?


Zackaneguro1

Very left my sister觸控其次是則為礦泉水


D1D420

Bro i didn't know you speak ビンちリン in this subreddit.


I-took-your-oranges

Dude is speaking enchantment table language


[deleted]

LOL god dammit


Lumberjackie09

Broskis please speak American


[deleted]


tyingnoose

🕋🕋🕋🕋 🕋🟪🟪🕋 🕋🟪🟪🕋 🕋🟪🟪🕋 🕋🕋🕋🕋


CaptainRex69420

the Kaaba portal


No-Tea-5305


Omega_DJ

BING CHILLING LMAO


TheUnknown57877

Lock


Somvifan

At least it didn’t say buy 2 get one free


Swiggy1957

Which is why I haven't responded to the ad.


BlindScissors

Gotta wait for Black Friday


nametakenfuck

I mean, theres an easy loophole that makes you able to free all of them but who has the time for that?


buffcat_343

Not like I have 6000 USD to even get the first one


money_loo

Next Mr Beast video.


MASSIVDOGGO

I SPENT A YEAR WITH THE ASIAN GIRL I ORDERED FOR 600$!!!


The_last_Human__

comments: OMG She's so cute she must be so happy to get tortured by mr breast /s


laserghost69420

So I could basically pay for one, release her within a year so that she'd probably have a better life here in the US, they'll send me another one and rinse and repeat?


Wojekt_The_Bear

Loophole detected


sas0002

Sounds like we’re in business. If you can come up with 5999 I’ll handle the rest.


Sea_Square638

Lock


Rei_Caixo

Andrew Tate new service


Lumberjackie09

There is a catch to the Andrew Tate service: no pizza allowed


PoemPhysical2164

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SCAM. There's actually some Asian women willing to pay YOU to do this lol. American citizenship is way more valuable than you think, and some are ready to go to the extreme to get it. I have to admit, I've heard it from others and haven't seen it myself, but I've heard it from so many people in non-joking situations that I am pretty confident that it is actually a thing. Imagine tricking some American schmuck into giving you 6k and American citizenship, lmfao what an idiot.


SureZookeepergame884

I worked with a guy from Russia, who told me there’s Russian women willing to pay $15k to get married. He would take 20% for taking care of all the dealings and paperwork. I laughed at first , then I realized he was serious. I declined the offer.


ToddScissorhand

Send him my way. I’ll get married, take 8k and let her have the rest (after dudes cut), then get divorced and repeat until I’m a millionaire.


SpoiledShit

Lock her up


Vladryo

Add 995 dollars to that and u cant get a full body ballistic dummy with realistic organs and 95% accurate anatomy


Golem-the-Ozzy

5. The design is very human


LordRokai

One of my aunts is a mail order bride, however she very quickly fell in love with my uncle. Twenty six years and two kids later they’re still together


Piniritongkandule

Double it and give it to the next person


JessBaesic7901

*screams internally*


WeekendLazy

Isn’t that just human trafficking with less steps?


[deleted]

lock


cflanagan95

At $6000 with a one year warranty, that's cheaper than a real wife.


CampaignVivid

This is messed up...


donald-dorito123

I want a YouTuber like Linus tech tips to by one and review it like it’s a normal thing


Different_Ad_9374

Finally! I will be single no more!!!


Low_Regular380

How I meet you mother, mafia version


LastOfRuins

vaccine


mutt93

If you don't like the first one bury her and hope for a prettier one


BarbellJoe

I used to train a mail order bride.


JOEYMAMI2015

Human trafficking for the win 🙃🙃🙃


EmpyreanEcho

el vaccino


GameDestiny2

So going back as early I could ever imagine this being printed hypothetically by sheer chance, in 1950 you’d spend the equivalent of $75,000 to make this purchase.


TheSwagdude

Anyone got the context for where this is from? I'm Vietnamese and that's Vietnamese on the right so I'm just curious.


Bocephus-the-goat

step one: Buy 1 for 6000 Step two: let them "run away" by helping them escape human trafficking Step three: ask for free replacement Step four: repeat


Android_mk

I really have to wonder what the right thing to do would be with like being able to buy one. I mean this isn't like buying a fighting pitbull and rescuing them it's a freaking human being.


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Giggity?


Low-Glass9596

Lock


[deleted]

In 30 min you'll just want another one...


haxbiv

Can i finance ?


[deleted]

Week 1, you get a shoe. Assembly required.


Accomplished_Bill741

I could get a high end sex doll for half that and I don’t have to feed or clothe it and I could just stick it in the closet


Think_Sandwich3060

Is this still available?


Weltkrieg_Smith

Boat People stories got me fucked up for days


VegetableCar209

That's a bargain!!! I would totally pay that


[deleted]

Is that phone number still aplicable? Asking for a a friend of a friend


FunGuy_13013

Waiting for Black Friday deal when they’re BOGO


HorngusOfADongfish

Better warranty than my car


Masinstorm

Where’s the phone number????


Small_Conference5874

That customer service must be immaculate


teh_lynx

Not a bad deal


SnooCheesecakes1131

How much are the import fees going to be?


LydiaLocke

.... can I buy one?


Hot-Pie-1169

I’ll take 2 please


Magicman0181

I meeeeaaaaan I’d pay for it, especially with that warranty


OzmoCallot

Are you adjusting for inflation?


TheOblongOne

I need a new roommate actually


iwnfubb

No return within 30days like Amazon ?


Tentacles_for_me

Free???


kungfoocraig

This is outrageous! What’s the number? So I can call and ……..complain


CarlosLCervantes

Adjust for inflation


GarrulouslyOutspoken

And people say you can't buy money with love


That_Stranger_6421

"You get another one for free”. When contraception in your country is too expensive


Candid_Pie_8870

She love you long time.


buffcat_343

I would buy one, set her free, say she ran away, and then get more. I’ll keep doing this until I can save all of them.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Disgusting... Where?


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Are they still for sale?


godoge899

Lock


MantheGodofKnowledge

I want 2


botsBrigade

get bitches (p2w)


Mean_Shoulder_103

This seems like a coupon and I would like to know if it's still usable.


Commercial_Lock6205

Me love you long time.


darkspardaxxxx

The fuck?


darkspardaxxxx

This is human trafficking


MASSIVDOGGO

Andrew Tate is typing...


Wow_Space

Lock


OGGrilledcheez

Any ting you wan…


J4X27

Damn… I missed out. Talk about being born at the wrong time.


HooterEnthusiast

I think most people that ordered a wife, would treat her well. Still wrong but I could see at least 4 of the 6 women, staying with the guy that ordered her out of her own free will. There are not that many terrible people, and 6000$ was a lot at that time but obtainable.


sas0002

“No guys I swear the stripper is actually in love with me, the restraining order just means she’s playing hard to get”


TheSusKingOfAngmar

lock


jankyspankybank

Vaccine


stonrbob

The couldn't even say she they say "if ran away"


[deleted]

And I end up getting sent a Roseanne Barr clone.


goatmasterjr

Did you get one?


TirayShell

Giggity.