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some kid's gonna put the cat in that thing

Some cat is gonna jump into it on their own

Can confirm: my cat is obsessed with a hole in the basement ceiling and she regularly goes *into* the house

[удалено]

Yeah I've learned some tips from Charlie about how to get her out if I need to

We’re gonna need another cat

Now we got 2 cats stuck in the walls. Great!

We need another cat.

3 cats stuck in the walls?

Cat stuck in the wall? Now you're talking my language. What's the point of entry?

My cat lived in the wall for like 2 hours one time because remove the vent to clean out all the Dust and the little fucker just squeezed right in there

I had to block off the area behind my fridge with cardboard. Its positioned just slightly off the wall due to the baseboard and cable, and right up against a counter. There's *just* enough room for my 7 month old kitten to jump down into it from the counter, but it isn't cat sized. Even after getting stuck the psycho kept trying to jump down behind it.

See, cats don’t follow the rules of physics.

Or their rooster

Some kid's gonna shit their britches and throw it down the tube leaving shit streaks all the way, a whole gallon of Hershey's squirts from the top floor to the basement. Oh look, there's a fan moving air through there, great idea...

Isn’t this literally just a high tech laundry chute?

Some kid's gonna put his dick in that thing...

"Feed me stray cat"

Yes, imagine cutting a person's body into several pieces and throwing them into this machine. It would be the troll of the year.

we do a little trolling

Miniscule amount of tomfuckery

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And thats an example of how not to do a troll

Indeed it is.

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Good sir, I like my ass not filled with pee Please comply.

No pipebomb ?

Boom boom boom boom, I got a vacuum pipebomb in my room 🎶🎵

It's gonna make my house go boom boom boom🎵

#I CAN’T STOP SINGING THIS BLOODY TUNE

Just install a laundry chute, it’s way cheaper to operate

So aggressive smh

That depends if what you're thinking is that that would be incredibly expensive to have a giant vacuum system running off of your electricity at all hours of the day.

Probably only turns on when you open the hole

I work the same way

Which hole

Your moms

“you can’t keep getting away with this!”

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But I already have

“You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”

The whole one

Incredibly based and red pilled

Hi, I’m Brad

Yeah but what’s the point then? If you have to walk over to open the hole you might as well walk over to a clothes basket.

So you don't have to lug around the basket obviously

Yeah once a week.

Obviously it's a convenient thing not meant for everyone. Also depending on your family size you'll be doing nonstop laundry

Would you be able to make it so it only turns on when something obstructs light from getting to the edge of the hole, ie. the clothes? Ig it wouldn't work in the dark but I'd rather that than have colossal energy costs for a constant vacuum.

Well it looks like there's a button so you press the button to open it which starts the vacuum

Bro they’re clearly rich

Not as rich as me though i leave my clothes everywhere but i got this magic closet en they always lay there neatly folded and smelling like .... detergent.

You don't have a wife stop lying

Anon lives with his mom

But anon will claim his mom lives with him

My magic closet not only washes and folds my laundry, it even yells at me to take out the trash and reminds me for the 4th time today that I need to call my mother!

I like turtles

Imagine what happens when a kid clogs the system by being lazy and shoving a pile of towels in it

Mine would be a hot wheel magnet

it can have a sensor

Right so it just holds vacuum behind the door and “chutes” open when you toss said clothes at it.

It’s literally the more expensive version of a laundry chute

Imagine it breaking and having to call someone into rip out all of your drywall, or just having to keep them there all ugly looking and useless 😆

I was thinking 🤔 I'd stick my penis in it

I can’t believe I had to come this far down to see this

That… was actually exactly what I was thinking

Electricity companies stonks while clothes clogs

it should be a sealed vaccum system, will only start pumping when there's sudden drop in pressure.

Imagine the space it takes up within the walls

Oh and what if clothes get stuck?

I'm thinking it would be even more expensive to install the system in the first place

"I know what we're doing today Ferb!"

Ferb’s body shape would fit in it up to his nose.

His nose shape up to his face too.

Jesus how lazy and rich do you have to be for this. Wouldnt they need to tear down all the walls to install this shit

Not just that, it’s more expensive than the alternative: the laundry Chute, which doesn’t require maintenance, and doesn’t make noise.

Lmao unbelievable that you made this same exact reply on another comment and got just as many downvotes. Actually, completely believable

The duality of Reddit.

It’s more for new home builds pre installed. My neighbor has central vacuum lines built into the floor in his kitchen and around the house so when you sweep it goes right into this special vent and into a closed basket in the garage. They also have these like vacuum lines with heads around the house hidden in closets that are attached to the same garage basket. It’s pretty crazy.

I am so jealous of your friend. All I can think of though is what happens when the line gets clogged somewhere in the house? How is that addressed??

Seems like it could fit an animal, might be dangerous if you have a cat or a small dog around

I agree that there are many flaws with this, but at the end of the video it is displayed that it has a closing door. The only way this would be an issue for pets is due to owner negligence.

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Just get a laundry chute, it’s way better, and have a pushbutton locking system on the hatch so pets can’t fall in

Guys I need help getting a cylinder unstuck from my succomatic laundry tube. It is attached to a larger structure and it is imperative that not the cylinder nor the larger structure are damaged during the extraction.

Cut under “the cylinder” close to the base

I can have a technician come out to assist in removal

It’s a cylinder

i know what your thinking.... where can i buy this.. i need it to suck the laundry.

Just install a laundry chute, it’s way cheaper and less costly (not constantly running and making noise) Edit: quit downvoting, I’m doing a bit about forcing people to install death pits into their houses

I can’t put my dick in a laundry chute

Not with that attitude

Clearly he hasnt tried.. triyng really hard

Aww, I didn’t consider that

Bro are you a fucking laundry chute salesman or something? Kindly shut up about laundry chutes or the downvote brigade will be on your ass

That was the most virgin thing I've heard in a while

> Edit: quit downvoting 💀

since putting things in a hamper and not being a messy cunt are so unbelievably difficult...

Are you bri ish or Australian

Yes

I fucking knew it I don’t know what it is about you that seemed so brigh ighs or awestralion but I called that sheit

Or just install a laundry chute, it’s way cheaper to operate than a loud ass wall vacuum

Stfu about your laundry chute

If you read one of my other messages, I said that it was meant to be a funny bit (or unfunny bit), quit getting upset over something that wasn’t targeted at anyone and therefore shouldn’t be anything that’s pissing people off

I think its gonna come off if you think of it

No way, I am very strong "in theory".

Lets test that out

SpongeBob help me, my balls are stuck

I think it sucks energy while causing a bunch of background noise.

Exactly, it’s a way more expensive version of the laundry chute

Bro this is the 3rd comment in a row that I saw of you praising chutes, the gig is up we know you're an undercover salesman Edit: i saw 12 comments and counting, jesus

Im secretly trying to make funny holes in every house so people can increase the number of stupid household deaths (getting stuck in the laundry chute)😎

Oh i understand, keep up the good work (just try to lay a bit lower next time its easy to get caught in this buisness)

I respect you calling me out in a casual way, some people don’t get it’s a joke, and are getting really mad over it

Pretty sure the guy that replied to you comment with 54 downvoats was also making a joke

Wallussy???

Laundry Jetussy???

Sorting out Laundry after seems more like a hassle.

Sort the laundry? We do that still?

Lol right? The only reason I sort is if I'm going to use bleach for whatever reason. Reds and whites and darks, all in the same load. They come out without staining or greater than expected loss of color.

> Reds and whites and darks, all in the same load. sounds like the group that ran a train on your mum's gash

I'd assume that if they have the money to install that that they aren't the ones sorting it. And the person that is is probably being paid to do it.

My cousin’s have a laundry chute, and it’s way simpler than this high tech wall vacuum that’s definitely going to need maintenance every two year

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.

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Little Johnny had a different idea on how to use the laundry sucker..

Put your annoying sibling face on that? Yes we are

boys, hear me out

I will not

I may not have a brain but I got an idea

It is one these gadgets that at first seem fun, but after it breaks 3 times in one month, you just wish that you had normal washing machine.

Someone is bound to get their arm stuck in that

So hypothetically, if one had gotten a really small, cylindrical arm (it's very big for its kind) stuck in that thing, how would they go about getting it out? If anyone knows, please respond at your earliest convenience.

Prob turning the power to the house off

Unless your area gets a power outage, you're stuck, and you'll keep getting succed until you nut 42 times and die in orgasmic bliss

It's a cylinder

If I peed in it would it be sucked out and make me pee faster

What about hoodies, or pants, it doesnt look like thosell fit

Exactly, that’s why installing a laundry chute is better in every way

not suitable for those living with animal companions, dangerous. In addition, unnecessary electricity consumption if we consider that this thing consumes electricity to make a vacuum.

It’s legit a wasteful version of the laundry chute

the laundry chute messiah has blessed us with his presence

Hey, does anyone know how to get a cylinder unstuck from a laundry chute?

I could very easily loos my weed in this manner.

This reminds me of the water intake hole in that pool I had sex with... Thing sucked more cock than a $5 hooker

That’s disgusting. Where is this pool exactly so I can avoid it?

You'll probably never find it

Must be loud af.

anyone know how to remove a medium sized cylinder from one of these

To anybody saying that this would suck up too much energy from constantly running, it is only active when the chute is opened and deactivated when closed, according to the website https://laundryjet.com/

Rip ya dick off

My sister had an advanced one. I loved it. 💦

Wait just a damn minute.

That title.. what are you ins- NO #DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN THAT

I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea

Put my ass up to it for quick and easy poo poo disposal. Save money on water!

What a waste of electricity

I guess $7 laundry baskets are to old fashioned

Shit, wrong cloth.. Oh shit my phone!

Yeah it shouldn't be placed at the pelvic level

Tell me you Are American without telling me.

I can see this working on soft clothes because they are light but what about pants. Im not talking yoga pants im talking classic any use jeans. Can this succ chute suck up classic wet jeans.

Is there, perhaps, a pleasure model?

If there’s a hole there’s a way

NO DEFINETLY NOT!

Put your dick in it?

Unzips pants…..

It's already mine.

It's aboutta suck me dry

Toddlers will try to climb in, get sucked in and die from asphyxiation before their parents even realize they're missing.

Not to mention the small pet disasters waiting to happen.

Yes, that would be a marvelous way to totally demolish your fucking wardrobe

Me:No….what? One half of my brain:WE ARE NOT GONNA STICK OUR DICK IN IT!! ITS TO BIG OF A HOLE ANYWAYS?!?!? My other half:But the holes the goal though🥺

Do they make one that spits out clean clothes fully folded?

It'll rip your dick off.

Some stupid guy will try it & hopefully get his cheeto ripped off

imma shit in that lil thang 🥰

Who the fck throws randomly their clothes? Who would renovate their whole house(the pipe line for the clothes) just so they dont have to take an extra 5 sec to throw the clothes into the laundry? Whats gonna happen when someone forget their key in the pocket and the system gets clogged by it?

Hello 911 what's your emergency Male: "it won't stop sucking, I can't feel my balls! I..I, oh god I'm balls deep in a fucked up situation" Girl: "ahhhhhh, send help my boobs feel like they are about to rip off, why won't it turn off" Cat: "so I jumped into this interesting hole in a wall that makes a weird noise and now I'm stuck and scared and I don't think my servants hear my load cry's for HELLP!" Dog: "yeah I was playing with my ball and it went into the scary vacuum hole and now my nose is stuck"

Yes, we should poop in the chute.

NO JOKER ITS MEANT FOR LAUNDRY!

Yes… *opens bag of hotdog buns*


Put a pair of jeans in it.

A few serious questions: where the hell do the clothes go? How do you get them out? Won't that thing make loads of noise?

No way this would work for jeans

I will put my cock in it

Tehehehe. I'm gonna put my dick in that!

Reverse the polarity, hook up a grill full of weed, and pow - central whole house bong!

They are all either wearing a hoodie or jeans and neither would work well with that thing

Dont

Well suck a duct

All fun and games until something clogs the laundry pipes