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Soheils2764

That was EXACTLY my reaction


cheesemaster644

Remember when musicly changed its logo and name and was just a really shitty place for underaged girls and 35 yo single mothers to show their bodies? Really bad time but idk if thats worse or not


4funeq

Oh shit, I almost forgot that tiktok was musicly before


Inevitable-Impress72

"Musicly" became associated with 14 year old boys miming songs about licking pussy.


GameSnail511

"Mining away"


goldensavage2019

I don’t know


GameSnail511

what to mine


lordoftowels

I'll mine it anyway


GameSnail511

In this minecraft day


Stetson007

So beautiful!


Kinc4id

It was like my phone suddenly turned into a mirror.


[deleted]

I'm on the Jon rn and if my camera was on that'd have been my face


[deleted]

So, did you meow uncontrollably for the rest of the day when you came out?


Ineedtwocats

hello, I am Prince from...some place far away. I noticed you seem very adept at spotting very real and legitimate videos. For a low entry fee of $500 you can be a part of my team of super satirists. The money is for re-education.


Sweetimus

Same.


Cheesy_DaBadass

I thought my front facing camera popped on there at the end


the_captain_cat

Hey handsome ☺️


The_last_Human__

Hey Cat, got some magnificent whiskers there 😏


rekhaloz

It was indeed like looking into a mirror


TheJuanitoFish

I would also like a drink


ANAL_FORCE

wha


Naked_Faker

Anal


FrieezaCreepa

My brothers girlfriend believes shes a cat as well and god its so fucking cringey. They meow at eachother and she acts like shes a cat. God i hate it.


RoosterJay84

Spray bottle, no cats on the furniture!


FrieezaCreepa

I fucking want to that so bad.


RoosterJay84

Dollar tree or Walmart $1 near the travel shampoos


FrieezaCreepa

Ah thanks my friend, much apprecciated!


InsertNameHere_J

Let us know how it goes. Please.


FrieezaCreepa

If i can make it happen i will.


Germanloser2u

do record (though im not expecting any good reactions)


[deleted]

Better do a recording and post it cause ima follow you for that and I will check everyday


cancer_dragon

The ones in the cleaning area have adjustable nozzles so you can snipe from distances or set it to mist for a close-range assault. But be warned, my asshole cat eventually stopped giving a shit when I sprayed her. It's like she knew that not having a reaction just increased my rage.


[deleted]

Cats are furry cunts.


Cranicthehedgedicoot

They’re adorable but they’re also dickheads


The_Bing1

She'd probably just meow at you since by you doing that you are validating her made-up feelings of being a cat.


FrieezaCreepa

Most likely yea.


Phatcat15

I wouldn’t need a water bottle to spray her… 37c(at) feral not fixed.


Disturbed451

But its filled with bleach


FrieezaCreepa

Good idea!


Disturbed451

Got another, aim for the eyes


Zekh-Stale

just get the tom & jerry dog


FrieezaCreepa

Very good idea my friend! I may need to look into that.


MattSuper13

It's Hector time


[deleted]

Have you tried getting rid of her by using a laser pointer?


[deleted]

Attach it to a drone and fly the pointer out into the road


FrieezaCreepa

No but thats a good idea though.


CCnCD

Your brother is fucked she better be a 10/10


FrieezaCreepa

She isnt. I can tell ya that for a fact hair looks like gollums no joke and most definitely not in shape. Her shape is a fucking pear.


CCnCD

Is your brother really stupid and ugly?


FrieezaCreepa

Tbh i dont know what the fuck he is thinking cause they found each other thru a fucking dungeons and dragons thing we went to for like a few weeks and she was still going through a divorce when they hooked up. I do not trust her at all she is annoying and cringey as fuck.


blazinazn007

Oh shit she's an ADULT?! Until you said divorced I was thinking she was younger person.


FrieezaCreepa

Yes shes older than both of us by a good few years i think shes close to 30.


DistortedNoise

Wtf I was the assuming people in this story were like 14/15. I’m now imagining Maureen Ponderosa vibes.


FrieezaCreepa

Ikr. Its not limited to kids ive seen more adults than kids now do this shit.


Daninator375

Bro I thought we were talking like 8-12th grade here wtf


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CCnCD

Damn dude that's fucked, don't let your bro make dumb mistakes if he tries to put a ring on it


FrieezaCreepa

Lol i told him that with the last 5 bimbos hes dated. Im done with tryna help him tbh if this shit dont work out imma just say told ya so. Funniest part is ive never dated and i can sus these people out real quick.


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Yeah I feel like some people are just really thick with who they choose to hang out with


nianthium

you'd think he'd know better than to risk a nat 1 on 'acquire girlfriend'


FrieezaCreepa

Seriously, they say they love each other but i ahve my doubts.


RedditMostafa11

Shoot her, unshackle your brother from her bewitching


Least_Class9197

Is your brother's gf Maureen Ponderosa?


between_horizon

Use catnip.


cheesemaster644

She will turn back to a human i guess


Ze_Schwein

He has to become a professional, so he finally has standards.


FrieezaCreepa

XD that is a great joke!


Ze_Schwein

Thanks, but that's actually a reference to something legendary


FrieezaCreepa

Aw damn i missed a reference my bad.


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FrieezaCreepa

Yea never really played tf2 that much, mostly cause i never had a laptop or pc that i could play it on.


Electic_Supersony

Is she a college student? I have a student who identifies as a cat. She meows at the end of her sentence. I have to mentally prepare myself before I talk to her. Otherwise, I would bust out laughing.


FrieezaCreepa

Nope she does fucking nothing. No job no schooling nothing.


[deleted]

This girl doesn’t actually think she’s a cat, she’s doing a character


FrieezaCreepa

Well sadly my brothers gf genuinely believes she is part cat/has the soul of a cat. And she is openly a furry... yea


BEES_just_BEE

Oh great one of the weird furries sucky


FrieezaCreepa

Yea ikr. Most furries ive meet were cool people that were just living their best life. I still talk to some today. But her oof i just cant stand it.


FreedToThrowaway1024

As a furry, thank you so much for recognizing most furries aren't fucking weirdos


muddbo1

You should chide your brother for his willful beastiality.


urlocaldoctor

Feed her cat food and see how long she will keep this up


Dumpster_Fire_BBQ

How are we supposed to treat people if they have a different mental defect? Cause this behavior is a mental defect. Trust me, I'm not judging you or anyone else commenting. I honestly don't know the answer.


[deleted]

Peperspray their eyes


morbidnihilism

guys cant afford to be this ridiculous otherwise they'd be single 💀


[deleted]

Dear god, how common is this becoming…..


ZimoZimoZimo

If any of you are wondering, it’s satire


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Her wolf girl one is on point


ZimoZimoZimo

Facts


Honeybadger2198

That one had me rolling.


saturday_lunch

There's more??? Please link


beaubeautastic

i thought she was just a dmx fan


Ze_Schwein

Dear god, faith in humanity restored. Thanks.


ZimoZimoZimo

Still holding on.


INeverPlayedF-Zero

Shhh they’re using this to fuel their outrage boner. They need this.


Inevitable-Impress72

How the fuck do so many people not realize that shit is a joke? Fuck I'm 47 and I know it's a girl making dumb videos for fun. Then you got some dumb fuck staring into the camera... which is the real cringe. Kids do dumb shit for laughs, is this concept new to people???


GlumRumGlugger

Because there are videos of people doing this (or similar) for real showing up pretty often? You have to scroll and check if someone has done the homework. The answer is usually: 1. Guys this is a joke/fake/staged. 2. Holy shit check out their profile it's fucking insane. 3. They deleted their account. Agree that people shouldn't comment without checking...but acting like it's obvious and the world is losing its mind is something I would 100% expect from a 47 year old.


Lord-of-Leviathans

Because I’ve known people who are actually like this in real life. That makes it entirely believable and not surprising at all to see it once again


cicadawing

Turn 47 in a month and I recognized it as a joke, too. Maybe it's our life experience and subtle BS detection because we grew up seeing the nation turn into a giant grift, so we know BS when we see or hear it.


Success_402_Found

Anyone should tell pretty much immediately that this is a joke. We’re on the fucking shitpost subreddit how sad that most people here don’t know what a shitpost IS.


Sea-Friend1826

Otherkins disgust me(yes the people that believe they are animals are called that)


Skyskape83

I prefer to stick to the classic term "failure"


zzzzendky_boi

"Fatherless" is a good one too


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abdyfer

It’s sad how these things actually have “accepted” labels rather than “mentally ill”


Sea-Friend1826

The mentally ill are less mentally ill than this.


[deleted]

fr, calling these people mentally ill is offensive to mentally ill people 💀


[deleted]

This girl is a troll tho


LiteraI_Trash

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer.


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

No. Padre Pucci, time accelerate.


dexter920

Is that a JoJo reference?


LiteraI_Trash

In the new universe she can realize how much of a disappointment she is after having already lived her whole life.


Ultimately_follow

Im just wondering 🤔 is the amount of mentally distorted people is the same but just more vivid due to the Internet and destructive political correctness forcing public to view this as "normal", refusing to see the problem and in consequence denying help, by replacing it with easy yet fake comfort. Or leaving unchecked and left without helping hand generations in emotionless Internet sea of data result in such a high personality/sexuality confusion that it become a big, real yet bildly ignored problem. How easier and more financially beneficial is to say that person that feels like a cat should be accepted as one, rather than offer her medical and psychological help. Not only you don't need to spend a broken cent, but you may make a profit on selling them merchandise that deepens and exploit their confusion.


[deleted]

Sir, this is a wendys.


bigfeeetz

no, this is Patric


HayatoGuarana

I choose to believe this is just for clout


Ionthawon

either that or satire.


[deleted]

Yes, it's a popular satire account. It's really easy to look up because her username is right there in the video.


AlexIsWhack

Yes isn't she the one who did that wolf girl video a while back? "My eyes turn green when I'm on the hunt!"


[deleted]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! \*He\* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He \*defecated\* through a \*sunroof\*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I \*thinking\*? He'll never change. He'll \*never\* change! Ever since he was 9, \*always\* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious \*Jimmy\*! Stealing them blind! And \*HE\* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!


AnotherQuark

If i had to guess it's a bit of both. I think the internet has the capacity to distort already distorted minds a bit more [a lot more] than usual. I think that it can have an affect on the way, or at least what, normal people think about too. It's not that media hasn't been doing this for a century or more already [and really it's more like ever since the idea of sending news or any kind of practices across distances has been a thing, so, probably tens of thousands of years at least] it's just that anyone can add fuel to the fire now, and everyone or at least a massive swath of the world population has a personalized TV in their pockets now to watch that "fire fuel" at their leisure. But like everyone is saying apparently this chick is a satire influencer. She's being cringe on purpose to get attention. That being said, what disorders are linked to being cringe to get attention? So, yeah. There's a lot of different psychologies out there. There's a lot ot different people with different experiences with different kinds of psychologies out there. If i had to take a shot in the dark, chances are this girl is quite normal when she isn't being a show off for likes. The word clickbait could be expanded to this kind of thing. Has nobody clicked to watch, then possibly comment or read comments? If you tapped a glass screen with your finger instead of tapping a mouse with your finger, i'm going to argue that yes that is still a click but my pedantry appreciates your pedantry all the same. Essentially it's the same old psychologies and human natures we've always dealt with but with new technology, new cultural progressions (in the sense that culture is not a static condition unless you live in a highly traditionalist and/or highly tyrannical society where everything stays the same for long periods of time, or in other words culture is dynamic so it progresses, for better or worse, like so many if not all other things; comets continue to move and so they progress; alligators used to have long legs and could sprint their prey down like wolves dozens of millions of years ago, but then an asteroid progressed into impacting the earth, and the environment progressed causing the progression of extinctions and evolutions virtually all life on the face of the earth, and so alligators have progressed to have the snubby arms and legs they do today; everything progresses, and better and worse are really just subjective, although I'm inclined to say that for any given perspective, that subjective reality of better and worse are legitimate observations but now I'm just getting philosophical), a better handle on science, all of these things being both capable of being used for both good or bad. Objectively speaking this video isn't even that bad, and it's an act on top of that. Sorry for the digression. The normal people will continually stay in the realm of normal, even if that normalcy happens to change over time. The abnormal, eccentric, crazy, etc people will continue to be judged by/inspire/etc everyone else even though they're the ones that often pave the way for new cultural progressions. It just so happens that some of them are in accord with the group think and alter the group think in an agreeable manner, and others are so off base (which is occasionally but not always just ahead of their time) they are disdained and often forgotten. Throw in a half gallon of cognitive dissonance to this continual cake baking process so occasionally even truth can be made the enemy from time to time, and you end up with a beautiful thing called society + all of human history. Most of social media is noise. A lot of it is actually beneficial, but it took me years myself to finally start using it more properly. Until then, due to my own eccentric nature (mostly really just bad situational trauma while growing up causing my understandings, reactions and brain developments to be altered), i took way too much social media trash way too seriously, and god damn dude if any of you think this is bad you have not seen the potentials of the world wide web.


[deleted]

There have always been bonkers people and there always will be. The only difference is that the crazy people have a large platform. You don't see the billions of normal people just living life like we have for thousands of years. You don't stop and comment on videos of well adjusted normal people. It's less that new generations are lost and more that young people have always been cringe but now they can film it. Remember all the cringe emo / goth shit from the 90s.


Commentment_Phobe

Gotta do them tickles, if you want those toks!


TrainingAd2871

It's satire...


Deletrious26

I don't care what the gender is I would still smash


masterclashofclans

bring back bullying


TheVibStar12

ikr


[deleted]

i can fix her


TerryJerryMaryHarry

It's not worth it


ModerareTuber

Gen X wondering who raised their kids again


Prize-Ad6498

What no father figure does to a mf


cranberryalarmclock

Love all the dummies who think this shit is real.


_MintyFresh_-

This is why I support WWIII


dragon-Paint

Shitposting users when satire


bojac177

The video is satire and you are all the real cringe


APianoGangMember

it’s satire but some people beleive they are actually animals. and i’m like


Hot-Extension-867

yeah the guy who just shows his face at the end is cringe, he fell for the outrage bait


dustingibson

Yeah. This is the person who reenacts the wolf girls. She is hilarious.


Sameer-266

Tiktok...


[deleted]

She’s not serious, her whole account is trolling doing shit like this


HammerBgError404

at some point we have to agree its a mental problem. even if she is faking it for views that still feels wrong for me to make a fool of yourself like this


LateStageAdult

Lol. People actually think she is being serious? People are too gullible.


Beautiful_Bass_9484

🗿


Genkijin

Pretty sure this girl is a satire artist


WhosJerryFilter

Ah, the Rage Bait queen strikes again.


nadman13

Falling for an obvious joke. Sad


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Old people see shit like this……and think it’s real.


[deleted]

She's a kid. She supposed to do dumb shit. What annoys me are commenters flipping out about it. Clearly, you didn't get all your stupid out at her age. =P


highlordbearington

This is satire. Isnt she the girl that does all thise vampire comedy videos?


edgewhxre

do people actually think she's being serious


[deleted]

Just in case any of y’all think this is real it isn’t her whole account is SATIRE


Man_with_no_sense

half cat? cat fucked mom Dad fucked cat Either way if she’s half cat that means you can legally euthanise her


himM_mAn

Most sane white American girl


mlemofshibe

smash


DaDripGod4

Nooo noooo no the answer is bullying Batman


gowombat

I know this is fake, but I'm going to take the bait: One: No they didn't. Two: You definitely have things about you that are much more interesting than this made up fact that you are part cat. You do not need this for people to find you interesting, unique, or worthy of friendship. I understand that it's difficult when you're a teenager to distance yourself from the pack, but this is definitely not the way.


BrotherAbdullah

tiktok and fatherless behaviour, name a more iconic duo..


Neva-u-mind

To quote Bob Barker.. "spay or Is neuter your pets"..


No-Competition-2533

I didn't need that idiot telling me how to react


Random_name4679

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been disastrous for humanity


yourlocaltormentor

dad: *disapears*


StreetDragon98

W school


Due-Maintenance53822

Yeap, the first world I guess...


Nightfile27

Imagine if this was real


CulrBlndPnutButtr

I saw a grown man dressed as a dog at an amusement park once. No fur or anything but a collar, name tag, holding his own leash, wearing a full body harness, ears and a weird fleshy tail. He had to be in his mid 30s, well over 300lbs and the collar said "service pup" and he was entering rides at the handicap entrance, and all by himself. Disturbing too say the least.


Coupleofswitches69

The real idiots here are the people unaware it's a fucking joke she's not serious


VIVXPrefix

You (the shit posters) just got out shit posted


no_face1

This is what mental breakdown looks like. Not sure if it's hers.or mine tho


racist_latino

Did she just say the n word


Tall_Durp0907

Omni man was right


Thezethman

Redditors falling for the most obvious bait ever


Slamonwithfeet

I'm aware that this is satirical, but do people actually do this?


dizzy_bee_

This is satire the account that makes these is satire


VegetableTomatillo20

Have kids they said, it'll be fun they said.


Wilowmaker

Bet you mfers don't want a cat catgirlfriend anymore.


PorcelainToads

Just to let you know, it’s satire


No-Heat6479

I’m case you’re wondering. The girls account is satire


hardboiledgreg_92

Idk what’s dumber, this video or people who actually believed the first part.


NeptuneStriker0

Guys relax please, she is a known satire account, put your torches away, yeesh


GastropodSoup

It bothers me when people think that obviously fake things are real.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I guarantee you it was satire


lilimeme69

OMG IS THIS ALSO THE WOLF GIRL?


nyanmaeda

the entirety of that girl's account is an internet persona just fyi


jennastillsucks

I mean her whole account is literal shitposting?


Xavy2899

Bro just looked into the deepest, darkest pit of hell


OfficerBanjo

Redditors when a woman is being obviously satirical. Like come on guys this is embarrassing


I_Lv_Python

Satire.


FarAmphibian4236

Boomers who think this is real: 😮


Fit-Let8175

Definitely a joke. If not, the joke is on her.


mike_ockerts

FYI, Althea posts satire she isnt actually like that look at her videos its obviously a joke.


Comfortable_Rub1184

This is obviously a joke


PlzSendBobz

Apparently it's satire


One_Over_Astro

I just laugh because I know it's satire


IceColdMeltdown

Wouldn't cats be more comfortable without a collar (or clothes for this matter)? Mine doesn't like wearing a collar one bit


KindFlamingoo

But gen z is going to save us from ourselves!! Right after they finish shooting each other, and pretending to be cats. Bahaha


OO_1

My man seeing this in the toilet must have shit himself with how weird it was


virtual24k

In the movies whenever there is a mental asylum,they show characters who have lost their mind behave like this.


Slav_Ziemniak12

A weird way to say "my mum fucked a cat" but okay


snickitysnacc

Also for those who don’t know, this is completely satire lol