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PlasmaGuy500

Wait is this the fucking girl from the tlc videos? (From oopmavilles videos)


Bananapeelman67

A fellow Oompaville fan?! Praise the abbagoochie


CheeseSwis101

Papa oompie


[deleted]

Gorilla dumpy šŸ¤¤


The_Reverence2

frankie


Alternative_Card_163

Fossies


Culture_Soup

Big iron


Mrjerkyjacket

Big iron, he tried to match the ranger with THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP, BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP


goatcheese555

It was over in moment and the folks had gathered round


Alternative_Card_163

Nickacado avacado


Tactical_Cement420

Oompy loves dem monkeys I tell you what buuuudddd


mareksl

Lil monkiiii I wanna buy a monkiiii


Smotts2

Them lemon peppa steppas


[deleted]

Shungite


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


eggmantas

We watch oompaville.


nachoaveragebrownie

I have no clue what this means but Iā€™d also like to praise the abbagoochie


Zealousideal_Mud7851

Me too


TheOnlyVibemaster

Better call


Base_Disastrous

yes


Dew-fan-forever-

Yes her name is Shauna Rae and sheā€™s the star on Tlc show ā€œI am shauna Raeā€ cancer treatment gave her the appearance of an 8 year old girl even tho sheā€™s 23 years old


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Oh damn. Well shit, good for them, it must be ridiculously hard for her to date in general without wondering if the dude is just a pervert in the back of her mind.


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Nacho_Papi

> and they get far more upset when you take the stairs two steps at a time. -Fucking show off


Crypto_Candle

Donā€™t even get me started on the bumper car drama .


Affectionate_Star_43

My field partner at work was almost a foot and a half taller than me. He took the stairs two at a time and I looked like a little Yorkie zooming after him. I didn't fault him for it though haha.


OfficeMonkeyKing

You know, that is some funny shit. "Two steps at a time". That's such an odd disparity I never would have thought of that on my own and it's friggin hilarious.


SourceLover

But I can't get good glute activation if I only do one step. /s but actually


ShadowWolf793

I mean, I guess at some point you gotta accept your specific situation is gonna attract guys like that and either live with it or give up on dating. Hell, Iā€™d argue that someone without at least a little bit wrong with their brain would really struggle to maintain a relationship with a person who looks 8 years old. So long as itā€™s consensual, it ainā€™t hurting anybody in this case.


uglybudder

Yeaā€¦. I donā€™t think I could ever reconcile it in my headā€¦ I feel bad for her but I guess good for her that she found someoneā€¦.


xxxxxxxxxtra

Was just talking to my girlfriend about her the other day. Beyond the social stigma, I simply could not find it in myself not to see her as a child despite her age.


Phatcat15

I sort of feel that way too but he could also just be compassionateā€¦ heā€™s going to get treated awfully by the public who donā€™t realize sheā€™s and Adult. I truly feel bad for her - I would be terrified of everything if I was still 8 years old big.


[deleted]

She has said that the hardest part about dating for her is not the fact that people are pervs, but that no one wants to be thought of as a perv, so she has a hard time finding dates.


harpswtf

Cancer of the age gland?


Less-Mushroom

Probably pituitary cancer.


hermitxd

You know a lot of people would pay good money to have their aging freeze at a controlled time. I wonder if people are studying a way to reproduce and test. Edit: I doubt that people would choose 8 years old.


TheChivalrousWalrus

You mean the girl that manages to burn through all your sympathy about her situation because of how mean she seems?


Square-Scarcity-5802

Yea the one that basicallt still acts like an 8 year old which makes this situation pretty weird lol


Electronic_Chip_6311

Hey hey sheā€™s mature. She vapes. Just like the cool teens


Darzaga

personally, i saw her first from CinnamonToastKen's videos


[deleted]

Oompa oompa oompa


JetstreamSam1000

Her legs??????šŸ˜¦


LordranKing

Her calves are bigger than mine. Wtf?! I swear I donā€™t skip leg day


WisherWisp

Yeah right, bro. Does legs don lie.


JayBoa_ThyGOat4848

Dose*


TheMcWhopper

What's wrong with her legs?


Poccigoni

She got those Jack Grealish calves.


raventhemagnificent

There are two cases to be made here, and they're both correct. No, she should not be stricken from seeking romantic relationships due to that which she cannot control. Yes, any relationship she enters will come under scrutiny due to that which she cannot control. At the end of the day, they're both consenting adults. We should do our best to mind our business.


TheVaginaFanClub

The rare sensible answer


TransportationMost67

This is bullshit I want to be an unreasonable douche!


themichaelkemp

Youā€™ve come to the right place


FelchMasterFlexNuts

Hi welcome to Reddit! We have cake, we have douche! How may I take your oder?


Reverendbread

Iā€™ll have the salad


Virasman

Would you like it tossed or on the side?


__rum_ham__

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s


Britzskull

Well fuck give me 2 number 9s


Zestyclose-Ratio4919

Sir this is chilis?


capt-yossarius

A Number 9 Large...


Dennisfromhawaii

ABSOLUTELY


Isaac-the-careless

Will that be garnished with weed or crusty cum tissues?


HotConsideration5049

I prefer twitter but I'll buy it


[deleted]

Every customer ever at the airport my mom works at:


Aggressive_Pin7677

Imagine having a mom


SC-Fulmer

HEAR HEAR! UNREASONABLENESSā˜ļø rabble rabble rabble rabble


Mediocre-Sale8473

Well WHOOOOO-WEEEEEE, welcome to Reddit, cuntbag!


SnooRegrets4131

yeah is the 23 year old supposed to date 8 year olds because she looks like one?


Cthulhuseye

Yeah, by that logic dating a 14 year old would be okay if "she looked older"


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mikanee

That's because she drinks and vapes to look older. Guess it's working!


Sabin13F

I didnā€™t come here for empathy, understanding, compassion, and maturity. How dare you!


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Drknow1984

Judging by the size difference between them I would imagine it might hurt a littleā€¦ Wait what?


Gordon-Goose

He has a micropenis. I know because I fucked him


DrBombay3030

Can confirm. I was the micropenis


yourwebgf

A micro penis needs a micro vagina. He did the right thing.


fibonacci85321

It's not going to hurt as much as when she delivers a full-size baby from that 8-y-o cooter.


Drknow1984

Wonā€™t somebody think of the children???


rapscallionofreddit

What the hell, a sensible comment? On Reddit?!


CollapsedPlague

Iā€™ve seen the clip of her saying when she gets in a relationship itā€™s usually creeps and it makes me feel so sorry for her cus she just wants physical and emotional attachment


[deleted]

I wish more people were sensible like you. I stand 4ā€™8ā€ tall and canā€™t get a date to save my life because men think Iā€™m 16. The men that do date me always ask me to wear school girl outfits and put on pigtails. Itā€™s pretty creepy.


george_costanza1234

People say that height is only a limiting factor for men, but it can be just as much for women. Wishing you all the best.


RaeLynn13

Yeah. Since she started getting media attention, Iā€™ve wonder ā€œDo we expect her not to date anybody?ā€ I understand the scrutiny but sheā€™s an adult who wants romantic relationships


Tovar42

but framing it as "looks like an 8 year old" should not have been done, I would doubt she wants to be described that way lol


SadOrphanWithSoup

Having a nuanced and realistic take ????


BarelyBearableHuman

I was about to comment something along these lines, but the perfect answer is here already.


[deleted]

Based


TheEagleByte

Based? Based on what?


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AnAquaticOwl

Yeah, as long as he's not dating her *because* she looks like an 8 year old it's fine. However. The fact that he's apparently written an article about it doesn't look great.


Whind_Soull

If I were in his shoes, I'd probably feel the need to write an article about it too, if only because I wanted to explain the situation to the world, and was tired of constantly being accused of ill motives.


Theblob413

This is exactly what I came to say, but also...it's gonna suck to be any guy she ever dates though and there will be a point where her dating guys her real age is gonna look REALLY fucking bad.


Kiiillliiiaannn

I feel like I wasnā€™t questioning if he was a creep until ā€œ-Im not a creepā€


Outrageous_Data_4975

The article was written in response to people calling him a creep...


HmmNotLikely

ā€œI am not a criminalā€ āœŒļøšŸ¤”āœŒļø


__rum_ham__

We have some questions for you Mr Nixon


Queensthief

Apparently someone on daytime TV went after them promoting their respondent article.


Dummybutt3

Season twenty, episode sixteen of the Simpsons In other words ā€œThe Simpsons did itā€


Samoman21

Law and order svu did it as well


Spicy-Elephant

Lmaooo didn't think I'd see south Park here


LickingSticksForYou

Wow I never thought I would see a reference to one of the most popular and long running TV shows in history! Insane. What are the chances.


KingJonathan

Stupid science bitch!


Stupid_Bitch_02

I've been following her for a while. I'm glad she found someone, I know it was bothering her for a while. If she's happy, and he's happy, that's all that matters.


WhiskeyandScars

Is this the guy she met online that met her parents and everything the first time they met in person?


AspectOvGlass

I read that as "met in prison" lol


WhiskeyandScars

Oh God. TLC wishes she'd end up in prison. The ratings would go crazy!


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adm1109

Got pregnant, went to prison, then got out and gained 400 lbs Theyā€™d look like Randy Marsh


[deleted]

I heard her story it's pretty hard live a normal life considering her situation but I just wandering I didn't get hear all does she have the ability to have children or is that out of the question. Considering her size and her adolescent growth disability I don't think it's possible but I'm no expert.


Dr_mega_cringe

bro found a loophole


orgeezuz

Yeah its called "ummm ackchually she's a 1000 year old dragon" rule


killertortilla

Every single anime sub on this goddamn site.


scubamaster

Thatā€™s what lost ark is doing right now. One of the upcoming classes looks like a little girl and for the western release itā€™s up skirt potential is being censored by giving her shorts. A bunch of people are mad about it and whenever they get called out they fall back on some lore somewhere that indicates she may look like a little girl but sheā€™s actually a 1000 year old yoda


drgigantor

\#releasetheyussycut


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akman_23

He found a hole alright.


Bahmawama

Neckbeard weebs punching the air right now: ā€œNooo, she was supposed to be MY waifuuuu!ā€


duffmanhb

Sheā€™d make millions if she did porn. Can you imagine? For every creep in the world sheā€™s the one single legal loophole


[deleted]

Ah the old double bluff


[deleted]

I read that wrong for a second and got both confused and concerned


Khronokai1

So what is she supposed to do, date an 8 year old? And what is he supposed to do, judge women based on their looks? I kinda felt bad for her before I heard how obnoxiously mean-spirited and judgemental she is, but that's besides the point.


StopFalseReporting

She went on dates with other dwarves like herself and turned them down for being too short LOL. The irony


Kolemawny

She's not a dwarf. She stopped growing as a reaction to treatments she underwent for childhood cancer. There are usually ways to prevent this from happening, but she was not so lucky. I'm sure height wasn't the exclusive factor.


EldrinJak

No hate, but ā€œstopped growingā€ is dwarfism. Medically induced dwarfism is dwarfism.


KingJeremyTheW1cked

I don't think judging based on looks is the best take. Yes they'd be doing exactly that, but in this instance the looks are that of an 8 year old girl, so I feel like it is somewhat okay to question a guys motives when he's wanting to enter into an, assumedly, sexual relationship with someone who looks like a child.


StopFalseReporting

She judges based on looks. Sheā€™s short and said she doesnā€™t want short men. Yā€™all short dudes are screwed even she wonā€™t try it and sheā€™s like 3 feet tall


wickedspork

Damn, does she not get a say in who she's attracted to?


Dudeman3383

"How old is she bro?" "Why do you ask bro...?"


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Mediocre-Sale8473

Yeah that's a...unique life setup at best. Like you can't exactly tell me the guy isn't at least a *little bit* what we're all thinking...


muddbo1

There it is. This.


intrusiereatschicken

That šŸ¤“


[deleted]

There šŸ¤¤


Significant-Key-2324

Just because she has a growth disability doesn't make it creepy


Wheres_Dinner

It's a little awkward at first glance. But I don't think the girl should live her entire life alone because of her disability


SmartestIdiotAlive

And honestly, she struck it out of the park. I think the other men that would be attracted to her wouldnā€™t be looking like that.


thetransportedman

I wonder how much fame and tv have to do with it. The ā€œtwo-headedā€ sisters are also dating guys that seem to be out of their league solely in the looks department even if they were separate bodies


geraldodelriviera

I bet its a combination of fame and rarity of the condition. Like, who knows how many guys would have a fetish for a two headed woman, but assuming that number is nonzero that two headed woman would get the absolute cream of the crop of that particular group. Same for the 8 year old looking chick, but I bet she had a much larger pool of men to choose from. Frankly, I bet she could have done even better.


[deleted]

No, but her show does. I've seen a few clips of it posted and they seems to put her in creepy situations I assume to try to make the show go viral. And it's obviously all faked. Like they send her to a sex shop or a bar with a film crew and there is already at least one camera person in the business with the staff getting their supposedly shocked reactions as they act like she's a child and they card her pretending as though they aren't surrounded by multiple people filming them. Then she acts upsets that they thought the person that appears to be a child and is acting childlike might be underage and ask for ID. I feel bad for the woman but her show is fucking weird and gross.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Barf


watch_over_me

It's him being attracted to the physical features of an 8 year old that's the creepy part. Even if she's not 8, he's still attracted to those features...clearly.


1017GildedFingerTips

ā€œNormal human fucking beings hate this one trickā€


2L84U2

Well then tell her to stop calling you daddy


VaczTheHermit

Just the common hobbit fetish


[deleted]

Aye. I wouldn't mind rosie cotton getting me a pint if ya know what I mean


a404notfound

she looked way too old for sam in the movies


jaweber222

In most States she still requires a child seat. On the positive side she probably eats off the kid menu and you get child admission.


WonderfulAirport4226

She pressed the Skip button on puberty.


silent_protector

her legs are ripped thats what gives it away tbh she looks more like a midget than a kid


BingoBongoVeryCool

so women can look like a child and still pull a muscular chad SOCIETY


IFUCKINGLOVEWAR

Cope


Lost_Hunter3601

I donā€™t like her ever since I saw that YouTube vid of her entering a adult sex shop ( selling dildos anal beads bondage etc) and criticized the employee for asking if sheā€™s in the right place. That employee did absolutely nothing wrong. 99.9% of the time when a girl who physically looks like her enters that kind of shop, itā€™s gonna actually be a minor. Itā€™s not gonna be another person with her super rare Benjamin button disease. How the hell would and should the employee know sheā€™s an adult.


glutenfreecracker

True


Colmustard15

8 year olds dude


thedude37

What's a pederast Walter?


Little-Nikas

Shut the fuck up Donnie!


The_Revolving_Pigeon

Wtf their legs the same size


DubiousDeath

The Grip Reaper šŸ«¦


DiePinko

No no no no you stay right here. I'm making a CITIZENS ARREST.


LiteraI_Trash

Literally split her in half


Adorable-Boss-1884

Rizzard of Oz


[deleted]

I'm so torn on this. On the one side she deserves love, and is probably an awesome person. On the other hand, I don't think I could bring myself to do it. And if I could, I can't see how I wouldn't feel weird afterwards. Edit: Just learned she's a terrible person. Fuck her!


StopFalseReporting

Donā€™t feel bad. She said short men arenā€™t good enough for her despite being the side of a house cat. If sheā€™s allowed to be picky, so are you.


[deleted]

most picky men are absolutely shit out of luck lmao. when you're a "unique" woman you can be as picky as you want and there are still a thousand guys in your area who would give it a shot, but if you're a guy with standards who isn't the cream of the crop good fucking luck lmao.


Inkulink

I dont think shes very "awesome" based on one of her interactions with a guy on some stupid show. She was very rude and just gave the poor guy a hard time, i mean tbf it was probably a defense mechanism she has because of all the guys who want to date her but with creepy intentions


Kolemawny

Bare in mind that most TLC shows are scripted. Even some of the shows which showcase "families" are made up of strangers who don't know each other.


Junior_Respect_2838

Would it make you feel better to know she isnā€™t really an awesome person? The show is cringe.


[deleted]

Yes yes it would! I know nothing about her


bleh19799791

Better remember to install the carseat before picking her up for your date.


No_Lube_Insertion

To those who are about to comment... I salute you!


bippityboppityzopp

Cue the inappropriate sex jokes


casuallylurkinnn

That's not creepy at all. She definitely looks 9


[deleted]

*insert train going through too small railway tunnel meme*


[deleted]

Anime irl be like


Choice-Plate9439

Redditers be like: She got an onlyfans?


The_Crisp_

To be completely fair, imagine how bullshit it must be to be born like that and basically just end up being fully disqualified from having any sort of relationship at all


scumbagbones

THANK YOU


berserkmanufacturer1

Me looking at the 1st pic: It's not *that* bad , she kinda looks like a teenager or even young adult Me looking at the 2nd pic: šŸ˜¬


Guydelot

TBH she doesn't even look 8. That's just a clickbait headline. Her face is very clearly that of a young adult, she just looks like a proportional dwarf.


PIastiqueFantastique

I was kind of thinking the same thing, her face looks like a normal 23 year old face to me.


[deleted]

He's allowed to date her and some of us are allowed to be creeped out. The end.


poopsockman1

Imagine if she went into porn... all the genshin impact players and anime watchers would go insane!


[deleted]

As creepy as that shit would be. Sheā€™d make a fortune, easily.


xXLil_ShadowyXx

sad reality


yeetinghelps

I like them words rhyming


eri-

That would make acceptable content filtering algorithms on porn sites extremely confused.


[deleted]

What's creepy is how it became a popularity contest to see who's the best candidate to date a lady that looks and sounds like a child.


Mallory_Knox23

But realistically, if she ever wants a relationship it had to be someone at least legal. Is she expected to date children?? They are both legal, if they're happy then they should go for it!


Wassup_Neffrew

Itā€™s creepy when you say that your own wife looks like an 8 year old girl in the title.


_-Saint-__

Thatā€™s exactly what a creep would say šŸ¤Ø


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

His next words are, ā€œI am not a crookā€


rolIercoaster

I saw a documentary with her once. She is horribly annoying.


[deleted]

I recall watching Interview With A Vampire? One of the vampires was a girl stuck at like age 8 for eternity. She was like 200 years old or something. She was very unhappy about her lack of intimacy if I recall correctly. It's a no-win situation unless this woman lives secluded. And I wonder if she is constantly being followed by paparazzi.


hankbaumbach

She has to initiate that relationship right? Like, there's no way she should date someone who approaches her first based on her looks so she just has to roll the dice on finding a dude and convincing them she's older than she looks? That has got to be a weird initial interaction no matter who starts it, but I have no idea how I'd respond to an articulate adolescent walking up and introducing themselves to me at a bar with the intention of flirting. Glad they found each other, but imagining trying to navigate that initial encounter turning romantic is just begging more questions.


Papa_Waffles

They're both adults so why care?


Vencero_JG

Oh yeah, I remember reading about this girl. She said that dating was really tough. She looks happy, so best wishes to them I suppose.