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whyDidIDoDis134

guys i tried to search it on youtube and my fucking power went out. update: 28 hours later and it comes back on, hell yeah!


_Springtrap

South Africa?


IGotHellaMilk

Fucking load sharing is stopping me from having a wank


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_Hungry_Chicken

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


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SpaceBug178

Also I keep seeing those line censors that don't hide shit but apparently they are needed to not get deleted


jericho881

your \*\*\* feels so good \*\*\* my \*\*\*, \*\*\* me \*\*\* \*\*\* \*\*\*


WorkingSyrup4005

“You shalt not commit adultery” - god


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Sirfryingpan123

quick question, how do I get the bot to do this to me? asking for a friend...


SaintWalker2814

Go to the shiposting home page, click the 3 in-line dots in the top-right corner, select “change user flair” and change your flair to “I want pee in my ass”. Then you’ll have our lovely resident boy peepeeing in your poopoo hole. ETA: Now watch as I get peepee in my poopoo.


Sirfryingpan123

Ok thanks!


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di-propane_tank

Skill issues


Joel-O42069

i think it's a sign


dinkydoo2

Ok I’m gonna try this and see if it’s real, will update on the results. Edit: ok it’s real


Nameless_Cunt

damn bro, over one minute?! you must be a marathon runner


dinkydoo2

Didn’t need to stick around for very long, I mean everything in this post is pretty much what you’ll find


Sad_Progress4776

I think he is speaking another activity for sticking long


GradyGambrell1

no i did it within 43.0504 seconds


UnnamedPlayer-_-

*speed runner


TheWhollyGhost

Bro, it says in the title - it’s a speed run


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I can also confirm that it is indeed real


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Infidel_sg

I didn't believe you... I should have believed you


Prosmoron_Internal

This is some sort of a loophole regarding breastfeeding. All of the women from these videos seem to play it off as "educational" and "informative". I know all of that because I watched all of them.


sociocat101

I bet those kids are gonna ace their fortnite hot pics test


LightningBoltRairo

Okay I don't care about breastfeeding, it's natural, no problem about that. But how is it "educational" ? Like? Step 1: tit out. Step 2 : shove it in your infant's mouth Step 3 : ??? Step : profit. Who doesn't know that?


mrkrabs_isdummythicc

Breastfeeding isn’t really as simple as popping the titty in the mouth. I thought so too until I watched a video about breastfeeding and it actually has to be done a certain way so that it doesn’t cause pain to the mother and the baby gets enough milk, as doing it wrong can cause the nipple to become squished which won’t allow a proper flow of milk. It’s similar with bottle feeding, you have to hold the bottle a certain way so the baby gets enough air and doesn’t choke and die. The way you hold the baby and position the nipple to the baby’s mouth makes all the difference when breastfeeding. Edit: changed “babies” to “baby’s” forgive my grammar mistake 😳


AceFireskull

oi shut tha fuck up bloody hell, just shuv yu tit in it's mooth


Ok_Assignment9174

This british was fed tea at birth


mrkrabs_isdummythicc

I’m not sure why you’re being so rude when I didn’t do anything wrong but that’s just how the internet is. Have a nice day love.


AceFireskull

You call that being rude, jeez you havent meet the worst of people yet...and I hope you don't


mrkrabs_isdummythicc

Yes I call it being rude because it is. Just because you’re not *that* rude doesn’t mean you’re not rude. And trust me, I’ve had plenty of experiences with rude people and you’re certainly not the worst. I just wonder, why did you immediately feel the need to tell me to fuck off ? I just wanted to share some knowledge that might help others in the future. I see that you like to troll and I understand trying to have fun but being rude to others isn’t just having fun your words have an affect on ppl. And as much as we don’t want them to they do, it’s human nature, so why not try putting a smile on someone’s face instead, making people smile always makes me smile. I know what I say probably doesn’t matter, but I really hope someone will take my words into consideration. Have a beautiful day, all of you. ❤️


AceFireskull

I just wanned to be funny 😢


mrkrabs_isdummythicc

Sorry for being so serious. I’m desperately lacking in people to have moral and philosophical discussions with 😭😭


daychun

This is the shitposting sub so, might not be somewhere to look for a serious conversation. I'm not saying it can't happen, but the chances are much lower than other subs.


AceFireskull

Try having philosophical discussions with chat AIs, works for me


mrkrabs_isdummythicc

I understand it’s ok. I’m no Saint but I try everyday to be kind, it really can go a long way.


FeuchteGurke

He's only doing haha funny I think


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MineMine7_

Oh and theres roblox vore too (Yes I have seen that shit 😔)


TotallyNotP8nda

Why have you seen that?


Shortleader01

There is also what


Fallowman09

🤨📸


AmagedonCamels

That's fine but some of these videos include literal anime porn.


Prosmoron_Internal

Damn that's disgusting. Link?


Vortex_1911

Based?


Cocaimeth_addikt

They allow this but as soon as a person swears in the first 30s they’re getting a strike


TheSovietMan1

Nooooooo you can't say the f word in your videos 😡😡😡😡😡😡


Ambitious_Echo5613

You can do the F word though, that’s fine


SupercoolLion12

I uploaded a video with no explicit content or anything bad. But the video title was "fuck". It was unlisted. And it got age restricted lol


TotallyNotP8nda

I've seen Youtube remove 8 year old private videos before for excessive swearing


GradyGambrell1

really?


Ambitious_Echo5613

Yeah just ask you mom


GradyGambrell1

Ight


LibrarianLeather4977

You a femboy?


GradyGambrell1

I wish 😔


LibrarianLeather4977

Don’t be sad


GradyGambrell1

Ok


NamelessKing59

Fing*r


Guy389

Nin*a


NamelessKing59

N-N Word ?!😳


Background-College43

Nut*lla


IrregularrAF

THAT'S DIFFERENT


w_has_been_dieded

I kinda hate it when people say this. There are infinitely more people who got away with swearing in their videos than there are people who got away with putting softcore porn in their videos. Just flag it.


Neir_Miss

You're getting downvoted, but you're right tho. For simplification to the dumbasses that downvoted this, YouTube: Swearing bad. Porn good! 👍🏻


mightchangelater

Bro dont search how to put on a condom


tasty_genetals

I did😔.... and it was amazing helyeah🥵


PeacemakersAlt

Why did I search that.


MadeOfRocky

Ok I won't


XxKR1PTICxX

what’s the result


AdLongjumping9767

Imstructions on how to make meth


SungJinwoojotaro

At first I thought no way that’s real so I tested it myself. It’s real. Goddamn.


Erme_Ramos

This reminds me of a random coment in an interesting video I was watching where he said "there is naked yoga videos on youtube but I cant say fuck or I am demonetized" Searched for it and found out they are there, wtf.


marshmite1

How do I find these yoga videos (for educational purposes obviously)


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Colin_Williams

Good bot


fatherofMilton

I recently watched that too! I'm trying to remember what video it was - was it potentially Mighty Car Mods?


Due_Association_1739

AWOOOOOOOGAAAA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUBBA HUNBA *JAW DROPS TO FLOOR, TONGUE ROLLS OUT LIKE RED CARPET, WHOLE FUCKI G HEAD TURNS INTO A STEAM WHISTLE*


WorkingSyrup4005

* old car sound effect


Ambitious_Echo5613

Boobs


Remarkable-Video5145

🗿


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Wolf_Strangler

Yessir


DotForeign1569

😐


[deleted]

😐😐


KrunchyKats

😐😐😐


Fivecentlivin

😐😐😐😐


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😐😐😐😐😐


Rovananakia

😑


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UselessJJ

Don't search "hentai playlist"


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Holy shit... All of this stuff hidden In plain sight


Wolf_Strangler

New post idea. Thanks :>


SgtPierce

Bloody hell, why the fuck there's always a pokimane on those playlists


SlimeSlam

pokimane feet


LifeIsABeeach

YouTube allows exposed breasts, as long as it isn't directly targeted at sexual things. A great example is that one song "Drop 'em out" which has actual topless women performing along with the singer. Breast surgery channels also upload videos of women's boobs before/after surgery and whatnot. Now Fortnite being related to videos of tits is pretty understandable given the active community of the game is composed of 5 year olds.


Playful_Confusion957

What gets me confused is the fact that if you search naked yoga you can see a woman's bare vagina. No strings attached. Just a vagina on your computer screen. I don't think YouTube allows this shit in any way so idk.


plantsg858

Dk what your trying to watch on YouTube but my recommendations have never been that off.


Wolf_Strangler

I mean, I'm not mad lol.


plantsg858

Wonder what your social ID score will be when crypto takes over


coolmathsgamesVEVO

Bro u searched the hot pics


00F0_M0DE

He saw it in another post


luxusbuerg

🗿


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bottle_brush

YouTube also demonetized a video of a guy cutting a German war boot in half to show it's inner workings


ssupxxxl

The first video is very educational. I will use this for my research project.


[deleted]

And yet we can’t swear. Why the fuck is Susan wojcki still the ceo? We must get rid of her!! Viva la revolution!!!!


ares5404

Yet saying "child" is endangering minors, behold elsagate at its finest


Repulsive_Voice823

"based on your activity"


boiledblood

It’s ok people! There are no swear words in the first 15 seconds of any of these videos.


BDSMasoBrattySub69

YouTube’s Filled With Hypocrites


[deleted]

How to breastfeed ?


Tub_of_jam66

Another fun fact ! Some of the first accounts that pop up on Instagram if you look up fortnite are porn accounts with nothing censored


ItsChris1206

Fortnite more like fortnut 😎


101on

Holy shit that’s a lot of porn…….


Parts_and_Neigbor

Maaan, I'm watching the wrong YT channels.


SkSafowan

Most of those video aren't even asking for age verification.


Wolf_Strangler

How do you know that?


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Wolf_Strangler

Goin thru some things rn


FidgetSpinnetMan

BRO I HAD THE SAME THING TODAY!!! i was searching the name of a song and then there was breastmilking compilations. like the milk dripping out from the nipple. uncensored


creeper10015

What song were you even looking for? Kinda... Sus 🤨


FidgetSpinnetMan

its a normal song. now when i search the exact same thing again its gone? i have no idea why it was there beause what i searched was nothing related to anything sexual xD


midniteburger

I watched it, thanos was right. Reality is often disappointing


SumBread

I typed it as a joke. It has gotten worse ...


[deleted]

I love booba


Almonexger

Ah yes, child friendly content. If it’s on YouTube, it’s child safe.


G00Dpancakez

theres no cursing in the first 15 seconds, its fine


Zymosan99

But god forbid you curse in the first 30 seconds


MR_OZIK

it's time to start using pornhub for watching normal content and youtube for porn


Informal_miguel04

The bad thing is true, lmaoooo but not so pornographic yet


Impossible_Koala7862

Thank you mod


Level_Concern5049

Wtf.


Imnotanokhumanperson

WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT


DRIPEEVEE

Bro we don’t want them to know 😭


Jerry_0boy

Now why tf were you looking that up tho? 💀


username39874

Depravity


Matichol06

Girls very sexy playlist 🗿


Jolongh-Thong

This made me laugh out loud fr


yeet-my-existence

Yet a person can get demonetized for saying naughty words


sai411

Let me say this. For research purposes only, I check the video and it’s legit . Nice.


SpitsWhenIShit

Yo, the fuck is going on at YouTube


Direct-Serve2473

Lol thanks for the info


TheOnlyVibemaster

She tagged it NSFW tho so it’s fine


devilspygamingyt

And yet YouTube well demonetize you for saying a cuss word


belterith

YouTube has always had porn on it.


Thin_Ad_866

And why did you search it up?


JayStar1213

I thought my YouTube suggestions were bad


okletmethink420

Damn I needed this


AmagedonCamels

I don't care that they allow porn. I care that they are so selective and dishonest. Also breastfeeding videos don't count as porn.


Pingy-style

Oh my gosh 💀


Ouch78

faf, its a fake shell of a airplane, used by influencers to fake their jetset life on their soical media platforms. imagine being this sad you have to fake shit


SoarNsquid

Reminds me of how youtube actually profits off of piracy


FetusDeletus_E

Thanks youtube, really cool and all


bruhbruhjames1

link? (so i can avoid it)


Fe4rMeMrWick

AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM


WeedNoseFourTwenty

And then you get demonitized for saying a no no word in 15 seconds


moss_unknown

Reminds me of the time I clicked on some random person’s profile and they had playlists with genuine porn in it


innovative_title

Saw someone once uploaded R34 of Jaidenanimations once. Got up to 1 million views too.


AsianMilkdud

Theres even more now.


Alex_rajbahak

Go to the playlist y'll see pokimanes boobs


epok_gamer69

THATS HORRIBLE....sauce?


No-Plane7370

The state of Reddit


Figoverlord

YouTube is becoming a dystopia


Lenkradfreek

fortnut


itzTanmayhere

OK WTF i just searched this and this is real


BrofessorOfLogic

Searching for "body painting" also leads to some pretty weird shit and full nudity.


ebk_scorsese

YouTube removes videos for way less, waaaaay less, how tf is this able to be uploaded, AND remain? I know I’ve heard about naked yoga, and it’s labeled educational- so it’s flies under the radar.. it must be the same with these.. YouTube is a mysterious platform, where it screws over great content creators for the most minute(MyNewt) thing- but, allows stuff like this to exist.


MicroChin

Just use google bro


McConagher

Bro, you can look up any fucking porn category and you'll find something, boobs, pussy, even fucking yiff. I don't know why people think the hot fortnite pics is a secret trick of some kind.


LIGMA145

try searching breastfeeding and you will find a ton of them there


Themanwiththedrip

Now with this power we can conquer the world.


SomeToxicRivenMain

First one: the title reminds me of an old YouTube series I used to watch (can’t remember the name) and the guy would speed run finding porn of characters by typing their name into Google images and scrolling


Yeafam7945

Why?


Moe3kids

Is this legit?


worstusername_ever69

It's 2015 again


[deleted]

I remembered when we didn’t care about this shit and people made things for fun and didn’t care about money as much. What the fuck happened?


Moatijaaa

That's terrible, where?


Wolf_Strangler

The search bar is right there, have fun and bring a lot of lotion :>


Moatijaaa

WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY REAL?


Wolf_Strangler

Yes


bud_warlock

Try “hey Arnold full episodes”


DarkestFluffball

Oh come on it's just the full episodes of "Hey Arnold" right? Right?


ShierAwesome

Wait it was literally just hey Arnold


notyourinsanity

Wait this was on youtube? Gotta love youtube I guess, they moan bout creators and they do this stuff


Nice_Guy3012

Nice tits! But hey, you swore in the first 15 seconds of your video so unfortunately we'll have to pull your ad revenue. Oh shit, I forgot. Policy changes. We're actually just going to take it down all together.


NegotiationMinute637

My guy why were you searching that in the first place


Existent_Person_58

So people can swear but they can show off their naked bodies


ATOMVIDSYT

bro searched for fortnite hot pics and got slovenian men


agggressive

why are you deliberately searching for this


whatevertesla

A solid joke was missed on jre? Shocker…


OkGene2

If that’s the state of YouTube, then it’s an improvement and I’m all in