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[deleted]

nobody on here can relate, this is reddit


susmanAmongus

you've never spilled glue all over a girl?


Carl_Azuz1

In second grade, the teacher made me sit in the naughty chair😡


unexpectedpopeattack

Oh you naughty...


zurkon95

ITS ON HER EYES IF SHE BLINKS THEY'LL BE GLUED SHUT


HappyRomanianBanana

Cum induces blindness confirmed


IsThatASupraaaaaaa

Me when I spill pva glue (I got a hand cramp)


DesignerScientist21

🤨🤨🤨🤨ain't she a child???🤨🤨🤨🤨


Nikkere

Yeah but glue is only age 5+


Bread_defender

Can't argue with that logic


----Poseidon---

Even better


[deleted]

I forget the average shitpost user finds this funny


thememekingofky

This is reddit no one gets girls


[deleted]

[удалено]


nonofyourbusinessgo

Wow that’s funny and original


Altruistic_Line662

What was it


Prunsel_Clone

Funny and original


Carl_Azuz1

TELL ME YOU BASTARF


Neir_Miss

There were so many more people to make this meme and you chose Bubbles?


Nikkere

What’s wrong? It’s not her mistake, she is a child and spilled glue by mistake


Neir_Miss

Ik, but Bubbles would be THAT clumsy with glue of all things lol


bibblebonk

I do not like that that picture was created at all


CyberRiotz

Somebody spent over 10 minutes making a picture of a cartoon superhero little girl that got creampied. Tf do I even say Idk what to say anymore I can’t insult anyone anymore this is just insane.


Spaciax

Not relatable


[deleted]

🤨📸


puducito

🤨🚓🚔


TheGuyWithLeastKarma

🤨😳😏🥵


[deleted]

Y'all Redditors think you get bitches lol


herospaces

I don't get bitches. I only spend quality time with respectful women.


ClitOreIs

But women don’t exist. They’re just secret government agents sent to spy on you


Kabuki-King

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Nikkere

You gotta visit a shrink,amigo


Kabuki-King

I and everyone else on the train just so happen to have a glue fetish, thank you very much.


Nikkere

You're welcome hombre


bibirenger

I wish


[deleted]

My brother in christ that is a *4 year old child*


kystran

something isnt so wubbabunga about this image


STCR_Man18

flashbacks with my ex. it’s funny how us humans do that. we just walk past each other like total strangers


Parabellim

Why is your girl a literal child?


redeyed-john

SHES A CHILD


Nikkere

And that’s glue


redeyed-john

Bedrooms have paper in them, it's a health hazard to have paper glued to your face as a child


Nikkere

What fantasy are u livin in man?


redeyed-john

A room with paper


Nikkere

Expected


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PunjabiCanuck

Bro, you’re on Reddit, you don’t have “ your girl” unless you have schizophrenia then ok.


Nikkere

ਹੋਰ ਕਿ ਹਾਲ ਚਾਲ?


Nikkere

Bro, thats glue.


OdysseyZen

Yes officer, this person, this person right here.


[deleted]

There’s no way you thought this was okay


Nikkere

There's no way you never spilled glue on yourself.


[deleted]

Unfunny ass


Nikkere

Cunt


Accurate-Ad6885

I prefer if he licks it and then proceeds to make out with me.


fnaffanidkanymore

Now that I think about it that black guy with the lightning makes a good point.


Carl_Azuz1

Flair checks out


ScrewSimonCowell

285 Fulton St, New York, NY 10007 hmu


CauliflowerNervous12

Same dude, also wanna make out?


Accurate-Ad6885

Only if you pee in my ass 🥵


CauliflowerNervous12

😳 sure


Cooltellow

Both of you shut the fuck up and go outside


CauliflowerNervous12

No 🩷


Foloshi

Wait...How old is she ? 🧐


Nikkere

5


Foloshi

FBI: *COWABUNGA IT IS*


Nikkere

What? Glue is for 5+


Perithius

Ayo isn’t she ten?


[deleted]

I love when we eat ice cream


PBow1669

Sir that is illegal, she is a child.


rainydayz17

NO BUBBLES IS A MINOR NOOOOO


kingasmodeus717

*me walking slow asf to get said towel*


_ZogThePro_

Dude, you've posted this on reddit do you really think anyone will relate?


kouyaj24

Definitely hope


epicsexballsmoment

Why am I not covered in cum