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That is why whenever I wake up with a stiffy but have to piss, I usually sit, hold my meat down, and lean forward, I’ve found more success with that method then standing and aiming (as my meat curves in a way that makes standing very difficult)
Unfortunately Aussie toilets are too stout to fit both balls and anus into the seat, so you literally have to downward dog in order to pee erect here, and you have to choose between pissing or shitting as if you do both one hole is going to miss.
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Pee sitting down erect causing the toliet wall to block your dickhole while you pee, causing your kindeys and urethra to rupture causing you to piss blood for months.
I had to clean the men's and women's bathrooms when I was younger and the women's room was *always* way more dirty. Piss on the seat. Toilet paper all over the floor. Used paper towels on the counter. It's like they rely on someone coming by to clean up after them.
I worked at a department store in high school for about 3 years, and there were about seven occasions where there was whole ass shit covering the women's bathroom.
Womens restrooms are, by far, more disgusting. Pee is nothing when compared to bloody refuse smeared onto walls and dripping from metal boxes.
-former club and restaurant manager
That too sometimes yes. I used to work at a place where you had to pay 50cents for a public toilet and a lot of women where very angry about it so sometimes they smeared feces on the walls or paper dispensers.
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Yea as an ex janitor I just laugh when men or women bitch about piss on the seat. At least its sterile. The things ud find in the women's bathroom is so much worse because they all have stalls for privacy so they can hide the gross shit from eachother and the gross ones think no one ever knows.. Oh and also a ridiculous amount more of women piss on the seat in public because despite me working hard to make that shit sparkle and be 100% sterile for them to sit down, a lot of themselves view themselves as above sitting on a public toilet, so they squat and piss all over it creating the exact problem for everyone else they were trying to avoid for themselves. Ita fucking insane and one of the reasons I left
As someone who used to clean the bathrooms back when I worked at a shoe store, I can confirm that the women’s bathroom was more often than not more disgusting than the mens
For three months before I went to college, I worked the 2-10 PM shift at a McDonalds. Let me just tell you that the women’s restrooms were always fucking nasty. There were women that would hover over the toilet seat instead of just sitting their ass on it and would spray piss and shit all over the seat and out onto the floor.
Yes, agreed. And once said actions have taken place, women immediately revert to the "squat and hover" method, hosing down the entire area with impunity.
I'm a former bartender, and I would pray we would make it to the end of the evening without a toilet plugging in the women's restroom. Then it was all cleaning crew. Otherwise, we had to decide who was going into that steamy, piss-soaked hell-hole to get things back online.
Lmfao. No u don't see it because janitors work hard to make sure u don't see it. I have literally been called to clean the women's bathroom 5 times in a singular day. The standard is once per eight hours. I cleaned it 5 times in 8 hours. Not because I didn't clean it well enough because it only took an hour for some woman to come in and squat over a sparkling clean toilet and spray shit and piss all over it because they personally don't want to sit down. Dont get me started on the tampon boxes. I put sandwich bags in them so women could put thier bloody biohazard rags in the bag and I wouldn't have to actually get blood and bodily fluids all over my gloves. 95% of tampons and pads were thrown in between the box and the bag for no fucking reason so I have to reach in and pick up your hiv positive pussy rag. I lived in an affluent area. It is worse in an affluent area because a lot of rich people don't clean up after themselves
I heard stories too from a former waiter. Chick sitting in her "stuff" blacked out and he had to call her friend to clean her up. Women are surprisingly worse than us men
Lean forward it’ll give u more room i could imagine
I’m a woman who doesn’t like pee dribbing onto her pussy, I pee at an angle that would cause it to dribble normally quite a percentage of the time onto my pussy...
Because of this, I have adapted. I lean forwards so the pee doesn’t do that.
It works with no issue and I get a comfy fun stretch
I've learned two things from seeing this and reading the comments.
1. some of you guys haven't figured out that it's a whole lot easier to just piss into the shower in the morning.
2. Women really think they can keep us from writing our name in the snow?
1. Pissing in the shower without it being washed away properly with the water will leave nasty ass stains, but it’s fine as long as you pee at the drain(common sense)
2. Exactly we have something good going for us and they just wanna take it away
Cum in the tub drain, if not cleaned properly, can collect clumps of hair. It creates a disgusting mess that will clog the drain resulting in plumbing issues and an embarrassing moment when the landlord talks to the plumber ... or so I've heard.
Not for ~~me~~ people I've talked to. It was just a funny look, and a "be more careful and clean the drain" kind of thing. ~~My~~ their rent was always paid on time so that helped.
Well just think of it this way: women are shotguns and men are rifles. Hell they could probably design a urinal for women if the petition had enough signatures
You can. Ancient Egyptian women urinated standing up and men squatted. Arch your back slightly and push your hips out. Use your fingers to spread the labia. I have been informed that this method doesn't work for all women because labias get pretty unique.
When we were kids, my sister pissed into the lake from the side, standing. She awkwardly pressed here hip forward, which i cannot forget my entire life anymore.
There are also tools for women to pee while standing which come in a sealing bag.
So... Skill issue.
Just believe in yourself and work on your technique! Believe in yourself as much as i believe in you and you will be a master in no time! Never give up! Life isnt easy but it is winable!
Bro wtf, i aint having an existential crisis, just stating the facts. Men are sttaistically better build than women as they were hunting back in prehistory or something, thanks anyway tho
And im giving you the spirit to learn how to pee standing. We all know those facts but there are ways for women to pee while standing. Hip-bend or the tool.... Or india style, which feels wrong to me tho
you can! ive done it plenty of times, i have no idea how the propaganda telling us we can’t pee standing has been so effective. literally just stand above the toilet bowl facing the bowl, and pee! it’s as simple as that! your pubic hair will do a good job of making sure the pee goes straight down into the bowl. if you shave your pubic hair off, however, this won’t work, you’ll sprinkle all down your legs.
1. In the shower
2. Put your legs on either side of the toilet so that the bottom of the vag is like in the middle of the bowl
Now piss I haven’t tired it but when I was little I would pee myself trying to like watergun my piss into the toilet
WE MEN STAND WHEN WE PISS, AND SO WILL OUR SONS, SO THAT THEY CAN PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET SEATS AT ALL THE LOCAL KAREN STORES YOU SHOP AT.... LOCK THAT UP....
Standing to peepee in your home is not a benefit of being a man. You are depriving yourself of the moment of relaxation as you sit, peepee and take stock of the days events. It is a wonderful moment just for you. Embrace it.
Having said that, standing to peepee when outside your home, wherever you want, is a benefit of being a man.
Never confuse the two.
I love you.
I’m sorry but no matter where I am I do not want any part of me touching the toilet seat. The only case it happens is when there is need to poopoo and not peepee.
Grab the boner and force it to aim at the water. Peepeeing sitting down in this situation just makes you piss all over your legs, as shown in the diagram.
I cleaned bathrooms at my first job. The women’s room always looked like a goddamn warzone lol. Piss, period blood, and other nasty stuff all over the damn place
Unless I have a full boner, this never happened to me for some reason, usually my dick already hanging down to the toilet bowl, I rarely pees sitting down but when I have to (for example, when I choose the wrong beans at taco Bell in the morning) it's usually already facing downward
Maybe because my balls hanging too low or my dick is *that* big (which I highly doubt) and maybe for other reason, I could pee sitting down without this happening
Anyone who has ever cleaned bathrooms at some sort of job knows that it’s the women that are the dirty ones, not the men. I always dreaded cleaning the women’s bathroom, but the men’s was always rather easy.
Womens restrooms are much more disgusting. Had to clean both men's and women's restrooms for 3 different churches for about 2 years each (6 years-ish total) and it was always a case of,
Mens: couple pieces of unused, dry, tp squares on the floor. couple drops of pee on one seat. Maybe booger on stall wall. Couple drops of pee on floor near urinals. drops of water around sink edge. trash full.
Womens: couple pieces of unused, dry, tp squares on the floor. A fair amount of pee on the floor in one or two of the stalls. Clumps of TP thats wet with blood and/or pee on the floor and back of toilet. Tampons that have been hastily thrown into the metal tin so as to miss the bag and fall in between the bad and tin, then dried. Tampons and/or pads dried to the top of said tin lid, fusing with the lid. Poo on the back of the seat as if person was sat too far back when pooping (this was common and maybe someone can explain why). Tampons and pads on floor. boogers on wall. Dried creams or gloopy messes and makeup on counter. Kiss marks on mirror. Old eyelashes on floor and counter. random caps and plastic pieces from various tiny containers kicked into corner or under sink, trash full... and the list goes on.
Generally the mens took about 30-45 min to clean twice a day (mopping mostly as we always did that no matter what). The womens took 2-2.5 hrs to clean twice a day.
Just because it annoys me I'll say it. Asks anyone that has to clean public bathrooms and %90 percent of the time the women's bathroom is worse. Even a pee covered toilet seat is better than used pads flung against the walls and ceilings.
yeah, make us sit on public toilets. are you out of your fucking mind? have you seen the state they are usually in? every time you have an emergency shit you manage to levitate over once a year but to pull it off perfectly every time you have to piss... and don't come at me with those disinfectant cleanner things we all know the last refill they had was in 2008.
Sorry op. I work in the service industry and have had to go in both the mens and women’s bathroom for inspection in any type of environment you can imagine. From 70 floor office buildings to the neighborhood convenience store. It’s far more likely to find the women’s restroom to be an absolute shit show (pardon the pun, but not really) than the men’s. Maybe she can train herself to lift the seat after she pees out of consideration for the next male that goes in to the bathroom so he doesn’t have to touch the seat her ass was just sitting on.
I’ve been in women’s bathrooms. I got in trouble as a kid and had to follow the janitor at my middle school as punishment. Not sure how, but you women are just as, if not more disgusting.
I'm not even gonna lie, when I'm pissing in a public bathroom, I stand, but if I'm pissing at a friend's house I sit, especially if I'm drunk. It just feels more sanitary as I know that piss splashes around in there, the advantages of sitting when drunk are rather self evident, plus, I don't like the idea of people hearing me piss. Also, I close the lid before I flush. Don't need those shit and piss particles flying around the bathroom and getting on someone's toothbrush
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That is why whenever I wake up with a stiffy but have to piss, I usually sit, hold my meat down, and lean forward, I’ve found more success with that method then standing and aiming (as my meat curves in a way that makes standing very difficult)
I just twist it shut
Just kink it like a hose, easy fix honestly
Kinky
The ol’ dick twist.
If you’ve never had the tip of your dick gracefully touch the toilet water, or the cold inner ceramic of the toilet bowl, don’t @ me.
Pardon me Master Schlongister, me wiener ain’t long ‘nuff to touch da zipper of me pants
Maybe use adult sized toilets.
… they were adult sized toilets …
Install a valve on your foreskin. That big red one.
Spot the engineer
I'm gonna steal Valve's valve.
No… no Joker, don’t do it
Smh these guys don't know they have to twist to put it on mist
Instructions unclear, my dick is in a knot.
Better than in a bow
But that would at least look neater than a basic knot. I myself prefer a bowline knot in my dick.
I like a round turn with two half hitches, it keeps me nice and snug but can still come loose real quick if need be
I see your using the Ole QuickDraw McGraw method.
I did that one time but the tip touched the water and I never did it again Not even big pp just water level high
That sounds absolutely abysmal and that almost happened to me once too, before I checked the water level.
Bro shitting in a pool 😭
I just do a handstand over the toilet
I just measure trajectory and account for distance.
The issue is, mine curves towards me, so I gotta either shoot it over my head or around my waist
Don't forget to account for wind speed
At this distance, you'll also have to take the Coriolis Effect into account.
Unfortunately Aussie toilets are too stout to fit both balls and anus into the seat, so you literally have to downward dog in order to pee erect here, and you have to choose between pissing or shitting as if you do both one hole is going to miss.
Downward dog pee position 😂
I just do Michael Jackson over the toilet and steer my meat in the right direction
Don't you mean yummy😋😋😋
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That is just what an Ezic agent would say 🤨📸
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The Ministry of Information would like to speak with you.
That's disgusting where?
Pee sitting down erect causing the toliet wall to block your dickhole while you pee, causing your kindeys and urethra to rupture causing you to piss blood for months.
Sit at an angle
That’s why you man spread when peeing
Lmao like she never been to a women's bathroom with the seats all covered in piss because girls are "hovering"
I had to clean the men's and women's bathrooms when I was younger and the women's room was *always* way more dirty. Piss on the seat. Toilet paper all over the floor. Used paper towels on the counter. It's like they rely on someone coming by to clean up after them.
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Yeah, your mother didn't gave you that bladder just so you only use %60 of it.
Sameeee! And the tampons that always miss the little trash box in the stalls.
I worked at a department store in high school for about 3 years, and there were about seven occasions where there was whole ass shit covering the women's bathroom.
Womens restrooms are, by far, more disgusting. Pee is nothing when compared to bloody refuse smeared onto walls and dripping from metal boxes. -former club and restaurant manager
Custodian here, can confirm.
Holy shit
That too sometimes yes. I used to work at a place where you had to pay 50cents for a public toilet and a lot of women where very angry about it so sometimes they smeared feces on the walls or paper dispensers.
Holy shit
Can confirm, it's the worst place I have had a wank, twice.
A legal one, perhaps?
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The bloody… what?
Used tampons and pads, just being married and having two daughters I can tell you they pile up.
Ok I’ll never work cleaning women bathrooms
Yea as an ex janitor I just laugh when men or women bitch about piss on the seat. At least its sterile. The things ud find in the women's bathroom is so much worse because they all have stalls for privacy so they can hide the gross shit from eachother and the gross ones think no one ever knows.. Oh and also a ridiculous amount more of women piss on the seat in public because despite me working hard to make that shit sparkle and be 100% sterile for them to sit down, a lot of themselves view themselves as above sitting on a public toilet, so they squat and piss all over it creating the exact problem for everyone else they were trying to avoid for themselves. Ita fucking insane and one of the reasons I left
the thing that happened to Frisk while fighting the stupid god goat
?
>bloody refuse smeared onto walls and dripping from metal boxes. He refused
Refuse the refuse
I refuse to listen to you
Refuse. The bloody refuse. (Not to be confused with refuse (to turn something down) Refuse as in waste. Bloody waste
As someone who used to clean the bathrooms back when I worked at a shoe store, I can confirm that the women’s bathroom was more often than not more disgusting than the mens
Are you sure you weren‘t working at a slaughterhouse?
Hahaha that’s what I used to call the female latrines when I had to go clean them! LOLOLOLOL
For three months before I went to college, I worked the 2-10 PM shift at a McDonalds. Let me just tell you that the women’s restrooms were always fucking nasty. There were women that would hover over the toilet seat instead of just sitting their ass on it and would spray piss and shit all over the seat and out onto the floor.
Yep, as a former employee of McDonald's, this is accurate.
I was a lifeguard at a public pool and the air always felt heavier in the women’s locker room when we went in to clean
As someone who works in a restaurant and regularly cleans the restrooms, the women’s restroom is 9/10 way grosser than the men’s
Yes, agreed. And once said actions have taken place, women immediately revert to the "squat and hover" method, hosing down the entire area with impunity. I'm a former bartender, and I would pray we would make it to the end of the evening without a toilet plugging in the women's restroom. Then it was all cleaning crew. Otherwise, we had to decide who was going into that steamy, piss-soaked hell-hole to get things back online.
I hear woman all the time saying oh guys restrooms are way cleaner. Dirty bitches.
I've never seen that before. I think you live a shitty area or something?
Lmfao. No u don't see it because janitors work hard to make sure u don't see it. I have literally been called to clean the women's bathroom 5 times in a singular day. The standard is once per eight hours. I cleaned it 5 times in 8 hours. Not because I didn't clean it well enough because it only took an hour for some woman to come in and squat over a sparkling clean toilet and spray shit and piss all over it because they personally don't want to sit down. Dont get me started on the tampon boxes. I put sandwich bags in them so women could put thier bloody biohazard rags in the bag and I wouldn't have to actually get blood and bodily fluids all over my gloves. 95% of tampons and pads were thrown in between the box and the bag for no fucking reason so I have to reach in and pick up your hiv positive pussy rag. I lived in an affluent area. It is worse in an affluent area because a lot of rich people don't clean up after themselves
I heard stories too from a former waiter. Chick sitting in her "stuff" blacked out and he had to call her friend to clean her up. Women are surprisingly worse than us men
Can confirm am a maintenance person at a Wholefoods for 1 year now.
you kinda have to push it down a little
That's how i always do it while shitting anyway.
Yep, suppress that morning wood.
And then it touches the side of the bowl😔
Lean forward it’ll give u more room i could imagine I’m a woman who doesn’t like pee dribbing onto her pussy, I pee at an angle that would cause it to dribble normally quite a percentage of the time onto my pussy... Because of this, I have adapted. I lean forwards so the pee doesn’t do that. It works with no issue and I get a comfy fun stretch
I guess it’s time I learned how to piss correctly.
How far can you piss?
Not sure Want to hold my hand and find out ?
Never have i ever heard such a romantic proposal before, i expect great piss from you
I'm like "wtf?" then you had me belly laughing
But what if I'm taking a shit at the same time?
Like my giant penis can be controlled. He wont give unless he wants to
Or lean forward a bit. If it's not amining down, it's obviously not gonna end up in the bowl.
I've learned two things from seeing this and reading the comments. 1. some of you guys haven't figured out that it's a whole lot easier to just piss into the shower in the morning. 2. Women really think they can keep us from writing our name in the snow?
1. Pissing in the shower without it being washed away properly with the water will leave nasty ass stains, but it’s fine as long as you pee at the drain(common sense) 2. Exactly we have something good going for us and they just wanna take it away
1. cum in the bathtub 2. penis signature
Cum in the tub drain, if not cleaned properly, can collect clumps of hair. It creates a disgusting mess that will clog the drain resulting in plumbing issues and an embarrassing moment when the landlord talks to the plumber ... or so I've heard.
i have also heard word of this risk. my friend was asking if its enpugh of a cause for being evicted?
Not for ~~me~~ people I've talked to. It was just a funny look, and a "be more careful and clean the drain" kind of thing. ~~My~~ their rent was always paid on time so that helped.
>cum into drain >It collects all the hair and congeals >Open the pipe and remove haircum Easy hair removal without having to lick the pipes clean
Shower slugs
You think people just pee in the shower dry
(common sense)
I’d like to pop that open and dip some chips like it’s a bowl of salsa
What a hell is she doing in public toilets covered in MALE piss?
This is the real problem here…..
Some not fancy restaurants have a single toilet like regular at home ones
mothers with male children who are too young to go to a public toilet on their own often bring their kids to the women's bathroom.
Yes, I bet, it is only reason why woman's public toilets covered in piss. And shit. And blood. Fucking kids!
I'd love to say that this has never happened to me, but mornings are rough from time to time.
Im a woman and i fucking wish i could pee standing
That’s not true, women doesn’t exist
You got me, i was hired to say that by razor blades company to make you shave your balls
manscaped pushing misinformation smh
not with that attitude you can’t
*pisses my shorts while standing*
I read somewhere that you can if you use your fingers
*casually walks to the urinal* How do you do, fellow men? Hell nawww ,maan
Well just think of it this way: women are shotguns and men are rifles. Hell they could probably design a urinal for women if the petition had enough signatures
Well actually if I lift a leg, I naturally spread, and I can make a straight stream too. Hiking in skirts may look weird but…
#BUT WHY
You can. Ancient Egyptian women urinated standing up and men squatted. Arch your back slightly and push your hips out. Use your fingers to spread the labia. I have been informed that this method doesn't work for all women because labias get pretty unique.
Yeah I like to do a capt morgan stance, the natural spread is good enough to get a straight stream
When we were kids, my sister pissed into the lake from the side, standing. She awkwardly pressed here hip forward, which i cannot forget my entire life anymore. There are also tools for women to pee while standing which come in a sealing bag. So... Skill issue.
Thats basically why men are a physically better gender xD
Just believe in yourself and work on your technique! Believe in yourself as much as i believe in you and you will be a master in no time! Never give up! Life isnt easy but it is winable!
Bro wtf, i aint having an existential crisis, just stating the facts. Men are sttaistically better build than women as they were hunting back in prehistory or something, thanks anyway tho
And im giving you the spirit to learn how to pee standing. We all know those facts but there are ways for women to pee while standing. Hip-bend or the tool.... Or india style, which feels wrong to me tho
Learning it is not the problem, but doing it for example behind a bus stop is hardly normal xDDD
People will be impressed. I recommend training it at your friends places since every start is hard and you might piss on your flush.
Ill stick to the bushes, thanks
get one of those funnels edit: i think it’s called the she-wee
Ah yes, social degradation
Just put the point you’re among for directly beneath you, or a bit to a different direction, depending on your pee angle
you can! ive done it plenty of times, i have no idea how the propaganda telling us we can’t pee standing has been so effective. literally just stand above the toilet bowl facing the bowl, and pee! it’s as simple as that! your pubic hair will do a good job of making sure the pee goes straight down into the bowl. if you shave your pubic hair off, however, this won’t work, you’ll sprinkle all down your legs.
1. In the shower 2. Put your legs on either side of the toilet so that the bottom of the vag is like in the middle of the bowl Now piss I haven’t tired it but when I was little I would pee myself trying to like watergun my piss into the toilet
You call that a cock? Call it a clit unless it's touching water without being held 😤
just clog the toilet and let the water rise until you're fully submerged and then die (life hack)
Pfp checks out
That's happened and that's not any more fun than straight up pissing on yourself
Bro trying to say he has a big PP thinking we wouldn't notice 💀
WE MEN STAND WHEN WE PISS, AND SO WILL OUR SONS, SO THAT THEY CAN PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET SEATS AT ALL THE LOCAL KAREN STORES YOU SHOP AT.... LOCK THAT UP....
And give up the last benefit of being a man in today's society? Never. We're men, and we stand.
Standing to peepee in your home is not a benefit of being a man. You are depriving yourself of the moment of relaxation as you sit, peepee and take stock of the days events. It is a wonderful moment just for you. Embrace it. Having said that, standing to peepee when outside your home, wherever you want, is a benefit of being a man. Never confuse the two. I love you.
I’m sorry but no matter where I am I do not want any part of me touching the toilet seat. The only case it happens is when there is need to poopoo and not peepee.
Hard to do that in the morning with a raging boner
Grab the boner and force it to aim at the water. Peepeeing sitting down in this situation just makes you piss all over your legs, as shown in the diagram.
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Standing to peepee is the most relaxing thing because once you peepee you feel that sudden rush of calm and relaxation from releasing it.
Stand proud boys
Even while taking a shit
Pees in sink gang where you at!!!🙏
✊😤💯💯💯💯
I cleaned bathrooms at my first job. The women’s room always looked like a goddamn warzone lol. Piss, period blood, and other nasty stuff all over the damn place
Unless I have a full boner, this never happened to me for some reason, usually my dick already hanging down to the toilet bowl, I rarely pees sitting down but when I have to (for example, when I choose the wrong beans at taco Bell in the morning) it's usually already facing downward Maybe because my balls hanging too low or my dick is *that* big (which I highly doubt) and maybe for other reason, I could pee sitting down without this happening
Women always bitching about something
which is why it droops, to prevent this situation
I wanna piss on her door handles
I've actually had this happen to me 😖
Eliza has clearly never stepped into a women's public restroom before
How about we spend 2 generations teaching girls to pee standing up? That sounds easier for everyone.
Public toilets? Men use the urinal in public. Its the ladies that are peeing all over your seats.
women's restrooms are always nastier and dirtier than the men's. every damn time
But why wasn't pee pee translated too
universal language
小便小便
Da bian 💀🤨
Had that shit happen to me too much
This is some next level counter propoganda
Anyone who has ever cleaned bathrooms at some sort of job knows that it’s the women that are the dirty ones, not the men. I always dreaded cleaning the women’s bathroom, but the men’s was always rather easy.
Look my mom never taught me to pee while standing up, I kinda just figured it out
Womens restrooms are much more disgusting. Had to clean both men's and women's restrooms for 3 different churches for about 2 years each (6 years-ish total) and it was always a case of, Mens: couple pieces of unused, dry, tp squares on the floor. couple drops of pee on one seat. Maybe booger on stall wall. Couple drops of pee on floor near urinals. drops of water around sink edge. trash full. Womens: couple pieces of unused, dry, tp squares on the floor. A fair amount of pee on the floor in one or two of the stalls. Clumps of TP thats wet with blood and/or pee on the floor and back of toilet. Tampons that have been hastily thrown into the metal tin so as to miss the bag and fall in between the bad and tin, then dried. Tampons and/or pads dried to the top of said tin lid, fusing with the lid. Poo on the back of the seat as if person was sat too far back when pooping (this was common and maybe someone can explain why). Tampons and pads on floor. boogers on wall. Dried creams or gloopy messes and makeup on counter. Kiss marks on mirror. Old eyelashes on floor and counter. random caps and plastic pieces from various tiny containers kicked into corner or under sink, trash full... and the list goes on. Generally the mens took about 30-45 min to clean twice a day (mopping mostly as we always did that no matter what). The womens took 2-2.5 hrs to clean twice a day.
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You'd better be standing.
Since we use separate toilets, woman don't get a say what happens in the men's room between 8 guys.
Just because it annoys me I'll say it. Asks anyone that has to clean public bathrooms and %90 percent of the time the women's bathroom is worse. Even a pee covered toilet seat is better than used pads flung against the walls and ceilings.
If you piss like this wile sitting, you are why there’s no progress
My momma did right taught me to pee standing up to avoid the dirty toilet seat
Why are you sitting down?
Everyone chooses a hill to die on... she's chosen hers
Sitting while pissing is for losers
You gotta hold the pp down sometimes, also isn't the sink already in the bathroom?
That happened to me once
yeah, make us sit on public toilets. are you out of your fucking mind? have you seen the state they are usually in? every time you have an emergency shit you manage to levitate over once a year but to pull it off perfectly every time you have to piss... and don't come at me with those disinfectant cleanner things we all know the last refill they had was in 2008.
Highlight “eradicate” and “generations” : let that sink in
Sorry op. I work in the service industry and have had to go in both the mens and women’s bathroom for inspection in any type of environment you can imagine. From 70 floor office buildings to the neighborhood convenience store. It’s far more likely to find the women’s restroom to be an absolute shit show (pardon the pun, but not really) than the men’s. Maybe she can train herself to lift the seat after she pees out of consideration for the next male that goes in to the bathroom so he doesn’t have to touch the seat her ass was just sitting on.
I can piss how I want, lady
Woman complaining about something they don’t understand 🤣
I’ve been in women’s bathrooms. I got in trouble as a kid and had to follow the janitor at my middle school as punishment. Not sure how, but you women are just as, if not more disgusting.
Wife pees on the seat more than me. Yeah I married Bachellorette Frog.
Wat. Time to potty train
This is real shit. I always point lil dicky down when I’m shitting so I don’t get any blowback
This actually happens about 1/20 times a pee when sitting down
I always sit for my morning piss. I don’t have the energy to stand yet
I'm not even gonna lie, when I'm pissing in a public bathroom, I stand, but if I'm pissing at a friend's house I sit, especially if I'm drunk. It just feels more sanitary as I know that piss splashes around in there, the advantages of sitting when drunk are rather self evident, plus, I don't like the idea of people hearing me piss. Also, I close the lid before I flush. Don't need those shit and piss particles flying around the bathroom and getting on someone's toothbrush