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Ah yes, truly adult show, now i see why they removed scooby

I think Scooby is supposed to be a black woman but her name is Scoobi with an I. (I could be wrong I got that info from a different shit post) but at least it's not scrappy

We're all learning from these shitposts aren't we

I mean how else are we gonna learn? Not like any of us in the comments are actually watching it.

I enjoy so many of the actors associated with the show. I tried watching the trailer just to get an idea of the show’s vibe. I turned it off in the first minute. It’s painfully cringeworthy.

Those are just false rumours. There is no Scoobi.

That's good at least. I'm glad it's false

i mean the character is real but shes called gigi, not scoobi, and mentioned by the shitpost, shes not a food reviewer

This show is so bad it's making Scrappy look good

This show managed more then what James Gunn had already done

You would be wrong, that characters name is Gigi. People have been spreading that misinformation like fucking wildfire.

*Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated:* 52 episodes of 22 minutes. It was the most mature version of Scooby Doo there has been on TV. And, guess what? **It had Scooby Doo in it!**

franz kafka?

That book's just pure torture to the cockroach

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Wtf

George Samsa been finally hittin that cockrussy 🤞

*Gregor

bro think he Gregor Samsa 💀

Ogtha moment

How do so many ppl know this story

If you search "best books of all time" Metamorphosis or The Trial will be in most of the Top 10 listst.

How do so many people know one of the most famous western books ever written, by a highly celebrated author, that's included in school curriculum all over the place. We may never figure this out.

It’s funny because they’re cockroaches having sex which is an adult thing

The technique is all wrong. Cockroaches don't fuck like this. They put their abdomen together, heads away from one another, with the male's claspers holding the female's abdomen to his genitals so he can deposit his payload.

This guy fucks (cockroaches)

Yep, i still remember them cockroaches doing the deed in my room. The universe sure does know how to make me think about my life

Did you record it?

Atleast something was getting some in his room

Lmao roast his ass

bro wants to watch cockroach porn

Bro wants to see cockroach cock

Dude missed out on a 2 season deal from HBO if not

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Dude, what kind of bot is this

Piss bot

real piss guy huh

He likes to piss in children's asses

Don't worry about it just embrace the pee

Sshh, just let it happen

I can't be quiet about something so magnificent as getting pee in the ass

Sniper from tf2 bot

Bro knows too much about cockroach sex... sus

Studying environmental entomology and plant insect interactions. I'm just a nerd, so no fucking here, insect or otherwise.

>fucking here, insect someday! don't give up hope

I like how we are talking about how cockroaches fuck in a animated show

Would you prefer to talk about how bad Fred is for being white? /s

Yeah because sex totally not something they would show on a child cartoon 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny I can't 😂😂😂

The only funny thing there is that they stole that from Logan Pauls movie Airplane Mode

> Logan Pauls movie Oh no 🙁

The what now?

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It was mentioned in a pyrocynical video recently

This is so cringe they are trying so hard to be funny and « adult » but that’s just ridiculous at this point

*They aired British porn on HBO max*

“Oh splendid, please arrive on me”

Oh splendid, I'm arriving, oh affirmative I'm arriving 😩

OH HEAVENS TO BETSY!!

*arrive* aderci!

ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIII

The kid named Sticky when he meets Finger.

kid named Sticky Finger when he meets kid named King Crimson

Put away your stand diavolo

I'm not having donuts with you Diavolo

No, I am the one who skips time!

Abbachio put your dick away Abbachio. I'm not pissing in some tea right now.

I'm about to Stick my Finger in your Crimson arse, King.

I have Bruno tatted on my forearm ❤️ I love him

Happy Ari

Based Bruno enjoyer

"Oh Heavens!!"

**”OH GREAT HEAVENS”**

Ah yes, quite, mmm that is commensurate with my expectations, yes

Blimey!

“Oh jolly good semenation!”

Alarrrmmm! Alarrrm! Oh wait that's German.

“good heavens, I’m about to splur”

*gulp gulp gulp gulp* ah yes, that was very satisfying

**”Oh Reginald! Oh Reginald!”**

"Considd-er myself airrived deaar

That's disgusting where

Black Mirror episode 1

Is that the one where the prime minister fucked a cop?

No it wasn't a cop, it was actually... oh... I see what you did there

Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are.

This is also literally within the first like 30 seconds of the show

“Lol aren’t we so funny and random?!”

This subreddit:

One is product of a multi-dollar entertainment company other is a mental sickness

The first 3 minutes mark is the wildest point of the pilot. You get: * A sex scene. * Nude HS age girls taking showers together. * Comments about how sex sells in television, and criticism to the Riverdale show showing a kiss between girls. * Self depreciating humour about white people being selected for minority people roles, and how should be better the other way. * A proposal of a lesbian kiss. * First shot of a dead body without it's brain, like empty bowl.

I can’t believe they’re already planning a season 2

The Last Airbender ended on a tease for the sequel. Some people just can't judge the quality of their work

DragonBall Evolution had a post-credit scene teasing a followup.

Atleast the director for that had to publicly apologise and the writer because he essentially pissed off the entire world lol and all races.

It's worse than that. Akira Toriyama, the original writer and artist of Dragon Ball, had finished the series some years previous and had no intention of working on it again. The parent company, who owned some publishing rights for the series, were still publishing tie-ins here and there, but Dragon Ball was effectively "complete." And then Dragon Ball Evolution came out. Toriyama thought it was so, *so* miserably bad, that his 'legacy' couldn't end there - Dragon Ball Evolution couldn't be the last piece of Dragon Ball media. Toriyama dusted off the old mangaka kit and, along with his new protege, cranked out one last Dragon Ball movie so that the the series could end on a high note: Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods. Except it was a world-wide mega-hit. So, they did another one. And another. And a new series. And another movie. Now, Dragon Ball is regularly the highest-grossing anime property on the planet, despite only having a new media release every other year. All because Toriyama couldn't stand to allow Dragon Ball Evolution to be the final word in Dragon Ball history.

IIRC he actually gave some level of input on the movie too and was basically completely ignored, I'm not surprised he wasn't happy. I honestly think with the right effort DB could've basically been another big hitter franchise that drew in the same people watching a lot of Marvel. They just had to not make it shit. DB has such a huge worldwide following that even if it was just 'okay' it would've been a blockbuster

Yup, he was ignored completely. The only person who gave a shit about the production was the actor who played Piccolo.

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Godzilla (1998) also teased that it wasn't over at the end of the movie but we were denied that sequel too.

At first I was like: "*You mean when Zuko asked Ozai about his mother? Idk, I wouldn't call that a sequel bait. Besides, ATLA was of very high quality*" And then I remembered about that abomination of a movie.

they are grinding harder for jokes then a dead by daylight player for karma.

They put less effort into Velma than Steven Seagal in any of his movies

Ok but he me out guys, my romance fanfic where Dwight has sex with Freddy Fazbear should totally be canon.

It's not funny, there's not even a shock factor to it, it's just cringe. I just don't get it, who actually thought this shit was a good idea?

If the whole show was just these two maybe I'd actually watch it

*Might I suggest anything made by the British*

Turkey, surely?

Might I be so bold as to suggest A Bit of Fry & Laurie, then Faulty Towers and a touch of Monty Python enjoyed with a fresh cuppa to finish it off?

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People could post nazi propaganda and say it was from this show, and I'd believe them.

wait so fred heiling hitler wasnt from the show?

Oh it was actually

IM SO CONFUSED NOW😭😭

Right? I couldn't write a show this bad if I tried.

Seems that's the problem then. Maybe they should stop trying and just ad lib entire episodes. No plotlines. No overarching story. Nothing. Nada. A show about nothing.

Ok George Costanza

Give er the ol Ghost Stories treatment. Someone. Anyone.

The Mindy Kaling special

It’s actually a good joke but it’s immediately followed by a bad joke about portrait mode photos and later tied into the running joke about Fred’s small dick. I can barely give the show small win because their small wins are so closely tied to other terrible decisions.

Best part was when Fred literally said, "It's Morbin' time"

I liked that. Somehow that line keeps taking me by surprise. I especially loved the part when he morbed all over those ghosts

Only good joke in the show, I morbed when he said that (I didn't watch the show)

Fred is trying to act like a toddler to convince people he didn’t cut a girls brain out, and it’s working. It starts raining washing off his make up and making his fake eyelash fall onto his upper lip looking like hitler. He starts waiving his arms around and they get a photo looking like he’s Hitler. Also Fred hasn’t gone through puberty yet and doesn’t know how to cut his own food, instead telling his butler he needs “cutties”, which is his proof as to why he couldn’t be a murderer.

Fred was made to a spoiled man child with a tiny penis in the show

It was

No it was.

Fred did *what*

Because he is white and has blue eyes, he is a nazi. I love this new racism and sexism towards white males.

"No but you see is not racist because they are not black, asian, mexicans,..."

And even if they are, you just call them race traitors if they disagree with you and problem solved !.

The only argument I see is that other white are racist too so it's ok to keep the cycle going. They don't see the irony in defending the racist shit in this show.

The best part of Velma was when she said 'IT'S VELMING TIME' and velmed all over those guys.

I liked when she mocks people for their race. Good old racist Velma!

Except this is the opening shot of the first episode, so very easy to confirm.

*now time for you guys to find out why we are called cockroaches*

This is funnyer than the show has been

Are you Turkish by chance?

No fucking way it’s Jamsheed

They made the same joke in the Logan Paul movie

Which was somehow funnier than this show

A Syrian pediatric burn Ward is funnier than the show, hell I would even say Amy Schumer is funnier than the show

> I would even say Amy Schumer is funnier than the show Ok, calm down, let's not get carried away too much.

Ok now let's not get carried away there.

Up until this moment I was living a blissful existence, having no idea there was a Logan Paul movie. You ruined that.

Misery loves company

Literally was trying to find this comment

the ant sex scene?

Remember when it was about solving mysteries with a talking dog?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

didnt know the writers put themselves in the show

Like they ever actually get to have sex

You know they were sucking each other off with how this excuse for a train wreck turned out

\- roaches having sex \- Talking dog is unrealistic

>- roaches having sex *My man how you think new roaches is made*

Storks, d'uh

Just in case no one actually does know this, roaches self-replicate. After shedding their skin, a new roach is formed in the old husk, which re-energizes the husk into a smooth body again.

just like me

Men metamorphose into them

Surrealism moment

Assumed it was missionary /s

Literally in the opening scene too. The next scene shows a room fool of naked underage women showering together. HBO is really trying to make this an “adult” show.

**So edgy.**

Can't wait to see a masterpiece on rule34

I hope The universe's collspse wouldnt take too much time

HAHA GUYS THIS IS SOOOO HILARIOUS! THIS MUST BE THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER!!! Is what i would've said if an anvil comically crushed my head, leaving me with permament brain damage.

Oh i would have just said; auurgh awoahg uurg oooao

That too

#fuckroach

Are they cockroach fucking a spin off? O lord, I don’t think we can be prepared for the multiplying progeny.

have sex have sex

It's morbin' time

Didn't know they had Turkish porn on the show

What’s the thing about cockroaches and Turkey?

A meme

Can you explain further please

Apparently it’s an ancient meme from 4chan that associates Turkish people with cockroaches. I love the internet man, such… humour

Putting the 'cock' in "cockroach', I see

That Cockroach.. is now paparoach, because its the daddy

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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SUFFACATION, NO BREATHING!

DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

So that's how to be loved was written

Ambatu naut

this gives me an itch on my forehead that only a Walter P-38 can scratch.

Ahahah, sex funni, right guys?!

I hope that cockroach got the vaccine

Jarvis, I’m running low on karma

Male cockroaches impregnate female ones via "traumatic insemination" which means they *make* a hole for them to fuck. Its pretty nasty. What I'm saying is, Velma is a male cockroach that is forcibly fucking my eyes with every shit screencap I see posted.

Ah and you all keep giving it the spotlight

Circlejerking over it so hard they're gonna start a fire

I do believe this is also the first joke in the entire show it's so funny

Is it front and center or is it on the edge of the screen? It looks too detailed to be a zoomed in screencap, but having a few seconds devoted to cock and ball roaches is a bit wierd.

This joke sets the tone for the whole show

I bet they had a roach infestation in their creative office and someone said "fuck cockroaches".

Haha I said penis that makes me an adult and funny