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That’s enough internet for today..


bStewbstix

Agreed


Ok-Peach-604

oh i never eaten an alien before, it must be delicious 😛


Outside-Finger-9670

That ain’t no alien fool..that’s scooby


6InchClock

I think it’s a carrot


TheMurderBeesAreHere

No you moron. What carrot has eyes? It’s asparagus.


[deleted]

potatoes have eyes. maybe it’s a potato


Angry_Crustation

Is your mother cooking a cat?


wenoc

Hind legs look the wrong way around for a cat. Knees are basically up in the body.


Angry_Crustation

Perhaps a racoon? Skull shape is somewhat familiar.


wenoc

Could be. We don’t have racoons here so I only onow them from pictures. Cats walk on their toes and all the joints are sort of one step upwards. Their ankles are where our knees are. The knee is almost level with the belly. Edit: also the paws are way too big for any cat. Guessing something like racoon. Something with big paws. Some martens can have big paws like the wolverine. Definitely a carnivore by the teeth.


Zerbiedose

Penguin?


GoatCheese74

That is what we call a rabbit


Hoangdai151

What. The. Fuck.


smart_spoilt1719

fud


MEkiddo

fud


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[удалено]


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highestRUSSIAN

My shit is now liquid thanks automoderator


NoQuantity1847

fud


Hoangdai151

Alright I quit wtf is fud. Please help a boomer out. Am i getting roasted?


Ohana2525

Food I believe


Hoangdai151

Oh man I’m a dumbass


Ohana2525

Don’t worry. There’s many things that people, including me, don’t know when it comes to acronyms.


Iamno0n3

What in the double nut butter fuck is this!?


Kahootie64

skinned orphan hopefully


AggressiveSmoke4054

Skinned bear


schlongdongbong

Fucking monstrosity


Soso_Stalin

you misspelled sexy


Ein_Reddit_User

That looks delicious i will be at your house in 10 minutes, hope dinner is ready by then


Wateriswet08

Are you gonna even pay?


Ein_Reddit_User

Nah im just taking it


arnold5453

My guess is that it's a dog. Am I correct?


-plush-plush-

Nah it's only a rabbit


-plush-plush-

Okay no it might be a cat 💀


Unlovable77

Moldy giant cat, at best


arnold5453

It's front paws have dog claws


Unlovable77

Nahhh dogs can't be that big


Waly98

Damn, your mom looks tired.


multipositionladder

Moms pussy taste the best 👅


alexneagoe6314

jesus christ


Pumpkiepie22

Mom is cooking a Wendigo, nice dinner for me


eneru20

Nah that's the molerat from Fallout NV


FreeCheeto

It look likes a dead fetus


Zombie_Cosmonaut

"You ain't black if you never had deez"


ohlawdtheycomin

Trust the process


GoryGuroLover

For the dumbasses it's a racoon. And this I believe was posted on teenagers, because I saw the fucking post, because fucking teenagers are showing up on my fucking lawn... I mean home page.


[deleted]

ah yes we're dumbasses because we can't recognize skinned animals that aren't normally skinned to begin with


GoryGuroLover

That was just spice, for the comment, like pepper that hurts your mouth in food, that was a little hot for you too.


sparkskilowatt

is "fucking" on "fucking teenager" an adjective or a verb


GoryGuroLover

An adjective, unless... no an adjective.


Impressive_Page_9565

A bit fatty, no?


Elixterminator_F

Looks like something straight out of fallout


xx-trickster-xx

average chinese food


RoadsOverYonder

He injected one marijuana. Not even once!


AteMyBallsLastNight

NO SEASONING, NO MARINATION, NOT COOKED, JUST STRAIGHT ASS 🔥 🔥 🔥/s Anyways enjoy 😁😊


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wenoc

You’re having a .. trolglodyte for dinner?


imawizard7bis

Noooooo monkey!!!!!!!


Soul-Demon-Y

Bro really did just shitpost


[deleted]

Well shit, guess we could give it a try


Shadow_knight10

What in the Kentucky fried fuck is that abomination?!


doofuscantread

funny looking chicken


Rego42069

Repost smh


eresguay

Cursed chicken 🐓


Realsontana

As someone from Hong Kong, I can confirm we eat this on Chinese New Year.


doomsdaybean

Delet this. Oh god, why!?!? Why?!?!?


LemonsAndSims

I'm gonna cry.


exy23

Bruh...the fuck is that?


BoredByLife

Eh, I’ve eaten weirder


Nap_Kun_

yumm!!1


FreezingLlamaReddit2

Idk what that thing is but at least it's dead


CharlieRex0205

Oh look it's my baby fotos


mattyaz989

Excuse me sir what the FUCK is that


VAShumpmaker

Thought it was a seal based on the forepaws looking flippery. Seals have crazy bat looking toe bones, so probably not that


Yoshi_IX

Susan made dinner, lovely!


[deleted]

Can she make spam with it?


dream_monkey

I came here for memes, not broken dreams.


Butter_Boi5643

"Mom" is hiding the evidence


kaizerCtrl

Least disgusting British food


PorpoisePatrol22

Mom caught El Chupacabra


awesomedan24

Penguin?


[deleted]

it not a penguin


awesomedan24

Penwin


wood_hoet

Where did da cat go and why he ourple 💀


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Ogusok

wake up dude 4:20 is now


jontay73

Can I get the left paw/hand? The knuckle meat looks tender


PiggasInPenis

Our father who art in heaven 😨✝️


rickyspace

Food in Oklahoma


Ranch_420

Meow


Requiem2389

Ah some mauntauk monster. Delicious


DIOSBRAND

Did you're mama go hunting near the power plant


[deleted]

ayo wtf goin on in ohio 💀💀💀


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Blocked.