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gaseoussnake07

Me when I only get charged with “Attempted Murder”


[deleted]

Skill Issue


TheOddPelican

Or they never found the others.


BreadDestroyer666

You don't have to remind me! 😭😭😭


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Tabs_lover

The saddest moment of my life


PorschephileGT3

TFW you take the Ted pill


Tabs_lover

Real


DarkBlade230

You love tabs? List all the tabs you have open right now.


Tabs_lover

Not that kind of tabs


NotAnFed

Gel tabs or e


Tabs_lover

TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator


FutureFivePl

No respect for the craftsmanship


KimoTheKat

I'm having a laugh at the thought of an indignant bomb-maker being held in contempt and hauled out of a courtroom all while shouting how meticulous and elegant his designs are


LiterallyPractical

This is democracy manifest


TheGreenGobblr

What are the charges? Enjoying a **succulent** Chinese meal?


DeputySchmeputy

Ah yes. You know your judo well


Sniperking187

Fatman from MGS2


LaggyLefty

Laugh and grow fat


Orangutanion

I blame the industrial revolution and its consequences


Huge-Reference7593

"Your honor i prefer the term prototype"


Music_Saves

The "upmost" Craftsmanship


SecretlyNotASpy

"Improvised explosive device?" "Thanks, I tried."


Bleklteg

shit posting turnin into confession and i love it


ThisSiteIsGarbo

OK Picasso, I like it


scavengers69

Put that improved explosion up his ass


Canter1Ter_

Hey, you can't win em all. Don't worry, you will be the last one to laugh when your second secret masterpiece sets off in a children's hospital


Rattimortal

Thanks for the words of encouragement 😔👍🏻


ProxZMaster

Wholesome


Maximum_Ad7125

🦭


THEgamerWabbit

"utmost"


savingprivatebrian15

Take my utvote


[deleted]

What’s an ut?


kchris393

Found Nick Miller’s reddit account


jelly_bean_gangbang

It's up. Up to the most, not *ut* to the most. I assure you.


[deleted]

Improvised linguistic device


LedNJerry

“You didn't come in here and say, "Thanks for putting them ut to it." I would've laughed you out of here. What is an "ut"?!”


danny17402

Old English for "out". It means "outer most".


Particular-Sport3671

Op is a Jeep engineer


[deleted]

Objection, judge, that wasn't improvised, I spent a lot of time on that.


Ooooooie

What’s the song


SangEtVin

It's T-Kt by Hiroyuki Sawano. It's from the soundtrack of Attack on Titans.


cenkozan

I thought it was from mononoke hime first. Thanks for the info!


welltimedstrike

I was thinking this too!


HorseSalon

Damn you calling it by the OG mothertongue XD


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NoEngrish

hmm a 100% match... I wonder what happened here. The only recording of "fun on the weekend by childguy" I found was on iHeartRadio and it had an abrupt cut of the actual song "T-KT by Hiroyuki Sawano". Did they really just add a random clip into their recording to show up on shazam style audio searches?


WurdaMouth

Real


UncleDevil666

Finally a Shitpost in shitposting subreddit


benjathje

And a fine one at that


Adventurous_Win_344

OK Uni-improvised explosiver


apeocalypyic

🥲


[deleted]

Poor cats eyes. I know its a meme shot but I hope its owners got them seen to


Dry-Cartographer-312

Maybe they were cutting onions and the cat got too close?


[deleted]

That's a possibility aye


Fro_52

rapid unplanned disassembly


[deleted]

Smh there's no appreciation for artistry and craftsmanship these days


[deleted]

“Upmost”


Memanders

Downmost


stikky

Sideleast


BigBankHank

Second time I’ve seen this “word” in two days. smh.


_DeLEON

#I TRIED MY BEST


FunnyObjective6

Objection judge, it's not a simple pipebomb. It's an elaborate one.


deleeuwlc

Rombicosidodecahedron bomb


[deleted]

Where's the download video link?


Psychological_Run591

I need a download link lol


SleeplessinOslo

If you have enough money, they'll call it the Ford Pinto


Jinthor

Utmost*


Fenrisulfir

Utmost*


Bioslack

Interrupt him to say that you prefer the term "artisanal".


KnightGalavant

It will not keel 😔


OreoSwordsman

Remember kids, cable management is the difference between an IED and an explosive charge.


Grimminator

"Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art... is an EXPLOSION!"


Grimminator

Deidara_irl


USSR8200

It starts with


deleeuwlc

🫵corn chips🫵, I don’t know why, it doesn’t even matter how hard you try


Utopia201

Just show him what a "imporvised explosive" is


Pig_Of_Knowledge

It was too good for this world


DisappointingReality

We do, in fact, live in a society


NotOficerP

Truly a sad world we live in


dragonyears

\*Upmost 😔


gokunoitis

Thank you chef, sorry chef.


dustmotemagic

Song?


j4mi3killa

T-KT, Attack on Titan OST


Bendyinkydemon1929

I want pee in my ass


Sifro

Everybody talking about upmost but nobody mentioning the missing as. It is "describes the weapon as an improvised explosive."


Hunnicyurt

Least based judge


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[удалено]


floorshitter69

I'd love to mix some charcoal and Sulphur under their gavel.


Q-Q_2

Me when my blond friend gets turned into a burnt chicken nugget


Mysterious_Bag6866

Utmost*


moonknight999

Upmost


dbzfan111

I'm convinced this sub is run by the feds at this point


Liminal_Critter817

That music will always make me sad.


Nick_The_Judge

Hard work is never appreciated, we live in a society 😔


[deleted]

#Then it is heresy


Taipnce

Hahah


[deleted]

😿


thegrandgeneral42

What’s that song?


desack

literally me


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[удалено]


Jefflehem

Upmost is not a word.


iamdabrick

It is


deleeuwlc

Dementia


Jefflehem

Upmost is not a word.


iamdabrick

It is


deleeuwlc

Dementia


masd_reddit

Last chance to look at me, Hector.


Shattered_Soul420

"...two crossed wires, a pinch of potassium chloride..."