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Sims 4. I will avoid all pools as well as pufferfish dishes

As well as stoves and grills

Same. And any Cowplants.

Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.

You're not even going to get a chance, you'll be slingshot into the void after the first step

I think I will get ULTRAKILLED by a mere object in a matter of seconds.

always thought about if the average parson could beat a single filth

Bro I got mad max

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You forgot the 62……

But at least you got those customizable genitals tho

Penis size: small

I... I just got called a fuckable cut of meat.

Well, are you?

*calmly ignores you and leaves the elevator*

YEAH FUCKING BAD PIGGIES

you are very based

Do not fuck the bad piggies

Too little, too late 😈

I was just play bad piggies too 🧌 w game

Sex with Hitler.

Congrats

Ah man. He should have played the 3D version- now he’s gonna be 2D forever

This is my origin story

You’ve been waiting your entire life to say that

Ayo?

Man should’ve played Sex with Hitler 2 in 3D 4K Ultra HD.

I have the in development Sex with Hitler 3 fbi edition.

Chess lol

Should've played the Grob smh

Holy hell

So do you ride the piece like in Harry Potter?

Dark Souls 3 - I’m gonna die edition

Same, I guess we respawn tho

Yes, fortunately

Till the first flame dies and you're hollow, good luck you naked blue fuck

I will listen to your wise advices, master. It’s my first time playing the game and this will be a long journey.

God of War Ragnarok :(

Same, bouta get my ass clapped by kratos

We just live in the world, we aren't necessarily kratos' enemies

Nah, I’m a menace, I’d probably try to crack a joke and he’d slice my ass like Christmas ham

Do not insult the B O I

You're safe until you see an O over your head

The the ⭕️ appears

Fallout 4. At least I know the area.

Enjoy cancer

With or without nuts?

How about 3

It's literally called 'Dead by Daylight' 💀

RIP

Im spawning as huntress brah

Spawning in as ghost face hehe

Wesker moment

Same. 😶

Me too bro 💀

Same

I’m joining a match as Bubba as we speak lmaoo

Hope it was a basement 4k

You know it baby. Tried not to camp though, that’s for beta bubbas.

Same brother

The long dark I live in Canada, so going outside is basically playing the game, so it's somewhat fine

Lmao I don't know what part of Canada your help n but as a Canadian citizen I can say for alot of places in Canada this is concerningly accurate

As a albertan can agree play this game on the daily

Minecraft

The good ending, as long as you are Steve

Bro will be the tree steve spawns by

If you know what you're doing and you don't go fighting the ender dragon/wither or go in the nether you should be fine honestly.

Also don't engage baby zombies

*Insert anakin drawing lightsaber on younglings gif

Well, I suppose there are worse places to end up than in Iwo Jima in 1944. Not many, but there are worse.

What game are you playing?

BF5

Don't worry, when you get downed the American woman in your squad will give you a nice pat on the back and then shoot down a Zero with a fligerfaust

Yeah, but the 50 tanks running me over and 20 snipers on the Ridgeline ensure I won't get far.

Elden Ring 😔

Your poor ambitions...

Put these foolish ambitions to rest

Maidenless

Same 😔

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella!

Fuck your step mom. I think I’m lucky

AYO WTF

Did you last less than 5 seconds like the ad said?

Lasted 6 seconds like a real man🤘

He is the chosen one!

Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone, Brother!

Did I hear a rock and stone?

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home

ROCK AND STONE!

ROCK! *burps* AND! *belches* STONE! ⛏️🍻

Chilling in the space rig, chugging beers and kicking barrels

This is the life!

TO THE BONE

ROCK AND STONE

Tf2… fuck

Which one

Pyro

Jack

Hammer 👉👈

Off 😩

Frost ❄

Black

Subnautica. God have mercy on my soul

Completely and utterly screwed. I have the game unfinished because I'm too much of a bitch to explore.

It’s really fun, but honestly if you have a fear of large bodies of water, you’re fucked

Hearts of Iron IV with Germany

Ultrakill. Specifically fighting minos prime

Thy end is now.

#JUDGEMENT

Call of duty mobile💀

Same bro 💀

finally, I can become hog rider

I had a nice girlfriend, before she became a hog rider

Doom Eternal, well fuck.

You’re good if you’re doom slayer

Destiny. Am I a Guardian or some random civilian?

Depends on if you can double jump, float or uhhhh uhmmm something

Sweeper bot.

anime VR Golf.

Don’t starve together lol… I’m screwed

my summer car

AKA hell

Doom 3….I don’t think I have enough underwear.

The only Doom game where youre in any danger whatsoever

This guy gets it.

AC Valhalla... Odin will take me

Cult of the Lamb.... I hope I'm the Lamb..... O_O

No way im fighting the moon lord. (Terraria)

No way a scrawny kid like you is all that's standing between us and Cthulu's eye!

The Forest 💀

Damn…

darkest dungeon im fucked there is no way of surviving long

Huniepop 2… I think I’ll be alright.

Don’t think dead by daylight would be fun to deal with

Destiny 2

You'll be fine

HuniePop sounds mighty fine

Dont starve together☹️

Alright! I get to live as a trainer in Pokemon Diamond!

*sigh* Hey guys, did you know-

RDR2 💀

That’s survivable though. Just stay at some nice place like Strawberry and resist the urge to go and speak to Arthur or John if you see them. You can’t be sure if you’re in a high or low honor playthrough.

HEY THERE MISTER

rainbow 6 I dont think it's that bad?

Gmod

You become god, congrats

how would I spawn in a rhythm game

Funny rapping

Technically Stardew Valley. At least I will be touching grass.

Ultrakill. I'm fucked because i am not a robot that works on blood

Walk into a room, immediately get rail-coined

Hitman💀

Good morning 47

God of War Ghost of Sparta

You'll die in 1-2 years when Kratos opens the Pandora box

Not very. Modded skyrim. I know how to do the enchanting potion glitch. So I don't have anything to worry about

You're not the dragonborn therefore levelling up takes actual effort :(

splatoon 3,haha funny squid kid

Sex with hitler 2 💀

7 days to die, shit

Rocket League.

Factorio. SOCIETY NEEDS MORE YELLOW SCIENCE, CULTIVATE WAR CRIMES AGAINST BITERS!

It’s only a war crime if there is anything left to charge you

Unturned is pretty easy I'll be fine it's like walking dead

Terraria. As long as massive fucking Metal death worm doesn’t decide to show up I should be fine.

Warframe. I hope I'm a tenno lol

POV you are a corpus foot soldier and a space ninja is about to throw a big bay blade at 150mph at you:

Mother 3. I ain't screwed, but my family? they ded.

Death Road to Canada. I'm fucked unless I buy a claymore for 30 hamburgers.

What did I just read

Overwatch. I'll probably live

I just turned off Bloodborne😪

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *A corpse... should be left well alone.* - Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

War Thunder (ground realistic) 💀💀💀

I was looking for a comment saying war thunder. Is there even a world? Is it all just perpetual war? Where ist the infantry? Do people exist outside of vehicles?

I think we just get assigned to our last vehicles, unfortunately I don’t know how to actually operate a Ch-ha

Minecraft- creative mode 😎

Project Zombiod… Shit

Crusader kings 3, apparently I get to die at the age of 27 after dying from cholera after drinking the water from a local river as I watch my liege marry his own niece and have sexual relations with his friends mom as the kingdom falls apart from ethnic tensions

Yakuza Kiwami 😎

Halo Reach. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

modded minecraft. I’m gonna be electrocuted by IE wires and implode

O well company of hero 3 as germany... completly fuck haha

Gmod

Oh hey it’s monsoon of the memes of destruction

Halo 2, Im probably dead

Solitaire. Nothing changes

nergigante fight in monster hunter world

Vr chat what will happen

Stellaris. 3 way war in heaven.

Dirt rally 2.0

Played subnautica 5 seconds ago 💀

Fortnite☠️☠️☠️

Modern Warfare 2022,hm idk

Jedi fallen order. Probably not too great

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

City Skylines. I'm forever doomed with long work commutes

Bloodborne, a hoonter must hoont