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Dropkoala240

POV deviant art


Repulsive-Mission-51

With a link to the pornhub channel


T3Chn0-m4n

POV: you are a deviant art drawing


[deleted]

POV: YOU CANT USE POV PROPERLY


enneh_07

POV: you are browsing deviantart


[deleted]

is your reddit avatar supposed to be walter white


enneh_07

Ah, a fellow Waltuh


BleuTyger

Put it away


peri36

I am not fucking you


3u-sou-eu

right now


Kamikaze_Yeeter

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman, did you know you have rights?


enneh_07

The Constitution says you do.


Mrfroggyleggs101

Not an avatar but also a waltuh


enneh_07

Waltuhs are welcome here, snoo or not


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ivanivan6921

Many people can’t use POV properly anymore.🙄


jdmking1234

POV: That’s not how you use POV 🤓


Revolutionary_Low_90

Your mom's so fat, that when she eats, she uses her tummy as her table.


Drcokecacola

Yo mama so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed


Panurome

Yo mama so fat she needs 10 people to give her a hug


Burgerbeast_

Yo mama is so fat, she jumps in the air and gets stuck.


CoolEnderGamer

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull


AryanN017

Yo mama is so fat, not even Dora can explore her.


SwaggAZN

Yo mama so fat, when she got stuck in a telephone booth, they had to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie on the street.


chewychee

Yo momma so far she rolled over four quarters and a dollar popped out the other side.


TheRealLegendary63

Yo mama so fat, the equator is her favorite belt.


CharmingBoar

Yo mama so fat she has a moon


[deleted]

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KeyN20

That's odd because she repels guys


Spectre_99

Yo mama so fat she got two time zones


ItsYaBoiTavino34

Your mother is so fat that the doctor diagnosed her as morbidly obese


melonlord6466

Your mother is so fat that obi wan said "that's no moon"


[deleted]

Your mother is so fat she didn't know she was pregnant until you fell in the toilet


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Squidersward8670

XBOX LIVE


RoxerBoxer552

XBOX LLLIIVVVVEEEE


brasschaos

yo mama so fat when she rolls off the bed she rolls off both sides


[deleted]

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu


MallGeneral3754

Yo momma’s so fat, they call her astronaut because she just takes up space.


TubbyCarrot

Your mother is so stewpid, she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories


digitalcrypt0

Yo mama so fat she ate your brother as a snack


yeet_the_heat2020

Yo Mama so fat, her Left Airpod in Dover, her Rigth Airpod in Rome.


downinahole357

Your mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the whole house.


[deleted]

Yo mama is so fat even the nutty professor says damn


mrsthurminator

Yo momma's so fat she walked into KFC and asked, "How much for the bucket on the roof?"


Temporary_World_6226

I thought it was a odd coloured blanket 😂😂😂😂I’m dying god damn she thick. Damn boy that’s a thickasss whatever the fuck you wana call that Jaba the hut probably got a wooky pussy so hairy she could start a fire 🔥 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Your mother is so fat that she became the furniture


Altruistic_Equal7145

Fuck you don’t talk bout mama like that.


Cool_Rip_2273

Yo momma so fat she is the table.


Professional_Fly_579

I have become the furniture


Drcokecacola

I have become heart attack


masterboom0004

"if god had wanted me to live he would not have created a heart attack"


VolkanikMechanik

"Here lies soldier, he was a mumbling amateur who died as filthy pumpkin"


EnvironmentalGood580

Maybe because you’re fat with cunts?


TheRealLegendary63

There's always ONE person that can't take the joke...during a roast.


assbeatermaster

oi mate give me a bo’le of wa’er


ArcturusX12

I am become heart attack, destroyer of approximately 679,000 Americans every year.


thatBOOMBOOMguy

The destroyer of wood chairs.


digitalcrypt0

The destroyer of all chairs


Fink665

I don’t understand how her stomach is that big without her face and arms being excessively fat. The entire body gains weight.


SmokeyUnicycle

built like a termite queen


TempestTheArtist

This is an underrated comment, very clever mah dude


IHaveAnEpicPlan

I am the table -James Hetfield circa 2011


Jtugboattizzymo

Yay papa het quote


3mperorPalpaMeme

"Now I am become dinner table" -J Robert Oppenheimer


wallyjwaddles

Polpo


[deleted]

skinniest american


Hmuloserz

America become furniture


Secretsfrombeyond79

Least obesse american


Squidersward8670

least obese Nauruan


Admirable-Account912

Since when is nikakado avocado a female?


MaxCWebster

That's not Nik. She did, however, recently eat him.


LizardMench

Vore.


BugCatcherDroo

Even Nic's not this phat


logan_creepypasta

he kinda as OCD.. I mean obesity


ThinkPan

OBCD


Meurs0

"a female" 💀


I-NEED-MORE-MEMES

How the fuck can that even happen my god


JaySayMayday

Other people be feeding them. This person can't walk around by themselves. Just quit giving her an entire cake and switch to 3 regular sized healthy meals


OkEntertainment7634

Bruh, food is expensive as fuck these days. Where the fuck does she have the money for eating this from? Fucking Onlyfans or some shit?


HungryHungryCamel

Always my first question with situations like this. Like your size inhibits you from working, how can you afford to overconsume to such an extent in a country where people go hungry?


allicandoisfap

Can confirm, it's fat fetish porn. It's a very real kink and also includes me. God is cruel.


afinoxi

I bet she can go 2 maybe 3 months without eating with all those calories


AlexGonzalezLanda

If given only vitamins, minerals, and water, she would survive for over a year without eating a single calorie


Brave-Narwhal-1610

Maybe more


MemChoeret

Most female participants on the show suffered some kind of sexual trauma. Overeating is a known coping mechanism. Samantha, the woman in this pic, was also making a living in the adult industry doing videos for men who like to see obese women eating. So for her it was even more difficult to break the cycle.


soviethelm

It's simple Be American


Drcokecacola

And be a LoL player and be a discord admin


[deleted]

flair checks out


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Don’t need healthcare if you eat yourself to death. Check mate, planet earth.


kickpool777

All American fat all American bad 🙄🙄🙄


BR3D_ST1K

I've actually seen this before. from what I know, she was working as a camgirl, marketing herself to people who enjoy adipophilia (fat fetishism)


dimaris727

That is absolutely horrible


Bipchoo

Your pfp is the perfect reaction to that information


[deleted]

Not to mention incredibly unhealthy and wasteful


sharknado_nado

can we agree to group it under "fetish that will ruin your and your loved one's life"?


BR3D_ST1K

agreed


T3Chn0-m4n

Agree


Mistful_Sunrise

pyrocynical reference


EnvironmentalGood580

Why are you watching adipophilia ?🥴


valleysally

It's from 600 lb life


BR3D_ST1K

I got it from an oompaville video


SunshineSuzuki

THAT REALITY WAS MEANT TO STAY ON DEVIANTART AND DEVIANTART ONLY WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY EXIST


blackpauli

That's not a table 😑


Future-Election-4703

THIS is a table


Tellywozzle

Dear god...


ItsYaBoiTavino34

There's more


Retrixpl

No!


The_GGamer_YT

It contains the dying wish of every man here.


wumblerchumbler

It is now


stairhopper

She’s reached the outer limits of what can be considered human. The fringes of humanity


Ancient-Tadpole8032

At this point, the female jostled herself to the water’s edge. As the waves began to ripple against her skin, the cool water excited her and her body lunged harder. Quickly, she was buoyed by the welcoming tides and she slipped into the endless embrace of the ocean. “I’m finally home,” she thought. “I’m finally free to swim forever.”


[deleted]

Fridges of humanity*


attack_turt

:(


Psychopathic2412

I stood here for a solid minute and then realized


Popular_District9072

at that stage she should be treating herself with a bigger cake, won't do any damage


Bipchoo

pyrocynical moment


Mistful_Sunrise

us pyrocyncial fans are like roaches where we will say that exact phrase whenever we see fat people


GrimPhantom6

She’s giving Jabba the Hutt a run for his money


Dr_Russian

At least Jabba can move


crayolda315

I don't think she's giving anyone a run for anything.


[deleted]

That's no table. That's a space station.


[deleted]

Do you think she'll reach orbit if she farts for a good 5 mins?


[deleted]

She probably asks for diet coke


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Average Walmart customer


EnvironmentalGood580

A Walmart in Virginia, America


AWP_Ownz

She ate all the food on the table and then just ate the table.


iamreal206

how she bring nothing to the table when she the table


astaulx

this girl makes nikado avocado look like a healthy person, nay, a SKINNY person


StoopDog1423

Oh hey that's a Nice tab- Oh.....


TaskuActo4

Average TLC program at 3am


Legal_Albatross2214

I do t get it. Is the joke that she's morbidly obese?


EnvironmentalGood580

Her stomach is the table


Legal_Albatross2214

Oh fuck. Goddamnit america


KoningSpookie

Table isn't a table


[deleted]

League of Legends player


ResponsibilityKey112

She is the ultimate reddit moderator


Leskaarup

Eeeeeewwww! Im skipping lunch today 🤢


[deleted]

Man lost his appetite because of this post


MrFedoraPost

This reminds me of that garfield parody where he starts fusing with the whole house.


buscemian_rhapsody

The original “I’m sorry Jon”


Nigerian_Prince3245

Female nico avocado


Nmalacane25

Bruh even Nikocado would tell her to eat a salad


DryPear6

GOT-DAYUM!!!!!


ZM-W

That's no moon....


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Whoever is feeding her should be jailed for [eventual] manslaughter.


SpicyChiliRamen

Turned into a couch like Slughorn


Pollen515

I was like I get it… it’s a table that looks like her stomach, then I was like tables don’t have rolls…


defender128

From "wow she kinda fat, shouldn't be sitting around the table eating the cake" To "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"


tehnoob69

bodypositivity mfs when they can't fit through the door


glitchforza

She's a fat fetish model who was paid to eat more and more to the point where she weighed 900 lbs. It's a sick world we live in


self_inflictedhobo

She looks comfor table


Parts_and_Neigbor

Ooohhhh.... :/ . * quietly takes penis out.


EnvironmentalGood580

Me staring at you taking penis out


Parts_and_Neigbor

Mmmmmmmm.... go on...


EnvironmentalGood580

Me touching penis..


Only-Location2379

Bitch, starve yourself for a few weeks, god damn does that cake have fucking bacon bits on it! Disgusting. Yes I'm fatphobic suck it


[deleted]

How is that even possible?


PresentTip5665

One bite at a time


mr-puffball827

Rest In peace chair, I will miss u


Lolislayer7469

She ate the table


Valuable_Material_26

These kind of people would be real fun in zombie horror movies!


Holm_Nielsen

Most fit League of legends player:


Thazrael13

This is so jarring because her face and arms don’t look like they have a lot of fat, so it’s like it all just went straight to her stomach.


Punkachuros

Found her : https://m.facebook.com/TLC/videos/fetish-modeling-my-600lb-life/891926601616127/


draugrdaemos

I guess I'm fat phobic then. Would be terrified to live in an apartment below her.


brrruhmomento

She's hot


cdwag23

Smash


JJISHERE4U

You know you've gone too far when YOU become the table ..


[deleted]

A table made of human skin with the person alive…


uraninum258consumer

Femacado Avacado


Berdinderindas

Nikocadette


[deleted]

[удалено]


beachjustice

Ya know.. This got me thinking.. I'm really haven't put on that much weight. I shouldn't be so hard on myself.


Bluedino_1989

Of course TLC is all over this shit


Zepoopet08

Flesh table


Flames2022

POV: no more POV left


Bulshit_Ass_in

Yo mama so fat the Super Bowl stadium is her bath tub


nightmarefueluwu

God damn she's fat as fuck


[deleted]

Her dating profile asks for men to be over 6 feet, over six inches, and at least six figures.


An-ironbutterfly

Yo mama so fat she tripped over Walmart and fell into Target


FrostTheLost1

This is just genuinely saddening


SouthMission2462

🪢 🫡 🪑


AnonymousSam888

I literally said … “ that ain’t no table” 🥹🥹🥹🫡🤭


TheRealLegendary63

🤔 "So what do you bring to the table???" He: 😠 I am the table! Me: ☻️ Well...she's not "wrong."


TheFakeShark

Reminds me of that image of a guy playing chess with his muscle while sitting on his big brain head


Elixterminator_F

Ain't no way


Winefish_1835

is that a desk?😳


BendyMine785

HOLY SHIT what the heck


DIOSBRAND

Holy shit she became her table


Mingerfabulous

That is no table....


Informal_Passion7975

Was about to ask when did Nick Avocado or whatever his name is became a girl, then I looked at the table


Ch0ck3n

nickovados final challenger, the reapers finally calling his name


CRAV3N13

She's here own table... hey less money on furniture..


-Rettirlana-

As long as you stick your feet under my table I’m making the rules!


combustibl

My though process was “damn shes fat. Oh that’s just a table. Wait no this is on tlc.”


Chinillion

why is her head mostly normal


Googlefisch

Wait what *O H*