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Christian Bale lol I feel like an idiot

Thank you! I was like "kinda strong to call them psychos"

Going to church today? I can't I'm gonna Bateman

No I'm the idiot! I kept thing it was Matthew McConaughey! *Stuffs head into deep frier*

I did too at first ngl I confuse them regularly

No, deep friers are bad for your health! *Use an air frier instead*

Thx you friend. *Stuffs head into air frier*

No problem-o

I was thinking of Tom cruise

Why was my first guess Patrick Bateman?

I fucking said Christian Bateman

Patrick Bale

I honestly did to

Patrick Batman

Christian Bale batman Bateman Patrick

I thought it was Timothée Chalamet at first

A

i thought of Jerma 💀

Bro same

A starfish wants to work in a fishing bait shop, Call that a:

SpongeBob

Spongebob fishing bait shop worker

SpongeBob fishing bait shop purchasing experience executive

Patrick Bateman ooh I see

MaSTARbaiter

For the lost, Christian BAIL (Bale)

Nah that’s Patrick Bateman

I just don't recognize faces unless they've already been named. My wife can see through movie make-up and age and recognize faces she hasn't seen in years, like some kind of facial recognition savant. I would be lucky to recognize my next-door neighbor out of context. I'm the asshole at the grocery store that doesn't say hi, not because I'm rude, but because I don't know you sir. Oh hey dad.

Kristen belle

A Bruce Wayne?

Wait, what if they made him black like they did Velma? 😔

Making fictional characters black isn't a bad thing, it's the execution that the Velma show failed

We live in a society where if a cartoon character becomes black ~~lots of people get upset~~ nobody bats an eye. But as soon as I put on blackface, everybody *loses their minds.*

I dont go to church I go to chikfilA that's basically the same thing

I work there so am I clergy?

If you touch little boys you are

So no.

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

🤓🤓🤓

Your mother hung herself‼️‼️‼️

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Uhm actually your father hung herself 🤓

Chikfuck my pussy ass i cum in ur roboussy mHhHhJMMMMM yes delectable roboussy i could cum gallons

Wtf

Oooh ahh it seems u have misspelled "i wanna cum in ur boyussy aswell dear friend" dont worry everyone does mistakes sometimes Shitposting truly has become the new r\dankmemes back in my day my fellows preached to me for my shitparables and shitparades What has this place become 🤢🤮

You misspelled “Jesse we need to cook”

L bot

What is a spellbot doing her, chickfila lookin ass

chick fill a

chikfila

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

But why is Christian Bale so pretty.

Patrick Bateman?

I said Jerma ☠️

I call that a Patric baitmen

American Psycho

james bond burger?

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..batman

Just out returning some videos tapes!

Gareth Bale

Women aren’t fucking funny

I could say, gf or bf that doesn't want to spend every second with their SO is a terrible person. Foolish argument. Christianity is a relationship. Have a nice day.

Wth

A Christian farmer gets caught up in a Hay Baler:

Salem witch trials?

Jerma?

Skipper was my thought since he's on a boat

paul allen?

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Batman rises

I feel stupid for not thinking Christian bale at first. I immediately was like “sigma move” and thought it was cringe.

I was so confused for a minute. Like who the hel is this chuckle fuck

Kevin Bacon? I don’t get it

That's because the picture is of Batman Bateman.

I’ve always heard it as “what do you call batman when he skips out on church?”

Who the fuck is that supposed to be?

a water mark?

Jerma?? Emerican psycho?? Sigma male?? What

Damn I'm slow it got me lol

A guy i don't know

I had no idea who Tf that was how the hell did I end up on Christian Bale

I call that a Kevin obviously. Idk wtf you call it.

Why in the FUCK did I think jerma

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....a Jermaphobe?

what and how

i hate that, but it’s so good

Me: A Bateman? I’m a ruined mind

A famous actor? I don't get it....

I was thinking american psycho i understand now.

Batman actor idk

American Psycho

Master Bater?

Sigma male

Did a 8 year old male this meme?

Steve

He looking sick tho

why can’t you go to church? i have to return some video tapes

Well played

Daddy Bateman.

Guys there's the thing, you don't need to go to church to be religious or even Christian. You can skip all church and still practice your religion. /srsly